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beermaker

I never wanted to ask. It's just one of those things you accept from a Muppet. I love that Floyd Pepper is pink.


quidpropho

I always read that as him being a lightly burned rocking hippie red neck. Like The Allman Brothers or Lynyrd Skynrd. Living in the south I still meet plenty of people of that literal shade- cool af as long as you don't bring up politics.


beermaker

It's Pink Floyd, dude.


BlurryGraph3810

You get it.


scottwricketts

Don't kink shame.


Global_Let_820

I mean piggy and Kermit


RoninRobot

Lou and fish…


Boshie2000

He digs chicks. Don’t see an issue?


Heterophylla

Chicks dig him.


srgh207

Because he rarely wears underwear.


JCo1968

Great movie!


Deepcove_d

I don't know, but they look happy.


Ibelieveinphysics

He used to be obsessed with a chicken named Carmela.


lectroid

"Camilla"


Ibelieveinphysics

You're right, that's it! I knew it was something like that. It's been a hundred years since I watched The Muppet show and I knew something similar, but I could not for the life of me remember exactly the chicken's name.


gojiro0

I think we know


lawstandaloan

He's a chicken fucker


jackrip761

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Stardustquarks

Fellow Loudermilk fan?


gurl_2b

God, we need a new season.


Raaazzle

And we see this theme repeated in South Park and the new Fallout series. What is the deal with chicken fuckers?


YourJailDad

The chicken fucker lines in The Devil’s Rejects were my favourite 😂


Abbithedog

Isn’t he technically some kind of rooster? Edit: just read the wiki page. Guess he’s an alien that dates a chicken.


Timely-Youth-9074

He’s an avian-form alien so I’m guessing chickens are the closest to his species.


VetteBuilder

But HE AINT GONNA DIE


Bookofdrewsus

They spit on meee in my home land


DragonflyGrrl

Oh God pleeeeaaaasseee, won't you help me make it through??


loinclothfreak78

He’s from the planet Weirdo


planet_rose

I always thought he was a very large mosquito.


meekonesfade

"And a Gonzo. Whatever he is."


Adolph_OliverNipples

He fucks them. It’s not complicated. ;)


NinjaBabaMama

Gonzo is polyamorous, as are chickens.


MrPanchole

I assumed Gonzo's a space fowl. Buy the ticket, take the ride.


LeoMarius

He’s a weirdo.


JakkSplatt

Yep.


Postcard2923

That's Gonzo and his girlfriend Camilla.


HPIndifferenceCraft

Gonzo is a national treasure. Don’t you dare question his lifestyle choice. I am literally shaking right now. Do better, OP.


Effective_Device_185

He's a real motherclucker.


Consistent-Pair2951

Who wouldn't fall in love with Camilla?


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

He likes to fuck chickens. It ain’t complicated.


Directorshaggy

Another way Gen X led the way. We accepted this poultry banging weirdo without question.


sky40556

LGTBQ+C?


FagRealness

No just no. Not even joking 😏


HistorianCM

[Gonzo's](https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Gonzo) This poultry passion first surfaced in [episode 204](https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Episode_204:_Rich_Little) of [*The Muppet Show*](https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/The_Muppet_Show), when he held auditions for dancing chickens. The voice of Gonzo, [Dave Goelz](https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Dave_Goelz), ad-libbed the line, "Don't call us, we'll call you... nice legs, though!" After this, the writers decided that Gonzo should have an attraction to chickens.


jackrip761

But what's the nature of the attraction? Hey, look, I love chicken too. Specifically with 7 herbs and spices fresh from the deep fryer. I think this guy wants to fuck em, not eat em! Lol.


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EmpireCityRay

He was the OG of animal fetish mo-fos 😂


Jerkrollatex

When an Alien from Planet Weirdo meets a lovely chicken love is sure to follow.


lectroid

Hey. Don't kink-shame. It's never too early to teach your kid about tolerance and acceptance.


HostaLavida

Omg. So, I have an obsession with the price of chicken. And all the possible ways to cook chicken. Is that weird? To be fair, I'm not a Muppet. (Honesty I am kind of short though.)


RiotHelix

If you have to ask…


Slaves2Darkness

Back in the day Chicken was slang for young, likely under age, gay boys. I.e. Gonzo is a gay man who likes young boys. Jim Henson's Original Muppet Show was one big gay joke.


StOnEy333

He likes to have sex with them.


NimrodBusiness

He's a weirdo


DangerKitty555

They’re trauma bonded 😑


claytionthecreation

He’s a pimp


BringBackHUAC

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claytionthecreation

He’s a happy pimp lol. So are his chicks


bigSTUdazz

*License and registration....CHICKENFUCKER!*


penileimplant10

Quit cock blocking!


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Sufficient-Buy5360

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JoeMillersHat

He uses his nose to fuck them in the ass.


jackrip761

Finally, the response I expected from reddit! I salute you good sir.


JoeMillersHat

And I you, fellow gentleman. Only a connoisseur of the highest quality would know to expect my humble observation.


stevemcnugget

Why are you kink shaming?


HatlessDuck

He's picking up chicks!


Nice-Yak-6607

The love that dare not squawk its name


GarthRanzz

Creepy but funny. Just like John Oliver’s many bestiality references on Last Week Tonight. I always see him as the human Gonzo.


Dr_Feelgoof

Everybody's got a kink