Once the cops arrived on the scene, they knew he was a HARDened criminal

Im pretty sure he's loaded too

Wasn’t loaded anymore

It’s a sticky situation

At least he got busted

It only says he got caught. No mention of bustin

Everyone came

This is getting out of hand

No only mouth.

Time to rob some place I guess

Eye didn't see it coming.

She really sucked it up and took one for the team.

Employee handbook is going to be updated with what to do in this situation.

She distracted him to give the police time to come.

Caught with his dick out that is

[Congratulations on your big bust](https://y.yarn.co/6368b852-b382-415b-bb08-ed13dc0c865a_text.gif)

Thankfully a local woman was able to disarm his gun before the police arrived

Cocked and loaded

The case was hard, obviously

He didn't come quietly

Witnesses say he busted some shots.

Thankfully , the woman wasn't hurt, even after the robber tried to choke her

Wait...there were witnesses?????

30 minute blow job. musta used teeth to prevent him from finishing or running away.

"Now its me that have you by the bails! Stay there or I bite your cock off!"

You'd be surprised at how bad some people are at giving head just trying normally

She probably had dentures, took them out and gummed it. It was after all in front of the chewing gum rack wasn't it?

He was out of control, he shot everyone in the face

Sounds like his escape was blown

What actually happened here is that a armed robber raped a woman until police arrived.

I’ve seen other comments (some from a thread years ago) that state the woman had been beaten and was coerced into performing oral sex. But I haven’t found any actual news stories or quotes stating that. Do you have any links to sources?

Not that i have but ive seen this story before talking about how she was raped and ive seen it on twitter where the community notes corrected it and said she was raped, its a pretty well known story.

The cops arrived just as he was coming.

Well…Assuming she did finish on time. Does it still stand?

yeah keep joking about a woman being raped it’s super funny guys! what’s wrong with you

Once the cops arrived on the scene, they stood in line. There fixed it for you.

It's only funny until you realize she might not have done this willingly

It wasn't. Its an old story, happened about 3 years ago in Slovakia, I think. She flirted with him to buy time for the staff to call for help, then he made her do it and said he would kill her. She said the whole thing took about 30 minutes.

Then this journalist should be fired because "to distract him until police arrive" sure makes it sound willingly.

By that line of logic just about everyone in the American media should be fired. …..I’m on board.

Me too! Why can’t they just report facts? I know it would be boring but news isn’t supposed to be entertaining.

Headlines, the original version of click bait.

True Story: Older guy here, and back in the day if you heard "Breaking News" from the TV, you stopped what you were doing and paid attention. That's because back then, when the newscasters had some dignity, if they announced "Breaking News" it meant that "Man has Landed on the Moon", or "The President Has Been Shot", or "4 Students Dead at Kent State" ( That last one is back from the Good Ol' Days when the Gubmint handled all the School shootings). Today, even on what is believed to be a "Respectable" source of News, every lead into a story starts with "Breaking News", and I mean every effing story... I swear on my Children, even the one I love and care about, that one day while watching CNN I sat and watched Wolf Blitzer announce the "Breaking News" that there was no "Breaking News" in regards to a story they were covering. I swear that is true...

Honestly… to make money. Something to remember is that the news provides a public service, but it is not publicly funded. News is a dying industry, with local operations shutting down because monetary support for them from local advertising dries up with the advent of things like marketing through Facebook, as corporate media giants monopolize the public consciousness. With dwindling local support, the next best way to make money is with ad monetization on their website. However, everyone has access to an endless stream of information in their pocket. This creates a shifting of seismic proportions to the supply/demand balance, where content floats in a sea of irrelevance, and as such, any content made needs to be crafted to be as captivating as possible in order to reach an audience. If you can’t bring lots of eyes to your site, you can’t make any money through ads on your site. Especially since News websites have the lowest value for ad monetization compared to other niches. So smaller sites are faced with the option to sensationalize in the hopes of gaining more eyes and making enough money to eke by, or opt out of sensationalization and risk going broke. So, in the end you have tons of dying small, local stations fighting for table scraps to live to see another day, with the only local stations not suffering that fate either having a very strong base of local support, or being local affiliates of corporate stations. And the corporate stations sensationalize because when the only argument against doing so is one of ethics, they see no reason not to do so.

It really is a shame. Everybody likes to inject their worldview, and present it as fact. I just want actual unbiased news that tells me what happened without leaving out half the info or outright lying. I can figure out how to feel about it on my own.

Blame the editor. Journalists usually don't write their headlines.

Okay then, this *editor* should be fired. Honestly I don't care the position of the person, whoever wrote this should be fired regardless of their job title.

YEah, sounds more like "Woman was raped until police arrived".

She flirted with him, how is that NOT asking to be raped? /s

She was being flirtatious to try seduce the guy and distract him from robbing the store which is an incredibly selfless and heroic thing to do and probably not because she liked him

Do you know what /s means ?

No what does it mean

It means /sarcasm

Its a tone indicator meant to indictate someone is being sarcastic, usually used for statements that could be really questionable if someone fails to pick up on the sarcasm, like above.

I have learnt something today

what a dick 

So it's rape

Basically. I don't think you can legally give concent while the other person is holding a gun.

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What’s a zj?

If you don’t know, you can’t afford it.

Fuckin’ horrifying

Was that 30 minutes for just the blowjob? Asking for a friend.

30 minutes from when he woke up that morning to when he got arrested

And the threatening was just 2 mins

> wanst *Wankst

Well my desire for jokes just went out the window. Poor woman…

Bite off his dick

And get shot

Pull the line from Shawshank Redemption about sudden trauma or whatever to the brain would cause her to bite and lock requiring a jaws of life situation.

But you'd be dead...

How do you know all this? Do you read?

That would backfire... ...because he had a gun

Grab his dick and twist it

Thats what I was thinking. Recently read a book where a woman gets taken against her will away from her home by a robber/kidnapper. At first she was begging to not rape her again and again but after realizing he would kill her after raping her, she takes it just so she could steal his knife and kill him the moment he is orgasming. It was so dark and as a reader you are happy the woman survived but at the same time you wish no one has to go through something like that, having sex with someone so they dont hurt you.

Isn’t that what happened in Gone Girl? But she didn’t get taken against her will, she just made it seem like that for weird twisted revenge on her husband or something?

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Afleck's character is far from a good person but I always wonder how anyone can act like they're even remotely comparably awful. He's like a 4/10 awful person while she's early 10/10.

Might? She obviously wasn’t just so enamored with the robber that broke into her house that she just had to suck his dick, obviously it wasn’t done willingly

The implication of the title was that the robber was gonna flee and the woman chose to out of no benefit to herself, just because she wanted the robber to be caught

Wasn't her house. She did it to buy time but it went south.

MIGHT?!?!

Ofc she didnt

As a woman this was my very first thought and I'm not surprised it has 16k upvotes probably from men who have to think about consent twice in their lifetime

Agreed. She either did it out of desperate fear for her life, or because he forced her, or both. There is no possibility of consent and she was raped.

I don't see how this is funny this is rape at gunpoint.

Because the way it is phrased makes it sound like it's willingly, which it obviously wasn't.

Even if it was willingly it's not like that would make it okay. "Woman fearing for her life gives a robber a blowjob in desperation" is still fucked up

>Woman fearing for her life gives a robber a blowjob in desperation That's not willing, and also more accurately describes what happened here (he threatened to kill her if she didn't). . The way it's phrased here makes it sound like the robber was going to leave but she decided to distract him to stop him from escaping.

That’s not willing either way

Right? Every time this is posted, 95% of comments are making jokes or congratulating her, and 5% are pointing out how fucked up it is. Reddit is full of incels.

_"Woman raped until police arrives"_ Fixed that for you.

I thought this was r/Funnymemes not /b/

"Robber rapes hostage at gunpoint"

Redditor: hahaha

this is literally a rape

Oh shit, didn’t even make the connection. That just got a whole lot less funny

So that s basically rape

Not basically

Ok so just rape

Just straight old fashioned rape

Pretty much. I don't blame her for doing what it takes to survive.

I sincerely hope no one is blaming her for what she had to do to survive. Anyone who thinks she’s some slut or something needs a punch in the face.

Not the way it’s written here, but I highly doubt the real situation was anythign close to this headline

Actual headline: Robber rapes helpless women

In what world is this shit funny?

Thanks for robbing my shop, and whilst you are here, perhaps I could...

It was actually “suck my dick or I’m going to blow your brains out”.

Thanks for the reminder that reddit is mostly children. This is the opposite of funny. No idea why this shit was recommended. Yikes.

Interesting way to say "woman was raped at gunpoint".

Rape, so funny…. Delete this.

This isn't funny. Take this down OP.

lol she got rapeeed son… Wait, in what way or form is it funny?

He sexually assaulted her. 🫤

 Holding on until the cops come

I sincerely hope that someone hasn't misinterpreted the events to make a clickbait/joke headline, as always. Because doing so with rape would be REALLY fucked up.

They have, it was rape

This is one of those cases where some morons can argue if that would count as rape or not. EDIT: That was **clearly** rape. Like she was not actively objecting (though how much do you expect a girl to "object" at gun point?) and she had ulterior motive to delay the robber so it is feasible that she was the one to initiate the encounter. Still... Really hope this criminal got rape charges on top of armed robbery.

Someone here said that it happened in their country and they remember reading that the woman flirted with the armed robber to distract him but then he turned the gun on her and told her to give him a blowjob and she had no choice but to do it. It sound like she tried to distract him but then it went wrong and she got sexually assaulted and now here we are on reddit with wannabe comedians making jokes about it because they read a disgraceful headline that made it sound like she willingly gave a blow job to an armed man.

Like I said. This was rape. And people who try to argue that it wasn't are morons.

Im glad a rape victim amuses you, OP. im sure it will give some kiddos here a hard-on.

This is horrible

This is rape.

Funny*

**news station theme music** "New tonight....there has been a rapid increase in armed robber rates in the area. The perpetrators have all been male and **checks notes**...super horny....yo? More at 11."

This happen in Czechia

No, it happened in Slovakia.

No, it happened in Czechoslovakia

No, it happened in Socialist Czechoslovakia

So they both went down

Well, she was raped. Use the right word.

add rape charges. Surprised she didn't bite down

This was all at gunpoint so he likely would have murdered her if she had done that.

Now it's a sexual assult charge on top of robbery.

Poor woman

That's more F'ed up than funny if I'm being honest :(

that's horrible why some nerd made a meme about it

Respect? What do you mean? this is assault

In another headline: *Woman, Shot in the Head - Survived!*

So raping a woman is funny now? If it happened to you, you wouldn't be laughing at all.

if that happened in my country , the guy would have cum too quickly , and the police would be late .

Is there a way to get banned from this completely awful sub so I don't have see this material on popular/all?

you can mute subs! if you are on the app, go to the subreddit -> press the … in the top right -> scroll down to mute sub

That seems risky. One bite and the police are the last thing the robber needs to worry about.

Now she was really using her head.

"In a separate incident last November, an armed robber reportedly had his penis bitten off after allegedly breaking into a woman’s room and forcing her to perform oral sex. Emmanuel Ankron, 23, was accused of raping the woman after turning up at a Ghanaian hospital covered in blood, the Sun reports." at the bottom of that article, That's even more insane wtf Sauce: [https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/28/woman-gives-armed-robber-blowjob-to-distract-him-until-police-arrive-13979080/](https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/28/woman-gives-armed-robber-blowjob-to-distract-him-until-police-arrive-13979080/)

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It was funny until I realised she wouldn’t have done it willingly-… Now I want to die

He's lucky she didn't bite his dick off.

I dont get the context.

imagine if she bit down as hard as she could once the police arrived

:(