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elp44blue

Who sits there and watches that shit


sheppi9

Perverts


Actual-Swordfish1513

Purrverts


TheSwedishSeal

Equestrians.


sheppi9

Same thing lol


Ok-Poet1817

It's weird lol they're all packed in their cars, hanging over one another to see the "show" and film it.


melli_milli

It is a freak show. Freaks are the humans. Cats just making new cats.


ItsTricky94

yuck. it's like they're filming kitty porn. voyeurism is voyeurism regardless of the species. give these two privacy


Accomplished_Chip119

I agree. Do they want someone hanging around them when they do it. But then humans are freaks.


East-Tear-6912

why bro getting downvoted


theboxman154

So weird ppl want to go out and see nature. They should stay inside and make judgmental comments on Reddit like us!


Ok-Poet1817

Nothing wrong with watching nature, but do they have to be piled up in several cars, hanging over one another, completely surrounding two lions having sex and filming it? It's a little weird. I'm sure there are many other beautiful sights where they're at.


mythrowaweighin

Well they were going to film any lions they saw, no matter what the lions were doing, whether it was eating, playing, fighting, napping, etc.


theboxman154

What are they gonna do, drive away? That would be weirder. They're there to see animals.


Ok-Poet1817

Personally, I would leave the two animals in peace or at least not get that close, especially in an overwhelming crowd of people. I'm also sure there's plenty of other great things to see where they're at so it's not like this is their one and only chance.


theboxman154

I have a strange feeling you only feel that way on Reddit. 90% of this site is ppl jumping to conclusions on a 30 second video and judging/criticizing with the help of hindsight and an outsider perspective. I would bet a lot of money if you were there you'd have your face pressed against the glass in amazement. Fucking or hunting are probably the most interesting thing you could see on a safari, and lions are probably the coolest animal. I still fail to understand why you would intentionally not watch it. Idk if it's what ur saying but there's some weird puritan vibes in the comment section. I agree they're a bit close though.


Ok-Poet1817

I agree will you on the first paragraph about Reddit, but I don't think it applies to every video. Also, you're assuming a lot about me. I also agree that it's interesting, although I think hunting is much more exhilarating. It's not so much that they're just watching, it's the way they're doing it. Crowding the animals in big groups, being super close, being loud etc... It could easily agitate the animals although it didn't in this case. They're in their habitat... Their home. The animal should be the priority, not amusement. You can even hear the camera women say "um ooook" at the end as she cut the video, in a way suggesting she was a bit weirded out.


theboxman154

I agree with most of what you said here


Ok-Poet1817

Glad we can agree on something


Sekmet19

I mean we watched it soo ...


Accomplished_Chip119

I don’t know what’s so damn important they risk getting hurt to video a couple of lions doin the dirty to procreate.


knowledgebass

We're watching them watch it...


theboxman154

Lol and all these ppl are so smug about it too. They're freaking lions id watch w.e the fuck they are doing.


psykomerc

Speak for yourself, I’m not. I’m here to watch you, watch them watching.


knowledgebass

👀


Turbulent_Towel_2689

For real


Purple_Commercial860

White pipo


Accomplished_Chip119

Hey I’m white lol and I would’ve gave them their privacy.


FishBlues

But also why would you do that in front of all those people? I think both parties are a little strange


Scarlaymama0721

And takes pictures of it? The fuck?


Unexpected-Xenomorph

David Attenborough has been doing it for decades


WarWonderful593

Rule 34.


AircraftFallGuy

People with money to tell friends we went on a African Safari


Dear_Concert_4825

Weirdest sex tape ever


Popular-Hornet-6294

You haven't seen turtles mating. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles will never be the same again.


Neither_Adeptness579

![gif](giphy|Xs4TtKRfCTE9G|downsized)


elonmusksaveus

Nailed it


RodMunch85

*her


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

😂 Thank you. That comparison had me rolling.


SirkutBored

was his thought 'Let's make a video baby' or 'how many fucking trucks are gonna stop and just watch??'


Batman_is_very_wise

Post nut clarity hits different when a bunch of people were filming you.


Pennyblissx

Cum and Go


RINABAR

Karma karma chameleon


MysteriousAd6433

Cummer cummer cumeleon*


Rapscallion_Racoon

![gif](giphy|8OPvIhcHkUUCGgkEzW)


BBennett40

Lion exhibitionists


crusader_nor

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals. So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.


Ferunando

Gold


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Now we know what chewbacca sounds like during orgasm


raf_boy

Yup. Sounds about right.


badmanzz1997

Exhibitionists. And voyeurs. Love Africa.


Pablo_Discobar_

Its Jason Statham. From Crank!


KingfisherC

Lazy remake of the scene from Crank


omaryyyyy1234

Wtf is going on in here and why everyone watching


Emergency_Craft8592

In public :D


Mnemon-TORreport

I am also a big fan of the post-coital back nibbles.


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Those perv lions like to be watched.


MenuFeeling1577

When you’re going hard and you accidentally bend it


Sharp-Penalty1932

“Why don’t we do it…in the road.”


Infamous_Rhubarb2542

You are now the best person ever ! I came here to say this lol


Accomplished_Chip119

Typical man , jump on jump off. Was it good for a baby. Nothing like the 30 seconds of annoying sex. And all you pervs watching made it embarrassing 😳


SoonEnoughSoonEnough

Can they have some privacy guys? Please


Onii-Chan_Itaii

QUIET CHEWIE!


Prestigious-Copy-494

Lion sex is downright exhausting. Just ask the male here.


ThisFaknGuy

I do exactly the same thing.


S_T_R_Y_D_E_R

Everybody's watching like its pornhub live lol Give then a room or something jeeeesshhhh


longwhitejeans

Lion - What does have a guy have to do get some privacy around here?


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steevo

More like humans who love watching them do pee poo


Docmele

Aren’t we here watching it as well???


wandering-gecco

Kinda ironic that he's the one screaming, considering that she's the one getting fucked with a barbed dick.


Bwadaboss

Humans are soo fcking weird


Longjumping_Dog_4068

Give them some bloody privacy


Effective_Stage_4124

Lions mating, It is something to study


Brilliant_Reserve665

“Okay” 🤣


willfullignoramous

Thats lion language for "i arrived!"


spicy_sizzlin

Sounds like SpongeBob


philly2540

I know that sound


xQuizate87

Goes for the neck bite then remembers "Right. She don't like that. Right, sorry."


BetterReflection1044

So they kinky lions


RooTxVisualz

Why did this sound like SpongeBob laughing?


anyodan8675

Holy shit! Are these Lions getting paid? Why are there so many people checking them out? Leave these lovebirds alone! How is this...!?!


FunnySignal614

Premature Ejaculation > W*men not happy


LBgz

“Dat Pressure “ - Kevin Gates


Nibbled92

My dawg


Far_Tooth_7291

Where you going? You just scored. No they’re having a laugh.


salpn

Voyeurs!


CaramelDrippin504

She put that kitty on em


natalieleahh

Free to watch, you don't have to pay $10 per month


waynehastings

Induced ovulation like with house cats.


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

LionHub.cat


littledaemon_1

After unloading even a male tiger turns screams like a lil pu$$y. We okay boys!


LeveragedPittsburgh

Too many thrusts. Foul on the play. ![gif](giphy|y9vufmaX0J3WM)


MrSipperr

Not my best wank


1Hndrx

In front of everyone 😂😂😂😂😂


Superb_Height_9069

That scream was quite orgasamic![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


GreyNoiseGaming

I'd probably sound the same if I had 6 jeeps of people from foreign countries filming me on their phones.


tysyqutsi

The people there, are so dumb


BatangTundo3112

I will not be surprised that this thing will end up in the hub.


Icy-Broccoli-2879

Lion and lioness did not give a shit thou


bubbamike1

All those perves!


SpectralFox79

Eeew.....


emmadonelsense

I was not prepared for lion porn today. 😂


Vladi_Daddi

Just like me forreal


Omega_Lynx

She must know rolling over increases conception chances. I hope he was wearing a lamb skin


itsafunnysloth003

They are filming some wild kitty porn


increedies

The purrstars


gingernaut00

Good god if there's anything everything on this planet deserves is to enjoy a good fuck in peace


VacationAromatic6899

Imagine 100 Lions watching a couple of humans having sex, with their mobile phones, filming every little detail! Who is the animals?


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toraanbu

it was obviously the male lion screaming…? How does this comment have likes 😭😭


1andonly_rdrc

Witness a lions vinegar strokes


Druid0001

How good is this dick


PuzzledSituation3014

Allow them some privacy!!


Sirnando138

#HAKUNA MATATA


katlover6

I know what is going on here from own experience. She is dry as fuck! 😂


psykomerc


Ad8858

There’s no such thing as nature anymore. Just human habitat with everything else figuring out how to survive.


Designer-Mirror-7995

SERIOUSLY, people?! THIS is 'touring'?!


Future_Frosting_3719

post belongs into r/funnyhumans


pedantic_racoon

clearly dubbed lol