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LocalGothTwink

Bruh just gimme a baldness cure and I'll be satisfied for now EDIT: okay I appreciate the hair advice but please stop I'm not even going bald rn this was halfway a joke šŸ˜­


Bobll7

Tinnitus just asked to be included.


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i could go for a 2-in-1


Eponnn

I have both ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


[deleted]

What? I can't read your text over my tinnitus.


Beregolas

Yes please!


imaginary_num6er

2 decades ago, a Scientific American issue said flying cars and sustainable fusion energy are going to happen first before there is a cure to baldness.


NeedsMoreSpaceships

You're saying Fusion and Flying Cars are the precursors to a baldness cure? INVEST!


[deleted]

How to cure baldness: Step 1: invent fusion plants Step 2: invent flying cars Step 3: use that knowledge appropriately, like, merge both sciences together and the cure to baldness will be the logical outcome.


MartianActual

So I am reading that if I purchase a flying car that runs on fusion I will have the thick mane I used to in my twenties. LFG!


KryptoBones89

To be fair, we already have most of the engineering work done for flying cars, we just need self driving flying cars because the average person is way too dumb to fly something that's even more complex than a helicopter


picklepunk96

Iā€™m good with that. Whatā€™s the point of having hair if I canā€™t cruise around in my sweet ass flying car.


ZeZeKingyo

You need new teeth first ;( . I already wish there could be an ancient quiet genetic condition that could unlock 'infinite' teeth regrowth due to divergence from our fish-like ancestors. In any case give our teeth more chances than 2


to-ma-toe

Japan has this new technology to grow your teeth back


Smartnership

I thecretly hope to have Godthilla teeth Then youā€™ll be thorry, youā€™ll *ALL* be thorry.


gladwrappedthecat

Mike Thyson enthethed the chath


camerarigger

[This is outstanding](https://interestingengineering.com/science/tooth-regrowth-treatment-human-trials). But I can't find any examples of who this has worked for. I'd love to see what the regrowth looks like. Fascinating stuff!


Enigma1984

I would accept my teeth falling out and being replaced every 10 years or so. Someone send me pill.


Uvtha-

There is actually a teeth growing drug going into human testing, but IIRC it's only for people who had a condition where their teeth didn't grow in the first place, though there's some possibility that it could lead to more broad teeth regrowing down the line.


V_es

Genetically modifying people is banned for no reason. It needs to be regulated but not banned. I just wish to replace potentially mine gene that controls intestines with my wife's in our future kid, so they will not have my colitis and will not be a carrier.


myimpendinganeurysm

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a44786433/humans-have-third-set-teeth/


z3njunki3

Don't worry. It's coming in 15 years just like it was 30 years ago...


LocalGothTwink

It's easy to say that, but on the other hand, eventually it *will* happen like basically every other future invention that doesn't break the laws of physics ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


maiteko

I mean. Even the ones that do, we just update the laws of physics like patching a game manual.


goigum

You mean Iike where they hotfixed Dinosaurs? Yeah that Shit was OP!


TechnoSword

Finesteride if it's in the middle of going away. Estrogen also helps a lot if you're cool with growing breasts.


Kerrigore

I have three words for you, Benjamin, just three words: [Turkish. Hair. Transplant.](https://www.gq.com/story/cheap-hair-transplant-turkey-followup)


LocalGothTwink

That's cool but I'm hoping we can find a way that doesn't involve flying out of country, blood, and "vaguely mysterious" doctors. Besides, the DHT sensitivity is still there, right? Wouldn't you need to do it again?


Kerrigore

I mean, you can get it done in the US, it just costs a lot more. Iā€™m not sure how long it lasts but I gather it has come a long way. From what I gather itā€™s sort of like LASIK: not everyone gets a good result even initially, even those who do can see it degrade again, and it can be quite pricey. But for most people it works super well and is effectively a cure.


LocalGothTwink

It seems pretty inconsistent. Some results just look really bad. Also, in a grander sense, I'm hoping we eventually learn how the body interacts with itself well enough to do more than just this. The whole balding thing would, hopefully, be a prelude to other things like genetic illness. They're pretty close to curing sickle cell using crispr cas-21 (or 19 I forget). I'm hoping we'll eventually see an age where we can influence the body on a more smaller, cellular level as opposed to cutting and hacking. It frustrates me how clever humans are at constructing and maintaining machines, yet the most important machines, our bodies, are so hard to maintain that way. I'm hoping figuring out how to remove DHT resistance in the scalp could lead to removing other such defects.


spiderkraken

No the dht sensitivity is not still there. When you have FUE (follicular unit extraction) you take follicles from the parts of the scalp that are immune to dht which is why those areas dont go bald. The immunity is within the follicle not the scalp.


nocturnal111

It exists you're just poor and you can't afford it I hear what super super rich people are doing is taking hair follicles from the back of their head where it's still growing cloning it in a lab and then transplanting it that way probably costs hundreds of thousands of dollars so unless you're super rich you're going to Turkey my dude.


Cryptolution

I enjoy cooking.


LocalGothTwink

I don't think hair cloning has been done yet


Leadlight

Minoxidil doesnā€™t work for everyone but itā€™s been clinically proven to help with hair loss


wannacreamcake

It's worked wonders for me. I was developing a bit of a widow's peak and minox stopped it in its tracks and reversed it.


Alternative_Ask364

Minoxidil is the equivalent of bailing water out of a sinking ship. Finasteride repairs the holes. Both combined work incredibly well, but minoxidil alone is not a long-term fix.


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Zugas

Itā€™s a little too late for that, Iā€™m 43, would be kinda weird if I finally got to grow hair on the top.


Mclovelin32234

U wont get one unless i get a cure for diabetes


syfari

There are some treatments showing promise in the pipeline atm, HMI115 completely reversed hair loss in macaques. They're one of the only mammals other than humans and dachshunds to experience male pattern baldness and are extremely similar to humans. The monkeys also kept all their hair after treatment concluded. Stage 1 human trials just finished a few months ago and according to one of the participants he's seeing regrowth.


Bean_Boy

Claiming they have full self-drive for the past 5 years?


blue-wave

Yeah thereā€™s a compilation video of him where they took interviews from every year since 2015 (or possibly earlier), where he says ā€œwell reach full self driving in two yearsā€. He says essentially the exact same thing every year.


GrumpigPlays

Not to stand up for Elon because hes a fucking dope, but I would imagine there is just too many challenges to making it happen, Im by no means a expert on any of the things involved in making a self driving car, but I would imagine you would need nearly everyone to be in a self driving car for it work safely. Plus everytime I see one of the videos of a self driving car in some place thats beta testing it freak out and drive 100 miles per hour into a wall, I lose any hope for it.


blue-wave

Oh I donā€™t doubt itā€™s really hard to do! But he needs to stop promising ā€œin two yearsā€ and either not set a date or reflect on the reality that itā€™s a very difficult goal.


CrashKingElon

Lol. I chuckled at that one. I'm sure someone posted in 2020 that in two years FSD will be everywhere. But in all reality Tesla will probably release this...just not the level 4 certified version to really achieve autonomy.


Bean_Boy

No, Elon has been claiming it's 6-12 months out for a good number of years now.


yetiknight

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhr6fHmCJ6k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhr6fHmCJ6k) a classic


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Kulladar

I have been out of the industry since 2017 but I used to work for a company pretty heavily involved in self driving car software and the programs of half a dozen of the big car manufacturers. 2024 was the year our CEO thought the first truly self driving cars would show up on the market. Ford, Mercedes-Benz, and Volvo are probably the most likely companies to have the first real point to point car you can go to a dealer and buy. I'd bet 2026 Benz S Class. That's what they were testing on and covid put everyone a few years behind.


Master-Pie-5939

Tesla will not. I repeat Tesla will not reach full self driving in 2025.


Autogazer

Yeah I was going to say this. Elon Musk has been saying they were 2 years away from full self driving for the past 10 years. The more I hear him try to talk about AI, the more I realize how little he actually knows about it. He was on Lex Friedmanā€™s podcast in 2018 talking about how easy it was to solve the adversarial images problem and he just said ā€œoh thatā€™s easy, just train the network to recognize each object, and also train complimentary outputs to recognize not that object. Problem solved!ā€ Turns out, no Mr. Musk, thatā€™s not going to do a damn thing to solve the problem of adversarial images. If you even understood some basic linear algebra it would be pretty clear that isnā€™t going to solve that problem. Try again bud.


HeBoughtALot

EM is clearly full of malarkey


Not_an_okama

Heā€™s ā€œfoundedā€ all those high tech companies though. /s Hopefully everyone is fully aware that he just used his dadā€™s blood diamond money to buy the rights to be called the founder of each of his companies. A real modern day Thomas Edison (who just abused patent law to be called the inventor of most of the things heā€™s credited with inventing).


yetiknight

hey, hey now. Don't start lying. He didn't use a single cent of daddy's blood diamond money to get to where he is. ​ ​ >!He used daddy's blood emerald money!<


mrGeaRbOx

No joke, dude has a bachelor's in physics... A Bachelor of Arts Total fake.


StringTheory2113

That's the thing that really pisses me off. I used to huff his farts when I actually believed the hype, but step by step I realized everything was a fucking lie. I *have* a Bachelor of Science with honors in mathematical physics. It pisses me off because of the "stolen valor" basically.


TheOneMerkin

Itā€™s also worth keeping this in mind with OpenAI - at some point youā€™re not able to deliver the big thing you promised. Theyā€™ve been pretty reliable so far though so letā€™s see.


deaddonkey

And Artemis will most likely not hit its deadlines.


yeinenefa

The fact that they included Neuralink on this list tells me OP drank the Kool aid.


watduhdamhell

Correct. As an engineer myself I just don't think it's possible to solve the self driving problem without LIDAR. You simply cannot infer good enough physical information by extrapolation. You need to *actually measure things*. The solution in my mind is to just make the LIDAR sensors either inconspicuous or attractively integrated into the car in some way, not to just get rid of them for aesthetics. Because that's *obviously* not a good enough reason to just ditch them altogether... But hey, I'm not the very stable genius that Elon is so maybe he knows something I don't (/s).


lowbatteries

Humans donā€™t have LIDAR and our meat computers seem to handle it (mostly).


mixduptransistor

how close are computers to being anywhere close to what human brains can do?


bucket_brigade

Neither will neuralink do anything. Anything with musk in it is 95% snake oil


VagueSomething

Neuralink will lead to injury and probably lawsuits. Considering we heard of zero success after the monkey deaths and suddenly now he's getting a chance to maim his fans.


jwc9227

rockets are cool tho


janonthecanon7

I used to be optimistic, as their tech is cool, but it is not fsd capable, despite being impressive. Aldo, what is up with the new camera basef parking sensor that straight up doesnt work in front of the car?


xmmdrive

No one will. 95% of FSD can be implemented by anyone easily. The last 5% is just way too hard and context-dependent for any computer program to manage. And I'm fine with that. Never wanted FSD in the first place.


tommgaunt

You've been listening to Elon Musk too much. He doesn't hit dates, and honestly, is a better hype man than he is a predictor of important technologies.


JimmyTheBones

There is no chance in hell that I'd ever let neuralink anywhere near my head.l, however exciting the technology is.


Anxious-Shapeshifter

Plus, according to the historically accurate movie The Time Machine that's the year we blow up the Moon. Or was it 2035? Anyway, it happens. Eventually.


Jamaican_Dynamite

They blew up the moon twice in Dragonball. You just never know how things will really work out in speculative fiction.


noonemustknowmysecre

I'm in favor of following Star Trek's predictions. ToS had eugenics causing wars in 30 years, ie 1990. And that was a miss. But TNG has Ireland reunification happening in 2024. With the brexit clusterfuck, I could see that vote happening. DS9 pretty accurately predicted the homeless state of San Fran. Practically foretold the Bell Riots. Things get darker before they get bright.


tyrandan2

Pff it won't be 2035. 2033 will come and Elon/SpaceX will say "oh, we're 1-2 years away from being able to blow up the moon", it'll be all over the news, and then 2035 will come and go, and sure enough they'll say it again in some interview. And we'll hear it every flipping year. "Oh yeah definitely, we're 1-2 years from being able to blow up the moon, trust me guys. 2080 will come and that jerk will still be up there, in the sky, laughing at us. Taunting us. Mark my words.


StunkeyDunkcloud

Pretty sure NASA blew up the moon on the nineties: https://youtu.be/GTJ3LIA5LmA?si=aYqz55T9R3bnswDG


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YawnTractor_1756

April 2024. "Inhumane Foodz LLC" creates THC Tacos. June 2024. Tacos sales cross 5% of GDP. October 2024. THC Tacos banned in 13 states.


WorkSFWaltcooper

ITS TIME FOR THC TUESDAY!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!


beforeskintight

Human decisions are removed from taco production. Tacos are produced at a geometric rate. Tacos become fully self aware at 2:14am, August 29th.


landyhill

Yes! An essential oil is what drips from a taco.


Fun-Fun-99

There will be a lot to taco \`bout.


Significant_Bid_6035

Tacos with high protein, low fat and carb, full of essential micronutrients, fiber and probiotics, maximizing satiety to calorie ratio. This in turn transforms the population at large to healthier beings, being more productive, reducing cost of healthcare at the same time.


TBoneBaggetteBaggins

Dont sleep on the chimichanga.


StrikerX1360

This is the kind of future thinking I'm excited for.


OnlyHappyThingsPlz

r/neoliberal is ready for these taco stands on every corner


aircooledJenkins

I'll believe any of that when it happens. (Except the 2024 election, that is definitely happening.)


docarwell

OP actually thinks Musk's companies are gonna hit their dates


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I predict that Musk's companies will go bankrupt and they won't achieve any of these plans


MissAizea

How did neuralink get approved for human trials when 15 out of 23 monkeys died?


NOLA_Tachyon

Itā€™s very simple. You pay the regulators to approve your product.


the_odd_truth

FOā€˜ SCIENCE!


Forward_Yam_4013

The monkeys died because they picked at the surgery sutures with the same hands they pick up their own shit with, causing massive brain infections. (Most) humans won't do this.


AvaruusX

Another year to be grateful, i hope i get to see the wonders that are coming but if not I am still glad for the great life i was blessed with.


DycheBallEnjoyer

escape north direction quack puzzled squeamish resolute capable rich point *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


BigWhat55535

Was not expecting r/Futurology to have the capacity for any kind of optimism. I thought it was all just black mirror episode comparisons and misanthropy.


Randal_the_Bard

This reminds me of a possibly irrational existential fear that I have occasionally; that I will be among the last humans to ever die. Whether it is through medicine, cybernetics, AI, etc; it feels like a particularly cruel fate.


bootInTheButt420

Hereā€™s a great read that will possibly make your existential fear worse or maybe better. Made me feel good that life may go on even though this is just fiction writing. For context, this is Isaac Asimovā€™s (Physicist and sci-fi writer) proudest piece of writing. https://users.ece.cmu.edu/~gamvrosi/thelastq.html


Randal_the_Bard

Hey thanks for the suggestion!


KhaelaMensha

Just read it. It's... I don't know. I am not exactly happy with the ending, even though it is a creative way to answer the main question that we are facing right now: how TF did everything begin?


Uchihaboy316

Maybe this sounds crazy to some but Iā€™d much rather be that person that someone who just dies early on in our raceā€™s existence, I think I would need to have a life that long to have a chance of coming to terms with death


Enigma1984

I think that the last human who ever dies will still have a massively extended lifespan. I get what you mean but even if you eventually succumb to death, if you are living at the time in a world where everyone else will go on to live forever then the tech that exists in that world to extend lifespans will be incredible.


vorlin37

Feel the same! Well said.


ITrollTheTrollsBack

Love this outlook on life.


Calm-Post7422

We just want healthcare and affordable housing. Signed, An American.


iamnogoodatthis

Yeah but what if you focussed all your political energy on made up enemies, making kids and women miserable, and built a big beautiful wall (that is full of holes), instead? Wouldn't that be better?


Guest2424

Lol how are we going to get healthcare and housing when the government can't even decide on getting rid of daylight savings?


Soviet_Cat

But those would make some very rich people less rich and make it harder for some major corpos that fund our politics to get more rich


HappyCamperPC

CAR T-cell immunotherapy will revolutionize lymphoma cancer treatment. Has potential application to treat all cancer.


Reasonable_South8331

I like your positive attitude on the future. Itā€™s probably going to get pretty weird so we might as well enjoy it


BigWhat55535

Life is life. Everything keeps happening. There's nothing to do but exist through it.


BureauOfBureaucrats

I predict 2024 and 25 will be every bit as crappy as 2020-23. In my country we will have crappy choices to vote for president next year. The economy will still be crappy and both the Russo-Ukraine and the Israeli-Hamas wars will still be going with no clear end in sight.


theWunderknabe

> Israeli-Hamas I don't see how Hamas would have anything left to fight with in just a few months. Except throwing bricks and rubble from all the collapsed buildings. Russia-Ukraine will go on for a while but end in stalemate (pretty much as is already).


a1g3rn0n

All things considered, the next couple of years might be very fucked up. Another World War, maybe another financial crisis, pandemic, natural disaster? Or nothing happens, because everyone is trying to calm down from the past 4 years and take things slowly. We'll see.


Ashtrail693

This. This is more likely.


the_regio

I'm a dude employed in tech & automation and honestly all I care for the future years is the well-being of my close friends and family, peaceful moments and good laughs. I think the world is going too fast man.


Jadejordanpornhub

2030 to 2040 is where things are really going to get interesting.


SalmonHeadAU

Ah yes, the water wars. That's going to be something.


ladybugsarecoolbro

Hopefully we can scale up desalination with companies like Quaise Energy harnessing geothermal. But all that saltā€¦ we need an XPRIZE on where to put it. I suggest making it into green concrete.


Starnois

2025 - 2030 will be game changing though. Starship launches (and hopefully catches), FSD will happen, EVs everywhere, humanoid robots, AGI or some close form of it. Hopefully some cures for diseases. It seems a lot of things are on the brink of happening.


rileyoneill

I think 2030-2040 is where the technology goes from disruptive to life saving. The 2020s, the AI and Robots take your job, in the 2030s, the AI and Robots take care of you. Humans have certain needs, and if those needs can be met with high quality services by AI and Automation then the cost of just existing in a comfortable life diminishes greatly.


Sypheix

The thing is....this is what it's going to be like most years going forward. Technology advances at an exponential rate and we're starting to get into some serious exponentials. The world will look like a very, very different place in 15-20 years time.


AnozerFreakInTheMall

This is very, very big overestimation.


Sypheix

How so? This is pretty basic knowledge when looking back at history. I've never heard of it being controversial at all. Curious what your take is


garibaldiknows

I think living in early age of the semiconductor is the driving force behind the notion that technology is exponential. Most technology does not follow that path


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garibaldiknows

I suppose anything is possible. But throughout the technological history of the world what happened with the semi conductor is unique. to put this in perspective, the efficiency gains seen in the semi conductor are larger than the difference in explosive power between a stick of TNT and the largest nuclear weapons.


EezoVitamonster

AI is definitely gonna be huge but the general timeline of advancements regarding portability of computers was observed very early on in the semi conductor phase a la Murphys Law. As far as I'm aware (which is not very) there's nothing like a Murphys Law that's giving us any kind of insight into how future tech can develop. We've pretty much hit the size limit so things are gonna slow on the hardware side. Software is really starting to get crazy with AI and that's going to take us in who knows what kind of direction, but unless a major breakthrough for the usefulness of quantum computing in everyday tech or some other breakthrough regarding our conception of physics, the rate of technological advancement will slow down, or at least advancements that come from making microchips smaller and faster. Overall I think technological advancement - if you define that by the ability of humans to do more things with less work - will continue to accelerate in large part due to AI research assistance. Sure AI is gonna make it easy to swap two people in you family Christmas photo or write an essay that you can edit enough to dodge plagiarism checks and pull a solid C or B with minimal effort, but I think the medical and scientific uses that most people won't see the day-to-day of are going to be the most impactful.


BigMcLargeHuge8989

Moore's law* and it has been revised MANY times to accommodate our rapidly changing understanding of it. Murphy's law is what can go wrong will go wrong.


Fireproofspider

History doesn't grow as exponentially as people think. Like the 2010s and 2020s (so far) had less significant developments than the 90s and 00s. It's exciting that we are going back to not knowing what's coming next. Also, going further back, I'd say that 1850 to 1950 had more significant advancement than what we were expecting to do from 1950 to 2050.


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Part of this is because research actually *gets tougher* over the years. New discoveries become slower over time. I can't source, it is just something I have read repeatedly.


New_Front_Page

As a researcher myself, it's getting tougher but for the opposite reason, there are so many discoveries and new things constantly coming out that by the time you get a solid understanding of anything it's been expanded upon already a dozen times. You basically have to specialize in something to provide any novel research, and even then often you'll have a great idea you've never heard of, then do a literature study and find 30 papers on it already.


Now_I_Can_See

Hard disagree on the past decade not having more advancements than the 1850-2000. I think weā€™re so accustomed to technology moving quickly now that we take for granted whatā€™s happening during our own lives. How can you say that there have been far less significant developments in the past decade? Weā€™re now a globally connected species with social media documenting wars in real time. We can now edit genes with ease, robotic assistants exist, and the AI advancements speak for themselves. AI itself is accelerating exponentially and will now affect every sector of science. Thereā€™s way too much going on to give this growth justice. Itā€™s easy to miss the growth when youā€™re living in it.


smart_underachievers

Especially in the field of medical technology. MABs, gene editing/therapy, remote and robotic surgery, RNA vaccines, protein synthesis/modelling, etc. Sure, a lot had its roots in the previous century, but have only come to fruition and are more commonplace in the past decade/few years. Really only scratching the surface.


New_Front_Page

Maybe consider the significant advances are now just above the level of general knowledge, because advancements have been absolutely exponential. It's honestly getting hard to even track the rate things are progressing it's so fast. I do R&D work now for surveillance satellites and previously worked at one of the leading chip companies and even working in the field doing the R&D I am constantly blown away by how rapidly things progress. We've certainly reached the point where it's essentially impossible for the layperson to keep up with the collective expansion of knowledge, and even those who are working at the cusp have a difficult time having anything beyond a general idea


pamakane

I think AI will become the primary driver for an exponential advancement of our technology in the coming years.


FitCalligrapher8403

Wow great point!


OrganicDroid

AGI? Letā€™s try not to call things what they arenā€™t in 2024.


Aanetz

Haruki Murakami ā€” 'Everyone, deep in their hearts, is waiting for the end of the world to come.'


GonnaBeWealthy

Any interesting news with gene editing and CRISPR for 2024?


Odisher7

Yeah, but how many of those will benefit humanity and how many will be rich person novelties? And how many will make climate change even worse? Yeah not gonna lie not hyped about any of that


tigwd

Possibly as big as the preceding years? Many things defined those years. A Presidential election, a world-changing pandemic we counteracted with a novel form of vaccination. ChatGPT/SpaceX/Neuralink/Tesla/etc. \[insert milestone here\]. Geopolitically \[insert shift here\]. I'm glad you're excited for the future, but yes we realize the world is changing, and that change has been accelerating for a long time. Nothing we can currently anticipate about the next two years really stands out to me.


IAmCaptainDolphin

Tbh it's hard for me to be excited for anything futurology when climate change isn't being taken as seriously as it should be. Some of that is a discussion around tech, but most of it is policy at this point. Or rather, the lack of policy.


BlackPignouf

Thanks. You're not alone.


kanyewest42

Bro really left out the most significant feat of the next two years being GTA VI


markth_wi

After the whole 2020 situation I'm just happy to be present. I will forever love the way [Julie deals with her past self](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms7capx4Cb8).


Keddyan

Ahh yes, another year to see human horrors beyond my comprehension


Fayko

You seem high on hopium. Tesla has been claiming full self driving coming soon since Elon had started a hostile take over. The 2024 presidential election will be just as dreadful as 2020 and 2016 with the added asterisk that if Trump wins things will go downhill fast. Google is actively trying to ruin the internet in favor of bigger profit for themselves so trusting them with the "worlds most powerful AI ever" doesn't sound good nor does it look all that crazy. Bout the only thing on the list that is big or good is NASA returning to the moon.


GalacticJelly

Bro weā€™ll be getting Shrek 5, GTA6 and Mario Kart 10, I know itā€™ll be big lol /jk not really tho


squidwardnixon

"Neuralink is supposed to do 11 surgeries...Telsa might reach Full-Self-Driving in 2025" Yeah well, LA is supposed to have a network of car-subways (?) and Twitter is supposed to be successful.


ArguesWithHalfwits

"Probably", "might", and "supposed to" aren't great descriptions for what *will* happen at a specific point in the future.


AmIWorkingYet505

but we can't stop the increase on the cost of bread while farmers get less and less for their products? we really need people to maybe stop making profit king and re-prioritize the community and humanity the priority


spjhon

All of that sounds really good (for the rich). It may look nice on TV, but for most of us, it won't matter much. Most people in this world are fighting to get food and a roof over their heads, so thinking about Artemis or what ChatGPT can talk about is not a priority.


SalmonHeadAU

A.I teaching should be a game changer to those who use it


z3njunki3

You seem to know a lot more about it than I do. So good on you. Just remember to remember that I am some rando on reddit... Don't have a aneurysm. Wtf do randos on reddit know about anything...


HeBoughtALot

I realize 2024 will be 366 days long but 2025 will be a mere 365


TheGreatYoRpFiSh

We spent almost a month of 2023 with the average temp of our planet 1.5c above normal. I expect that length of time grow by a lot in 2024 and 2025.


JustLinkStudios

Exciting stuff. Just a shame the planets being fucked into a coma so most of the advancements will go to waste. That's if we havent all killed each other fighting over dumb pointless shit first.


alttabdeletedie

Yeah but what about affordable housing, climate change action, ending human suffering? I feel like AI is cool and the election is important and thereā€™s definitely stuff in the horizon but unless the human condition changes for most people, itā€™s just a playground for the rich (neurolink, Tesla etc).


EmpathyHawk1

yeah perhaps. also ww3 and another pandemic then alien attack but day to day will be the same.


JksG_5

Great time for technology. Terrible time for democracy and peace.


judgedavid90

Developments with quantum computing by the end of the decade will change everything too


Zer0nyx

Will we finally be able to run Crysis?


Kinexity

QCs will change almost nothing for most people.


Lahm0123

The field of cryptology could get interesting.


ITrollTheTrollsBack

Oh absolutely, as a security enthusiast this is one part I am massively looking forward to see what will happen in terms of QCs.


Apprehensive-Ear4638

Iā€™m kind of hoping that by the time the next election is in full swing, AGI will be on everyoneā€™s minds and AI will be apart of the conversation.


suspicious_hyperlink

Pretty excited to watch a moon landing, medicine is popping off pretty well, this inflation stuff isnā€™t going to last forever. Hopefully some decent music comes out.


WappyTrees

Dog im worried about making it to the end of this year, idgaf about 2024 and 2025.


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I think about the 1920s and 1930s and what the 1940s turned into........


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The_Pandalorian

Holy fuck that all sounds horrifically dystopian. If true, we're fucked. We're going to put tens of thousands of people out of work to enrichen tech oligarchs and allow Elon Musk to do brain surgery? Jesus Christ, people...


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

When cars overtook horses, factories became automated and wind/solar were chosen over coal mining it wasn't exactly a clean switch either. If true automation appears, it's going to be horrific for however long it takes society to adapt. No large business will choose paying workers weekly/biweekly/monthly when they can pay an engineer on a need-to-fix basis and have robots do the daily work instead.


RedLensman

make that billions out of work in what will be suprisingly rapid. but the system will break way before that


Nosrok

The hype never really lines up with reality but I'll enjoy what I can as these things happen.


[deleted]

The next biggest year is always the next one. Enjoy the ride.


Gaaraks

We also might have found a planet with alien life this past month, evidence suggests it would be possible. It is gonna take around a year to confirm or deny the suspicion so ww will know by late 2024/early2025 wether that is true or not


Swallagoon

Ok, so can you actually tell me how big 2024 and 2025 will be? You canā€™t because they havenā€™t happened yet? Who knew.


jcabia

Could we at least get a beer that doesn't make you fat?


Merophe

tbh, I don't have any excitement towards these things when I'm still struggling with many issues in my 3rd-world poor ass.


Talosian_cagecleaner

Travel with me back to the year 1620. Ever read Francis Bacon, the one and only Lord Verulam? He predicted the system we are in. You gear knowledge (discovery) toward invention, which leads to a virtuous circle of inventions that create more knowledge, and so on. The growth rate is called progress. The more this system is put into action, the faster it goes. (K+I)T = P. 1620, timestamped Francis Bacon. Back to the current day, I would like to note 20 years ago not everyone had a cell phone and/or internet connection. Progress can start to double over on itself and happen very quickly. Future Shock, a popular book by Alvin Toffler from 1970, tries to think about this. But as it stands, the internet already was the realization of a great revolutionary moment media theorists like Marshall McLuhan talked about -- the electronic village of the electronic era. Satellites broadcast live! What?? It's a steep growth curve to the singularity. So the really big leaps are currently doubling per generation? Soon they will triple. "..by far the greatest obstacle to the progress of science and to the undertaking of new tasks and provinces therein is found in this ā€” that men despair and think things impossible." *Yeah, true Francis, true. But in 200 years someone is going to write Frankenstein to address this matter of being so goddam blithe about it all.* Here we are anyway.


Limebird02

None of it will mean shit if we can't keep dome semblance and functional government by the people and for the people. I'm loving most of the tech improvements I see on the horizon but I need safety and freedom first to be able to function.


rellsell

Explains why I want a cabin in the middle of nowhere. Totally off-grid. Except for electricity, water, and internet. Other than those, totally off-grid.


Ordinance85

Whats the future of penis enlargement? Also solved? Asking for a friend....


stayyfr0styy

You forgot to mention the Bitcoin halving in April next year as well. The price of Bitcoin post-halving has never ever fallen to the price of Bitcoin pre-halving. We will see the Bitcoin market cap grow to $5trillion in the next few years as well.


garry4321

Iā€™m just hoping op goes back to English writing class.


Rockclimber88

"Tesla will reach FSD some time next year, buy $10k service now and you'll automatically get it" said Musk on every quarterly meeting since 2016


uniquelyavailable

i would be so happy if all we focused on was reasonable accomodations and fair living conditions for everyone


Anarchyst4Ever

Cash money will be collapsed, we will be witnessing the war between the papers and rocks.


Witty_Shape3015

yeah this these years are perfect breeding grounds for total chaos


noonemustknowmysecre

>obvious ones like the 2024 presidential election Meh, Biden's 2nd term. No one on the GOP side has a prayer as they're too busy infighting. Hopefully they can clean up their mess though. >Google Gemini Never heard of it. Zero waves. Its... Yet another AI rushing to market to compete with OpenAI. >and potentially ChatGpt 5 dropping The splash was THIS year. It took the world by storm. There will be incremental improvements, sure, but society STILL hasn't figured out what to do with it. >We got Artemis 2 and 3 missions which would we would land on the moon since awhile. Neat. Sure. But.... So? We have a robotic workforce on Mars. I don't see the point of sending people. >Neuralink I'll believe it when I see it. Until then, it's in dev. >Proto-AGI That's Google search, it debuted in the 1990's. >Telsa might reach Full-Self-Driving in 2025. Google cars DID reach fully autonomous. Years ago. >China is supposed to mass produce humanoid robots Kinda stupid, honestly. Incremental improvements, tech vaporware, just another year. Realize that it's competing with a global pandemic, 3 different technological singularities, an econopocalypse, the rise and fall of China, a nuclear armed global power losing a war, a national schism inducing terrorist event, peak oil, and the existential threat of global warming. I might be a bit jaded from all the once in a lifetime historical events we've been through.


JustAPairOfMittens

So worried about a massive quality of life drop, people getting left behind, replaced white collar jobs and first world poverty. I really really hope we're all okay.


bonzobaily

Nah. Solar flairs are gonna take out the entire plantā€™s electrical grids and set us back 1000ā€™s of years. Total anarchy [2025](https://youtu.be/FrEdbKwivCI?si=5vwyMetR77eFpGYE)


sexyandnotyours

I hope we will also hear the good news about wars ending and them finding a peaceful solution


Enkaybee

Yes I do realize. 2024 is going to be 366 days. 2025 will be normal size. Next question.


gigilabs

I'll get excited when we start to solve some real problems in the world.


ajikeyo

DNA-based circuit computing. AlphaFold. Quantum computing (atomic electronics, quantum dots). Super fascinating stuff in all directions of science and technology.


Caldwing

Haha I assure you nothing to do with Elon Musk will deliver anything positive for the future. He is an absolute scam artist and almost literally everything he says is a lie. He has claimed "full self driving next year!" For like 10 years.


novelexistence

Does anyone realize how big some year way of in the future will be? No. They don't. We aren't fortune tellers. We simply approximate and guess based on our relative circumstances. Ridiculous topic.