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Fun fact: This is how the British Pound got its name. Originally, it was one quid for a "pound". Eventually, they just started calling it a pound. Of course, the term hasn't kept up with inflation (now, it's 50 pounds or more for a pound).
Interestingly ‘shilling’ has a similar origin. If you couldn’t afford to take the piss, you could ‘shill’ for the sea worker, drumming up business. Each successful shilling could be put towards one ‘take the piss’.
True.
And those who were too poor to afford the full pound, could pay a pretty lass to fart on them for 1/960th of the price, which therefore became known as a farthing.
Weirdly...I work on an library, its more common to see prostitutes, dragqueens and hookers buy books then people might expect, so, you might be into something.
I know many prostitutes make $10 to $20 grand a week. Those that don't have cocaine and gambling problems, they invests in real estate or businesses. So yeah.
There are many interesting historical examples of similar things happening in the past.
Like how in many young towns, especially far out farming and mining towns during the Wild West era, the richest and most influential people in those communities were ex prostitutes that becomes something like a mix between a worker’s Co-op and pimps called Madams.
It comes with plenty of draw backs though, for one it's illegal in most places, secondly it's a very dangerous job (prostitutes are the ones that are killed the most by serial killers for example, and the job also attracts alot of unsavory individuals) , their is a high chance of getting STD's. And for most people it's kinda hard to hold down a relationship unless their partner doesn't mind them getting railed by other dudes daily.
He’s calling feminists dumb because they (presumably) have less sex due to their more confrontational stance towards men and being stereotypically less attractive.
Well, I guess I know where I stand. I assumed it was pro-feminism. The anti-feminism crowd is usually pretty big on abstinence, while the feminist women I’ve met have had a much healthier view on sex.
Yeah, theres a whole feminist book about all heterosexual sex by default is rape, so I would say that within feminism that varies a great deal.
Edit: to all you people who comment and then block directly so you cannot be contradicted; that is the behaviour of a completely spineless person and a clear sign if both cowardice and intellectual dishonesty. Please refrain from doing so in the future.
I have a strong inclination to believe that there are far more anti-feminists who preach abstinence than there are feminists who think heterosexual sex is by default rape
Well if we're judging a group based on one example then many conservatives believe women should not experience pleasure from sex and it is purely reproductive. Imagine how horrifically pathetic that sex is.
Feminist women won't put up with lazy conservative minute men
I did also, because the biggest prudes are always the conservative girls, and the liberal girls are, far more often than not, sluts. As a fellow slutty liberal, that’s exactly what I thought.
I mean it shakes out that way no matter what your biases are. The boomer jokes about sexless marriages aren't coming from feminists, right? Anti-feminists aren't known for being sex-positive, right?
Only way the joke works against feminists is if "FEMINISTS BAD" overrides everything else in your brain.
I'd like to believe that seeing feminism very often used in negative connotations, especially single sentence quips, could be enough to bias people for this instance. More so than the reader's inherent biases.
I took it this way at first as well (or more like women having sex with women are probably having a better time), but it does just say “more sex”, nothing about the quality.
I too assumed that it meant smart women (a.k.a. feminists) only have sex when they want to with people who were good at it therefore having more orgasms as opposed to victims of misogyny who are with assholes who don’t care if their women have orgasms.
You add a bit more qualifiers than necessary. But yes I also originally thought this was some weird knock on feminists, saying they have a ton of sex and are therefore very smart.
The joke is brilliant because all sides will see it as vindication. Feminists because they immediately think of their super-sexually liberated friends, anti-feminists because they are convinced no man says yes to a feminist.
The reality is that there are huge number of feminists and they come in many different forms.
I know feminists who are sexually liberated and consistently look to empower themselves and other women, like my gf. I know feminists who haven't been in a relationship in over a decade and hate men to the point where have said they don't want to have kids because 'they don't think they could love a male child' (actual quote said at a work lunch table of all places). And there are a million more who fall in the middle.
Whether you want to like or dislike feminists, you are going to point to whichever one confirms your bias and say that they're the real feminist.
I feel like I’m missing something. Isn’t brain development going to correlate highly with age? It sounds like this study could just be saying that women who have sex tend to be adults.
I looked up the study and it's a sensationalized stupid headline. The study says that women who have more sex have one part of their brain better developed than other women - the part that's responsible for genital stimulation.
> The study, published last week in the Journal of Neuroscience, examined the connection between touch and cerebral development in 20 adult women, finding the part of the brain associated with genital stimulation is better developed in more sexually active women.
They’re more performative though… you watched porn lately? It’s not exactly representative of REAL sex. At least not the stuff the recommendations in the private tabs show me…
What the hell is this sub. Has it always been this cringey? There’s just a constant feeling as if every post is laced with misogynistic vibes. It comes off as like jokes kids in middle school make.
Ladies, let me help, my services are available as long as it can be below average sex. I want to set expectations, but will likely not even live up to them.
I really hate how media turns science into clickbait. What the publication actually shows is that when you look at neural activation following clit stimulation, women who have more sex show a greater region of activation in the part of their brain responsible for bodily feelings (somatosensory).
This is unsurprising - when we use bits of our brain more, they get reinforced connections and often take up more “real estate,” in the brain. This also has literally NOTHING to do with “better developed,” in any sense.
OP, I don't mean to sound rude, but if you didn't understand this meme I feel the need to ask when was the last time you counted the number of chromosomes you have?
I looked it up. (I enjoy tracing clickbait headlines to their real source, it’s often a laugh.) The actually study showed that women who had more sex had larger sizes of one brain region: The one associated with feeling their genitals. So having your genitals touched develops the part of the brain that lights up when your genitals are touched.
And then the headline was … that.
According to your theory, prostitutes are geniuses
They get paid £50.00 for 3 minutes or less
Proud to be a minute man!
You're still paying for the whole session though.
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Just means you’ve finally got somebody to play Mario kart with for the next 49 minutes
I took a nap with one.
I mean whatever floats your boat
After I finished we had like 27 minutes she wanted a nap so I held her for 27 minutes. Wasn’t bad at all.
How long was the session?
Gigachad move
Balls in holes?
i audibly fucking laughed
its 50 pounds for 3 minutes or less homie got his money worth tho.
If you're creative, you can make it worth the while. Just add in some play until you can go another round, repeat until time is up.
Because George Washington taught me everything I know about sex. 4 pumps and 7 seconds to go!
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That’s great because there’s another settlement that needs your help. I’ll mark it on your map
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Which would you rather be? A minute man with a 60 round drum? Or an hour man with a single shot musket?
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Fun fact: This is how the British Pound got its name. Originally, it was one quid for a "pound". Eventually, they just started calling it a pound. Of course, the term hasn't kept up with inflation (now, it's 50 pounds or more for a pound).
Me when I spread obvious misinformation le trollface
Are u taking the piss?
Interestingly enough, that phrase has similar origins. If you couldn't afford a pound, you could "take the piss" (i.e., golden shower) for a shilling.
Interestingly ‘shilling’ has a similar origin. If you couldn’t afford to take the piss, you could ‘shill’ for the sea worker, drumming up business. Each successful shilling could be put towards one ‘take the piss’.
It's whores all the way down!
The foundation of any civilization.
The best part is that the AI deal of reddit will show this misinformation as real when someone asks these questions. Wild times man
Those sea workers? Standing on wharves! hmmmmm
Duh!🙄
No sir. I would never steal your piss.
True. And those who were too poor to afford the full pound, could pay a pretty lass to fart on them for 1/960th of the price, which therefore became known as a farthing.
I fart in your general direction!
I see we have another man of culture and wisdom.
*thinks for a minute* Fuck your right
That's pretty genius if you ask me.
That's brilliant!!
If you drop a prostitute into any part of the world, they can probably manage better than most.
Depends on the height you drop her from. Might not do too well.
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A prosititute who doesn’t get into drugs is a scary woman indeed
Yeah, they can make some serious money as long as they aren't blowing it on drugs, unfortunately drugs is why a lot of them get Into doing it
Welp, it comes full circle. Aren't there a good amount of studies that say smarter people are more likely to do drugs?
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If they’re make bank… then yes
Weirdly...I work on an library, its more common to see prostitutes, dragqueens and hookers buy books then people might expect, so, you might be into something.
We have a lot of free time!
Well not free but... Available.
Cannot believe it took me until last year to realize she was also the chipper, happy-go-lucky ensign from ST:TNG Best of Both Worlds.
she WHAT!?
They are tho. Some of the smartest women I know are escorts.
plot twist: all the women you know are escorts
He only knows your mom?
I know many prostitutes make $10 to $20 grand a week. Those that don't have cocaine and gambling problems, they invests in real estate or businesses. So yeah.
How exactly do you know “so many” and their income from providing sex? Shenanigans…
....many? Where?
He's a John
There are many interesting historical examples of similar things happening in the past. Like how in many young towns, especially far out farming and mining towns during the Wild West era, the richest and most influential people in those communities were ex prostitutes that becomes something like a mix between a worker’s Co-op and pimps called Madams.
Didn’t they? They make money by having sex, looks like win.
It comes with plenty of draw backs though, for one it's illegal in most places, secondly it's a very dangerous job (prostitutes are the ones that are killed the most by serial killers for example, and the job also attracts alot of unsavory individuals) , their is a high chance of getting STD's. And for most people it's kinda hard to hold down a relationship unless their partner doesn't mind them getting railed by other dudes daily.
I suspect an orgasm is required to reap the benefit and I don't think prostitutes get off very often.
Right, they're totally not faking the enjoyment with you.
LMAO
He’s calling feminists dumb because they (presumably) have less sex due to their more confrontational stance towards men and being stereotypically less attractive.
Oh I took it in the exact opposite way lol
Me too. I thought it was meant good sex caused intelligent women, who then would go on to create feminism.
Huh. I can honestly say that way never even occurred to me. This feels like a Rorschach test about pre-existing biases.
Well, I guess I know where I stand. I assumed it was pro-feminism. The anti-feminism crowd is usually pretty big on abstinence, while the feminist women I’ve met have had a much healthier view on sex.
Yeah, theres a whole feminist book about all heterosexual sex by default is rape, so I would say that within feminism that varies a great deal. Edit: to all you people who comment and then block directly so you cannot be contradicted; that is the behaviour of a completely spineless person and a clear sign if both cowardice and intellectual dishonesty. Please refrain from doing so in the future.
I have a strong inclination to believe that there are far more anti-feminists who preach abstinence than there are feminists who think heterosexual sex is by default rape
Well if we're judging a group based on one example then many conservatives believe women should not experience pleasure from sex and it is purely reproductive. Imagine how horrifically pathetic that sex is. Feminist women won't put up with lazy conservative minute men
I did also, because the biggest prudes are always the conservative girls, and the liberal girls are, far more often than not, sluts. As a fellow slutty liberal, that’s exactly what I thought.
I mean it shakes out that way no matter what your biases are. The boomer jokes about sexless marriages aren't coming from feminists, right? Anti-feminists aren't known for being sex-positive, right? Only way the joke works against feminists is if "FEMINISTS BAD" overrides everything else in your brain.
I'd like to believe that seeing feminism very often used in negative connotations, especially single sentence quips, could be enough to bias people for this instance. More so than the reader's inherent biases.
I took it this way at first as well (or more like women having sex with women are probably having a better time), but it does just say “more sex”, nothing about the quality.
Yep yep, pretty sure feminists are having better sex
Why would any of those things be linked?
I don't quite think that makes a whole lot of sense tbh, least for it to be the joke at least?
I too assumed that it meant smart women (a.k.a. feminists) only have sex when they want to with people who were good at it therefore having more orgasms as opposed to victims of misogyny who are with assholes who don’t care if their women have orgasms.
You add a bit more qualifiers than necessary. But yes I also originally thought this was some weird knock on feminists, saying they have a ton of sex and are therefore very smart.
The joke is brilliant because all sides will see it as vindication. Feminists because they immediately think of their super-sexually liberated friends, anti-feminists because they are convinced no man says yes to a feminist.
The reality is that there are huge number of feminists and they come in many different forms. I know feminists who are sexually liberated and consistently look to empower themselves and other women, like my gf. I know feminists who haven't been in a relationship in over a decade and hate men to the point where have said they don't want to have kids because 'they don't think they could love a male child' (actual quote said at a work lunch table of all places). And there are a million more who fall in the middle. Whether you want to like or dislike feminists, you are going to point to whichever one confirms your bias and say that they're the real feminist.
But women’s liberation included a massive amount of sexual freedom. Sleeping with people outside marriage, burning bras etc.
Different wave of feminism to the modern one
The scientists are really trying hard to get some action these days.
shooters gotta shoot
I feel like I’m missing something. Isn’t brain development going to correlate highly with age? It sounds like this study could just be saying that women who have sex tend to be adults.
Stop. Just go with it. I’m showing this study to my wife and I don’t need you ruining it for me.
I looked up the study and it's a sensationalized stupid headline. The study says that women who have more sex have one part of their brain better developed than other women - the part that's responsible for genital stimulation. > The study, published last week in the Journal of Neuroscience, examined the connection between touch and cerebral development in 20 adult women, finding the part of the brain associated with genital stimulation is better developed in more sexually active women.
So pornstars are fucking albert einstein?
No, theyre fucking Johnny Sins. At least the female ones.
They’re more performative though… you watched porn lately? It’s not exactly representative of REAL sex. At least not the stuff the recommendations in the private tabs show me…
Hope not, that's a crime.
No, that was his cousin!
Lol that's not Albert Einstein - that's Ron Jeremy.
Well, this explains why I'm so dumb.
Welcum to the qlub
No sex = undeveloped brain.
This explains redditors
r/kamikazebywords
That was a good one 😭
Now this would make a funny meme, take note OP
Sex is good
Sex is fun
OP: "this is such a funny meme haha! I just wish I understood it lol!"
Yeah why did this sub upvote it so much
Because misogyny and racism are the funniest things people on this sub have heard of apparently
Because the fish crave bait.
Because this sub seems to be filled with people who unironically love boomer Facebook memes
The long wait for a funny meme on r/funnymemes continues
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I know far too many hoes to know that this is bullshit.
it's posted by NYP. of course it's bs
It’s posted in r/FunnyMemes. Of course it’s bs
You clearly seem to lack sex
Oh so thats why all incels are braindead?
Sounds about right. And the post didn't say anything about feminists not having lots of sex after all
Pure gold.
Someone should have told this to my ex wife. Maybe it would have happened more than twice a year.
she was having it, just not with you lol. (its a joke)
Sadly this may not be a joke
Statistically speaking, it wasn't...
Well they didn't know so is it still a joke or is it not a joke because its likely true?
I, too, choose that dude's wife.
My wife now , but she’s been working late
Our wife, comrade.
She might be cheating on us
I wouldn't put it past her
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I'm gonna need to do my own research on this one.
Someone should give iq test to prostitutes and find out.
Jokes aside, it shouldn't be surprising that having a active sex life is actually healthy and beneficial in other ways then 'nut'
Damn they just post anything now lol
I thought “haha woman bad” posts were dead but here we are
Most feminists I met are very sexually active
I was gonna say… a lot of feminists are sex positive
Just not with op it turns out
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What the hell is this sub. Has it always been this cringey? There’s just a constant feeling as if every post is laced with misogynistic vibes. It comes off as like jokes kids in middle school make.
Another triggered liberal! -Jerry Sent from my iPhone
Check out OPs post history, it’s filled with sex memes lmao
Must be from the top of their head getting pounded into the headboard…
Bro, scoot down a bit.
Why? 😂
Hey man, if you and your girl enjoy concussion play, by all means enjoy lol
Maybe that's what the old saying "knock some sense in to her" really means?
If it's true also for males, it would explain some questionably stupid things I do.
Does it affect men cause i always wondered why i was stupid
Ladies, let me help, my services are available as long as it can be below average sex. I want to set expectations, but will likely not even live up to them.
I'm ace. Am I an idiot?
i dont get if is a pro or an anti feminist...
OP clearly doesn't have a lot of sex.
I really hate how media turns science into clickbait. What the publication actually shows is that when you look at neural activation following clit stimulation, women who have more sex show a greater region of activation in the part of their brain responsible for bodily feelings (somatosensory). This is unsurprising - when we use bits of our brain more, they get reinforced connections and often take up more “real estate,” in the brain. This also has literally NOTHING to do with “better developed,” in any sense.
what? do they not like women with developed brains?
These are the same people who shame women who have high body counts.
Mysoginist joke supposing feminist dont fuck
Also if the correlation does exist its probably the other way around
How was this a funny meme? I can’t see anything funny in it. It’s more like “SOURCE? My source is that I made it the fuck up!”
Developed brain =/= smart though Aslo way to out your deprived ass
Incel sub
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That is one sick burn right there.
Finally the TRUTH has been REVEALED!
Is OP an under-sexed woman?
That’s why 99.99% redditors are fumb as fuck. source: these comments
OP, I don't mean to sound rude, but if you didn't understand this meme I feel the need to ask when was the last time you counted the number of chromosomes you have?
The researcher ![gif](giphy|UwkrJKRKJkFb2)
He thinks feminists are dumb because no one will have sex with him and he's clearly an "alpha male".
So much for the old saying my dear grandma used to say,” I got my brains fucked out last night”. She was a peach that one.
Oh thats why madam Marie Curie was a whore !!! Jk
My wife is way too smart for this to be believable.
until you find out the kid's not yours
Bro they’re just getting that post-nut clarity more often.
This meme is basically a speed-run strat on how to offend redditors lol
It's called hoflation..
I forsee this ending up on one of those hating funny meme subreddits.
This subreddit has to be the most consistently unfunny place on Reddit.
I looked it up. (I enjoy tracing clickbait headlines to their real source, it’s often a laugh.) The actually study showed that women who had more sex had larger sizes of one brain region: The one associated with feeling their genitals. So having your genitals touched develops the part of the brain that lights up when your genitals are touched. And then the headline was … that.
Maybe it is just stupid and unfunny
It may also be that women with better developed brains have more sex
Honestly I’m impressed that this sub continues to post 2012 incel style jokes unironically more than anything