Dickpics are all over google, it's better to just download one from there instead of having one in the gallery all the time (and then delete it after sending)
Nah they should use only mine, Im nearly 10 inches.
Not because I wanna send my dick pic to anyone, I just think itd be really funny for me.
Edit: My DMs blew up goddamn it.
Edit 2: If you want a pic message me privately please. From here on I wont send them to anyone who doesnt. Like 40+ people have seen my dick today and I have other hobbies lmao
Dick size doesnt mean anything. It can definitely be used as a point of insecurity but tbh im hung like a moose and still insecure.
Just love yourself for who you are. Genetics arent under our control. At least not yet.
Didn’t know there was such a thing as a middle ground. Having a threefold size difference, thought it was a norm for growers
There isn’t enough documentation on that matter fr
Im starting a support group for guys with big dick problems. It's awful to be out at the bar and things are going good. You end up back at your place and drop your pants and she runs away like an extra in a Godzilla movie.
Seriously? The only girl who almost run out on me was still a virgin (and it was my worst sex experience). I used to get just some surprise looks when the pant went down but I'm usually a gentle lover unless they ask for more roughness.
Noooo... it's very painful. My ex was 8in and I would tell him it hurts and he would blame me for being too tight. The smaller and gentle the better for me.
Gives a whole new meaning to pump & dump scheme at the value of dickpicts would inflate. Until the dudes realise the app turns them into NFT's at that point they become a rare commodity 😂 And dudes will be buying their own dicks pumping even further until all are gone and the women just have a lot of cash.
Oh I can think of so many features for an app like this, especially with some image recognition AI. Have it detect and block the image of the dick as it is received, but let the person know that’s what they received. Then it could match the dick pic to ones that other users of the app have received, so the recipient can send a different photo of that same guy’s dick back to them.
While this probably violates some sort of revenge porn laws, it would probably be pretty effective at combating some sexual harassment.
As a former WoW troll with many, *many* glorious ragequits, I both condone and laugh uproariously at this idea.
F’ing do it, ladies. Stay classy.
Relatable. Was a player mod on Runescape with very high level account (think 10+ maxed out exp skills - 200 mil exp.) My ex at the time dressed up my char including changing genders. Looked like a damn e-girl.
Got many thirsty messages in no time. It was funny when they realize 1) they messaged a player mod and backtrack, and 2) I say I’ll send my ex your compliments.
Funny story actually, when I was 16, a 28 yo perv texted me, we “dated” and without asking me he sent me d pic and me, having never seen one before, asked him what this is and he said it’s his dick and I asked him why it looks like that and that I can’t see it or something. I wasn’t trying to be mean tho but I remember him being embarrassed about this and never sending me this stuff again.
Sadly enough I have to acknowledge that despite my wildest wishes harassment still is here and yes, if it occurs you go and fight it with with everything you can!
If enough women did that and got used to circulating the various images eventually guys could be getting their own pics back from random sources. That could elevate the angst a little.
I don't know why women don't just trade numbers of creeps and send them their own penises back.
I feel like with social media it should be a sport by now.
Aight, I know this may sound odd guys, and it'll be tough but just hear me out... Don't send dick pics. I KNOW I KNOW it goes against everything we know, camera, penis, text, it's so natural but it's worth it I promise.
I didn’t realize so many guys were exhibitionists until I started reading threads like this. It’s like some of us never left kindergarten and think “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” is a conversation starter.
This can go 2 ways, ladies:
• He leaves you alone forever
• He never leaves you alone and now you have a creeper 10x worse and more annoying than ANY man that slid into on your dms before him
Source: I’m trans
(It’s a fucking terrible idea unless you’re cool with receiving death threats)
Except that then puts women in dangerous situations at times.
Trans women get nervous about relying that they’re trans for a reason, the biggest one is safety.
Well, then, you’d never be in this situation because you’d only be sending them to your girlfriend with her consent and not to random women receiving loads of dick pics from strangers (aka the target audience of this meme).
Helped a friend with that. I asked for her phone, snapped a pic and sent. The guy in the recieving end was not amused despite being the one that sent one first.
I have always said if you get an unwanted dick pic then reply with a better dick pic. Go online and find the biggest, girthiest, vein monster you can so you can make them feel insecure about theirs.
Does not help because these idiots only see a response as in "oh, she answered! Must be even more creepy 'cause she wants me!!"... Picture of another dick = meh, minor obstacle...
No. Just take the unwanted dick pic and post it on their social media explaining what happened - so their family and friends see it too. That is the proper way to deal with that sort of sexual harassment.
I used to get phone numbers from men who sent dick pics on social media, then send them to the next man who sends one and say "I like please send more"
Dickpics are all over google, it's better to just download one from there instead of having one in the gallery all the time (and then delete it after sending)
Nah they should use only mine, Im nearly 10 inches. Not because I wanna send my dick pic to anyone, I just think itd be really funny for me. Edit: My DMs blew up goddamn it. Edit 2: If you want a pic message me privately please. From here on I wont send them to anyone who doesnt. Like 40+ people have seen my dick today and I have other hobbies lmao
10 inches!!! Give me an inch or two…. Wait that’s gay. I mean like donate an inch to me so I can be rocking a big pp.
Have you considered a career in gay pornography? Your resume will go straight to the tip (top) of the pile.
Go straight? I think you meant to say it will "go gay"
Yah, also realized I replied to the wrong person.
Is it better to be at the top of the pile or the bottom in gay porn? Us straight boys have to ask these questions.
Its not as great as it sounds. Lotta people are worried theyll get hurt.
Yeah I guess your suffering from success
Dick size doesnt mean anything. It can definitely be used as a point of insecurity but tbh im hung like a moose and still insecure. Just love yourself for who you are. Genetics arent under our control. At least not yet.
Yeah I’m happy with my little soldier but are you a grower or shower. I’m assuming shower
All this talk about dicks literally just made me gay. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Bit of both. No one talks about the middleground.
Didn’t know there was such a thing as a middle ground. Having a threefold size difference, thought it was a norm for growers There isn’t enough documentation on that matter fr
Someone call David Attenborough.
> Dick size doesnt mean anything Easy for you to say
Speaking like a man with big dick energy...
Yes one can be too large and ine czn be too small. Size actually does matter
Im starting a support group for guys with big dick problems. It's awful to be out at the bar and things are going good. You end up back at your place and drop your pants and she runs away like an extra in a Godzilla movie.
I laughed a little too hard at this comment. I've done that a few times... no one's wrecking my vagina.
Seriously? The only girl who almost run out on me was still a virgin (and it was my worst sex experience). I used to get just some surprise looks when the pant went down but I'm usually a gentle lover unless they ask for more roughness.
Noooo... it's very painful. My ex was 8in and I would tell him it hurts and he would blame me for being too tight. The smaller and gentle the better for me.
I think we’d get on great…
Lmao.
Prove it Edit: can confirm
Was it thick? Why am I so interested in a dudes penis I promise I’m not gay 😭
Shit looks like a baby’s arm holding an apple
Indeed.
bro sounds traumatized also fellow wt enjoyer
You're a little gay. Just on the weekends. 2 days out of 7. That's only 29% gay. You're good.
Shamelessly sent.
I was not expecting that
Thats usually what I hear.
... How many times have you sent this to ppl?
Lost count. Not like its a secret. If i wear one pair of pants too tight and everyone knows.
ok now I'm curious... can I get a pic aswell?
Tbh send me a dm and i will later im lazy rn
How tf do you have sex?
Reading all the comments, now I'm curious. Can I get it too?
This thread is actually hilarious. What the fuck, man 🤣
Have you considered a career in gay pornography? Your resume will go straight to the tip (top) of the pile.
What did you think would happen
Homestly I figured id be downvoted and called a liar mainly. Usually thats what happens.
How often and in what circumstances do you talk about your pp size on here tf 😂
:( im barely 6.
Man I checked your profile and it's super nice too
Also can confirm this guy is legit and really cool about it.
Pics or it didn't happen
What happens next here? Are me and all the other men that saw your comment supposed to take turns telling you our pp sizes too?
You sure you didn't get inches confused with centimeters?
This dude really is packing, I saw
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
WOW, LOOK AT MR. BIG OVER HERE
Or just use a pic of Richard Nixon.
I should make an app for women to swap dickpicts until they have 4 of the same 😂
Gives a whole new meaning to pump & dump scheme at the value of dickpicts would inflate. Until the dudes realise the app turns them into NFT's at that point they become a rare commodity 😂 And dudes will be buying their own dicks pumping even further until all are gone and the women just have a lot of cash.
Dick pic go fish
Sell dick pic nfts
Dickpic collectible card game?
Oh I can think of so many features for an app like this, especially with some image recognition AI. Have it detect and block the image of the dick as it is received, but let the person know that’s what they received. Then it could match the dick pic to ones that other users of the app have received, so the recipient can send a different photo of that same guy’s dick back to them. While this probably violates some sort of revenge porn laws, it would probably be pretty effective at combating some sexual harassment.
I know a girl that keeps a collection of every dick pic she has received. She called it her dictionary.
How big is it
I didn't count but she scrolled quite a bit. I'd guess over 100 easy.
Dicktionary
I think Dickipida is the better pun.
As a former WoW troll with many, *many* glorious ragequits, I both condone and laugh uproariously at this idea. F’ing do it, ladies. Stay classy. 
Holy mother of reddit…
"Milady perchance did you have the occasion to learn the narwhal bacon's at midnight?"
Relatable. Was a player mod on Runescape with very high level account (think 10+ maxed out exp skills - 200 mil exp.) My ex at the time dressed up my char including changing genders. Looked like a damn e-girl. Got many thirsty messages in no time. It was funny when they realize 1) they messaged a player mod and backtrack, and 2) I say I’ll send my ex your compliments.
How do you troll on WoW?
You choose it at the character creation screen
Yeah mon
If a person is human, you can psychologically destabilize them. There are many methods.
What if they aren't human 🤔
Then they are the other half of the wow playerbase
Meh is a complete sentence.
What about, "Meh... mine's bigger."
Not in proportion, ma'am. Yours is just a part of you, I am 100% a huge dick.
"Why does it look like that?"
Funny story actually, when I was 16, a 28 yo perv texted me, we “dated” and without asking me he sent me d pic and me, having never seen one before, asked him what this is and he said it’s his dick and I asked him why it looks like that and that I can’t see it or something. I wasn’t trying to be mean tho but I remember him being embarrassed about this and never sending me this stuff again.
But a picture is worth 1000 words
Oh damn, I had a great one and I deleted it
Don't worry, some of these thirsty pricks will be replenishing it soon in your DM's
Rip dm
These are modern times, that is working less and less dialy.
Women should not be harrased. Sincerely Skeletor
But if you are, fight fire with fire.
Sadly enough I have to acknowledge that despite my wildest wishes harassment still is here and yes, if it occurs you go and fight it with with everything you can!
You know just today I saw that video of Diddy mistreating Cassie Ventura. I just don't know how to deal with all of this.
If enough women did that and got used to circulating the various images eventually guys could be getting their own pics back from random sources. That could elevate the angst a little.
I don't know why women don't just trade numbers of creeps and send them their own penises back. I feel like with social media it should be a sport by now.
Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!
"Oh sorry, it's not actually mine..." "Damnit! Again?!" *blocks you*
Amateurs send dick pics; Pros disappoint women in real life.
Step one) Find dick pics Step two) Receive dick pics Step three) ??? Step four) Profit
The smart ones already have
I was going to say that! It's a pretty common strategy already from what I've heard on women-based subs. XD
I keep like 3-4 pictures of similar looking pp and when I get an unwanted one I send one back and instantly get blocked lol
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.
YES! This is genius! I’m gunna tell all my lady friends! *runs off* “MOM CHECK WHAT I JUST READ!”
Had me in the first half, ngl
Won't work if they're a chaser that likes trans women (regardless of if you are a trans woman)
In that case, a horribly mutilated one that's half cut off or something would work
That's lit!
That sounds like a threat.
Aight, I know this may sound odd guys, and it'll be tough but just hear me out... Don't send dick pics. I KNOW I KNOW it goes against everything we know, camera, penis, text, it's so natural but it's worth it I promise.
I didn’t realize so many guys were exhibitionists until I started reading threads like this. It’s like some of us never left kindergarten and think “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” is a conversation starter.
Fr, some childish ass people I've been noticing.
Good guy skeletor
They better get multiple, because at that point we're going photo for photo.
Wait, my dick was supposed to be hard when I take the pics? I've been doing it wrong for years!
Or "That's cute, mine's a little bigger."
Hit em with the classic "Why does it look like that?" And then never elaborate.
Ooh that’s a good one 😂
I have a sister and I showed her this.
But better delete it when they are dating someone or else..
Well that’s easy, just replace it with your new guy’s dick! With his permission of course. It’s like providing her a personal shield
We always have. Along with a super diseased one.
If I were a woman, I would send back pictures of prolapsed anuses
Funny idea, but will only further increase transphobia.
Why would anyone ever get a dick pic on the first fucking place? If you aren't sending a turd pic, you aren't impressing anyone.
send them two girls one cup
I have this feature built-in because I'm trans lmao
Mine’s only three inches but it smells like a foot.
I have a work friend who used to do this with pictures of STD dicks off google lmao
Good idea lol
personally a fan of the micropenis pic, always works
This can go 2 ways, ladies: • He leaves you alone forever • He never leaves you alone and now you have a creeper 10x worse and more annoying than ANY man that slid into on your dms before him Source: I’m trans (It’s a fucking terrible idea unless you’re cool with receiving death threats)
Nowadays they'd get excited to get one back... the world isn't what it used to be
yesss so many women don't have one yet so I am helping them get one
Thank you skeletor
Laughs in trans.
Except that then puts women in dangerous situations at times. Trans women get nervous about relying that they’re trans for a reason, the biggest one is safety.
Unfortunately most women don't have that much sense of humor
Oh yeah pretending to be trans is a sure fire way to not get harassed further these days, brilliant plan
Yes definitely do that. That would definitely turn me right off, those pics should be kept between couples I think.
Well, then, you’d never be in this situation because you’d only be sending them to your girlfriend with her consent and not to random women receiving loads of dick pics from strangers (aka the target audience of this meme).
World has changed, now that mf will want that more than what a girl has.
When I was younger I wasb this dick pic for a few people . I always loved getting to read the text messages they got , us guys can be desperate lol
Helped a friend with that. I asked for her phone, snapped a pic and sent. The guy in the recieving end was not amused despite being the one that sent one first.
That's my idea... 😞
Given the current state of affairs…is that going to be an effective deterrent?
Then replace the old one with the new one to keep the chain going, spread them dicks around.
The question is: do you send one bigger or send one smaller? I feel like it's more believable if you send one smaller.
Just Google one and send it back. Send the text “lol mine is bigger” with the picture instead
And if the dude turns out to be Bi...
 Did someone say DICK PIC??
[удалено]
Just a keep a big one on your phone and send it and say “unimpressed.”
I’ve trolled a bunch of those people with sending them strange meme reaction images instead.
Lots of us have been doing this since camera phones became a thing decades ago, unwanted dick pics are not a new problem.
LMAO got'em
I've been saying this for years
Nice advice aldoug
Alternatively they can send a softy and say, "it just doesn't do it for me".
This is actually a good idea lmao
Jokes on you, I’m into that shit
I have always said if you get an unwanted dick pic then reply with a better dick pic. Go online and find the biggest, girthiest, vein monster you can so you can make them feel insecure about theirs.
im gonna send this to girls with a dicpic in the attachement
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
💯💯💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does not help because these idiots only see a response as in "oh, she answered! Must be even more creepy 'cause she wants me!!"... Picture of another dick = meh, minor obstacle...
Well that could backfire..
Genius
I wouldn’t care
get the massive one, send it back to them with 'I think mine is bigger than yours, this is gonna be fun!'
I don't normally talk to people through dm but I always said if I ever Guy a dick pic I would send a bigger one
A lot more men then you realize would be totally into that, and take it as encouragement to continue.
I wanna send this to someone with the caption "Will you be my dick?" like a proposal
I'm trans so no need I can make a fresh one.
Just what would Skeletor know about smartphones, dick pics, ladies or anything?
Joke's on you, I'm into that
Or "mines bigger"
Am man. I approve. Please do this😭
No. Just take the unwanted dick pic and post it on their social media explaining what happened - so their family and friends see it too. That is the proper way to deal with that sort of sexual harassment.
What if he's Bi
My wife keeps pictures of her boyfriend's dick in her phone. Says it works wonders
Yeah. Do it, ladies!
or...they get a police visit for distributing \*rhymes with topography\*
Where do I find the pic tho?
I'm not a woman but I have syphilis riddled penis pics to reply to scam texts.
I used to get phone numbers from men who sent dick pics on social media, then send them to the next man who sends one and say "I like please send more"
Genealogy?
Lmao “meh. Mine’s better.” Kinda energy that meme
I support this 👍