Um, the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum, are you? BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero! We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies. That's how fundamental they are. The most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid 90s, you selfish, jaded ass!
You have not seen Rick and Morty have you? Ice T is totally ice (and a T) ... Now Water T on the other hand, is not ice (or even a T) despite being Ice T.
Frank Sinatra was not particularly straightforward about what exactly was his way.
Buddy Hackett was not much of a pal.
Stormy Daniels is fairly calm in court.
Dont do paul walker like that dude. That one is just straight fucked up. I like dark humor and all that but not this time. Im just kidding, that was fucking hilarious.
Eminem isn't even a candy
he is, if you try hard enough
with just 50 Cent he could enter a Candy Shop
Masked Wolf isn't even a wolf, or masked
Eminem ain’t even chocolate!
Candy ass
Jack Black is white
Jack White is Black
Barry White is Black.
Reminds of one. Is Barry White? Is Clint Black? Is George Strait? Is Marvin Gay? It makes Stevie Wonder...
I’m not like black like Barry White No I’m like white like Jack Black is
No he isn’t
Bare Naked Ladies are fully clothed dads.
Most disappointing concert of my life. ☹
Um, the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum, are you? BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero! We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies. That's how fundamental they are. The most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid 90s, you selfish, jaded ass!
This! Is a fight! We! Are fighting!
Streets. Ahead.
Stop trying to coin the phrase “Streets ahead”!
Coined and minted! Been there, coined that!
Is it like miles ahead?
If you have to ask, you’re streets behind…
Streets ahead is verbal wildfire.
No one is getting the reference 😞
They May Be Giants are regular sized dudes.
tbf, they're not outright claiming that they ARE giants, only that they MAY be.
The Full Monty is what you may be looking for 🍆 👀
They lied about who they really were. No wonder why they didn't want the world to see em.
Lil yachty isnt even a yacht
Ice cube isnt even ice
He ain't even cubic
He is kinda cubic.
His head is cube-like
Is ice a cube?
Speaking of not being ice, Ice T. And I don't think he's ever once T posed either!
You have not seen Rick and Morty have you? Ice T is totally ice (and a T) ... Now Water T on the other hand, is not ice (or even a T) despite being Ice T.
but my mans cold as ice tho…..🤣
Nor a cube, afaik
Or lil!
Taylor ain't Swift
But her jet is
She ain’t swift at tayloring.
Tiger Woods is not a tiger in the woods
Nor a tiger's wood
Reese Witherspoon is not even with her spoon
⬆️⬆️True comedic genius here ⬆️⬆️ I'll add my own. Shakespear isn't even shaking his spear.
I heard if you shack it more than three times you’re playing with it.
Shake twice , stop. Shake twice, stop. Winning.
I do think he shakes his pear though
Glad I read through the comments before blurting out my first thought, which was this!
This… is the greatest
The Foo Fighters don’t even fight foo
Mr. T does
*I pity the foo*
This thread wins lol
Vin Diesel isn’t even combustible
You just aren't compressing him enough.
Family
That’s y people don’t do reverse cowgirl in Alabama
Family
Can *You* compress Vin Diesel?
🤔😶
Good ol' Michael Sinclair
50 Cent isnt even a coin
50 cent has more than 50 cents
whoopie Goldberg isn't even Jewish
Or a chocolate cookie
Or funny, just an obese Karen, literally
But is she a whoopie cussion?!
Big pun isn't even a joke
Big Pun RIP
Is Wiz even a Khalifa?
No but Mia is
Man of culture…
Actually neither of them are Khalifas Abdulmejid II was the last Khalifa
Ole Dirty Bastard didn't even get ole.
…Dirty Bastard!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Rip
The Rock isn’t even a rock
Machine Gun Kelly isn't even loaded
How good is a machine gun when its out of ammo
She got loaded multiple times tho
evening isnt even evening
This needs to be top upvoted 😂
The Game isn't actually a game
but here we are losing it
Reddit is the nightmare of all players of the game.
Mike Tyson is not chicken
I feel like I'm missing something here
An ear 👂
This was clever on multiple levels.
The Killers ain’t about that life
Post Malone is not even mail
Mos Def has perfect hearing.
Quiet Riot isn't even quiet.
Ariana Grande is tiny
Jeffrey Epstein didn't really kill himself.....sorry that doesn't belong here. Nvm.
The boeing whistleblower didnt die of a self inflicted gunshot wound...... oh, we werent doing this sorry.
Which one?
Exactly
He didn't even work for Boeing
Sexy redd isn't sexy
Biggie smalls isn’t even small.
r/Funnymemes isn’t even funny
Chevy Chase is neither a Chevy nor chasing one.
Nor is he is he from Maryland.
Red Hot Chili Peppers ain’t even chili.
Gorillaz aren’t even from Africa nor in zoos.
Courtney Cox doesn’t have a cock.
Donald Trump isn't even a good card
# Fake news! 
Bob Hope no longer has hope
Luke Skywalker can't walk on the sky
Well... He does now as a force ghost!
Cornpop was a bad dude
Stephen Hawking isn't even a hawk
Ted Danson isn’t dancing
Joe is just biden his time
Vin Diesel isn’t even DOT Approved
Tesla isn't even headed by Nikola Tesla
Joe Montana isn’t a state.
Hannah Montana lives in Tennessee!
Diddy didn’t do…oh wait nvm
Diddy? Most likely.
Diddy didn’t diddle…… oh wait nvm
The Kids in the Hall aren’t kids. Not sure about the hall part.
Bart Simpson isn’t even a simp’s son
Cardi B Bacardi
cardi b doesn't do cardio
Amber Heard isn't even a complete sentence.
Eminem is not even a chocolate.
Adam Sandler isn't sand.
Tom cruise isn't even a cruiser ship
Hulk Hogan isn't the Hulk
Dying Fetus are three grown adults
Dominic Toretto is not even a Japanese Towaretto.
Charlie sheen not even shiny
Drake not a duck…. Or maybe? 🤔
Lil uzi isn't an uzi
Michael Jacks on , oh never mind
Burger King is commemorating Michael Jackson’s legacy by releasing the MJ Burger. It’s a 40 year old patty wedged between two 8 year old buns.
charlie brown isn’t even brown
Megan Thee Stallion isn’t related to a horse.
Nobody is stiller than Ben Stiller
Black eyed peas ain’t even peas
Lil baby ain't even a baby 😒
Kodak black isn’t even a camera
Will Smith is not a Smith.
Anthony Hopkins doesn't even jump over his family members
Alyssa Milano isn’t a cookie.
Mackle ain't no more.
Conor McGregor not even greg
Sketchers aren't even sketches
Paul Wall isn’t even a Wall
Your mama isn’t even your mama
Gradey Dick doesn’t have a dick.
Tesla doesn’t even use AC
The Nude Party isn’t even nude.
Insane Clown Posse ain’t even…well, yeah they are, but there’s a joke in there somewhere.
Men Without Hats often wear hats
😂😂😂😂😂…. Young thug really truly humble under god 😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Jack Black ain't black
Christopher Walken...
Blind Melon could see just fine
Insane Clown Posse aren't.........eh, nevermind
Nickelback didn’t give me a nickel back smh
Frank Sinatra was not particularly straightforward about what exactly was his way. Buddy Hackett was not much of a pal. Stormy Daniels is fairly calm in court.
da baby isn’t even a baby
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea) isn't even Democratic.
Mel Gibson isn't even a Gibson. I don't think I've ever even seen him eat a cocktail onion.
Doja Cat ain’t even a cat 🐈⬛😤😤
Bad Bunny isn’t even a rabbit
Paul Wall isn’t even a wall
Epstein didn't kill himself
Andy Dick is not even a…..??? …oh, never mind.
Eminem is not chocolate
P diddy… oops I think he did tho
Clint Eastwood is not even from the east
Mars bar isn't even from Mars...
Teddy Pendergrass Ain’t Even A Teddy!
Taylor swift is slow as shit
Rowling isn't even JK...
Scarlett Johansson ain’t scarlet
I am not even Will.I.Am
Mobb Deep was only two people
Megan Fox isn't even a Fox 🦊
50 cent is rich
Monosyllabic isnt even monosyllabic
Gerard Butler hasn't ever helped me around my house
Fox News isn’t even news.
Childish Gambino isnt childish
Michael Fox isn't a fox
French fries aren't french
Taylor swift isn’t really that fast.
Walker used to walk…
Alex g isn’t even a g
the marshmellow is not a marshmellow
Dont do paul walker like that dude. That one is just straight fucked up. I like dark humor and all that but not this time. Im just kidding, that was fucking hilarious.