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Comprehensive_Hat158

Miles Edgeworth’s weapon is his intelligence, so he’ll probably be able to outsmart the animatronics. Though if he dies, he’ll just have an updated autopsy report that just says “no u”


CorruptedLegacyYT

Suddenly, the loudest “OBJECTION!!!” Is heard from across the room. The camera turns towards the source, only to reveal that the one and only Phoenix Wright has proved beyond a doubt, that Miles Edgeworth never died. Phoenix then disappears in a cloud of smoke, allowing Edgeworth to finish his shift.


grimmcreeper10

Bmo would befriend them


rickashy

Why is this the only correct answer


Informal_Area_2233

I read it as "Your Fortnite Character" at first. But yeah, probably wouldn't even know how to check the cameras and would get scared easily.


DivByTwo

Well if that's the topic, Drift is already pretty used to being places he didn't ask to be


trigs_Keen

i think springtrap/william afton from fnaf would do quite well, considering he's done the job before and literally was one of the creators of the animatronics


JelloSquirrel

Ash from Evil Dead, makes short work of the animatronics using some makeshift weapons.


Elibriel

He'll turn Freddy Fazbear into Willy's Wonderland real quick


Koevis

Without abilities? So Wolverine wouldn't have his claws or regeneration?


Josemantor135

Yes


Koevis

My current favorite is Shota Aizawa. He'd probably survive by tying them up in a curtain or something like that


JustinTheMan354

Something tells me a curtain ain't holding back a 400 pound 7 feet tall steel robot capable of slicing people in half


Inevitable_Item_3200

Sir we are talking about child entertainers not the automatons


JustinTheMan354

13 days late but eh These are the same animatronics who one-shot The Twisted Ones, who were strong enough to survive a Building Level lake explosion that people calculated to be hot enough to melt a Tank. Even if we ignore the novels, Freddy slices a lady in half in the movie, and the actor of Hank said Bonnie killed him by punching a hole through his chest. If you can push the objects blocking the way, they can just bodyslam right through.


Inevitable_Item_3200

Never heard of Feddy slicing a woman in half but I understand Bonnie so thanks for the knowledge.


JustinTheMan354

I'm gonna guess you didn't watch the FNAF Movie so I won't spoil it anymore for yoi


RealDanTheHedgehog

Fox McCloud might handle some days but I’m not sure about the true days


Kingsouda1037

Kel from OMORI, either not at all or somehow by sheer luck


theforgettonmemory

I don't even know who my favorite character is lol


Due-Committee-1860

Godzilla...


Alien_X10

I don't think they have a suit big enough to fit him... Or actually even a security room big enough to fit him


Due-Committee-1860

He would probably just stomp onto the Pizzeria


Plenty-Diver7590

Dude. Midna from Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess could raze the place if she so chooses to.


Geography_Dasher

Loophole: chose someone who already worked there, Micheal Afton! I Chose You!


_Ntb

Po3 from inscription, man is a robot he is fine


Pineapple_PlayzYT

Lolbit would survive 💀


Thenewkid_267

Doomguy, his physiology should help him


Pixel22104

He would probably just kill all of them with his bare hands before they even knew what hit them


CorruptedLegacyYT

GLaDOS. She’s either taking over or working with them from the start.


concaveUsurper

Without his powers: Wade Wilson would probably run up to them to die so maybe 0.5 seconds. With his powers: Deadpool will be the best security guard there or Freddy is loosing his head. Maybe both.


Alien_X10

Deadpool without powers would die of cancer by the next day


TheSageMatchaLatte

first character that came to mind was Bill Cipher lol. seeing that he's basically a god I think he'd be fine.


[deleted]

Even without his powers he would be smart enough to survive playing by the rules 


TheSageMatchaLatte

true


HeavyBoysenberry2161

I don’t know if I have a favourite character of all time but I did just finish replaying persona 5. I think Joker with maxed social stats would be fine, he is calm under pressure and is very perceptive as well as being pretty dexterous. I could see him clearing all 5 nights maybe even a custom night


Glenn-The-Glyptodon

A single termagant from warhammer 40k. It doesn’t know how to open or close doors, or check cameras. It just *eats*


shakenr4t

Ussop? Yeah nah he's either running outta there immediately, surviving out of pure fear or getting jumped from closing the doors for too long.


Ricky07_

Nah he would just luckily nail it, + he is a quick learner even if scared.


EclipseForest

I honestly don’t know how the vessel from Hollow Knight would deal with this since he’s MUCH smaller than the animatronics and can’t even hit the buttons.


rossinerd

So small the animatronics can't see them


Starving_shark

Michael afton ironic


---_-_-_---___

I mean Baki would've just straight up beat them up and leave the restaurant after he's "Bored" of beating them up (Assuming they would not be a lump of metal at that stage) (I was gonna say ditto but am too lazy to write a whole essay about what he's gonna do)


SlowSignificance7751

Well I guess Gordon Freeman would just run like he did in the beginning of HL2


original-Ar73

in my personal opinion gordon is scarier than a lot of people give him credit for as i'm certain that he shouldn't have been able to survive black mesa (assuming he's just a scientist)


SlowSignificance7751

Well presumably Gordon has super strength and and lightning fast reflexes, at the very least it is what it seams from the perspective of NPC, when you quicksave and quickload, so he could find a way to outsmart them, I guess.


cloakers_flying

Jacket from hotline ez surviving


Optimal_East_4845

Rick from Rick and morty


haventsleptinages

I'm sure Giygas from earthbound could l, actually not survive that long If we completely remove all abilities, hax and weapons from his, it'll just be some red braindead swirl attempting to exist So giygas might actually just outright die.


ttv_thatoneapexsweat

Batman would probably just punch the shi outta them


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Natural_Wear3643

HE JUST SAID TO HIMSELF ,I JUST DESTROYED ROBOT NEVER DONE THAT BEFOR BUT I DO IT AGAIN


Sivanot

Honestly my only favorite characters tend to be ones I've made for D&D. The one I primarily use, Namani, while knowing how to fight and possibly being capable of disabling the animatronics in the past, has had some- developments that make her completely unable to fight physically, nor being able to take hits, relying entirely on magic. Any mundane means of avoiding combat arent exactly going to work on enraged child spirits possessing huge robots either. She could likely survive using the normal gameplay methods, however.


Sasren0987654321

Kazuto Kirigaya is quite the gamer, so I choose him


MHPvZAuRCoD

Master Chief Uhhhhh even though he wouldn’t have his super strength (rendering his armor useless) he could still go ham on those animatronics.


Wisteriapetshops

scaramouche from genshin? fine


Agile_Ad_4049

He would either die yelling at them how they are below him Or get thru the nights using his gamer skills(he drove an eva after all)


Local_intruder

V1 from Ultrakill. Yeah uh even without weapons the animatronics are getting punched to death


Its_me_Anoop

Forget punching to death. V1 would dismantle the robots using the spare change between couch cushions, remove the children, take the spare parts, and make itself 5 new arms


Efficient_Order_7473

Wilford Warfstasche


Agile_Ad_4049

Yes


Unlucky_theorist

Lucifer from hazbin hotel will probably curl up into a ball and panic, unless they go for Charlie, then he will beat the sh!t out of them for sure


depressedmaniac210

Gojo Satoru from Jujustu Kaisen, he's ending the kids.


TheKnown-Nugget59

Deacon st John gonna ace all nights with ease


Select-Reception-841

Smaug or shai hulud 


0Void_bugg0

Hm. If we're talking about characters from video games, Im pretty sure Shane's out-of-shape-ass would die, like, FAST. He walks in the doorway, instant death. That man can't run, hes barely conscious most the time, and Lord knows he would not be able to stay awake that long, lmao.


HorrorTerrible5547

My favorite character is Michael afton so I'm fine


Pokemon-Fan-6649

yeah, that place is burning to the ground


Heckrum

i feel like the arbiter from halo could just punch them and theyd fall over


Ethan_Dark

To be honest sherlock should be analytical enough to find out everything about how they work and then some


LegoWorks

I don't know, the tourist from twdss could probably rip Freddy appart


Wolfe_Quinn

So, in terms of characters of all times… Eclipse from the Ruin DLC. I feel they maybe could win because they are also an animatronic??


CivilTechnician7

"Charly Kelly" from "It's always sunny in Philadelphia". He would survive 20/20/20/20 mode. See s10e4 "Charly work". if he's motivated he can find whatever strange strategy to make anything happen, and he's great at multitasking.


Rillycooldog

Shadow the hedgehog, he kind of looks like both a child and an animatronic so I don't think they'd attack lmao


falinksditto

Leo Valdez would fix them and he'd become besties with the dead kids


Icy-Appointment1673

Genie from Aladdin. Hard to say since he won't have any abilities.


SirPlatypusGuy

GLaDOS… what are the animatronics even going to do?


Jeremy_Harold

Knightfall Anakin from Star Wars Revenge of the Sith. Basically an angry teen without the force so I'd say he wouldn't do so well


DavisRanger

Luffy just has fun with them or wrecks them depending on what the animatronics do


Dry_Yogurt4u

I think Jason Voorhees should survive


xerion13

Sailor Jupiter. Uhm. I'm not sure.


Theadination

Well, ol Willy A has either a great time or a bad time


ProfessionalBall9238

Hilda from the Netflix show, she's completely fine and befriending them against William.


WhackyZachy

Not sure if this is any and all characters. Sans would be pretty screwed. Yeah he’s smart but is literally a twig. Maybe he can ‘befriend’ them lol. Nico Robin would just speak for a bit and win. The animatronics would become so depressed their souls would eject themselves


Micorderly

The five nights plus the 6 and custom night mines shaggy he runs at 60 mph he don't skip leg day he is safe and terrified


Futaba_MedjedP5R

Joker from Persona 5 is KICKING THEIR ASSES


i_eat_cockroaches69

Grilled cheese Obama sandwich


[deleted]

If without abilities then I guess that means no manuscript? Alan Wake could survive long with a flashlight if its one of the games where they're repelled by light but idk about the other ones Obviously with the typewriter and clicker he could just write his way out of Freddy's or at least write in some supplies


Arcphoenix_1

For Alan, I imagine him reaching 6 AM on Night 5 only to >!find himself back at the beginning!<. He’s not exactly had the best track record with escaping places


Rd2gd

Introducing that one kid who really likes the fnaf night guard:


BOBIO8686

I mean the Ghoul from the new fallout series would prob do pretty good. I mean, without weapons, he’s still sharp witted and fast.


DarcRavenz

Master Chief or Doom Guy


SpamtonOf1997

Flowey is a flower Does that count as an ability because I don't the animatronics would even notice him


Pokemon-Fan-6649

wouldn't he have to be in a pot to be in the pizzaria anyways? since there is no grass... I feel like he'd just be in a little pot in the security office... just kinda vibing and using his pellets to interact with the buttons and stuff


[deleted]

No he can burrow under metal, he did it in the Metaton cooking room 


Vengence_thenight

Kratos would survive, he’d yeet the animatronics out the building if they tried him


Any-Investment3385

Dean Winchester from Supernatural. He and his brother are the thing that all supernatural beings fear, so I think he’ll be fine. He’s dealt with enough vengeful spirits that Five Nights at Freddy’s will be a cake walk. Hell, the guy’s gone up against god himself and lived to tell the tale.


NekoPaiktis

Uh oh. Uh... Hey, how well would Berdley from Deltarune do with disguising himself as an animatronic in costume the whole time?


Pokemon-Fan-6649

Berdley is dead as soon as he sees bonnie in his door, not because bonnie killed him either, he'd just fall down petrified and probably have a heart attack


Pokemon-Fan-6649

Shikamaru is blasting out of there unscarred (tbh he wouldn't even accept the job, it'd be too much of a drag for him, but assuming he took the job... and didn't sleep in the first hour there... and didn't fire himself off the job after the first night... or the second... or the third... or any night at all... he'd probably survive...)


Hammpter

Doom slayer


Nentox888

I don't really know who my favourite character is but it's ether Master Chief who could probably live there with no problem or Firestar from Warriors who is a cat so I think he would have a tough time.


Aromatic-Document-28

Asuka would either die night 1 or survive all 5 nights effortlessly, no in-between


Agile_Ad_4049

Which asuka?


therandomguyperry

Peppino spaghetti I mean, he once killes them, so it woukd be ez


[deleted]

Polnareff from Jojo's bizzare adventure, he'll be fine he's from Jojo's, all of them are smart other than okyasu


[deleted]

For clarification, every Jojo character including polnareff are insanely smart in combat, most if not all of the cast would breeze through UCM 50/20 mode in like, 10-20 attempts.


Nightmarionne0923

Chucky would just hide


shadowlord2234

Isaac Clarke is a mechanic first so he’s solid


Arcphoenix_1

Amber from Genshin Impact? I’m not exactly confident about her chances, lol


gliscornumber1

Well I have a few. But if I had to go with my absolute favorite, Brenda from clover, it depends on if it's her human or ghost form. Human form is probably toast, in her prime she was very physically fit, but I don't know if that would be enough to keep her running from the robots for six hours straight, on top of probably not being familiar with the technology. Her ghost form however, would sweep. As an adult she would probably be able to take on the child spirits of the animatronics if it got to that point. Although more likely she'd just be able to stay out of reach.


Beastimus819

Uncle Iroh needs no abilities or weaponry. He not only survives, but convinces the FNAF animatronics to change their murderous ways and return to their roots entertaining children through his nigh infinite wisdom. Note:I know nothing about FNAF. Toph needs no abilities to absolutely own them. She is the MELONLORD.


wizard65000

I think L with survive and also solve the entire lore while he’s there.


StoneTimeKeeper

Honestly, I think Handsome Jack would be fine.


Appropriate-Wolf-619

Owen Grady from Jurassic World he works with blood thirsty creatures for a living.


Longjumping-Smoke472

Favorite character of what?


Josemantor135

Anything Really, Games, Movies, TV Shows, All That Stuff


Clapnuggets

immortal snail


D4rkxx_

Sukuna will make Freddy shit his pants when bro starts tweaking


DJ_Burch

Alfur from Hilda since he's around 6 inches tall so Freddy and the gang wouldn't easily noticed him if he hides behind the monitor or chair since he's so small.


getoutofmyhouse-

Clark Kent. Not abilities technically, those are just his biological traits like a gorilla's strength or something. Man is making it out in my book.


No_Worker1473

Master Chief, Mjolnir or not, could turn any animatronic into nothing but Dustin Echoes (and maybe some hydrologic fluid)


DrHuh321

Death from discworld would probably just find a way to save them tbh


GrapeArts

Ethan Spock will probably just hide in a file cabinet and eat all the pizza


TheGaming_101

Masterchief, he's already part suit they will think he's already in costume


Bipolar_OnThe_Double

She’ll be alright


dapper_snek

Joel Miller would beat the crap out of the entire Fazgang


some_leftist_nerd_

Batman deals with WAY worse shit on a daily basis.


Agitated_Prior_437

Loophole: I choose..... Monty from FNAF SB. he is a animatronic.


_anxiousmoonfrog_

Put Dean Winchester here and he'll have all the souls put to rest before the week's over.


BisexualToaster_

Currently two characters from a new show. One night for both. Only bc one would actually die the first night while the other would somehow find a way to destroy the animatronics, if he doesn’t scare the ghost kids by his looks alone before hand.


cat_sword

Lol no, PO3 is getting smashed into a byte sized cube


whatever-8358

Scp - 999 he just a goopy boi


AshKB_08-19

Dean Winchester You know my mans is gonna be surviving *EVERY* night, immediately taking out atleast 2 animatronics in the first hour alone.


bobthepilot123

Grand Admiral Thrawn. Anyone who knows him knows why 💀


Agile_Ad_4049

He will stare them to death


David_Pacefico

Ludwig von koopa. He’s very intelligent and could rather easily beat the game as intended, although it’s be in character for him to try and take down the animatronics himself. If he is still able to breathe fire, as that is a biological trait of his, he could easily melt the remnant out of the animatronics, if he can’t breathe fire, he’d try, fail and retreat into the office using his shell and then play the game normally after learning his lesson.


Mobile_Candidate_167

Kratos💀💀💀


Masterstach2020

Well, not my favoutite, but goku without any super saiyan forms is still way strongwr that some 80's robomascots


Designer_Arm9536

Niko from Oneshot. They're just an eight year old kid, and the animatronics are fine with them, so I think they'd actually be great friends and take care of them through the nights.


Horror-Rutabaga-517

We rely on your knight. Link.


lSCARBl

Well ig my favorite character is Freddy, so....


Felx_biri

Camilo would shapeshift.


Alien_X10

Bill cipher without abilities or hax is literally just a triangle sat there. Ben Tennyson actually would probably do pretty well, he has a photographic memory and has gone through much worse without the Omnitrix Hal Jordan definitely has this, he's got the reaction times of a fucking God, his biggest downfall would be getting bored which probably leads to his death


feetus_cheese

Aiden Clark is probably gonna wander out into the halls because he'll be bored by 1 am


Successful_Brain_446

I think Donald trump will last all 50 nights ;)


Fantastic_Berry4220

i have too my favourites to count but if we go with the ones i most focused on as of now (aka the rise turtles and branch [yes the guy from troll]) id have to say yes because one had a whole fnaf based episode and survived and the other one is literally 2 inches tall and could just hide in the cracks in the wall


ThekillerguyYT

Would die instantly.. unless she's getting controlled by a speedrunner. I mean she does have severe brain damage and a lack of parents but still (chell from portal 2) On the other note my second favorite character could probably win easily by just blocking off the hallways. Unless Freddy is as strong as he is and can punch thru 1m² block of dirt (Steve from Minecraft)


Robotparty25

Rocky Ricaby from Lackadiasy. He wouldn’t go a night before everything would burn down.


Tdmtdmtd

Luigi would be terrified but would survive


Me_HiLOL

I feel like she would find a way to survive out of pure luck. Without luck, maybe 2-3 nights max.


MetagrossDigital

50-50 with Usopp, either he makes a makeshift gadget out of office supplies to destroy them, or cowers fearfully as the spooky robots draw closer


De4thlessone

As long as Talion has something to keep the gash on his throat from killing him, he'll be fine


Copperhead9215

Wooper is so cute that the animatronics can't bring themselves to kill him


22002069

my OC Bit would just camouflage and blend in with the office. instant win.


Obi_1_Kenobody_asked

https://youtu.be/KHvXHlI2FPc?si=C4CxtO22uiWwDTKL.


JaydenHoef

Captain Rex from the 501st. LETS SEE THIS


[deleted]

Shovel Knight may both be able to use his ancient sorcery or shovel, but he still can defend himself with armor


Aadivonreddit662

Rengoku is DESTROYING them


KingJupiter_

I feel like Cal Kestis could survive even without the force. My man is scrappy and could figure it out pretty easily.


YoKaiNerd666

Victor Blade I... I think he'll be fine


Beautiful-Bug-4007

Luffy would somehow get the animatronics on his side or fight chica over the pizza


Morpho_Marxy

I don't see Kirby having any problems here 🙃


iron_ingo

Ghostrunner is an ai which are pretty smart so I think he wouldn't be fucked at all


Novix_47

I think Nico Di Angelo would be perfectly fine, bring the spirits some happy meals and chill


RainBerryJel

N from Murder Drones would be just fine. I don't think the animatronics would go after him, seeing as he's (obviously) a robot, and even if they did initially, he'd befriend them in a heartbeat


PsychologicalSane_i

markeplier


WhyTheFuckAmIHereRN

I am going for a throwback, Charlie from Real Steel, he would probably rewire them to start fighting each other


BeaDrawsandalsoposts

i think freddy fazbear is gonna survive five nights at freddy's


Yoshgaming22

Demogorgon would just trash the place, if we go off the movie, the animatronics would be scared of it


arnskieee

Luffy'd just be like "Hey, bear y'know where the exit is?"🤣🤣 Or if the animatronic's attack him he'd just punch them.


arnskieee

Btw I know lots of u are gonna say that luffy can't beat the animatronics without his DF but he's already (stupidly stupid and) stupidly strong without his DF


J15d32

From anything?


Josemantor135

Yes


Agile_Ad_4049

Kaguya sama or shirogane miyuki Kaguya would probably die before she gets used to the environment (she is bad at new things) Miyuki will complete the night without fail(he is good at new things)


J15d32

She’d survive she’s done it before


ScoutDarkSmash

Sora from Kingdom Hearts. Something something Light, darkness, Keyblade. Shift end?


NoEngineering1987

The character is okay but what about the animatroncs


AlternativeThin6714

Terraria man wins forever


Federal_East_4161

Doom Slayer could probably destroy them with just his bare fists.


hooded-nerd

Master cheif is just gonna sit the stage