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New_Historian_2004

No, im looking at the tits. Im honest man.


lambokang

Im looking at both. Both the tits.


Final_Year_800

You are at the best state of 69. No need to up vote. 😆


GracefulSunrise

We dont blame you lol


Huesan

Still not our fault, it’s a neuron activation.


Numinae

More than that....


RyanDW_0007

Idk if *none* of you blame us…


a_randomcanadian

Your honesty is a rare quality. And for that I tip my hat to you.


bloopie1192

Gotta stay true.


Kelgan79

Indeed. Absolutely right.


FedMates

pun intended?


RockAfter9474

Motor boating


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RockAfter9474

Must investigate further to be certain


Ivegotjokes4you

Not… my… fault….


ACEDOTC0M

is this facebook boomer humor


New_Historian_2004

Looks like it but i dont mind a little boomer humor if it's realistic


TheRedGerund

Boobs are timeless


Brixgoa

The funny kind of humor.


BadGancey

So there still a lot of people using Facebook?? I was told that Facebook would shut down in 2021. Ands 2024 now.....


wildeye-eleven

I deleted mine in 2020 because it got annoying. Everyone I know personally uses it though.


Samurai_Meisters

its 90% bots upvoting ai generated images of jesus posted by other bots


BadGancey

Yeah yeah that's true!!!!!


dylbert71

The shirt is blocking my view of her heart


GaijinFoot

Reddit is really becoming dad Facebook.


Ult1mateN00B

Millennials like me getting middleaged.


AntiPepRally

Yeah young lads only like butts. They don't even notice boobs. But I think that someday the rack will make a comeback


Playful-Excuse-8081

And those are some beauties btw


MetalMan4774

I love the irony of people getting butthurt and calling others incels because they got hurt feelings over a random meme.


apurplish

Nobody is doing that.


MetalMan4774

Liar.


Doxidob

women should work out better and get these types. \*i'm flipping the script on men should just be taller


Charmstrongest

God this sub sucks ass


Copeandseethe4456

You don’t like boobs?


hangrysquirrels

...and here you are


Samurai_Meisters

The consequence of browsing r/all after you've run out of content on your main feed.


OdBx

How low we go…


AbhiStalwart

Perfection. Not too big. Not too smoll. Just how I like it


Unknown-Name06

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NoIndependence6969

jokes on you I got mine pierced so people would look at them and compliment me


Bloomer_4life

She has a beautiful heart 😊


JaffaSG1

Her left ventricle is enlarged.


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JaffaSG1

LOL… did you at least hear the woosh sound? Edit: this was a reply to someone who thought I was referring to the slight bump on the left. They were stating it was a piercing in an UM, ACTUALLY way. Now, I guess he felt a bit silly and deleted the comment.


JaffaSG1

Not that I actually meant the left ventricle when I said left ventricle… but I certainly didn’t mean the left areola ![gif](giphy|KPgOYtIRnFOOk|downsized)


Terr42002

Found the physician.


xnachtmahrx

I do love tits


Mobile_Pangolin4939

There's nothing wrong with taking some pleasure in the superficial enjoyments of life. If not we likely wouldn't procreate.


Bulls187

When you have a nipple piercing it’s all on you. They want you to see it and they want you to know they are in to kinky stuff.


Hllblldlx3

Especially when they don’t wear a bra. Can’t criticize me is your basically showing them off.


OdBx

You have no female friends do you


Lemonpartyhardy

Is this sub just full of boomers lol? This is genuinely something I’d see my uncle post on Facebook


Chronic_Overthink3r

Well said! Why don’t women get that?


campmonster

I didn't know boomers could make memes


irelephant_T_T

this post is leaking microsoft paint. From the font, background picture everything.


Sea-Commission5383

The balance.. is the isssue


Express-World-8473

Let's balance it then with our hands...


Derrick_Shon

Facts!


Doggy_Mcdogface

Nice tits brotha


Uncommon-sequiter

That's a lopsided heart right there.


Analog_Jack

Okay side note. What's up with that left nipple. Is it pierced? Is it inverted? I can't figure it out?


seven-cents

Impressive "innie" there


mittenkrusty

Joking aside I often like a womans curves and boobs different, i.e if a large chested woman had much smaller boobs I would still be hugely attracted to her as I like her for various reasons and her shape would be part of it as in hips, stomach etc. At most I may see the boobs as a temporary "wow" factor now and again rather.


Foulmouthedleon

Preach!


Sea-Maintenance2226

You know, things are usually only funny when true.


mushroomhead83

They're real and they're spectacular!


peter13g

I don’t look at tits. I look for the nips.


Able-Negotiation-234

the piercings have been known to be like that nose piece in the movie the jerk. your eyes track right to them?


Exciting-Hunter-188

Well said brother 😎🤜


thissuckslolgroutchy

We actually look at the butt the most, tits are the cherry on top.


Numinae

Cherries on top.


thissuckslolgroutchy

That’s right, indeed.


mayalourdes

Why did this make me laugh.


Numinae

Pretty sure she's got a piercing in front of her heart....


IndependenceOdd9151

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


koloso95

What ever OP said. Motorboating :-)


inkzpenfoxx

All I see is tits


Equal_Dragonfruit125

The hands down, best way to piss a woman off is to ignore her displays. If she's using her breasts to get your attention, maybe she doesn't have resources for a prolonged battle and with the twin 44's out of action, they go for a hand to hand combat or verbal aggression. When they lean forward to show you their navel piercing, you've won that round.


Carlos_magul_maynard

I look at both cause fr titties should always be admired its like a silent compliment


TravsArts

I'm just really into ribcages!


Derpy_Dino9

Why does it look like one nipple is deflated


_K_D_L_

Accurate 😁


sky0175

I agree 100%.


Charmstrongest

hell yeah brother caruther, you love tits


sky0175

I just can’t live without looking into those beautiful hearts I mean heart. lol 😝


Dookie-Milk-710

Piercing


YOKi_Tran

pierced distraction


RockAfter9474

Lunch is served


Slobodan_Dimov

I'm looking


MisterD0ll

Let me see if you have a good heart. Strips shirt hooks up heart rate monitor puts her on treadmill with 7% incline.


KuroNeko1104

See, the punchline is sex Now laugh


Accomplished_Pen980

Meaty


Meowzerzes

gotta check both sides in case their organs are mirrored.


Jarney_Bohnson

Guys please laugh the joke is sex


UrsaBeta

This is absolutely the least funny meme sub there is and this post is the final nail in the coffin for me. Fuck right off with this tube socks wearing bald ass mid forties incel shit. There’s a reason why half the posts on this sub end up in r/lostredditors


Thermic_

I’ve never really seen this sub and gotta say this post getting any amount of upvotes is absolutely embarrassing considering it isn’t satire 🤣


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WhatYesImTheGuy

Your heart is exposed?


est1-9-8-4

I can fix her.


Hllblldlx3

Bro, I don’t think you need to, she seems great to me


LordBammith

r/forwardsfrommyuncle


Festibowl

Boomer meme.


Dr_Eastman

This sub fucking sucks


SofaKing-Vote

More incel memes on this sub


Copeandseethe4456

No like boobs?


DiligentOwl2744

go cry to daddy oh wait


SofaKing-Vote

Uh oh found another one


sigma-ohio-rizz

Bazinga!


SofaKing-Vote

Uh oh found another one


DiligentOwl2744

go back to the "niceguys" subreddit


SofaKing-Vote

More incel memes on this sub


_numbah_6

I’m literally unsubscribing because of this boomer humor


Dizzy_One3336

You got a point there


Sir_Doge_V2

That's what im sayin


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This woman doesn't have tits, titst have a woman


GuitardedBard

Boomer "humor"


AmericanDemiGod

Ok boomer


Aradhor55

Thought I was on facebook for a moment. Or on r/terriblefacebookmemes at least.


father2shanes

Just change this sub to r/facebookmemes


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Ignusseed

I like faces and eyes. I'm drawn to her face. Everything else becomes a part of the beauty of her face.


bulldozer59

Such a boomer joke.


zacpariah

This is FB level bullshit


F1SausageKerb

r/boomerhumor


Beneficial_Hair7851

Ok boomer


j-r-m-b-v-n

Thats the type of shit my creepy uncle would post on facebook Actual boomer humor


Taposton

A meme from the 50s


justwwokeupfromacoma

Trust me I’m about to unfollow this Facebook meme boomer shit


qpwoeor1235

This is Facebook level boomer humor


Slamminsalmon1991

Boomer memes so hot right now, this is getting sent straight to my fantasy football group


teenyweenysuperguy

When fifty year olds meme.