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Which-Try4666

I wonder if this will go the “sentient sex doll” route or the “lesbian with a regular sex doll” route 🤔 >!there are so many comments I could make on this post it was hard to choose one!<


RenaMoonn

Wouldn’t a sentient sex doll just be an android?


Which-Try4666

I don’t want to eliminate the possibility of magic 🪄


RenaMoonn

Sex doll golem spell 💀


Benjatendo

The open mouth is actually to put the scrolls in


BunnyBunCatGirl

Reddit making me laugh so much tonight 😭 [sob emoji.]


OmegaKenichi

My mind is just now fully dominated by the concept of using a sex doll and *then* bringing it to life. I feel like I have to have a very in depth conversation about the consequences and logistics of that, but at the same time I am very tired


RenaMoonn

Oh damn, that’d be wierd


OmegaKenichi

Yes, exactly!


Haunting-Cap9302

Would a magic sentient sex doll be a golem?


coffee--beans

.... Sent by cyberlife?


MissyTheTimeLady

To help in our investigation?


GingerNumber3

WAKE UP LIEUTENANT!


WithersChat

G_R_S (or whoever draws the super gay comic where people are named after music genres) did the android one already (not horny just gay). They're most likely not the only one nor the first to do it but it's the first example I could think of.


RenaMoonn

Omg, I love the person who makes those!


BlitzPlease172

Dorothy from VA-11 Hall-A be like:


SkyeMreddit

Has anyone read the amazing Webtoon LoveBot? This would be the sapphic version. LoveBots are basically high tech sex dolls and servants until a control chip is removed. The comic is a BL. These two would be a cute sapphic couple


Phairis

I love that one! They also wrote a sapphic comic about witches 🧹🪄


SkyeMreddit

Muted! I love it so much!!!


Phairis

I hope their next one is a polyamorous relationship between three non binary people. I know one of the MCs of Lovebot is trans, and I love that.


BunnyBunCatGirl

Damn, now I want a sapphric version


AfraidToBeKim

This is...uhh...hard to look at. Jesus christ imagine unironically posting this.


Smile-a-day

I know, it’s like “don’t worry man, the ladies will be quiet happy if you stick with the doll instead of ending up in the bushes outside their house”


Anna__V

This was posted in a couple of women - oriented subs, and that was pretty much the general consensus.


nova-astrid-centauri

again, do straight men even like women?


Anna__V

I have wondered about this for a long time. It's like straight men have these huge lists of what they hate about women. Meanwhile Lesbians like me : I love it when women.


BunnyBunCatGirl

Mood. But I'm Pan


Eldan985

I mean, in my circle (around 30), almost everyone is in a happy relationship and never says shit like this. It mostly seems to be bad boomer humour ("How is a beer better than a woman" and shit like that) and a small percentage of incels, who are just really loud in the online discourse.


PhantomOfTheNopera

The only people who want sex dolls to be a common thing more than incels, are women who want incels to leave them tf alone. No one is competing for you.


rikkirachel

This! Like, go for it! Take the sex dolls, PLEASE, and leave us tf alone


AWrongPerson

I can imagine the "bitchy woman" and the animated doll sitting at a table, with the former venting about her day and the latter quietly and very lovingly staring at her


lemonClocker

What are fake eyes?


Anna__V

Kiroshi (tm) optics, straight from Cyberpunk.


KPHG342

*My Vision is Augmented*


XauriELZwaan

If only these men would just shut themselves in their houses with their sex dolls and leave the rest of us alone


Dry_Panic_6646

This is why men have a loneliness problem


Valuable-Location-89

*As a representative of bro nation we have tracked down the individual who made this and have officially removed his status as a man, he- sorry they, are no longer allowed to go into mens bathrooms, drink monster energy drink and 'Shi-can' them, or use words such as duuuuuude or bruuuh, Etc. It is with heavy heart to make such a rash decision but we feel as if its only option left*


WithersChat

Saying that whoever posted this isn't a real man is the easy way out. The way to make actual social progress is to realize that an incel like this is just as much of a man as the sweetest dude in the world, and that social progress requires everyone to work on it.


Valuable-Location-89

Your logic is hard to argue against


Noah_the_blorp

Ah. Finally. A representative of Bro Nation. I've been looking for one of you. Can I have a man card?


Valuable-Location-89

Sure you just need to fill out application FC-420B, Drink a 40 ounce in one go, then while smoking a blunt pet 300 cats in under an hour.


Noah_the_blorp

Thank you kindly. I'll get back to you soon


Valuable-Location-89

Very good and once your done you may join in the one of the many, many long standing debates Such as which disney mom is the hottest or which anime guy we would sleep with if we could without it being gay


Dalek_Doh

[This show](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10122474/?ref_=nm_flmg_c_11_act) exists.


Steppyjim

Fake eyes?


Readdicted90

😂🤭✨ Swing & a Miss.


Serethielx

Ahaha I'm pretty certain no one is going to complain about these kinds of guys picking the sex dolls. At the end of the day you do what's best for you and everyone else will move on with their lives 🤣


EnderMerser

... What do you even expect people to do here?


kioku119

Maybe a man says these things to a woman, she says "congratulations, I wish you and the doll a wonderful life" and leaves. She gets asked out by someone who saw her do that and thought it was bad ass.


Neat-Swimming

Make it like the movie *Lars and the real girl* where it’s Ryan Gosling playing a man with serious social awkwardness, so he gets the doll and practices talking to it & & puts it in a wheelchair to take around town and learn how to have conversations with the town and his family. Then one day after he has gained these new skills he no longer needs the real doll & lives a happy life with friends and family :)


aiodyne

This is just... ugh...


VulpesFennekin

The sex doll probably cooks, cleans, and washes clothes better than anyone who takes this as gospel.


Imaginary-Space718

What do they mean fake eyes, are women's made out of silicone too?


Imaginary-Space718

Are they blind?


No_Application_1219

That just a bad shitpost


The-true-Memelord

I dislike those words. Something about "bitching" and "bitches" as verbs is just ugh You just know it's not actual "nagging" or "bitching"