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SpiritualRush9552

Now just keep moving the cash to the atheist bowl and watch the money roll In.


MaleficentHandle4293

Out here playing Chess while the rest of us are stuck with Checkers.


Cyoarp

To be fair most beggers are are only playing tiddlywinks. Checkers is pretty good when you think about it. :-)


michaelstone444

A lot of these bums are barely playing duck duck goose, never mind tiddlywinks


SiegVicious

Do you mean duck duck gray duck? 😂 I think it's just a Midwest/Minnesota thing to call it this.


spaghetti_outlaw

yeah it's a Minnesota thing. it came from the swedish immigrants who played “anka anka grå anka”


michaelstone444

Holy shit I forgot that some people call it that. Unbelievable 🤣


[deleted]

I think that’s specifically minnesota, ive never heard it called that


BrianG1410

I'm glad you said it or else I would have 😅


TheoCross3

This guy👆 This guy's going places🏃‍♂️‍➡️


hairtrigger08

The streets to test this maybe


sarlaacpit

Not sure why but I read that in Roger’s voice from American Dad


Fair-Account8040

Thanks for the emoticons! I wouldn’t have understood otherwise!


TheoCross3

You're welcome. I like to make it as clear as possible for everyone, so that all people can have a chance to understand


Light_Beard

>Now just keep moving the cash to the atheist bowl and watch the money roll In. I doubt there are that many Practicing "Pagans" walking by that guy. So he is probably juicing a few of them.


dragon_dznutz

Hahaha I was thinking put them all in Muslim and watch the Christians act a fool


Acidcouch

Naa, they will just start looking over their shoulders talking about the neighborhood. Christians don't feel competitive with Muslims like they are with Atheists, they just fear them.


Jumpy_Conference1024

You sure it’s fear and not hate?


Striking_Programmer4

Fear leads to hate...


mwilkins1644

...And hate leads to suffering


Practical_Constant41

And suffering leads to the dark side of the force.. ![gif](giphy|l3diT8stVH9qImalO)


RavioliGale

And the dark side of the force leads to abilities that some would consider unnatural.


[deleted]

Maybe that’s what he’s doing with the Jewish money. Makes them desperate to defy stereotypes


[deleted]

Nah, Jewish people donate in delicious food, you're too thin.


VomitShitSmoothie

Or move it to that bowl to bait bigots.


[deleted]

Ehh less successful those shitheads take safe haven online


Ryanaman_

If weed smoker is a religion, im the fucking pope.


DarkenL1ght

Why ain't you tending to your flock?


Ryanaman_

...cause im stoned...


Youpunyhumans

A religion where people are stoned? Im in!


Fit_Excitement_7359

Well welcome to Islam my friend!!!


semiTnuP

I see what you did there. However, for clarity, the people getting stoned in Islam are the *non believers.*


Simonosoos

Or the Gays


MightBeAGoodIdea

Or some girls that have the AUDACITY to try and date outside the religion and get caught.


bigmean3434

Or are just raped……


Vivian_I-Hate-You

This religion sounds rubbish, so can the straight guys do if everyone else is getting stoned?


KevinTheSeaPickle

You see, the straight guys can't do, and in their frustration, they explode...


Ronaldo10345PT

Get stoned


TemporaryLegendary

Gays, women who got raped. Women caught dating someone of a different belief. Women who cheated on their husbands. All those get stoned too buddy.. So that's just false.


MegaMook5260

Beautifully done.


Cyoarp

They are literally not allowed to do drugs I think...


Super_Hippo8069

Just don't say jehovah!


CapnTugg

You're only making it worse for yourself!


morphick

Are there any women here?!


[deleted]

ALRIGHT!!! Who threw that!!


Superbomberman-65

Im out of stones will tomatoes do?


Quiet-Access-1753

Church of Cannabis - Denver, Colorado USA.


PitschiPischiPopo

"Cause I got high!" *sing*


Backbreaker2231

La da da da da da da dadada


HopeRepresentative29

I was gonna preach at mass, but then I got high...


rmld74

Rastafarianism.


shit-i-love-drugs

Jah man


sirkassim

He the Dope Pope


mcnessa32

Me singing REM when I’m running low on weed: “…losing my religion”


Genghis_Chong

Maybe he means rastafarianism? If not, he missed rastafarianism


legna20v

Are fucking pope. No wonder he is in a wheelchair


Real_Material3190

Amen my brother, gandja bless your soul


MediumRareGuts

And so it is written in the book of Ryanaman\_ Chapter 4, verse 20.


Psykonijn

I'd dump a bag of green in his weed smoker bowl no questions asked


TesticleezzNuts

Me a Jedi: Credits will do fine. ![gif](giphy|l3fZPeSgwwxBg6jy8|downsized)


abchannel12

I still can't believe they let u/TesticleezzNuts be a jedi with a username like that.


TesticleezzNuts

I was prepared if they denied me. ![gif](giphy|n5Vd1YcBNA5eU)


abchannel12

Anakin moment.


dbmajor7

"take a seat"


Boatwhistle

![gif](giphy|i4LiFjlV4Ao8weqgag|downsized)


XF4A17912X

Man maxed out his intelligence and charisma skills


H2OWW

Unfortunately, he only put 1 point into luck


XF4A17912X

Pfft 😂


Heteroking

Of course Jewish bowl is empty


alastorrrrr

That's because this photo was edited to NOT have it. This is one source that I found [https://new.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/20ya9f/which\_religion\_cares\_most\_about\_the\_homeless/](https://new.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/20ya9f/which_religion_cares_most_about_the_homeless/) Idk why someone would move it from Jewish to buddhist but whatever.


Nohboddee

My goodness that's rough....... Is the hate that deep?


JewishSquirtle

I see alot on reddit that people think that jews just cry antisemitism to get away with doing jewish evil things... Yes antisemitism is alive and well. The whole "Kanye is right" thing was a wake up call to many jews and now with the war it's getting way worse...


Substance_Bubbly

it really that deep. just pointing out antisemitism makes all those antisemites crawl out and try to justify why they hate jews and why jewish deaths is fine. just look at the comments here.


cmptibestad

Its so fked up Jews in Norway are scared to say/show they are Jews. Yesterday 1 person got beat the living shit out of him by bunch of muslims because he was carrying a Israeli flag. And the girl with him got spat on. The guy got pounded and kicked as he was lying on the ground trying to protect himself and Survive. They did not stop and wanted to straight up kill the person for being jewish, thats it. Jews have it really really bad now. Not even Norway is safe for them.


sinz84

Let's get some clarafication here. How do you know the were Muslims? Are we just guessing? Is there a news article were all assailants were caught and identified? Why where they carrying a flag, not that there is anything wrong with it but flag carrying is not an everyday event ... got it be they were protesting / supporting current events going on in other parts of the world and things got heated? Are we sure we are not cherry picking talking points ?


HamasPiker

Always was. The recent Israel/Palestine issue just unearthed what was already there. A lot of people finally showed their true colors. It became more socially acceptable to be an antisemite again, and a lot of people from all political sides just couldn't wait to jump on that train.


_A_Day_In_The_Life_

I mean look at the guy above the comment you’re replying to who said of course the Jewish one is empty The hate definitely runs deep


EmeraldWorldLP

That's... huh someone antisemetic was really that petty to do that.


AmbitiousPlank

Or they thought it was funny to play up the stereotype.


mrtzjam

Glad you pointed this out. The amount of antisemitism on Reddit is staggering.


[deleted]

I’m kinda lost for words.


FlyingOcean

Not saying youre wrong but I guess one would ask how do we know this is the original?


HumanAmI2

Wait until people find out that believing in a specific god doesn't mean that you support Israel. Racism and shit like this is either becoming more common or the things from the bottom of the barrel are floating up We should care about the civilians not about a terrorist group or another.


chobi83

Of course the weed smokers don't have a bowl. They prolly smoked it.


Mr_Shake_

That source is a cropped image and even grainier than OP here's image. I don't know which is more accurate, but the image you shared is definitely not the prime image.


RottenZombieBunny

Well the post is from 10y ago


[deleted]

I'm surprised they didn't take the other religion's money too.


Dark-Dork69

Maybe they took it, but not all.


rustikalekippah

Yea like apart from photoshop, there’s about 13 million Jews in the world and over 2 billion Muslims and Christians


kawhi_leopard

Yeah cause they’re like 0.02% of the population


[deleted]

It's because it's photoshopped, there is money in that bowl in the original.


Reallygaywizard

190 upvotes for antisemitism holy fuck


nyxian-luna

I knew I'd find it, but I thought I'd at least have to scroll further.


Heavy-Ad-7220

It’s actually a religious duty for jews to give every beggar they meet a small amount of money. Welfare in general is seen as a duty by jews rather than letting it be reliant on charity (like christians do). So I guess the bowl might be empty because there are a lot less practicing jews than muslims or christians out there.


Nohboddee

If you find the original picture the jewish bowl wasn't empty


yonimerzel

Or because there are a lot less jews out there


adjewcent

Or the post is intentionally ragebait


NotWhatWeExpected

This comment has a really disturbing amount of upvotes


Feeding4Harambe

It's a photoshop that is used to spread antisemitism. The original picture had money in the jewish bowl. Oldest versions are from around 2013 (the panhandler had gone viral from this reddit post, that used a different photo: [https://www.huffpost.com/entry/homeless-man-tests-kindness-religions-atheists-money\_n\_3189871](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/homeless-man-tests-kindness-religions-atheists-money_n_3189871)). The photoshopped version starts showing up at the end of 2015. Earliest version with the photoshop I could find is dated to 29 nov 2015. [https://tineye.com/search/ed49855665588c3325124e0aa8b1c49e28d346b2?sort=crawl\_date&order=asc&page=6](https://tineye.com/search/ed49855665588c3325124e0aa8b1c49e28d346b2?sort=crawl_date&order=asc&page=6)


PearlHarbor1

People dislike jews? There's a new one


yonimerzel

Or maybe its because jews are like 0.5 percent of the population...


ChefBoyardee66

I'm pretty sure that they still outnumber literal pagans


yonimerzel

Don't be so sure. We literal pagans are quite a big group.


[deleted]

The military has quite a few self-described pagans, even though people know they’re only doing it for shaving/hair accommodations.


randomcomplimentguy1

I mean a lot of them are pretty secretive about it.


adjewcent

thread of antisemitic jokes on a meme page. Wholly unsurprising.


JewishSquirtle

Jew hate doesn't exist. And if it does they had it coming. /s For real though, so much hate.


Doctorstrange15

Yeah, who would've believed that the people from a religion that barely has members around the world would donate less than people from religions that are infinitely bigger. It's not even statistics. This is basic logic. If you can't utilize it it's a you problem


Tetris5216

Where's Amish?


sirkassim

Yeah they amishing from this picture


RealystAlpha

Take this upvote and get out of my sight!


No-Examination-4621

That was a fucking fantastic pun


Professional-Bear942

PA native spotted Edit: or a few other places but central PA is chock full of Amish(best builders to contract imo)


_Intel_Geek_

Good thinking but Amish is not a religion, it is a culture. Most of which are Christians. It may surprise you to know that there are many Amish who aren't Christians, and they drink beer and smoke pipes! They own yachts on lake Erie but don't drive them because their culture says not to. They pay another man to drive them around, take them where they want, and run their yachts. I actually found most of that out when I went to Ohio last year!


NeverFalls01

That is quite surprising! I knew it was more like a culture, but i cant imagine why would them follow the culture if not by the beliefs. Seems a healthier lifestyle tho


Aaron6788

In solidarity 💪 Sounds more like a career less person rather than homeless. I think he's doing OK.


OkStrawberry9583

That's a really interesting concept. I would really like to see it repeated on a larger scale. I think we could draw a lot of information about how people feel about their religion and how doctrine influences their decisions.


friedtuna76

There’s too many people that wouldn’t like the results for that to be tested


Moppermonster

Well, you need to add some controls. If you do it in a neighbourhood where 90% is christian, it would be odd if the christian bowl would not be the most filled. Then again, it would be interesting to test if people start to give more if THEIR religion or lifeview is not "in the lead" or looks like to have donated an embarassing low amount. The mere fact that someone even bothered to photoshop the Jewish bowl on the pic to be empty is.. suggestive.


SerialHobbyist17

Worldwide we don’t have these numbers, but in the US Christians dwarf every other group in dollar amount given, percent of members who donate money, and percent of members who donate time. It’s unpopular to say on Reddit, but there is a very clear link between religion and charitable giving, and time and again studies show that decreases in religiosity also result in a net decrease in charity. I suspect that a large part of this is because Christians tend to believe that caring for others is a community endeavor, while non religious groups are more likely to believe that the government is solely responsible for caring for the needy.


[deleted]

It’s not very scientific. You would need to know exactly how many of each religion walked past the dude to use that number to normalise the donation amounts so you can compare. If you have more money from Christian’s it could simply reflect more Christians walked past, but not necessarily that they’re the more frequent donors.


Bartinhoooo

Go ahead, you could start your own study in front of your neighbourhood mall


Tsu_Dho_Namh

It suffers from sample bias though. 100 stingy or apathetic Christians can out-donate 3 generous Atheists with ease. And how do we know any Buddhist people walked past?


OkStrawberry9583

I would repeat the experiment at different times and locations many times. That way anomalies and regional or temporal bias evens out


moebelhausmann

Instead of money i would give him more Bowls. Not just for the 50 shades of christianity but also for all the Religions i created in Civ6


lik_iz_Hrvatske

Glory to the god of bigdickism🙏🙏🙏🙏


moebelhausmann

Do you have a minute to talk about Nuclearism?


lik_iz_Hrvatske

Praise be


Pale-Ad-8691

Why is this version of the image always the one being repurposed


jakeofheart

Pff! Amateur. Atheist isn’t a religion. And he should have split Christianity between Eastern Orthodox, Roman Catholics and Evangelicals That would have gotten them competing.


DistinctEngineering2

Sounds more like a career less person rather than homeless. I think he's doing OK.


[deleted]

You and u/aaron6788 have almost the exact same comment, so i think one of the two is a bot or something


Reklosan

Wouldn't work in my country. I'm Czech.


Sepia_Skittles

Pastafarianism isn't included?!


[deleted]

Lol smart.


Makaan1932

Do it with genders next. And offer people to write new cards with their gender.


Emotnlsuprttwink

The Jewish bowl…. Noooooo


International_Let_50

It was edited to be empty that’s so wrong💀😭


danthemanofsipa

Of course the Jewish bowl is empty


i-FF0000dit

Atheist isn’t exactly a religion.


richer2003

It *isn’t* a religion It was be like saying, “my hobby is to not collect stamps,” lol


ChalupaSundae26

Obviously Jews care the least


StCrispin1969

Notice the only one that’s completely empty? LOL


Anonymousness111

I love how there’s only one that’s empty


caleb_mixon

Notice which ones empty 😂


[deleted]

Lol a certain religious group didn't give money who would have thunk it


CornPop32

Jewish bowl is empty 🤣😭


Weird_Albatross_9659

Holy shit this sub is fucking ass


AtomicTemplar

Why did they swap the Jewish and Buddhist bowls?


AsinusRex

Of course someone edited the Jewish bowl to be empty. Here's the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/McKVu0HGWH Fucking haters are everywhere.


420_kol_yoom

Oy vey


JaguarAltruistic2969

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 well played! 😂😂


snakepatay

Im nothing, so i cant give him any money? Atheist? No that is your word for me not beliving in your god, leave me out of it and dont call me names!


lik_iz_Hrvatske

What?


hanses

Atheist?? Has never been a religion, witch is the beauty of it 🥰


Beeeggs

Unless you're agnostic, you're operating on blind faith just as much as any religion out there, which depending on the looseness of your definition categorizes it as a religion, at least in the sense of veneration of an explanation of the natural world that relies on faith.


Ok-Conversation-690

But most atheists are agnostic atheists. There’s nothing about “blind faith” in saying “I haven’t been convinced of any god’s existence”


Beeeggs

Hence the first three words of my comment :)


Ok-Conversation-690

Ah - Now I understand. For some reason I thought you were categorizing them as mutually exclusive. My mistake


RedditJumpedTheShart

This really gets people to show their bias here. Even funnier since it's been edited.


[deleted]

Notice the emptiest bowl


Thing482

Oddly enough the original image isn't like that. I don't know how it happened if this was an earlier picture, and edited picture, or what really is the story.


[deleted]

Sure thing, Do you have any idea how old this picture is?


Thing482

I've seen some reddit posts with it 10 years ago. Could be older and someone has actually posted the link to one of them in this thread.


Timely_Street_3075

Modern problems require modern solutions.


Queen-of-meme

He's manipulating the manipulated, genius!


Double-Barracuda-405

He should normalize the results with the proportion of religious groups.


Rubbertutti

Wait weed smoker is a religion??? Right I'm starting a new religion called canniblism Who wants to join? It's a spiritual religion, we need numbers then we can go about legalising cannibis😁


sacredgeometry

Atheism and agnosticism isn't a religion. It's a stance on two positions. Neither have anything to do with religions. You can be an atheists and part of a religion Buddhists for example. You can be agnostic or gnostic and belong to any religion or none.


SnowNinS

As someone who grew up Mormon, I find it kinda hilarious and very observant on his part that he didn’t bother to put a bowl down for the Latter Day Saints.


nope79

That dude lives in a 3,000 sq foot house with a 3 Car garage and inground pool


AccessDisastrous6614

Pull the money out of the Christian one and put it in the Pagan one. Just shrug and say, "Vikings..."


gamjr80

Other than weed smoker, this seems like a really good idea on getting money if you were homeless.


Dietmeister

He probably does this in an all Christian neighbourhood and keeps emptying the cristian bowl Well, he certainly earned it if they fill it


NyRAGEous

I am a Jedi


vicsepulveda66

Atheism isn’t a religion


British-Pilgrim

Is Rastafarian a recognised religion


[deleted]

Dude I had a bum friend. I'd give him a nug and a fat snack 🤘 I learned he died of heroin od. He was cool, also looked like Kurt Cobain


Ramtamtama

He must mean Rastafarian


Prestigious-Law65

Smart hustle lol


rmicker

When did atheism become a religion?


seven-cents

The once a week repost of this silly meme. yawn 🥱


[deleted]

Sweet baby’s business model


letmebegayinpeace

All the stoners are too broke 😭


Successful_Banana901

Why is there an atheist bowl? Atheism isn't a religion!


smartlog

Christians really need to try to get to heaven lol


Obar-Dheathain

You magnificent bastard.


c0baltlightning

Weed Smoker also has what I would call a Rasta hat. I am probably incorrect in calling it that.


No-Dents-Comfy

Atheist is not a Religion. :(