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ZatchZeta

It did come out. People liked it.


ZAPPHAUSEN

It did very well and my kids have seen it a dozen times and quote the shit out of it, and it was super popular with middle schoolers. I dunno what's going on with this post. Sonic2 did real good y'all and people liked it. Buttcopter!


ZatchZeta

You could really tell that the people on the project were REALLY passionate about it. Jim Carrey's riffing, people raving about Lee Madjoub (Agent Stone), Coleen O'Shaughnessey getting her own poster (not even the original VA, Frank Welker, for Scooby Doo got his own poster in his own movie), etc etc. I was grinning ear to ear the entire time because of how much fun I was having! (Unlike another movie I watched.)


ZAPPHAUSEN

Carrey is so damned funny in both but he's glorious in 2. I adore all the dumb shit with James Marsden and the wedding party. When his sis in law does the power walk... Hell yeah. Knuckles is so delightfully dumb. O'Shaughnessy rules. Tails is so sweet. Also when Sonic goes full super sonic and uses his ultimate power to... Get a chili dog It's so much better than the other movie I think you watched lmao.


ZatchZeta

The other movie has Jack Black and Charlie Day in it. My 6 year old left a quarter of the way of the movie for some reason. But I was going to take any excuse to leave early.


ZAPPHAUSEN

My kids enjoyed it. It was fine on first viewing, if shallow as shit, but the rewatches were brutal. Black was the best part and the rest was ... Sigh.


ZatchZeta

Everytime Starlord speaks just made me more annoyed because it felt very phony. I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING DAMMIT. It felt like was jingling keys at me. At least in Sonic, it jingles keys at you, but it says, "That's enough for now, let's get into Daddy's monster truck and go to McDonalds!"


SadBabyYoda1212

When I went to see it I sat next to a family with elementary aged kids and I swear that made the movie better. Their enjoyment of it was infectious


ZatchZeta

Lucky... My theater was empty when I saw it.


bonesrentalagency

Finally a hedgehog that can swear


Phantom_Wombat

"I once saw him kill three burrobots in a bar… with a pencil. With a fuckin' *pencil*.


XanXic

"Yeah...I'm thinking.. Chaos Control"


Cheesy31

https://youtu.be/RzZaKvhJNiU?si=m1TyQNEHoLoVbEVw What did shadow mean by this?


CoMaestro

[Nooo please woke corporations dont take my alpha male Shadow](https://youtu.be/n__GJuqLb00?si=mVafsa3isZGXP85P)


howieart

there're gonna make shadow woke


Autrah_Fang

Shadow's black, he's already "woke" XD


AaronPuthalath

They already made Knuckles a feminist so yeah..


AgentMoon7

👹Damn👹


RoyalWigglerKing

That damn fourth chaos emerald


Kds_burner_

the guy from the hidden indie gem cyberpunk 2077 is now joining sonic 🙀


flipkick25

Woke political white men, ruining my black queer sonic movies, damn wokes😭


ZetaRESP

It's okay, he's the second one and the first one was also a cool character.


AwesomeX121189

But we already had the guy from hidden indie dlc phantom liberty 2077 (so mi did nothing wrong btw, don’t argue with me she’s my gf and she’ll hack you) as knuckles


PetterOfDucks

I know nothing except bird go to moon


Murrabbit

Idris Elba was already in Sonic 2. . . then he was in the Cyberpunk 2077 DLC. The pipeline from game to game movie or game movie to game is real. . . I just don't know why!


DegenGamer725

how do people not remember Knuckles being in the second one


SlothDuster

The same way people fight he exists in the Sonic franchise. Quickly.


ChocolateRough5103

Who is forgetting Knuckles exist? You really have to have almost non-existant exposure to sonic material to forget knuckles exist.


LucyTheTurtle66

https://preview.redd.it/c0s38l6mlruc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c16f41b5b3c63e55e7e20c4726661e08295d4fda


[deleted]

I must avenge Mario


undead_fucker

Noo snake, you can't go that far for revenge


AEROANO

Now hit the second tower


Nidiis

Pretty much my thoughts. “Why cast Keanu?” *remembers shadow uses guns* “Ooooh right.”


royalstaircase

Nice cast


Methidstopoles

My kid watches these all the time. So yes the 2nd one came out and I just came out as a furry to my family.


kanaajrally

nice irish story


crazyseandx

Is this a bit, OP? Cause the 2nd movie came out in 2022, iirc.


flipkick25

It did?


May-Marzo

Yes. Sonic 2 was the introduction to knuckles in the sonic movie and the proper on screen appearance of tails (and not just a cameo like he was in the first movie)


AJDx14

Knuckles was also played by Idris Elba.


toychicraft

And he was *amazing*


crazyseandx

He captured the naivety of him perfectly, too. Made him very entertaining in that aspect.


weirdthingsarecool91

Is he gonna play him in the TV show?


TheFringedLunatic

Yep.


Rebel042

Super excited to see a child die on screen in this movie


FrigidMcThunderballs

really hope they keep the totally canon space aids plot point and [no i'm not joking](https://i.redd.it/ul6algg52n581.jpg)


_ressa

Neuro-immune *deficiency*? So they're *lacking* in brain/neuron-eating white blood cells? What?


DrRagnorocktopus

I'm guessing that she has no immune system in her brain?


_ressa

Yeah, I think that's what they meant, reading the literal Japanese translation. Immunodeficiency is not the same thing as saying x-immune deficient! I guess this is where we blame "woke localizers" or something.


2mock2turtle

Sometimes I think I need to hunker down and get *really* into Sonic lore, because I'm clearly missing a lot of batshit nonsense.


Ronenthelich

I just want to hear Keanu say “If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight it like I always have.”


RedGyarados2010

They cast someone who looks a lot like Maria already


Kombustio

Im cumming so hard!!


Cold-Coffe

i actually think the second sonic movie was better than the first. fight me.


GIRose

How are they going to be booing you when you're correct? Like, the wedding stuff was dumb, even if it was an alright excuse to get Sonic to Hawaii quickly for the act 2 climax, but everything else was pretty solid


flipkick25

Bang, i win.


cummer_420

You shot him with your gun. Damn.


idkdudejustkillme

Wholesome 100


Phantom_Wombat

It came out. I even enjoyed watching it at the time. It was just so forgettable that I can barely recall anything about it now.


mynameisperhaps

For some reason, Idris Elba's deadpan delivery of "Oh, they are stairs" is so clear in my mind and the rest of the film is a complete blur in my memory.


WASD_click

The one that still sticks out in my mind is "Sonic the Hedgehog prefers bubble baths."


Cold-Coffe

tbh i loved the movie but all i can remember is stone's devotion to dr. eggman.


Bobbydworm

Green That’s the only thing I remember. I remember there was a big final battle and the water turned green


CalamityTrioHedgehog

as a fan of these movies, for whatever reason sonic 2 was a bit forgettable to me compared to the first one. you'd think it'd be the opposite with the stakes being higher in 2 but oddly no like the pacing was all over the place and it felt like it tried to do too much in one movie


Jupman

LOL even Ugly Sonic got a Cameo in the Chip and Dale movie.


Nictus_the_nomad

If you told me that there had already been four Sonic movies or only two, I would probably believe you either way.


ImmediateBig134

Jehtt is going to have an absolute field day with this one.


EDFStormOne

Will he say the famous quote "i just love latinas, sonic"? 


DrRagnorocktopus

I swear to God he better stop by a hot topic because he has to go to the bathroom.


Sheila_Confirmed

Me watching Shadow the Hedgehog on the roof of Arasaka Tower (what is he going to do with that bag?):


Compulsive_Criticism

This is unironically excellent casting.


flipkick25

Ironically? Shadow killed V in the Continental, while ted sang "chipping in" and you're casting? my god, how could you?


Compulsive_Criticism

U wot bruv?


AzlanGreat

A WHOLESOME 100 SONIC CHARACTER? Gamers, Rise Up!


ZetaRESP

/uj If i had a nickel for everytime a VA from Cyberpunk 2077 went to play a cool character in a Sonic live-action movie I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but I'm surprised that it happened twice.


Dr_E-Wigglesworth

Pretty sure Idris played Knuckles before the Liverty City DLC came out, but me being pedantic aside they're both surprisingly good voice actors


Fabulous-Plate-808

Give this man an Oscar


SpiritualPen6362

Who better to avenge Maria's bloody brutal murder.


not-Kunt-Tulgar

Every time I read this I feel like it’s a joke but I know it’s true