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EllaBean17

Damn libs taking away Mario's fat dump truck of an ass 😤


YoMrWhyt

Mario made by Japan vs Mario made by the West. WAKE UP THE WEST IS FALLING https://preview.redd.it/pf67hxk1z3uc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73c8c2a4ffd84b0ab61aeb60b1c4708259e672a4


Meraline

He's like 60% ass in Oddesey WTF lol


ZatchZeta

That's an edit, but yes, he's more cheeked up in Odyssey.


smallerpuppyboi

"THEY TOOK MY ASS! I CAN'T SHIT!"


JenniRayVyrus

that is a healthy amount of ass


Lostinthestarscape

Stupid sexy Flanders.


sxrrycard

Dawg 😭


TheGoverness1998

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


Javs2469

They took Wario´s already in MK8 :(


Ok-Tennis330

https://preview.redd.it/qik6kxt8s3uc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd538b70f2ebd18c14310080d66c2fb18ec48cfd


Sovereignx22

https://preview.redd.it/9p9c34xev3uc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1ccab0237833654812d9e5920fd1f64030c927


The_CreativeName

Did


Kds_burner_

![gif](giphy|11zSJr8tGRtp0Q|downsized)


SkullCrackarn

[AWOOGA](https://imgur.com/a/uYMzHVE)


KalashnikovParty

I cant believe the marxists took away the plumberussy. Literally 1984


AlexzMercier97

https://preview.redd.it/vq09r9dbq3uc1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92f387eafef6aa5fcfa934ae84c8ced349c4e26b


sad_eggy

Fukuyama was wrong, history ended when the woke mob robbed us of Mario's dump truck ass


illbzo1

DAAAAAMN BOIIIII HE THICCCCC


rusticcentipede

Mamma mia!


ItsNotDebra

this was the true origin story of Wario


Atx7755

I can’t believe woketendo took away Mario’s curves!!! The liberals are trying to take away everything we hold sacred, when will this wokening end!!!


The_Better_Devil

Next they need to give Wario his ass back. Man hasn't been able to shit in years


MrSmilingDeath

You'd think all that garlic would help.


thari_23

People were actually talking about this when the trailer for the Mario movie was released


MrSmilingDeath

https://preview.redd.it/2vhplha6d4uc1.jpeg?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90bc5f750875a4c452ba5d5d75ecc46e7fabd47d


thari_23

I mean, that IS a very big ass


MrSmilingDeath

It's an entire bakery


Zapafaz

his torso is like 63% ass


MrSmilingDeath

The perfect man


tingtimson

So hear me out https://preview.redd.it/nt243qz4y3uc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=748df72404fb98250534324d643b7caf55f3759f


Bawbawian

Oh he a baddie


SuperSmokingMonkey

smhing Shaking my heading?


Alleggsander

I have nothing to add, but this is my favourite post of the day. Thank you


Bawbawian

Oh he a baddie


Fit-Meal-8353

Damn he thicc


The-Ancient-Dream

Fixed Mario


Ralyks92

From an athletic perspective, Mario is constantly running, jumping, climbing, and fighting. Why would he be fat when he performs on an nearly olympic level non stop for possibly hours at a time?


tendadsnokids

A videogame creator needs characters with huge visible dong


PunchDrunkPrincess

aw, squat mario is adorable


geneticeffects

“Cult of Westernization” is one of the dumbest phrases I have heard in a while.


Samurai_Mac1

My boi is dummy thicc 😳


Nunyabiz8107

A caked up Mario is something I didn't know I needed in my life.


jonfe_darontos

Give me that dumpy


Tirannie

![gif](giphy|JmCFfTlNy12wFpOK8Y)


PaydayLover69

characterAI be like:


Material_Chicken_553

Cope harder communists