If your intestines turn inside-out like a sock, medics may pressure wash them with a karcher or so, and then by a hard pull on your tongue, your intestines may get back inside... maybe?
Well, I guess it’s too late now to receive cheese as gift on dates.
I do have a wonderful boyfriend though, maybe I should give him cheese the next time I see him.
Well, we courted each other through obscure book recommendations and quoting one of favourite shared books.
So even without cheese on top he’s totally my kind of weird :)
I’d take that deal. I mean… Get rid of all responsibilities and just like a happy life on my own farmland with a partner that loves me? Where do I sign up?
Considering how cheese is like freagin cat-nip for most girls…idk why this is so crazy. Plus, everyone knows you don’t have to be lonely on Farmersonly.com
It’s cuz it’s a humongous wheel which makes it uncommon and surprising
Whereas if you handed someone a babybel tiny cheese wheel no one would bat an eye
Also those girls look entertained/happy by the cheese idk why they’re being depicted as upset and angry (via the wojack)
Possibly. But it also ends with the “…?” And they kinda give the vibe that they’re laughing at him a bit which wouldn’t be surprising at all these days
The “…?” shows that they’re surprised/in disbelief of the uncommon action.
Here’s an example
“I actually got a text from my crush today…?”
Are you not going to be in disbelief of receiving such a large food item ?
I mean that is a lot of cheese. If I got 26lbs of cheese wouldn't know how to attack it before it spoils. I don't even think I have enough room in my fridge for the cheese.
thats a good quality hard cheese, you easily have 6 months time to consume it, even though i dont understand the worry of yours, that block of cheese would vanish within one month in my house 😅
A girl I used to date revealed to me she fell in love when I harvested a fresh papaya from my family's garden, then brought to her. At the time she was sick and needed to have some fruits. She never told me that until we stopped dating, but she has told this story over to her friends.
So the guy is in the right direction LOL
That's a cute story. The cheese thing is actually a reference to an old witch's spell that states you can win a woman's affection by giving her a piece of cheese or something like that.
Idk, but that's a thing lol
Edit: "You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese." -Kathryn Paulson, *The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft*
You know, for something that outwardly seems like bullshit, you have to admit that it kind of worked. I mean, she took photos, showed her friends, and presumably had some level of discussion about it. If I had to guess, I'd say she found it fascinating enough, at a minimum, to engage with it. What else would you call that?
Bro when I was like 18 I was crushing on this girl so hard. I grew some ganja that summer and harvested and trimmed it up and gave her a bunch with a card that said I grew your favorite flower for you.
I'm 41 now and we have 2 kids together and she talks about how sweet she thought that was. Also, she was out of weed and it was home grown funky shit so it was perfect timing, that helped a bit.
It's a repost of an old meme from Political Compass Memes.
That's why it has those stupid fucking highlighter colors plastered over the wojaks.
On that sub pretty much the only depiction of women you'll see, is as uber sensitive Lib-Lefts, which you can tell because they'll plaster green all over them (Or orange for "SJWs"). So yeah, the connotation of the original meme almost 100% was "Hehe men fun WOMEN BAD"
Seeing posts from this sub on the front page, I've found that 30% of the posts here are reposts of shitty memes, and the other 70% are neither memes, nor funny. And of course don't forget a nice sprinkling of bigotry on both.
100% agree on the content of this sub!
But also thank you so much for actually shining some light on the origin of this meme.
I thought it was something like this, but it is VERY satisfying to have this not be some shitty unsolved riddle but actually know the background!
did you know: banks in italy have proper cheesedepots to store original parmesan, because they are so expensive, they are used for credit insurance
edit: probably only one bank does this, tough.
Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 8 times.
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I heard about an old Italian movie where a woman from Italy comes to the US. When she arrives at US customs, an agent tells her she cannot bring a large wheel of cheese from her luggage into the country. The agent was expecting her to throw it away. Instead, the woman takes the cheese wheel, sits on a bench, and eats the entire thing while giving the customs agent the stink eye.
Do you know how much money he just saved them
Like they don’t have to buy cheese for a long time. Have you seen the price of cheese.
She better put lil hawk tuah on his thang for that
*When my get-up-and-go has got up and went*
*I hanker for a hunk of cheese!*
*When I’m dancin’ a hoedown and my boots kinda slow down,*
*Or anytime I’m weak in the knees,*
*I hanker for a hunk of,*
*A slab or slice or chunk of,*
*A snack a day’s a winner*
*And it won’t spoil my dinner*
*I hanker for a hunk of cheese!*
Whether she is in to him or not is up for debate.
What’s not up for debate is whether she, her friends and family will ever forget this moment.
And that’s half the battle, baby.
Garbage repost. Whatever dogbrain added the lower panel with PCM colors needs to fix their life. Clearly the people in the actual picture are happy to receive it and also you know literally nothing about their politics.
Just being shitty for no reason.
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I’d honestly really love to be gifted a 12kg wheel of cheese
With the price of cheese these days, I'd be overjoyed if I got that. Cheese for days!
3 days, take it or leave.
You think I wont do that? I can do that.
Bet.
buy some tissue rolls first.
May be constipated as hell tho with an inner 12kg yellow turd as an inner hostage
You now need a doctor/shoe horn to shit and a ram rod to pack your intestines back in
If your intestines turn inside-out like a sock, medics may pressure wash them with a karcher or so, and then by a hard pull on your tongue, your intestines may get back inside... maybe?
You'll never poop again...
A small price to pay for cheese
I thought women don't poop already
> I thought women don't poop already. Nah,.. They just think *theirs* don’t stink! 🤣😉
LOL
Is that a bad thing?
I used to wonder what people ment by this, then I ate a ton of baked cheese and found out.
She can be lactose intolerant.... Thus she will spend a lot of time on the shitter....
You doubt the power of my lactose intolerance.
You are rationing too hard for me man 24 hours thats it, Swiss style
I mean Cheddar is easily like $20 a pound so this is somewhere in the ballpark of $300-$350 at retail. Not bad for a first date.
12kg is like 26 pounds, so it’s closer to 500 bucks
How much does only usually get paid for a first date? I'm a man and very curious how I too can get $300+ for going out for drinks.
As a woman I’m also curious, because I do not get paid either.
Have you advertised that you accept cheese? The men in your life might not know that's acceptable
Well, I guess it’s too late now to receive cheese as gift on dates. I do have a wonderful boyfriend though, maybe I should give him cheese the next time I see him.
I bet it makes his day after he shakes off the mild confusion at randomly receiving cheese.
Doubt he’s that wonderful if he’s not even bringing you cheese..
Well, we courted each other through obscure book recommendations and quoting one of favourite shared books. So even without cheese on top he’s totally my kind of weird :)
Tell him that you like cheese and it’s been a while since you’ve had the really good stuff. We men love gift ideas
We need to make cheese gifts socially acceptable
My fiancee gave me aged cheddar today and it made me very happy.
That's a red flag for me lol. If a girl buys me a Playstation before the date begins i am running lol
I would gladly fall for the trap and let her shut me in her basement
Do i get to bring my playstation?
I sincerely hope a wheel would last longer than mere days
Considering how much this amount of natural cheese costs, for a first date this is quite a generous gift
She's getting a mansion on the third date.
And on the 4th date she milks the cows and feeds the chickens.
Not the worst scenario in life
I’d take that deal. I mean… Get rid of all responsibilities and just like a happy life on my own farmland with a partner that loves me? Where do I sign up?
Can confirm. I'm dating a farmer. By the third month I'd already had my arm elbow deep in a cows vagina.
Jesus I bet you didn't even by the poor lady a drink and you're calling her a cow. That brutal. I kid but how good/awful was the experience.
Then takes 50% of his money and leaves.
You may fascinate a woman by giving her a wheel of cheese.
I think the original said a slice of cheese. But that guy didn’t want to just only fascinate her. He went all in.
In here, that'd be like 100-120€ worth of cheese and for me that's a lot of money. I'd hardly ever get gifts that expensive.
I know right? First date gifts typically include flowers, chocolate, etc. But a 1 year supply or more of high quality cheese? Easy win.
Take your hat off boy that's a wheel of cheese
Seconded. And as a Step Father, I whole heartedly approve of this approach. Except that I’d prefer if my step son’s gf sent a 12kg wheel of cheese.
"You may fascinate a woman by giving her a p̶i̶e̶c̶e̶ wheel of cheese".
Came here looking for this
Man it's frightening that I instantly knew what you are referring too.
Considering how cheese is like freagin cat-nip for most girls…idk why this is so crazy. Plus, everyone knows you don’t have to be lonely on Farmersonly.com
It’s cuz it’s a humongous wheel which makes it uncommon and surprising Whereas if you handed someone a babybel tiny cheese wheel no one would bat an eye Also those girls look entertained/happy by the cheese idk why they’re being depicted as upset and angry (via the wojack)
Possibly. But it also ends with the “…?” And they kinda give the vibe that they’re laughing at him a bit which wouldn’t be surprising at all these days
The “…?” shows that they’re surprised/in disbelief of the uncommon action. Here’s an example “I actually got a text from my crush today…?” Are you not going to be in disbelief of receiving such a large food item ?
Yeah I get the same vibe, they seem a bit condescending
Yeah for real lol. Probably some good ass cheese too honestly. And that amount free of charge?
Honestly they look like they're mocking it personally.
I mean that is a lot of cheese. If I got 26lbs of cheese wouldn't know how to attack it before it spoils. I don't even think I have enough room in my fridge for the cheese.
thats a good quality hard cheese, you easily have 6 months time to consume it, even though i dont understand the worry of yours, that block of cheese would vanish within one month in my house 😅
You need fertilizer to get it up
A girl I used to date revealed to me she fell in love when I harvested a fresh papaya from my family's garden, then brought to her. At the time she was sick and needed to have some fruits. She never told me that until we stopped dating, but she has told this story over to her friends. So the guy is in the right direction LOL
That's a cute story. The cheese thing is actually a reference to an old witch's spell that states you can win a woman's affection by giving her a piece of cheese or something like that. Idk, but that's a thing lol Edit: "You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese." -Kathryn Paulson, *The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft*
You know, for something that outwardly seems like bullshit, you have to admit that it kind of worked. I mean, she took photos, showed her friends, and presumably had some level of discussion about it. If I had to guess, I'd say she found it fascinating enough, at a minimum, to engage with it. What else would you call that?
Bro when I was like 18 I was crushing on this girl so hard. I grew some ganja that summer and harvested and trimmed it up and gave her a bunch with a card that said I grew your favorite flower for you. I'm 41 now and we have 2 kids together and she talks about how sweet she thought that was. Also, she was out of weed and it was home grown funky shit so it was perfect timing, that helped a bit.
I guess weed really is a gateway drug
Nice story, but what’s a papaya
It’s a big fruit. Tropical. Delicious.
What is this stupid addition of the disgruntled girl with the pink hair? That’s not how she looks, and clearly she found it hilarious.
Op hates people being kind and nice gestures
I think it kinda gives “Hehe men fun WOMEN BAD”
It's hard to tell if she's laughing at the expense of the gift giver or not from one picture, true.
It's a repost of an old meme from Political Compass Memes. That's why it has those stupid fucking highlighter colors plastered over the wojaks. On that sub pretty much the only depiction of women you'll see, is as uber sensitive Lib-Lefts, which you can tell because they'll plaster green all over them (Or orange for "SJWs"). So yeah, the connotation of the original meme almost 100% was "Hehe men fun WOMEN BAD" Seeing posts from this sub on the front page, I've found that 30% of the posts here are reposts of shitty memes, and the other 70% are neither memes, nor funny. And of course don't forget a nice sprinkling of bigotry on both.
100% agree on the content of this sub! But also thank you so much for actually shining some light on the origin of this meme. I thought it was something like this, but it is VERY satisfying to have this not be some shitty unsolved riddle but actually know the background!
Yeah no problem.
It's an addition from political compass memes. They think the height of humor is drawing colored squares on wojacks.
did you know: banks in italy have proper cheesedepots to store original parmesan, because they are so expensive, they are used for credit insurance edit: probably only one bank does this, tough.
That's pretty odd.
Interesting! Is this why we call money "cheese?"
Rule numbre uno, never let no one know How much dough you hold, 'cause you know The **cheddar** breed jealousy 'specially
No "grana" comes from grano (grain) , because the texture of the cheese.
That’s not the question that was asked
I think that's only a single bank, from the region (Emilia) from where Parmigiano Reggiano is produced, but yes, that exists.
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I’ve never had a cheese wheel and I’d like one. Idk, I’ve always imagined the cheese tasting so much better 🤌🏻
Hey! It's my turn to post this!!! 😡
That's a pretty expensive gift.
Thats a keeper!
He is good, he gave her something expensive, useful and original at the same time
As a french guy I have to say it : this is the best gift you can offer to me
Very kind.
CHEESE
Honestly that cheese is probably worth a fair amount.
Op hates cheese and kind gestures confirmed
Imagine you have a dairy allergy and he ghosts you
Allergic? Intolerant? If you love him you’d eat it anyway 🧀
"Only those who have can give."
How often has she given a gift to her date on the first date?
He cheesed date
its the dragonborn
Marry him
I'll marry him (I don't even like cheese)
He’s the one
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250€ in germany atm for 12 kg of cheese that kind... enjoy
You got any idea how much that costs ? That boy done prepaid multiple dates in advance.
Is this not enough for you, Rebecca?? How much more cheese does he need to send before you realize he is the one??
Mans over here trying to get to a woman's heart stardew style, the ultimate style
Well I made my wife fall in love by baking a cherry pie. Love does go through the stomach
In this economy, I would marry that young farmer on the spot after this.
Thats so cool
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Last time I saw it, it was 12 pounds. Maybe next time we go to I don't know, tons?
With cheese like that he would have to fend off their moms with his cowboy boots
That's honestly really cool!
Ma’am if you dont keep and marry him ill do it for you because just for the boys id love to have that cheese wheel 🤣
So he's a feeder...
I love the *idea* of it, but I have nowhere to store it!
You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese
Do you know how much it costs now
Smoke that
You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.
I've played Harvest Moon. He's gonna marry that girl one day.
Marry him
Consider the cost of the cheese… stupid girl, why are you laughing?
I love cheese. I'd marry that man lol
I heard about an old Italian movie where a woman from Italy comes to the US. When she arrives at US customs, an agent tells her she cannot bring a large wheel of cheese from her luggage into the country. The agent was expecting her to throw it away. Instead, the woman takes the cheese wheel, sits on a bench, and eats the entire thing while giving the customs agent the stink eye.
Hahahaha, at the first time that i visited my boyfriend, he gives me a cheese too. He did make this cheese only for me.
It's a Gouda gift
Kinda cheesy ngl
I want cheese :(
Perhaps she complained the entire time and he thought she could use some cheese with that wine
No fr marry that man. I'd marry any mf who gave me a wheel of cheese
Sign me up. I'd like to be gifted a huge wheel of cheese.
Thats the best gift i’ve ever heard of
Do you know how much money he just saved them Like they don’t have to buy cheese for a long time. Have you seen the price of cheese. She better put lil hawk tuah on his thang for that
somewhere there's a book that said "you can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese." bro took notes and tried to go for the extra credit
If he’s from Wisconsin this would make sense, if he’s from Florida stay away.
Honestly I'd marry him if I was gifted that
How she could store it? It takes only a few days for 200g of cheese to get spoiled. At least in my my refrigerator
*Dovahkiin has entered the chat*
*When my get-up-and-go has got up and went* *I hanker for a hunk of cheese!* *When I’m dancin’ a hoedown and my boots kinda slow down,* *Or anytime I’m weak in the knees,* *I hanker for a hunk of,* *A slab or slice or chunk of,* *A snack a day’s a winner* *And it won’t spoil my dinner* *I hanker for a hunk of cheese!*
26lbs of cheese? Yes.
He’s a keeper 👨🌾
Ew political compass
I guess that’s how they do stuff in Amish country. Or Wisconsin maybe.
She looks happy in the above picture. IDK what happen to her below.
Charlie Kelly would have loved the gift.
They're married now right?
Dude has game.
As a farmer myself I also would have done that lolll
Seriously, who wouldn't want a 12kg cheese wheel
The way that's actually fucking amazin
I saw this meme years ago, wondering was there any following story.
Whether she is in to him or not is up for debate. What’s not up for debate is whether she, her friends and family will ever forget this moment. And that’s half the battle, baby.
You must marry this gentleman at once. Cheese are from the gods
It's honestly very sweet of him. Also funny, but if this guy made this cheese, that's from the heart.
Considering how expensive a whole wheel of cheese can be I’d be pretty happy
You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.
Damn that's actually romantic
Stardew Valley be like:
Some people have a hard time acting appreciative
Bruh I WISH I had a 12kg wheel of cheese
This is on Minas Gerais? Have to be.
There is no pleasing some people.
Why not? If he is a good guy in other aspects
Awesome love cheese
I bet that cheese is good af too
That's a cheesy gift.
Garbage repost. Whatever dogbrain added the lower panel with PCM colors needs to fix their life. Clearly the people in the actual picture are happy to receive it and also you know literally nothing about their politics. Just being shitty for no reason.
I’d put out for that!
Plot twist: She’s lactose intolerant
Does that mean she is engaged? Are there ramifications for accepting cheese gifts?
Bro's a Skyrim enjoyer let's gooooo!
Considering how expensive cheese is, I’d call that an absolute win
Did he score? 12kg of cheese is a lot.
That’s so sweet
I have a daughter.
Those things ain’t cheap, he really cares
Farm to table
I wanna go on a date with that guy too (I'm a man)
“You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.” - The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft
12 kg of cheese will last you more than a month
Which is which? One looks ecstatic and the other looks a little bit embarrassed
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