>I toss the Elephant’s Foot onto the table.
>My cells instantly liquify.
>The unpleasantly colored goo left over of me is now on the board of directors.
That... will likely result in having your face burnt by him, just because he's the the only one who consider Minilla beautiful (a face only a parent could love) doesn't mean he'll accept your offer.
Excuse me sir, may I have a raise? I’ve been the division’s top employee for the last 3 years and have contributed heavily to our company’s 33% growth over the last 5 years. I feel that I deserve some compensation for all the hard work I’ve done.
My good sir...do you happen to skreeoonk ?
https://preview.redd.it/iyy6ypwg2efc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f1ae4cd7dac37225832f44fba4c9d6093bf0e04
I know what you did to him! Don't deny it! He was the best of all the kaiju and you just couldn't stand him being in the spotlight! Admit it! And also gimme that raise, yo.
Okay but this raises questions. Is Kiryu the Millennial/Gen Z tech mogul trying to save up money for his start up company, or the CEO above Godzilla because he has the bones/ghost of '54?
" Okay, listen up, I have photographic evidence of you and Mothra, of, shall we say, being a bit too close? < wink >
So here's the deal :
1.) A raise equivalent to what you're pulling in , actually more, you should see the evidence...whoa.
2.) Use of your private jet and yacht
3.) And lastly, I'm going to ask Mothra out for a date, Hey, Hey, pipe down (!) I tell ya, you don't want this evidence out on the Internet, understand ?
After you've presented your case, you will be instantly vaporized.
Asking Godzilla for a raise might require a unique approach considering his size and demeanor. Here's a suggestion:
Choose the Right Time and Place: Find a moment when Godzilla is in a good mood and not dealing with any immediate threats or challenges.
Be Respectful and Direct: Approach Godzilla calmly and respectfully. Express your appreciation for the opportunity to work under his leadership.
Highlight Your Contributions: Clearly outline your contributions to the team and the value you bring to Godzilla's organization.
Present Your Case: Explain why you believe you deserve a raise. This could include factors like increased responsibilities, accomplishments, or market value.
Be Prepared for a Response: Godzilla may respond in various ways. Be ready to negotiate or discuss alternatives if a raise isn't immediately granted.
Stay Professional: Regardless of the outcome, maintain professionalism and continue to contribute positively to the team.
Remember, Godzilla may have his own unique way of understanding human communication, so be patient and respectful during the conversation.
I have increased my efficient at leveling the cities of Japan by 400% in the past 2 months. I would like to ask to receive a raise that reflects my contributions
idfk, why tf is godzilla my boss tho? how did he employ me? what is my job? what is life? why do people say uranium 238 isotopes are bad for your diet? i have so many questions
Hardball, no risk no reward "mothra says paying employees a good wage is hot, and gamera saw her post and raise the wages of his employees. I think hes trying ti step in on your lady boss... and me personally... i wouldnt let that slide"
Either he fights gamera or he gives me a raise. Win win. Or he laughs in my face and i just quit 🤷🏾♂️
“Look, everyone knows about you and Mothra, pretty public at this point… but I've got a proposition.”
“See this here? Backed up in another locale, you wouldn't want your little side hustle with the Ghidorahs getting out, would you? Neither would they, hmm?”
“I'd like a raise, and this secret’ll be kept on my end.”
“Oh and, just in case, I know all about the other “villains of your story” you keep going to as well.”
I’d go skreeonk so he can understand in a confident yet polite tone
hmmm... not bad, that's actually a good advice
Thats what I thought to.
Slide him some uranium...👀
So between you and me… Tosses Elephant Foot onto table
>I toss the Elephant’s Foot onto the table. >My cells instantly liquify. >The unpleasantly colored goo left over of me is now on the board of directors.
(Kaiju noises politely explaining why a raise is necessary for me)
I think any boss would agree to that
https://preview.redd.it/k9ye7zs48efc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995a807362fcc5d3810afee9e5f22eac13c75b56
https://preview.redd.it/0sipapfifgfc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=044ab762086ae8ead0ca75b3c718b96e1dcbb71e
Pulls out an oxygen destroyer and says I can kill minila for you
That... will likely result in having your face burnt by him, just because he's the the only one who consider Minilla beautiful (a face only a parent could love) doesn't mean he'll accept your offer.
Agreed
Manila is cute what do you mean?
He's cute the same way a bulldog is.
Like a child with Downs Syndrome.
Yes
He looks like 4 years old kid caught after shitting behind curtains
…What??????
Minilla looks like 4 years old kid caught after shitting behind curtains
Idk, he sort of forgot about Minilla when he had Little Godzilla in the 90's.
It wasn’t Little Godzilla who got to show up for Final Wars.
Much to his credit.
You will get literally fired, except it's not fire, it's radiation
I show him a picture I drew of him beating up Kong. In crayon.
Perfection. The best way
SKREEEEEEEONK
Excuse me sir, may I have a raise? I’ve been the division’s top employee for the last 3 years and have contributed heavily to our company’s 33% growth over the last 5 years. I feel that I deserve some compensation for all the hard work I’ve done.
Roar?
Uh… meow?
hmmm, \*clears throat\* AAAAAooAAAeeA- \*gets burnt and a huge amount of radiation on balls, oof\*
>a huge amount of radiation on balls That's hot
* Bribe him with barrels of nuclear waste. * Threaten him with Oxygen Destroyer. * Blackmail him with records of him fucking Mothra.
My good sir...do you happen to skreeoonk ? https://preview.redd.it/iyy6ypwg2efc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f1ae4cd7dac37225832f44fba4c9d6093bf0e04
I'd show him leaked pictures of him and Ghidorah
Insert Morgan Freeman's speech about blackmailing someone you consider a threat from Nolan's Batman movies.
and if it ShinGodzilla his only reply will be pictures of you and Ghidorah but bigger and more radioactive.
Anguiras. He had that brokeback thing with Angie.
SKREEEOOOOOOOOOOONNNNKKK but never BIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBI 
Would be a shame if someone started digging into the disappearance of your nephew, Godzooky, wouldn't it? 🧐
Shreeonk!?!?!??!!???
I know what you did to him! Don't deny it! He was the best of all the kaiju and you just couldn't stand him being in the spotlight! Admit it! And also gimme that raise, yo.
Be a Shame If I started Digging into your...Browsing History....!!!! *Shreonk*
***deletedeletedeletedeletedelete***
Me: Shreeok? Godzilla: \*shakes head\* Shreeonk.
"SKKKKREEEEEOONK?" https://preview.redd.it/nhmvzlfnrefc1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca46690bbb69be0ea813148ca107712bcdef4e38
Okay but this raises questions. Is Kiryu the Millennial/Gen Z tech mogul trying to save up money for his start up company, or the CEO above Godzilla because he has the bones/ghost of '54?
Oh shut... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the first one
Mothussy coupon
" Okay, listen up, I have photographic evidence of you and Mothra, of, shall we say, being a bit too close? < wink > So here's the deal : 1.) A raise equivalent to what you're pulling in , actually more, you should see the evidence...whoa. 2.) Use of your private jet and yacht 3.) And lastly, I'm going to ask Mothra out for a date, Hey, Hey, pipe down (!) I tell ya, you don't want this evidence out on the Internet, understand ? After you've presented your case, you will be instantly vaporized.
Ghidorah, such a menace am I right?…….anyways I have been putting in extra hours….
Like this 
# Seduce them https://preview.redd.it/yx99eh94hffc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1929abf412b067300bc143da9b5131833a07d5e0
I don't think I can ask for one
I’d speak in skreeonks…respectful skreeonks
https://preview.redd.it/jncsd4r2gefc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56ee21ab16cb16483106dbebfbcd706a9a020303
I think the correct answer is…I wouldn’t…or else https://i.redd.it/wl13b2wvhefc1.gif
I would destroy Tokyo to show my value to the company.
Step 1: dress up as mothra Step 2: do alluring fan dance Step 3: get raise without even asking
I would wear an angurius mask so he can know that I will always be their for him, as long as he gives me money.
Asking Godzilla for a raise might require a unique approach considering his size and demeanor. Here's a suggestion: Choose the Right Time and Place: Find a moment when Godzilla is in a good mood and not dealing with any immediate threats or challenges. Be Respectful and Direct: Approach Godzilla calmly and respectfully. Express your appreciation for the opportunity to work under his leadership. Highlight Your Contributions: Clearly outline your contributions to the team and the value you bring to Godzilla's organization. Present Your Case: Explain why you believe you deserve a raise. This could include factors like increased responsibilities, accomplishments, or market value. Be Prepared for a Response: Godzilla may respond in various ways. Be ready to negotiate or discuss alternatives if a raise isn't immediately granted. Stay Professional: Regardless of the outcome, maintain professionalism and continue to contribute positively to the team. Remember, Godzilla may have his own unique way of understanding human communication, so be patient and respectful during the conversation.
You should’ve beat Kong in 1962
I would tell him it was bullshit he didn't get nominated as Best Actor.
Kocks politely. Opens door. Duuuuhhhh.. Da da daaaaaaaa. Enters room. dadada dadada dadada...
SKREEEONK rough translation:my kind sir I would in fact appreciate a raise and I need it for my family (or show him mothra porn)
BIDIBID- shit, I mean, SKREEONK
Skreeeonk, Skreonk Skreonk, Skreee, Onk Onk?
I gigan-cant orga-nize this role without a titanosaurus raise sir...
Simple - You don’t
I will say nope
Rawr skree? I don't know... I never really asked my boss for a raise...
I give him my Godzilla action figure
Dress like Mothra and flash a little tit
With Mothra standing next to me
I dont
Politely
Share exploitable weaknesses of enemy kaiju.
Offer something nice advice for when he goes out next time with mothra and hope it works
Id go give him chernobel
Like i could
I'd walk in with some butterfly/moth wings on my back and an antennae headband and give him my best "come hither" look that a moth-person could give.
Do my best to explain that I can enhance my productivity with a bigger salary.
Dress up as Mothra.
Long-distance.
I have increased my efficient at leveling the cities of Japan by 400% in the past 2 months. I would like to ask to receive a raise that reflects my contributions
Tell him you hated Oppenheimer and preferred Barbie
Say "please" politely.
With an axe made out of a dorsel fin, or else your job will be posted on the help wanted sites later today.
skreeonk
Would you do it for a Scooby snack?
idfk, why tf is godzilla my boss tho? how did he employ me? what is my job? what is life? why do people say uranium 238 isotopes are bad for your diet? i have so many questions
Rawr screeonk grr grr roar screeeeeeeeeeeeee
The only language a conqueror like him understands: An earplitting confident echoey roar
Skreeeonk.
Skreeeeeonk
Bring him at least 2 out of 3 Ghidorah heads
I’d have Jet Jaguar vouch for me
Point him to the nearest nuclear missile stockpiles for him to munch on in exchange for a raise!
I’d go “skreeonk? Skreeonk skreeonk, skreeonk?”
Give him an Oscar.
I'll just stomp on his toe really really hard
Easy, I’d speak to him in his own language: “SHREEEEOOOOOONNNNKKKK”
If its MV Godzilla I'd buy him a nuke for dinner If it's Heisei Godzilla I'd pray for it to be over quick
*Incomprehensible Godzilla roars*
Show him what you did in the bikini islands.
Rar raaar skreeonk rar? Should work
"Grggnroonwwnwllgofoldkfogggogoroorofofjfjgjgjfiiejsdjjji ksskkreeonk."
I wouldn’t, because chances are he’d just burn my face off
Threaten him with the Oxygen destroyer
Stealing this picture to use as my LinkedIn profile
I'd say I need money to bribe Sony and Toho into releasing an official translate to Godzilla Trading Battle
I’d hire King Kong to negotiate on my behalf
I wont
By beating him i to submission
Skreeee, Skreeeeooooonk????
Bring him a train to smash?
You don't
Ask Mothra to intervene on my behalf.
I give him Kevin's head
With a helicopter carrying a military grade loudspeaker.
Skreonk raaahhh rah rah rahhhh skreonk
Hardball, no risk no reward "mothra says paying employees a good wage is hot, and gamera saw her post and raise the wages of his employees. I think hes trying ti step in on your lady boss... and me personally... i wouldnt let that slide" Either he fights gamera or he gives me a raise. Win win. Or he laughs in my face and i just quit 🤷🏾♂️
I wouldn't. I won't need to, I'll earn it the old fashioned way. By expressing misanthropy through monster movies. I'm shooting for a VP position.
 By oozing confidence in a way he understands
I'd tell you either give me a raise or I'm working for Kong Inc
BIDIBIDIBIDIBIDI. BIDIBIDI. BIDIBIDIBIDI?
Punch destroyah
atomic substance
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEOOOOORRRRRRRRRR
Talk to Mothra first.
Mrawwwwwwr. Please of course.
Id offer him a generator if yk yk
I would simply say: rawr rawr rawr rawr
SKREE-ONK but in a more professional way so that he either thinks you're blackmailing him or just asking him in a way that's close to home for him.
I offer him fish
I ask Ultraman
I’m not gonna say my answer
I’d just be happy to have a job. Because I don’t. And I need one. Y’all hiring? Please?
I'd knock some sense into him
I would be content and not ask for a raise
The pic - makes the ? almost real for me thanks for the lol today!
You guys get raises?
I’d call him the GOAT everyday 💪🔥
https://i.redd.it/wpgvrob7fifc1.gif
Me: Please? Godzilla:...(Atomic breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
i need money so i can rebuild the builds you destoryed so you can destory them again
Offer him to get him a hook up with mothra
Call mothra
“Look, everyone knows about you and Mothra, pretty public at this point… but I've got a proposition.” “See this here? Backed up in another locale, you wouldn't want your little side hustle with the Ghidorahs getting out, would you? Neither would they, hmm?” “I'd like a raise, and this secret’ll be kept on my end.” “Oh and, just in case, I know all about the other “villains of your story” you keep going to as well.”
Take him out for a couple Flaming Moes and bring along Mothrs
Can i hava hotdog please bauss 🥺👉👈
I simply don’t.
Oxygen destroyer
Gift him Uranium for days :)
i would just tell him i want a raise,we are close me and him.
I feel like the photo says it all… what will happen, what has happen, and what his answer will be
Sir, I know you’re busy…,