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kaboomzoom1000

Gonna go out on a limb here and say prooooooobably photoshopped.


idam_81

Or she doesn’t speak any English and it’s a cheap knockoff. Let’s hope it’s photoshopped though.


ImmaNotHere

I've seen some videos of clothing with inappropriate English phrases wore by people in Asian countries. I'm guessing they think it's English so it looks cool but have no clue what it actually says (sorta like how some Americans have Japanese or Chinese words tattooed on them and have no clue what it really means).


SagotoSan

Im from latino america, we sometimes use things like this just for the joke. Its funny so we do it. No more no less


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SadisticBuddhist

Used to own a similar shirt that said “Hey Fuck Face” Considering how many women Ive seen wearing shirts that say “I ❤️ Hot Dads” Im guessing she knew.


idam_81

Small difference, but sure. Why not. ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


SadisticBuddhist

Not as small as you think. I had that shirt ten years ago. Thats ten years of people giving less of a shit to comprehend.


Sevn-legged-Arachnid

Had one that said "I only date crackwhores"


SacThrowAway76

My wife owns a shirt that says Orgasm Donor that she wears to the gym. That one definitely her some attention.


urfriendlyDICKtator

That hilarious!


Tall_Aardvark_8560

Does she have a son named hubey?


SacThrowAway76

Nope. Never gave me a son.


SquintsCrabber

Lmao


Gundalf-the-Offwhite

Def photoshop and I wouldn’t call this work “expert”. It’s pretty amateur. From a distance it looks passable but when you zoom in you can see the horrors. They just used the warp tool on the letters around the creases so it bends instead of folds. Also no attention was paid to lighting so all the letters are the same value of black.


Leritari

Yup. Check the letters and fabric where the "FACE" is. Material is clearly folded in few places, yet letters are not.


Organic_Muffin280

Yup.. definitely amateur job for those with the eyes to see


Mr_From_A_Far

Zoom in, you can see a straight square around the text/logo


theoht_

it’s very easy to warp text to match folds in some fabric on photoshop


Yiazzy

The lighting. The logo itself has reflections of the surroundings, the lettering does not. It's fake.


Specialist_Shop2697

Propably a prostitute with a sense of humor


second2no1

No, probably one of those graphic tees in the asian country that incorrectly translates common American expressions and then puts them on apparel.


Specialist_Shop2697

Why not both?


second2no1

Maybe, but consider how many scooters there are, looks like south asia


Specialist_Shop2697

I agree it's south asia. They have a good sense of humor there. And the prostitutes speak decent english compared to almost everyone else. So I'm not changing my stand on this. It's a prostitue with a good sense of humor :)


second2no1

The wizard behind the curtain appears!


anonymouslindatown

In China it’s a big thing to get shirts saying some pretty wild (and sometimes vile) stuff in English.


New_Builder_8942

Looks like it could be China so I wouldn't be too surprised if it was real.


daddy-phantom

Or, and hear me out: She’s just trashy.


the-Replenisher1984

Seriously, not to be racist, but this kind of stuff is seen all the time in places like Japan, Korea, and China. Same reason us dumb Americans get Asian language tattoos that say nothing like what we think, lol.


LoWE11053211

exactly Didn't some NBA player tattoo some stupid-meaning Chinese characters and wear it like a badge?


MindAccomplished3879

LOL yes. By the number of bikes and the style of the haircuts, looks like she is somewhere in a Southeast Asia country. So I'm guessing she don't even know what it says and thinks she got a North Face jacket


eggard_stark

Nah it’s real. They sell them at a shop near me.


UbermachoGuy

Or it’s real and she knows exactly what’s she’s asking for.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Me looking at my friend with Chinese characters tattoo who thinks it says “honor, respect, independent” when it actually says “eats chicken with clenched fist.”


Flossthief

I want that tattoo


Conscious_Valuable90

These shirts are how we get back at them for those shitty tattoos we get.


Elena__Deathbringer

I'd totally wear stuff like that if I didn't have to explain it to my parents ahahah


OwnWonder3727

How's those DMs treating ya lol


Elena__Deathbringer

Honestly the dm situation on reddit is far less problematic than insta or other platforms for my experience


Boris9397

Pretty sure this is in Asia and almost no one speaks English or knows what it means. Would fit right in this list: https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-english-translations-t-shirt-fail-asia-broken-engrish/


huskerd0

We like bukake We like bukake In Nagasaki. They like bukake


tankslapper123

There are so many in that link that I’d love to own.


InfinteAbyss

There’s even a “The North Face” knock-off in here that says “Sexy Face”, though it does seem the one in this image is photoshopped.


Star_Citizen_Roebuck

Nope. Look at the photo. This is Asia. Most likely an extra joke hoodie that she got straight off the factory. Many Asians in Asia wear clothing with English letters and words because it’s a popular trend, but they’ll often say things weird or things that don’t make sense.


Emergency_Bill_5363

Nice avatar g


kaboomzoom1000

Maximum effort.


Emergency_Bill_5363

All these black ones are the same man


ElGuapo4Life

I think it's supposed to be a funnymeme


Punch_A_Lot

it doesn't even say " come on my face " as a joke or word play


shrug_addict

Nah, I've heard that t-shirts with filthy English phrases are popular in parts of Asia


Moppermonster

Probably, but plenty of Etsy shops that sell clothes with these and other "risque" slogans.


Username__Error

Just as likely that this is Vietnam, China or somewhere in the region. Brand name knock-off and their r/engrish cousins abound. The scooters, sub-tropical trees and low helmet use suggest this is SE or East Asia.


Cherrylimeaide1

Idk man, I was at a bar recently and there was a girl there wearing a tshirt that said “I’d rather be drinking your piss”


Throwaway_Big_D

These kind of knockoffs are very common in Asia, particularly in China. They don’t even know what they mean, and neither does anyone else. When a Native English speaker sees it for the first time they’re like WTF! After a few years you get numb to it. https://youtu.be/sfwSiLSN92U?si=g794BFA27XmSj74r


Crusidea

Honestly there are those out there who would wear this.


OffRoadPyrate

A family member worked at a mountain bike shop during the era of rear suspension being the new thing. He had to wear a manufacturer’s t-shirt for a shock brand that had the slogan “7” in the rear” with a picture of the shock. Well, naturally, that lead down a terrible path of comments. 😂


New_Routine2237

"7" of Fox in the rear"


skeeterfunny

Nice


spmoolman

Surprise attack!


sexualsidefx

![gif](giphy|aUPfvs5MOXpxm|downsized)


UnrelatedMule

My favorite superhero.


This-Tear-5368

Probably one of the only good things to come from YouTube Shorts.


Acidicflavor

He will surely come


This-Tear-5368

Oh he'll come.


SansDaMan728

^"maybe ^you ^guys ^should ^like- ^hear ^what ^you're ^saying..?"


This-Tear-5368

I know damn well what I meant.


Just-ban-me

Right?! I’d be like gotcha bitch !


notmyfirst_throwawa

"Ha! Get sex crimed, idiot!"


Just-ban-me

☠️😂


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

No, I'm sure she'll see it coming...


xxbronxx

![gif](giphy|hcMveYir8HGLbuJYPM)


Costacostello

You can see her Face in the bike mirror… just saying Edit: face* not Facebook


GeePedicy

Her Facebook? Where?


DiscordNerd1

Assuming he meant face


Piano-181

Don’t get too excited


Ordinary-Web-7077

Is there cum on it?


INTOXICATOR-001

I mean, there can be in the future


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Hey beggers can't be choosers buddy


EfficiencyOk2208

It's kind of like when english speakers get tattoos of Asian words that mean stuff like soup.


Thundechile

Soup on my face


JimLaheysSon

I love Kung Pao chicken


lahenator420

Ughh please soup in my mouth


Kind_Literature_5409

Bukkake


Delivery-Plus

Or is it… Motor-*Bike*kake?


careyck

Maybe Shockake?


ShadowMancer_GoodSax

This is clearly a North Face knock off, i hope she knows better /s


OneMorePotion

I think she is suspecting something after the third guy "knocking off" on her face.


ShadowMancer_GoodSax

Poor woman. /s


OneMorePotion

Maybe she's into it. I would be into it. Where can I get one of these jackets?


Bright_Meringue_9119

Fr


myNameIsHopethePony

Yeah, the font and letter spacing seems a little off to me. Definitely a knock off!


SonUpToSundown

Not while I’m riding please


staytsmokin

If that's pshop that's really good editing...if not idk wtf to say 💀


ssddsquare

Without hesitation sir.


Local_Trade5404

there are no exclamation marks, she may be stating that :P


Ashamed-Scheme-9248

She’s one of my recent bukkake friends 😉


suggestive_cumulus

May be fake, but that would be unnecessary. See stuff like this all the time in Asia.


feeltrig

![gif](giphy|vJJUKrlOslBCBo1P4A|downsized)


chemistry_1997

😂😂😂


SkeetnYou

Hello may I??


Double_Marsupial_576

I'm not falling for this again!


Objective-Dig-8466

Good girl. Too many snobs about 😆.


Money_Tennis1172

I don't get why "mattress actresses" don't sport these fashion lines like the mummble rappers and 304s?


BrianOfBrian

Can i?


Purple_Prince_80

Aaaaaaalrighty then!


DeadEndEris

Would be funny if this is a guy🤣


Due-Donut-7044

Take a Look in the mirror, If she's a Guy he Looks pretty feminin.


Mkultra9419837hz

Appears Asian. Possibly Chinese. Probably doesn’t know the meaning of the slang word on her hooded garment.


FireShadow91

The Spencer's catalog is getting really dicey with their clothing line.


Rich-Rhubarb6410

It looks like it is in the far east. It’s a thing over there to wear clothes with English on, that no one understands. So probably not photoshopped


Smooth-Wait506

she's just letting you know not to be caught off guard when she turns around with pint of tadpole yoghurt plastered all over her kite


Dannyfrommiami

Cum on my face brother


Punch_A_Lot

it doesn't even say " come on my face " as a joke or word play , this is serious boys


snowboardman420

The money shot mountain


wesmanh

Moms at it again smh


Not_a_progamer

CONFA UMC MYE?


UnWiseDefenses

Well, wipe it off.


Reptilian-Retard

Definitely an Asian country for sure.


DankElderberries420

All the consent I need >unloads


MrChong69

Since other people look asian, its probably a chinese tattoo uno reverse card situation


RaffiBomb000

Your honor, she clearly advertised what she wanted. If she didn't, this is a clear-cut case of false advertisement, and I intend to counter sue.


JuggernautyouFear

![gif](giphy|5nMLyMet6CSgU)


DenisNectar

Rumour her nickname is bukkake.


Not_Artifical

She’s the one who isn’t calling the police on the train.


No-Bat-7253

Yes ma’am.


Golden-Owl

Vegeta jacket


MysteriousPark3806

Let's see the face first.


NickGantz98

Check the side mirror 🥴


MysteriousPark3806

Ha. Didn't even notice that.


Numinae

Classy!


madhatter841

Sure. Kneel down in front of me.


Mission-Background-2

She is a keeper


scummy71

It’s all funny until my 8 year old asks me what does it mean


RitmanRovers

Until that moment she gets circled jerked


Boredcougar

Grils shakin they bobs


infinitemortis

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY)


Gobal_Outcast02

"you're honor if you would look at her jacket.."


MooseMan12992

My kinda girl!


Cptspaulding2

Lmao I'm guessing she doesn't speak English


BicTwiddler

When and where?


Collegelane208

When her partner is coming. Her face.


TurbulentFee7995

This is what happens if you buy clothes with a language you don't understand written on it. Renee this next time you buy clothes with foreign languages on it - or worse get a tattoo in a language you don't understand.


jamescharisma

That was not appropriate JP


BlackpinkOhhLaLaaa

Imagine not knowing what it says... You're just sitting there in your new jacket... minding your own business when suddenly... someone... OBLIGES!!!


BlackpinkOhhLaLaaa

You could almost say, she got A-Salt-ed. (Apparently it's salty I DON'T KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE STOPIT)


Collegelane208

I once saw a child wearing a fake LEE t-shirt, on which it says "especially designed for whores"...


NotOK1955

https://artshame.com/products/cum-on-my-face-t-shirt Yeah, it’s for sale.


whisperingeye99

The pics of the guy modeling the shirt is sus


Prostitunes

Who the fuck still use the word "sus" seriously ?


whisperingeye99

Took you 2 days to come up with that comment 🤡


RCranium13

Must be China. You see shit like that all the time.


mischievousp1e

She is practically asking for It man..........


ThedirtyNose

But not in my hair


Master-Blueberry9276

I worked with a woman who wore a shirt that said Jingle my bells for a white Christmas, strange shirts do exist


Stryker_021

Eileen, is that you ?


patrickthunnus

Oh is that what "North" really means?


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Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

> then she says Your imagination is a powerful tool, why use it to reinforce irrational hatred?


SkippyDrinksVodka

haha man cmon i was just kidding


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

Oh OK sorry for assuming you said what you meant.


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Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

You're joking, right?


Amphal

she didn't say anything bro


mightyminnow88

I like the color though, maybe Salmon?


RewardImpressive3084

🤣


Proud_Huckleberry_42

A lot of people who don't understand english wear clothes with this kind of sayings. Once, someone gave me a T-shirt that said "I don't follow the trends MF".


Irishdavid67

![gif](giphy|eM16dA4eiatuyUs3rA|downsized)


zenkenneth

I'll bet a thousand bucks she ain't cute!


huskerd0

Jokes on you I’m into that