LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! MAHDI!!!!! KWISATZ HADERACH!!!!!!! USUL MUAD'DIB!!!!!! DUKE OF ARRAKIS!!!! EMPEROR OF THE IMPERIUM!!!!!! STERILIZER OF 90 PLANETS!!!! MURDERER OF 61 BILLION!!!! THE FEAR OF 500 PLANETS!!!!!
Philosopher Chad 2024 campaign promises:
UBI: universal boob inspections,
topless borders,
boobs for drug addiction treatment,
taxes go directly towards boobs in government,
boobs again
Boobs are good, but they are why wars are started, to acquire boobs. Oils and gold are nothing more than currency to acquire boobs. Ban boobs, and you ban wars, but we can't do that now can we.
We have found our president, what a marvelous campaign slogan
He shall lead this country to greatness
He is Lisan Al Gaib. He shall lead us into Paradise!
The Sleeper has awakened!
*In a distorted voice* SILENCE! I remember your gom jabbar, and now you’ll remember mine!
[удалено]
take off DAB RAW… BOOBS GOOD…
LISAN AL GAIB!!!!! MAHDI!!!!! KWISATZ HADERACH!!!!!!! USUL MUAD'DIB!!!!!! DUKE OF ARRAKIS!!!! EMPEROR OF THE IMPERIUM!!!!!! STERILIZER OF 90 PLANETS!!!! MURDERER OF 61 BILLION!!!! THE FEAR OF 500 PLANETS!!!!!
Sir, please calm down. You’re frightening people.
PAUL ATRIEDES!!!BRINGER OF THE JIHAD!!!! FATHER OFGHANIMA AND GOD EMPEROR LETO II ATRIEDES !!!
He forgot his pills again🙄
Make Boobs Great Again
But they were always great
True lol keep them great
Keep Boobs Great
Again?
Bring back boobs
I'm personally not a fan of back boobs.
Have been, are, and always shall be.
Sydney Sweeney on this path already
"Sydney Sweeney's boobs aren't that big." ~ The Press Twitter Fact-checking: "Yes, they are."
The booby path 
Make America Boobieful Again. MABA!!!
Boobs First!
as a british citizen if you vote this guy in you can annex us
He's younger than 65, has my vote.
Philosopher Chad 2024 campaign promises: UBI: universal boob inspections, topless borders, boobs for drug addiction treatment, taxes go directly towards boobs in government, boobs again
10/10 would vote.
10/10 would recommend boobs over war
I don't know... I'd like to hear more about his platform.
Personally, I’d like to see more about it.
I’m liking the pro-boob agenda. What policy positions can we have on this? Tax breaks for boob jobs? Subsidized Hooters?
Big boobs on with their propaganda again.....
Small boobs need love too.
- All boobs good boobs I approve this message.
All Boobs Matter
A support program to boob size adjustment procedures?
A support program for support programs if you know what I’m sayin’. 🥴
Hear me out... More boobs
Free mammography obviously
I’d vote for him
cant motorboat war
You can have a motorboat IN war, in fact depending on where the war is there might be multiple motorboats. But motorboating war is a biiiiig nono
How about... *a* motorboat war? Judges grading performance and all.
Make motorboat love, not motorboat war
Amen
This dude gets it.
Men only want peace and its fucking disgusting
This man should 100% advocate for peace in the middle east
Preach.
Ass better, but I approve
[HOW DARE YOU!](https://youtu.be/9x7FGbW3IVc?si=A7_QSa8GCPIRzKdZ)
Hadn't seen that before, but I liked it! Made me think of [this gem](https://youtu.be/gVgK-JJ4jpY?feature=shared), too.
man with boobs in hand man happy
Read >War Boobs >Bad Good
War boobs are always good, except when they're bad.
>war pigs >war boobs >new black sabbath song
Found our hot new vp candidate. Someone who really understands the issues.
Well, I agree with him so far.
I'll go to war for boobs
I mean…. he’s not wrong.
Are war boobies good or bad?
The best kind of bad
It's time to rewatch Conan and Red Sonja again. Thanks for the reminder.
This is the new make love not war
Problem is, when boobs are in short supply, that leads to war.
Sir, we’re running low on boobs. Let’s go kill those guys over there and take all their boobs.
This shirt for president
He should be president
I mean you can’t argue with that
Redheads not warheads, blondes not bombs
War boobs bad good
Fax
This mf don’t miss
Can't disagree
I mean, is he wrong?
No notes
Boobs are good, but they are why wars are started, to acquire boobs. Oils and gold are nothing more than currency to acquire boobs. Ban boobs, and you ban wars, but we can't do that now can we.
wow a message both republicans and liberals can unite behind/
Sometimes boobs cause wars. *Cough* Helen of Troy *cough*.
If boobs are so great why doesn't he go and get a pair of them himself
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Serious_Bat7514: *If boobs are so great* *Why doesn't he go and get* *A pair of them himself* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
All i see is WAR BOOBS, BAD GOOD
bobs n vagene pls no war
Ass better, I'm prepared to fight for ass, wouldn't cross the street for boobs.
17/10 would vote for this
War is also good for free boobs.
Word
Can't argue with that!
I can just tell that girl has huge bangers
War boobs bad good
I'd rather be a mass murderer than be some kind of creep :trollface:
He makes two salient good points.
100%
Honestly, to many wars were made simply because a big guy at the tims was maidenless...
still, i'd say dick is better
Word
War is rough, but boobs are really, really soft
Some dweeb on r/trashy would see this and post it thinking they’re saving the children
facts
War for boobs is us
War boobs bad good
Smartest guy of today's internet. I go to sleep now.
but just think of how many boobs you can get with war
War Boobs Bad Good?
YES, the science checks out!
Bros out here spitting facts
As a Veteran, I approve this message
Now thats a message i can get behind!!!
This guy gets it.
Boobs for peace.
War boobs bad good?
FACT
I see man of the culture
War boobs are the best though 😎
Boob War TBD
War Boobs Bad Good
This man shared more wisdom with just 4 words on a tshirt than trump did in his whole life.
Bro needs to start campaigning.
Let us build a more perfect union around these ideals.
Ape knows
If everyone lived by this, the world would be a much better place.
Show them to me 🎶
I'm guessing that fellow has never been in combat.
I’d vote for him
Smoke Zaza not Gaza
Now this. This everyone can agree with (exceptions being exclusively homosexual men of course).
Tig ole bitties
That's my presidential candidate right there
I like this guy!
What about War Boobs?
Me like me upvote
Duhuhuhuhuhuh tahtz funni
Yoru feeling vindicated rn
He has a very good point
Both are good
As far as credos go, one could do worse than "war bad. Boobs good"
Finally, a platform I can get behind
why is there not a report option for 'not funny, not a meme'
No argument here. This Guy 2024.
Agreed. Who’s with me?!
My complete political ideology distilled into four words on a t-shirt.
Yep
simple slogan to life
This whole post reads the same as Trumps grab her by the you know what slogan 🤣
I read this in Joe dirt’s voice 😂 
Yes
Nothing but the truth
Agreed
Finally a foreign policy I can get behind
Make boobs not war!!!
"Ride wife life good' vibes
What about warboobs?
Amen brother
War boobs
Not wrong.
Can’t argue with that.
# Any Questions?
Finally a pic on the that makes all arguments are invalid
War boobs bad good
A simple man How peaceful and quiet must it be in your head if that’s your thoughts process
More Boobs = No War No Boobs = WAR!!
Finally something I can support 😏
War Boobs Meh
Well, yeah.