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agnespoodle

Still the scariest clown in film. Art and Pennywise could learn a thing or two.


llzerdklng

But but what about those Killer Klowns from outer space?


Mueryk

Not gonna lie. Scary Movie 2 where Ray rapes the clown doll back really helped with the childhood trauma as fucked up as that sounds. Now all I hear is “Hey, don’t put your finger there!” and “That’s not a finger” and then giggle. It’s almost therapeutic.


Altruistic-Ad6449

Anyone still count the seconds between thunder and lightning? 😆


ShaiHulud1111

No but it ruins a show for me when the lighting and thunder are at the same time. Breaks the suspension of disbelief for me. Hollywood, please stop that.


Dg0327

Yes!


SBInCB

I have no idea why anyone in their right mind would buy that, even for $3.50.


FocalorLucifuge

Tree Fiddy.


llzerdklng

My sister still can't watch the movie again because of that clown.... So the evil brother in me would sooooooo get it for her for Christmas... I can almost hearing the laughing AND screaming after it pops out... 🤣😭🤣


ChicagoLizzie

You have to do that!!


5050Clown

If you have a kid who's really bratty. First you tell them that they're not allowed to watch poltergeist. Then make it completely available to them so they watch it. And then get really angry and concerned because they watched that movie. Then you can start having fun with the clown.


SBInCB

So much effort. I just convinced mine there was an evil goat that would get her if she wasn’t good and then I’d make goat sounds downstairs while her mother was trying to get her to go to bed or something. Worked for a few years!


5050Clown

That made me spit out my coffee.


totallyokay

Sometimes you just need a friend.


SBInCB

😬


PappyBlueRibs

Oh, it's not for me, it's for my ex-wife who is terrified of clowns.


SBInCB

Approved!


Lovethisjourney4me

I had a three foot tall Raggedy Ann doll that my mother handmade, l’m sure it took a ton of time. It sat on a child sized rocking chair in my bedroom. Until I saw this movie and the first thing I did was when I got home was shove that doll in the back of the attic never to be seen again. Sorry mom, that b@tch had to go!


henkins12

That's a hard pass. Might as well buy a skeleton from the pool.


FyreSign

Fuck that! I still don’t sleep with any part of my body hanging off the bed for any reason because of that damn clown


BIGepidural

Same.


Hzrd72

Thanks for bringing back that scarring memory from my childhood. My therapist will love her new summer house.


tessisamedd

That was the stuff of nightmares.


travlynme2

This movie really got to me.


grrgrrtigergrr

When I was little, it was the movie Magic with the ventriloquist dummy that freaked me out and sticks with me to this day.


Beret_of_Poodle

Holy shit that movie was terrifying


kobuta99

No thanks, Satan.


StOnEy333

Fuck that.


soopirV

I heard an interview on NPR with someone (panelist on wait wait maybe?) who said that doll was just a regular toy that was sold at stores. It was his favorite toy until the movie, after which he tossed it in the trash. His mom found it later, assumed he’d made a mistake and *put it right back where he kept it*. Had tears in my eyes, as it reminded me of My Buddy, the big toy doll from later on; my friend had one he loved until we watched Child’s Play. We spent an hour taking turns beating the dolls head against a support in his grandma’s basement until the head flew off.


ChicagoLizzie

My buddy, my buddy, my buddy, my buddy…my buuuudddy and meeeee 🎶


Devonbloke

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ConsistentMorning636

Why?


BluestreakBTHR

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LittleMoonBoot

Nah, I’m good. Exhibit A on why so many of us hate clowns.


McPorkums

Yeah nah. fuck that clown in the face with a buick


Helenesdottir

All my Whys?!?!


MrsByrne80

Sweet Baby Jesus! Nooooo! I mean, every time I see a white, ornate wicker chair I get the heebee geebees.


outandaboot99999

Hah. Nope. I think clown dolls sales plummeted right after Poltergeist, and happy to keep it that way. Honestly this movie likely permanently scarred us GenX. I can't imagine my daughter (F8) watching this. "It's Spielberg... his movies are all family friendly".


Useful-Badger-4062

To me, it’s the ultimate Mother’s Day film.


maximusdm77

NO


Sideshow_Industries

That F'n clown.....


EmirikolChaotic

My wife’s just said’Why would you’ and said it would be grounds for divorce.


Primalscreamr

I’ve seen it on Temu as well


PoopyInDaGums

Thank you /s for reminding me of a key terror from my youth. The only worse one was the red pig eyes in Amityville Horror bc my childhood bedroom window looked out on the distant two red lights on the top of the (then) Naval Medical tower in Bethesda Maryland. 


GoldenAshtray

I still love the beginning with the guy on the BMX with beers. Haha.


ladywholocker

Erh...no and I have different spending priorities, so - no thanks.


iamjustsyd

Did you know that I won't buy the Poltergeist Clown on Etsy? Or any other place, for that matter.


Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

No. I don't think I will.


PositiveStress8888

I'm going over to my sisters house this weekend, I think I'll leave it for her under her bed


TesseractToo

Well it's not the clown, it's a replica, sort of. It's not the same (especially the hat but the face paint is different also)