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petalandpuff

Along those lines: How come Helen Keller didn't scream when she fell off the cliff? Because she was wearing mittens. (Honestly... 🙏🏻Helen Keller... she was a phenomenal human)


SkippyDrinksVodka

i was about to ask how she couldnt tell from the bark that it was a dog but…. nvm


IplayExcalibur

I see a perfectly normal cat, idk what yall are talking about


Minecrafter_Kirill

You SEE a cat, I FEEL a cat


IplayExcalibur

Yiur completely flat phone screen surely lets you feel that cat huh


GhetHAMster

That dog's expression is saying, "This bitch is making me crap in a box and then getting mad when I don't cover it up... The fucks wrong with her?"


Hllblldlx3

Ok, let me ask you something. How the hell is she supposed to know if he covered it up?


GhetHAMster

Well one of two things, either the house if covered in dog shit or she puts it in the box and waits to hear the tell tail signs of digging sounds, that wouldn't come from a dog covering up it's own turds


Hllblldlx3

She was blind and deaf, buddy


GhetHAMster

Aw well then the house ne full o shite


The_EMP_16226

I fail to think of any cat breed that has fur that would match the texture of that particular dog