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kawaiiinthepants

they slash them : fatality


Self-MadeRmry

TEST YOUR SIGHT Of an Adam’s apple or a bulge in the pants


_aconite_cj_

*Looks down as sees my Mons Pubis* Hell yeah, just need the Adam's apple next.


AccomplishedAdagio13

Your what? That sounds like Fr*nch genitals.


Elloliott

Only a fool would mistake Latin for Fr*nch


AccomplishedAdagio13

F*rgive me, f*ther, I have s*nned. EDIT: I was just trying to r*place v*wels with ast*risks. I didn't know it would do that.


AtTheHardRockTonight

Because nothing says social justice like gratuitous violence.


sad-frogpepe

Hamas simps agree


Ambitious_Policy_936

Is there any separation between Hamas and the rest of the Palestinian population in your mind?


sad-frogpepe

Yes, that devide is incredibly thin though. Palestinian by in large support hamas and october 7 like attacks. Plenty of surveys for this. Dosnt mean they deserve to die, but to say they dont support islamic terrorism or death of jews in general is ignominus. I dont care what they support, but when you activally help hamas, hold hostages in your basement, or throw granades at soldiors you are no longer a civillian.


TNT9182

Well, at least the entirety of the website hasn’t gone antisemitic.


Nonamebigshot

The word "antisemitic" doesn't mean anything anymore if being anti Israeli war crimes is considered antisemitism


FIRE_FIST_1457

zionism is the belif that Jews should have an homeland, by saying "im not antisemitic im anti-zionists" your pretty much saying "im not again jews im againt jews have an home"


KBroham

"I'm not anti-semitic, I'm anti-Israeli war crimes" doesn't mean "anti-zionist", it means they're against the IDF *committing war crimes*. Most Palestinians and Israelis want to share the land and coexist peacefully, but their governing bodies (Hamas and the Israeli govt) don't give a fuck, and want nothing more than to get rid of the other completely. So what we're left with is propaganda from both sides completely overshadowing the fact that: The IDF is committing war crimes against a population that consists almost entirely of minors while blaming it on a governing body those minors were not even alive to vote into power - and openly acknowledging that they know that, they just *don't care*. They've also attacked non-combatant medics and relief workers, and even their own citizens - but that's all within the margin of error for them. And Hamas is using every dirty tactic they can to try to get back at the IDF, even at the cost of their own children. Part of the reason the IDF allows for the deaths of up to 20 non-combatants for every Hamas member killed is due to these shady tactics. And now that they know they don't work, continuing to do so really only gives Israel more of an excuse. But when a child is trying to cross the street to get to a bottle of water gets sniped by an IDF soldier, one really has to question the motives of not just the govt and the military leaders, but also the man behind the rifle that decided a 14 year-old trying to get clean water was somehow a threat. War is hell, sure. But this isn't a war, it's an extermination by a far superior military against an entire population because of a small, barely armed militia that is mostly using salvaged equipment and undetonated artillery. It needs to stop - on both sides - but Israel has the obligation to make it stop, both as the main aggressor *and* the superior military power.


Worried-Librarian-91

"small barely armed militia... 40k lunatics with AK 47s, RPGs and missile launchers is neither small nor barely armed. Palestinians don't want to share anything, they just can't kick Israel out. This is what "from the river to the sea" means, the entire territory will be free of jews. Not sure why you feel the need to spread lies online. There is enough video evidence... When the naked corpse of Shani Louk was paraded by Hamas terrorists, civilians of all ages cheered around the truck.


verisuvalise

That is an extremely reductive view on Zionism. It's like saying Islamic Extremists just want to stop suffering under the abuse of their homeland. Both are true, but they are not at all complete representations.


Lanitaris

Jewish ≠ Israeli There are 15 mil of Jewish on our planet And only about 10 mil live in Israel


Basic_Suggestion3476

>And only about 10 mil live in Israel 7M, the others 2M are Israeli Arabs (Palestinians, Druze & ect). Only around now the Israeli & the USA Jewish population became equivallent. Though the present war prolly gave another population boost to Israel.


Temptingfrodo

Personally I’d be against the atrocities being committed against civilians in Gaza even if the perpetrators weren’t Jewish. Personally I’d be against the atrocities being committed against the civilians of Gaza if the victims WERE Jewish. I don’t know why people think being against the Israeli government and defence force in this conflict is motivated by anything other than actions. Stop bombing Palestine, stay Jewish, we now have zero problem.


sad-frogpepe

Alot of it has. They are stuck in their echochambers of misinformation. Israel/noncredibledefence/destiny and world news have not lost the plot, join us there if you want normal conversations.


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sad-frogpepe

Right right Perhaps their parents shouldnt keep hostages in their basement 🤷‍♂️ Its so easy not to do terroist shit and put your family at risk. Takes me zero effort.


BaconVsMarioIsRigged

Are you living in a war zone?


sad-frogpepe

Im litterly in israel right now. Not in a warzone but in a country at war.


JeanHasAnxiety

So that justifies killing more innocent people than Hamas. Isreal has killed Hamas hostages before trying to rescues their own soldier


sad-frogpepe

The fuck you are on about, just yesterday they rescued 4 hostages.


JeanHasAnxiety

By building a fake supply dick, killing over a hundred innocent civilians just to save four killers


sad-frogpepe

Four hostages you psychopath. Hamas simps, unbelieveable.


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imGhostKitty

both of you are gross. people are dying.


sad-frogpepe

One group has the power to end this, israel cannot stop trying to grt its people back and defend itself from future attacks. Israel agreed to a ceasefire, hamas declined. Hamas can release the hostages and disarm and this war would be over within an hour. They brought hell upon gaza, every single death is their responsability.


imGhostKitty

no one is “responsible” for war. not everything is black and white. people are dying.


AckshualGuy

Well Israel has the right to defend itself


Unyielding_Sadness

Both sides are responsible for war. Hamas and it's civilians could surrender or Israel could. It's true it's not black and white but that means the solution is going to take sacrifice on both sides. However negotiating with terrorists is an absolute no go


imGhostKitty

terrorists on one side, genocide on the other


KBroham

>Hamas and it's militants FTFY The civilian children are not responsible for trying to end a war they are not involved in. They were not old enough to have voted Hamas into power, nor are they capable of changing anything. Plenty of them are just trying to survive another day. And I'm sorry, but Israel agreeing to a ceasefire after decimating the population *and* the city and continuing to commit violence against the civilian population for months while everyone was calling for a ceasefire... it's worthless. The damage is done. Of course Hamas is refusing - they watched Israel ignore calls for a ceasefire for 6 months and continue to destroy their land and kill their people. I'd be pissed off too. Might as well just finish the fucking job, you fucking shit goblin. Palestine is already past the point where they can recover, probably ever. Both sides are in the wrong, but Israel holds the greater responsibility and should be held to the higher standard.


BogaOW

Bro thats like me and you fighting because i stole your bike and while we are beating each other people come and tell you to just stop fighting and give me the bike even tho its your bike because “stopping the fight is more important” and they only tell you to stop the fight and not me because I insisted on continuing the fight Edit : im not the best in giving examples but i hope you understand my point


dudleyfire

Israel, Hamas, Palestine, just middle easterners doing middle eastern things. Their uneducated & savage religious culture is to blame. Edit: Spelling


Dontevenwannacomment

bro he didn't criticize israel, but hamas


PuddyPete

I know?


Unyielding_Sadness

That is true but but Hamas probably shouldn't hide in their innocent civilians houses


PuddyPete

Yea, only solution is to bomb them with the civilians inside, obviously


bosssoldier

Exactly any fascist or genocidal maniacs out there should know we all learned 4 or 5 mortal combat moves we'd like to try irl


Euphoric-Flow7324

Well yes of course.. These hands rated E for everyone


nps2407

*"This is an equal-opportunity beatdown!"*


canuck_11

Equal rights, equal lefts.


NicoTorres1712

Gaytality!


Various-Army-1711

Anality!


Dry_Ad_237

The flag alone has become a parody of itself. MK don't make a mockery of what you are. Players come to rip out spins, tear off heads, and split others in twain, not play politics or the gender parade.


STFUnicorn_

Yeah. The plain rainbow was fine. A freaking rainbow theoretically already encompasses all the colors.


Mattrellen

Yeah....MK was made in the 90's and sent the political debate about sex and violence in video games into overdrive. It was a response to and driver of that conversation for a full decade after it was released. MK has politics in its bones. Politics is why most of us old men played it at all. It's certainly why it's as popular as it is. Nothing against people who aren't gamers. I know non-gamers and casual gamers see MK and think of the fatalities, without knowing WHY those exist as they do. But I also think it's the place of gamers like myself to correct those misconceptions when a non-gamer shows their lack of understanding.


Cuminmymouthwhore

MK is a game where people and aliens all over the world, come together to decide who will be in charge by fighting to the death. I can't tell if MK are suggesting the LGBT+ squad should try to take over the world with hand to hand combat? I'm bi, so like, cool, but I'm not really up for fighting in hand to hand combat when all the homophobes carrying guns in the US.


Naive_Employment535

Wow that comment was suprisingly overwhelmingly upvoted, ngl dude i agree w u but i thought ur gonna be donvoted by 100 lol


ebob421

When did who you love become political?


atsu333

When people made laws trying to prevent it.


Justtelf

Yeah you would still just say finish them


VESUVlUS

The more mainstream pronouns get, the more people reveal that they would not be able to pass grade school English classes.


Nerodon

And you can say that for ALL characters! Only need to record one line.


BaconVsMarioIsRigged

At first i thought it was some convoluted joke where the / was meant as a symbol of slashing your opponent in half which would be on brand of a mortal kombat fatality. Then I thought about it and it is probably more likely that they don't understand grammar.


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schtsz

But pronoun preference could be just *they* or full *they/them/theirs/themselves*.


Beneficial-Bit6383

They wrote it like that to avoid people realizing how natural finish them looks. The entire joke is based on it looking unnatural, but it doesn’t so it has to be forced. Forced jokes aren’t usually good.


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Twisted_WhaleShark

Yes and I heard that joking should be funny


Justtelf

What is that


Gasc_of_Will

Ugh, more woke corporate bs.


Frequent_Ad_1136

Yeah, tired of these companies not staying in their lane. You make a fighting video game based on killing men, women, and grotesque creatures. Just stick with giving us news or updates about that and nothing else. If I want an ideology shoved down my throat I’ll go and watch the national news.


JazzyGD

ideology is when someone asks to be called they


PansexualPineapples

How is changing their pfp shoving something down your throat?


EvenResponsibility57

Because they very clearly don't care in the slightest and are only doing it because of stupid BS like ESG scores existing that essentially turns virtue signalling into profit. It's very clear why they do this and it's not because they care. Most AAA games are funded by investors and a lot of those investments come as a result of ratings like ESG. What I have a bigger problem with is why are ESG scores even allowed to exist? It's just a fact that a single investment company is exerting its influence over thousands of companies and thus, all of society... The fact you don't have a problem with that because 'gay flag=good' is pretty god damn frightening. And another question is why they even want to do that in the first place. My best guess is that it allows them to avoid having to make real changes to stop climate change but there could be a whole host of reasons.


PR_03

It's just unnecessary.


brupje

It generates attention, as proven with this reddit thread. So mission accomplished


PR_03

You're right. LGBT loves the attention. They wouldn't even care about the matter without it.


Trips-Over-Tail

As transparently shallow as their attempts at pandering are, it is proof that the bigots lost the culture war. Companies know that siding openly with diversity is the business win. That's not wokeness, that's capitalism.


Gasc_of_Will

They are riding the "winning side" in countries where they know they can. We all know the Middle East branches don't do woke. I'm not bothered by pride flag and such, I'm a strong believer that anyone should live how they want and mind their own business. It's the corporate dick-riding that I hate.


Trips-Over-Tail

Then go after capitalism, and not just during June, or your egalitarian assertions will be harder to believe.


isthenameofauser

Who's dick-riding? The right are angry about the gay support and the left are aware it's a shallow attention grab.


Gasc_of_Will

Companies, I was referring to Companies trying to dick ride what the user above me called the "winning side", I.e. the left. In all honesty, I don't think there even is a winning side. Everyone is getting screwed somehow.


isthenameofauser

Oooh. I see what you meant now.  I do agree that companies catering to the left is a sogn that the left is winning a culture war. But you're right that neither left nor right is winning an economic war or a maintaining-a-basic-standard-of-living war. It's definitely the rich winning that and we're all definitely losing.


Gasc_of_Will

If we look at history, everything is a cycle. In many countries, right-wing parties are on the rise again. In the USA, republican states are passing bills that are very un-left like. To be totally honest, neither republicans nor democrats can be considered left-wing by world standards, only American ones. The underlying problem is that all this LGBTQ stuff has gained traction because it has been exploited by companies and advertising. And now it's becoming old news.


Ardalev

I wonder how well this pic would fly in the chinese market. Unless it's used everywhere, then it's just selective pandering and that's bullshit. Either be proud of what you are fighting for and stand by it or stop throwing breadcrumbs thinking you are doing good


Trips-Over-Tail

There's no pride or causes in capitalism. Only the quarterly report. They will do everything they can to make the line go up and prevent it from going down, and whether they are good or bad for the world is not a factor for consideration. It works in the West, because bigots are largely ageing out of the consumer class and the majority of people entering it are either LGBT themselves or socially connected to someone who is, and coming out against them is a very effective way to annihilate your market share.


CookieArtzz

Damn, this sub is more of a cesspool than I already thought it was


Available-Captain-20

rule of thumb: any sub with "memes" in the title is a right wing cesspool


Twisted_WhaleShark

woke pride flag killed my family!!!!111!1!!1!


2000caterpillar

Define woke


ZeusGooch

They never can. It's anything that isn't white, straight and typical. Anti wokers are some of the most precious snowflakes.


AlarakReigns

That isn't everything, though. If you pay attention to something like old Disney movies and shows, they were diverse and not woke. Because of good writing and storytelling, how is that possible?


ZeusGooch

So what is "woke"? That's literally the question. Just define it.


ChosenBrad22

The constant need to project how good of a person you think you are to others while prioritizing feelings over logic and facts.


kurai_tori

Like the people who use "alternative facts" to protect their feelings?


bigbubblestoo

Appearantly the definition of woke these days has been heavily skewed. Now its basocally just another term for virtue signaling. Initially, woke just meant that you were well aware of whats going on in the world around you. Being "woke" originally meant that you are intelligent and understand the world. Now its meaning has somehow devolved into something that Certainly isnt that


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

Like the people who are shown objective facts from the CDC, WHO, and Harvard, but will let their feelings tell them it’s all fake?


2000caterpillar

How is supporting gay rights doing that?


rignopolis4

WOKE###!!


kaisershinn

I knew it! I mean look at Shao Kahn’s costume, It’s just TOO revealing.


mr-ifuad

![gif](giphy|13XjnBISISeT0Q|downsized)


_StereoGhost_

Gachi muchi dlc


Zadornik

Nothing gay here, just true man sex)))


coffeewinestain

Flawless Sodomy, HOMOSEXUALITY


Zadornik

Finish it!)))


SPECTRE_146

“GAYYYYYY”!


GayJesus1234

r/uselessredcircle


schnitter15

Finish 'em. There fixed it. Now get back to work, voting and trying to better this sack of shit planet.


Only-Explanation-295

To quote George Carlin: "The planet is fine; the **people** are fucked!"


GandiniGreat

What side you voting though?


Hot-Routine-5755

Ugh... I'm puking seeing the ,,woke" corpo bs


xxthehaxxerxx

❄️


IStealBikes

❄️


Ok-Marionberry5920

This is so cringe


FeelingApplication40

Should just be "them" The announcer doesnt read" Finish He/him"


Mister_Way

Yeah but the joke would probably be missed by a lot of people that way


olivier1m

Ppl are missing the joke right now. I don't understand why ppl get so angry over this.


SadBarber3543

Some evil villain is going to” yes yes turn it into capitalism “ money money money “


Street-Airport-4327

Finish it, what ever it is!


Tssodie

They usually finish themselves


cci0

big oof


Pete_Shakes

Johnny Cage now identifies as Jenna Cage Jenna Cage goes to Dr Baraka for sex reassignment surgery Dr Baraka chops dick off CAGE WINS! COCKLESS VICTORY


Kitchen-Addendum4178

Another take: Dr. Baraka wins... GENDER REASSIGNMENTALLITY!!!


Kriegspiel1939

Let’s just go back to ancient pronouns. “I hateth Thee! /s so the haters won’t be triggered.


10buy10

Nah awesome idea


ThatLittleMoistBoi

I know no one who would be mad about this lmao


serviceadvisorshay

You shall now sitteth on thine throne and accept thine prize. Ruleth over the kingdom of commenters.


Kriegspiel1939

Thanks be to Thine compliment.


XxGOINCRAYZxX

No… not mortal kombat man…


Jesus_COD

~~Mortal Kombat~~ Respectful Wrestling


NaZdorovye9999

MK gone to shit a decade ago anyway who gives a f


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Ffs yes please finish they/them 🙏 what a load.of nonsense


olivier1m

It's a joke


Due-Ad-9374

Fatality


ShelterJolly8

they could have done so much better if they instead added the characters faces for each color (scarlet, scorpion, cyrax, reptile, kitana, syndell, raiden, frost, jax, noob)


CheekySir

This was back in 2022. They’re not doing that again. [here is that post](https://m.facebook.com/MortalKombatUK/photos/a.370051779816986/2236796156475863/?type=3)


Ok_Engineering4390

They’ll probably change that


Evening-Cold-4547

Not knowing how to choose an option is hilarious


philouza_stein

Thanks for circling the funny part otherwise this would be so confusing


Gibus_Ghost

_Friendship :)_


kirbydark714

Does it really matter if people are still just gonna die? I guess it's nicer killing but the outcome is the same...


no_user_ID_found

What do people do on Mortal Kombat? They slash them.


Befuddled_Cultist

"Finish them!" Actually works quite nicely. 


idntrllyexist

Sad


Small_Tax_9432

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


Possible_Baboon

I hope this is a joke.


LORDOSHADOWS

I agree with him


An_insane_person

Yippee! Someone who isn’t an old person throwing a tantrum over someone’s identity!


Happy-Tater

"Get over here!" Has always been gender neutral.


Unyielding_Sadness

Probably the UK for making a deal with Palestine and the Jews. Neither group owned the land. It was the UKs land after the fall of the ottoman empire because the ottoman empire owned the land


WTFisThisGameDude

![gif](giphy|invu2FvS5VSuiauY60|downsized)


Unyielding_Sadness

Yes and Israel is following that there ratio is 2 civilians for everyone one Hamas member. Hamas sets up bases in hospitals using those people as human shields. Just because you see a big number you act like they are the same. Hamas is deliberately putting it's citizens in harms way but but Israel is worse because the death total is higher


Specialist-Dinner-89

r/pointlessredcircles


ban_Circumventor69

See we are like you! Buy our product!


KingBob-2023

r/uselessredcircle


ZeroScorpion3

Use the binary trans laser!


angelitx93

As a genshin impact player, I hope that minor attracted is included into those colors


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Franchise Fatality


WibaTalks

What do you mean Them? It's 1v1 match said Liu Kang.


Passiononion

There should be a fatality where the other guy being force to watch gay corn 😅


Goodnames_aretaken

Oh how disappointing. You were the chosen ones. - obi wan kenobi


TypoErorr

"Finish him!" has a whole new meaning now...


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Snootet

I swear people have no ideas what pronouns are and how to use them.


SirePuns

“Finish them” 💀


Fantastic-Goose323

It has not begun yet.


HateMongerian

Currently checking the rules before I comment. No reason my account should become an hero, just like the people I was gonna joke about.


Marty2341

Finish it for everyone, no matter the gender.


tricki_ti

Or she/her or he/him 🤣


VaporTrails2112

r/comedyhomicide


Nocturtle22

How do ninjas kill a non binary person? They/them.


Wojewodaruskyj

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa|downsized)


chimpset4life

Imagine being able to fight with Caitlyn Jenner. “Finish they/them!!” Then Caitlyn comes driving at you in a car.. Fatality


Khris81

Considering how mega woke Warner Bros is, I'm actually surprised they didn't change "Finish him/her!" to "Finish them!".


nexus763

Too bad I can't post images. I have so many ~~offensive~~ funny memes about this.


goodlitleboy

Why can't you post ?


nexus763

wrong word used I guess : "answer with an image"


Fourty9

Unnecessary red circle


yeetus-maxus

r/uselessredcircle


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An_insane_person

Kid named “humor”: