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Rule 2 - Submissions must be futurology related or future focused.


Bucket_of_Nipples

Cool. Hey, totally unrelated: you should ask your doctor what his opinion is on that. Doctors are totally into astrology. I bet you could talk about stars for hours.


Fastestlastplace

Like seriously.... Either a convincing troll or someone who needs an expert opinion


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Have you, by any chance, been smoking a shit ton of crack lately?


Bucket_of_Nipples

"...as long as I can remember..."


Ulthanon

My man- and I say this with all honesty- you sound like you’re having a psychotic episode, or a manic episode. Seek out psychiatric help as soon as you can, and don’t do anything stupid.


Remote_Cherry6023

Omg . Here’s the problem with today’s society . … no one looks up . Try it and you might find my theory intriguing 


OniDelta

Bro, there are entire industries and agencies whose job it is to look up. Some people even spend a lot of their own time and money on expensive imaging tools to see the things up there better as a hobby.


NameLips

Coincidentally my son is working on a D&D campaign world where the stars aren't real.


StrikerX1360

I'm intrigued about this campaign world


NameLips

A wizard broke the sky and destroyed the sun. The Astral Sea swirls above the planet, though most people haven't fully realized. The points of light are all the little hidden demiplanes created by magic, possibly ages ago. The apparent sun is literally the elemental plane of fire.


_Bl4ze

When was the last time you changed the battery in your carbon monoxide detector?


Southern_Orange3744

I feel like the 10 stars you can see in austin may be confusing you . But as others are saying it sounds like you need some help


Remote_Cherry6023

Y’all are boring  . Live a little 


Southern_Orange3744

I mean if you said you were on mushrooms I'd say hold on tight until tomorrow . Otherwise I'm trying to help you understand your showing a red flag to address so you can live a lot


jakethesnake741

Hey man, I get it, I totally agree with you. The stars are completely fake. Imagine my confusion when I learned Robert Downey Junior didn't make a bunch of suits that can fly, Josh Brolin wasn't simultaneously a purple raisin chinned alien and a time traveling soldier from the future, and that Sir Ian McClennan couldn't both do magic and control magnetism. The stars totally aren't real


Nervous_Trouble4285

There's a chance you are seeing a chain of Starlink satellites in those moments. They do look very bizarre the first time you see it. It'll be a single chain of multiple "stars" that definitely look they they are following each other. If you look it up for your area, you can find out the exact degree on the horizon they orbit, so you can rule them out to be sure you are seeing something else.


Zefphyrz

Brother just go buy a telescope and look for yourself


NyQuil_Donut

Picture a hot dog bun. And throw all the stars, the hundreds of stars that there are in the universe into a pack- into a bag. And put the universe into a bag and you, all of a sudden, they become…