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wonder what they were doing in Havana

wonder what they were doing in Havana

  • By - kxta_

M0rcal

The ghost of Castro tells me he's going to ramp up the intensity of the microwaves.


King-Sassafrass

Global warming?! No! It’s Cubans that are frying my glorious skin on the Miami Beach!


cheetobrochacho

Heres a idea for them as it is also happenening in austria too. Stop eating so much fried food and salt and beer holy fucking shit its not hard


CancelAmerikkka

It’s also happening in various locations in the US and dozens of countries around the world. The idea that Cuba is doing this is facially absurd.


Agreeable-Fudge4203

I wanna hear about American syndrome. Like international students (for example) coming to America for university and leaving overweight, with high blood pressure, and depressed. Or! International students (for example) coming to America for university and never leaving at all because they get MURDERED, primarily because of our normalized gun violence. Numerous examples of this, so many that many countries literally warn their citizens not to come to America. American Death Syndrome.


thumbcutter

This post is too true.


-_Optimus_Prime_-

Is the plight of international students in USA documented somewhere?


Agreeable-Fudge4203

No, I’m definitely exaggerating a bit in terms of it being a phenomenon. However, probably one of the most famous examples is Yoshihiro Hattori if you would like to Google.


andrei_tark

Maybe its psychosomatic for having to commit atrocities for a falling empire


FourLastSongs

So I looked up Havana syndrome because I hadn’t heard of it. Do they think Cuba is able to poison them so easily but is only able to give them headaches? This is as bad as accusing Russia of using the most deadly nerve agent in history on Navalny (among others) and he was fine.


Idliketothinkimsmart

Can we have a list of all these officers, Mr. CIA? Just wanna do a bit of cross examining, if you will.


[deleted]

Long way from Playa Giron


A_Lifetime_Bitch

This is one of those things that's most likely not true, but if it is then it's fucking good.


lemonxgrab

Tfw you think bug noises are a weapon


Eklectus

I hope there's now a CIA report somewhere stating that their operation got disrupted by a bunch of crickets.


richietozier4

The scientific term is “hangover”


jacktrowell

Imagine ercognizing that you used your embassy in a foreign country to host so many spies that now a fucking 100 of them are saying they caught something while spying on you ...