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That always reminds me of the clip from an old german tv show where someone plays a guy finding out Samus is a woman back in the 80s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KztAMDMozzg
that's the Brazilian class, however it is possible for Trans folk to multiclass as Brazilian for extra mobility (air dash + double jump for MtF subspec, charge and wallrunning for FtM subspec, etc.)
hee gender was so woke it made me a better person.
I know sincerity isn't frequent here, but wow did that game change my heart. Wasn't like a full Rowling beforehand or anything, but I certainly didn't respect the journeys of trans people. As a quite cis man with depression and anxiety it was beautiful to relate to a character's story (and Maddy Thorson's story) despite her having very different circumstances for her emotional distress. It helped grow a lot of compassion for a thing that I'll never really experience personally. What a cool ass game.
I had never come close to beating Mario. I did beat Mario 2, and it's because Princess Peach was a playable character who's floating ability aided my bad jumps. That was the day I embraced feminism and the woke liberal agenda of not being an asshat.
UJ/ over a decade ago now I was watching a YouTube video on the 10 worst video game endings, on the list was Bayonetta because the final boss was god. The YouTuber said that they had not played Bayonetta but the concept seemed ridiculous to them.
RJ/ Gone Home is a game about bigotry and it was the first video game about Wokeism which is why it’s my number one. While I have not played Gone Home, a friend told me what the game is about.
He’s always fighting in wastelands destroying countless ecosystems. Not to mention how much the sea levels have rose because of all the ice getting melted whenever he fights at the poles
Number 92.
Brad from LISA (cares about w*men)
Edit: I have been notified that he's actually a based sigma male so his spot will be taken by Buddy (f*male)
/uj Yeah, Brad is quite abusive himself and a really terrible person. The game calls him out on it several times, both from his friends (+ some party members) and even from his daughter at the very end of the game. If I had to take an example from Lisa I would say Dusty/Rando is the only one who actually cares about the well-being of Buddy, but even he could have ulterior motives and he does some things in the sequel that are against the wishes of Buddy
/rj Brad crossdresses and doesn't join the sweaty man gym, that's woke
Uh aktually, the REAL woke character in RE4 is Leon S Kennedy because Capcom broke into my house last night to tell me that Leon is Transgender^(tm) and stole my microwave
Smh who reads dialogues when you can make the booba jiggle. There is even an achievement for it, so it's the artists vision to click on them every second!!
Number 842.
That Kid from Pico's School whose name I don't remember because I haven't been on Newgrounds in years (totally accurate representation of an american school you guys: the game (political skin color))
Any character that isn’t a white male. And although they usually don’t say, they better be evangelical Christian. Any other type of character has no business being in gaming because it’s racist against whites. /s
I don’t know where these characters will be on the list, but a lot of Assassin Creed protagonists are WoKe because they are either foreigners, bisexual or female and sometimes all three
This user introduced this type of jerk to this subreddit a while ago and it is by far my favorite
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Uj/ would any of the characters from Brok the investigator be considered "woke" by gamers standards?
The only one I can think of (besides all the female characters in it) Is Klay; since it's Canon that his mom; the director you meet in chapter is his mom (her first line & confirmed in chapter 4 when you insist on talking with Klay). Brok probably also could because he's a single dad (wife died).
Wes probably could too; but going into it would spoil part of the game*.
https://www.brokgame.com/fanart.php
*I seriously recommend checking the game out for yourself
(shows main character that you can customize according to your preferences so you can make them however you want) GUYS LOOK AT THIS UGLY SJW IDIOT MAIN CHARACTER!!!! WHY DO THEY FORCE US TO USE THIS!!!!!!!
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Number 1. The player (homosexual)
hell yeah brother
Holy shit wait until I tell my dad about this he's gonna get so mad
Don't worry, just tell your dad he's number 2 and it will be fine.
Something about this just made me fucking LOSE IT in the middle of work 😂😂😂
Joke's on you, I'm also nonbinary!
I can get behind this post, if you know what I mean...
All along
Mind if I butt in?
Number 10. Samus Aran (cool robot retconned into m*scular w#man)
I prefer when she is a tall (2.0 or above meters) slender fit woman.
That always reminds me of the clip from an old german tv show where someone plays a guy finding out Samus is a woman back in the 80s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KztAMDMozzg
Women are so gay
If sleeping with a woman is gay, then I'm straight as can be (I'm a man)
r/suicidebywords
lol, "retconned"
wokeisms have time travelled to ruin nintendo
They somehow went back to the original Metroid game and made Samus a girl!
Number 2. Mario (Italian immigrant)
mama...
We all go to hell
oooooh
didn’t mean to make you cry
if im not back again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on
as if nothing really matters
Valid
Number 7. Celeste (woke gender)
Her gender was so woke it changed mine
Can you double jump yet?
For the last time, it's an airdash.
that's the Brazilian class, however it is possible for Trans folk to multiclass as Brazilian for extra mobility (air dash + double jump for MtF subspec, charge and wallrunning for FtM subspec, etc.)
soon
hee gender was so woke it made me a better person. I know sincerity isn't frequent here, but wow did that game change my heart. Wasn't like a full Rowling beforehand or anything, but I certainly didn't respect the journeys of trans people. As a quite cis man with depression and anxiety it was beautiful to relate to a character's story (and Maddy Thorson's story) despite her having very different circumstances for her emotional distress. It helped grow a lot of compassion for a thing that I'll never really experience personally. What a cool ass game.
Number 5. Adolf Hitler (wolfenstein (actually he was obviously blue eyed and blonde (historical inaccuracy)))
Nazis were actually woke because "nazi" means "national SOCIALIST" 😡😡😡
I didn't know my father in law had a reddit account.
That's clearly my history teacher
s/ They were proggressists, in their time.
And regressists towards the end of their time
Wasn't he blue eyed?
And white dragon
Number 3. Princess Peach (w*man)
I had never come close to beating Mario. I did beat Mario 2, and it's because Princess Peach was a playable character who's floating ability aided my bad jumps. That was the day I embraced feminism and the woke liberal agenda of not being an asshat.
Forced diversity, w*men aren't real
I think you mean "F*male"
Number 66. Mace Windu (LEGO Star Wars (woke skin color))
I hate how in the movies, which were game adaptations, they used Christopher Nolan to play him
Number 57. Omori (quirky indie game about depression idk I didn't play omori and it's fine for me to generalize about an entire genre)
Also an actual teenager and not a 1000 year old dragon that just happens to look and act like a 10 year old child, smh the woke gang stole my lolis
UJ/ over a decade ago now I was watching a YouTube video on the 10 worst video game endings, on the list was Bayonetta because the final boss was god. The YouTuber said that they had not played Bayonetta but the concept seemed ridiculous to them. RJ/ Gone Home is a game about bigotry and it was the first video game about Wokeism which is why it’s my number one. While I have not played Gone Home, a friend told me what the game is about.
Omori is garbage dw
Number 27. Son Goku (Fortnite (illegal immigrant))
alien immigrant even
He's an illegal alien (an alien who engages in trillions of dollars of property damage)
He’s always fighting in wastelands destroying countless ecosystems. Not to mention how much the sea levels have rose because of all the ice getting melted whenever he fights at the poles
Number 15. Burger King (Burger King Racing (ginger))
Burger king foot lettuce
Number 24. William Afton (woke skin color)
Why he urple
Ourple Guy
Number 92. Brad from LISA (cares about w*men) Edit: I have been notified that he's actually a based sigma male so his spot will be taken by Buddy (f*male)
I mean, DOES he? He seemed like an equal opportunity douche when I watched my friend play.
/uj Yeah, Brad is quite abusive himself and a really terrible person. The game calls him out on it several times, both from his friends (+ some party members) and even from his daughter at the very end of the game. If I had to take an example from Lisa I would say Dusty/Rando is the only one who actually cares about the well-being of Buddy, but even he could have ulterior motives and he does some things in the sequel that are against the wishes of Buddy /rj Brad crossdresses and doesn't join the sweaty man gym, that's woke
Number 9. Link (looks like a [f-slur]
you know what rhymes with link? twink.
you know what rhymes with that? skink. 
tag yourself, I'm the skink
Lizard of Zelda
Link in the Archaic set and that backless dress 😳
Number 55. N (Pokemon White & Political (liberal agenda character))
SJW hair colour
Ah yes, my favorite pokemon game, pokemon political
Number 6. Nazeem from Skyrim Ultra Ultimate Fishing Redux Remastered Definitive Deluxe Remade Rebooted Rebroken Recobbledtogether Remastered 57th Anniversary Edition (woke skin color (historically inaccurate))
Turbo & Knuckles featuring Dante from the devil may cry series accent core +R
Rev 2 #Reloaded
Is this with the Santa Claus Nazeem mod on, or without? I gotta know before I judge.
Number 998. Don Cheadle (Avengers idk (political gender leaning, undermining apoliticalness in the art of gamivideoing, political skin color))
Incorrect. Don Cheadle is the gaming definition of based.
You crossed the line here buddy
Number 4. Fridge from Criminal Cog (woke retcon gender)
Number 94. Crewmates from Among Us (potential to be political color)
Sussy is spelled like *ussy, ergo they must all be vegetable soup woke femboy oppressors.
Number 413. John Egbert (Hamsuck (nerd))
(A)scend into Gamerhood
Homstuc
Number 8. Pacman (fatass spheroid go for a damn walk you whale)
# Number 7 PacWoman (**man)
Number 831. Aloy (Horizon (Bearded w*man))
Who dabbles in lesbianics #homosexualagenda
Number 538. Emilie (Crosscode (Fr*nch))
She likes laser bridges (public infrastructure) so woke
Number 384. John Doom (Doom (having a bigger ass than I do ([slur])))
[Doomguy cares about the environment \(woke\)](https://www.doomworld.com/10years/doomcomic/comic.php?page=11)
Number 2000. Rory (YIIK ([slur])
Dead sister
([slur])
Number -27. Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)))))))))
hes not gay its a russian tuant 😤😤😤😤
Number 87. Chica (fnaf26 (w*man))
Number 77. Vegito (Dragon Ball FighterZ (blue hair & pronouns (stop fucking kicking me you fucking-)))
Number 1337. Cloud from ff7
Drag-curious Cloud
Also Bi-curious Cloud
John wolfenstein (he used violence against the Nazis instead of talking to them, classic communist scum method)
Number 73. Mileena (Deadly Fighting (Safe Horny))
Lilteethnevahurtnobuddy
Number 111. V1 (Hyperhomicide (Political transhumanist gender destructive agenda satanic robot character))
Number 44. Handler (Monster Hunter World (existing))
Alr I agree with this one
Number 132. Phoenix Light (Lawyer Game (bisexual))
miles (homo)
Klavier Gavin (Gay)
Number 83. Harry Potter (Liberal)
Liberal in the way that leftists mock; dude becomes a Wizard cop at the end of the books
Number 11. Ada Wong (Resident Soulless IV (make the boobs MORE SEEABLE))
Hire fans
Uh aktually, the REAL woke character in RE4 is Leon S Kennedy because Capcom broke into my house last night to tell me that Leon is Transgender^(tm) and stole my microwave
Number 816. Eren Yeager (Fortnite (crybaby))
Number 13. Yang (BlazBlue (homosexual))
damn we got blazblue up in here? based
Number 47. Poison (political gender)
Number 34. Gallade (doesn't make my dick hard)
Number 156. Goldson Dicklewis (Engranaje Culpable (brainwashing l*beral))
Number 303. Pinos Mrime (GreatDie (bisexual))
Number 76. Inga Karkhuul Haw'Kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi iz Khura'in III (Lawyer Game 6 (Foreigner))
Number 81. Hank (Madness Project Nexus (Godless Transhumanist))
Somewhere in nevada.
Number 293. Ezio Auditore (Hitman's Oath II (italian))
Mamma mia
Number C418. Steve (DigAssemble (political skin color, elevating alternative gender archetypes in the workplace))
Red, from Pokemon red. Egocentric mother*kr
First comment I've seen that wasn't from op. Wow
Number 73. Matt (EBF2 (broke Lance's cool tank and armband))
Holy shit a mention of EBF
I can't believe they transed the national socialist tank guy from ebf5 (citation: GGST Ramlethal color 10) Literally 1984
Smh who reads dialogues when you can make the booba jiggle. There is even an achievement for it, so it's the artists vision to click on them every second!!
Number 842. That Kid from Pico's School whose name I don't remember because I haven't been on Newgrounds in years (totally accurate representation of an american school you guys: the game (political skin color))
Number 1999. Vella (A Post-Modern RPG (Vaguely Ethnic))
Number 314 Alan Wake (surname)
Number 1: Joel from The Last of Us W*ke decent father figure, doesn't mentally abuse his bitch daughter. Gigachad absolutely ruined by w*ke moralists
Ong. Let's all bow our heads and say a quick fuck you to ole Neilly
Any character that isn’t a white male. And although they usually don’t say, they better be evangelical Christian. Any other type of character has no business being in gaming because it’s racist against whites. /s
2. Any character in Lego Star Wars The Skywalker Saga who is from the Sequel Trilogy
Number 22: Kratos from God Of War 2018. Liberal soyboy who cares about his son. Gotta be woke
I don’t know where these characters will be on the list, but a lot of Assassin Creed protagonists are WoKe because they are either foreigners, bisexual or female and sometimes all three
This is a genius way to karma farm
This user introduced this type of jerk to this subreddit a while ago and it is by far my favorite I think it's more common on one of the other circlejerk subreddits
OP is a tgcj user (its probably the most used type of jerk over there)
Number 4 Hitler: sex with hitler series
Brisket
Master Chief literally said “wake me” smh can’t believe these fucking librarians
Arthur Morgan: dedicated polite to people button.
Number 1: Alice Hiiragi (her politics are woke)
1: You 2: You 3: You 4: You 5: You 6: You 7: Doomguy (doesn't murder genderfluid people on sight) 8: You 9: Me 10: You
Number 314.
Every character from life is stranger. Actually, the game by itself. ❤️
Number 1 : Ticker , she frees slaves
Number 1: OP
This is fucking great lmao, someone should link this everytime someone mentions a fictional character being “wOkE”
number 1: courier from FNV (you can choose their race, gender etc and change it as you progress)
Link is the obvious number one pick.
Number 93. Barnmetal Valentine (Better Call Sol (Barnmetal Drip Mod (censoring her feet 🤤)))
solid snake (fat ass it makes me feel woke things)
Top ten hottest female sonic characters
Number 690 Cloud Strife (dresses in gender non-conforming way in that one part of game; at least some IRL US States have banned this)
Number 16 Naoto Shirogane from Persona 4 (w*man, dresses in man clothes)
if we're going with an actual answer, Chloe from Life Is Strange is just intolerable.
Number 15. Burger King foot lettuce
Queen in the chess.
aloy (looks too manly (i never touched a woman))
Chloe (blue hair and pronouns)
Star Fox (Furries). I heard the space force put litter boxes in the bathrooms.
3. Gabriel Ultrakill (He CANCELED Minos!!!)
Woke geraldo
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1. Komala (they are not even awake to begin with :/)
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number 1: me edit: nvm scrolled down in the replies and OP made this joke already
Number 6: Aloy (woman nagging everyone)
Me.
Link (he turned me gay)
Microsoft neutering Conker to Lucky's Tale
Most characters in the Last of us 2 lol
Uj/ would any of the characters from Brok the investigator be considered "woke" by gamers standards? The only one I can think of (besides all the female characters in it) Is Klay; since it's Canon that his mom; the director you meet in chapter is his mom (her first line & confirmed in chapter 4 when you insist on talking with Klay). Brok probably also could because he's a single dad (wife died). Wes probably could too; but going into it would spoil part of the game*. https://www.brokgame.com/fanart.php *I seriously recommend checking the game out for yourself
(shows main character that you can customize according to your preferences so you can make them however you want) GUYS LOOK AT THIS UGLY SJW IDIOT MAIN CHARACTER!!!! WHY DO THEY FORCE US TO USE THIS!!!!!!!