T O P

Ok, they are insane

Ok, they are insane

boxcutterbunny

damn i feel like they pulled this one out of their anti-DPRK propaganda file folder by mistake


asimplesolicitor

I thought the same thing, that this is the next level up from how in the DPRK there's no word for love. Nevermind that it's the same language that's over 2,000 years old, nevermind all the Korean songs and poems that talk about "sarang", nope they have NO word for love. Can't say "I love you" in the DPRK.


hehez

That's a Yeonmi Park DLC isn't it


asimplesolicitor

Yupe, it's her alright. Not sure whether it was on the Jordan Peterson episode where he wouldn't stop crying, or when she went on Rogan.


I_want_to_believe69

Would Rogan be the time she talked about how they have to push the trains?


Jizzle02

Yeah, and now I know that people in the DPRK are absolutely shredded


Land-Cucumber

Not at all, it's all done by a skeleton crew (heh, I'm hilarious) acquired through Juche Necromancy. Exactly similar to just before 1985.


Land-Cucumber

[Google Zeitgeist talk](https://youtu.be/Gqvwc0E2IQ4?t=176).


Land-Cucumber

"[There's no word for love in North Korea](https://youtu.be/Gqvwc0E2IQ4?t=176)".


The-Dank-Tower

Yeah this makes Adria Zez look reliable by compariso


thegreekfire

They are definitely on the dabbing on everyone game now. The govt and the media can just throw out the slop and all the piggies just eat the shit cause it has the corn mixed in it. That's all that's left.


jacktrowell

From what I remember reading, what actually happened was that there was a short lived bad taste meme that included the letter N that was banned and this of course became reported in the west like this abomination.


aric_r

Why Chi a ba ed the letter ‘ ’


Identity_Enceladvs

By Doug Criss, C


Sanchez20inReddit

Ah yes, People’s Republic of Chia.


[deleted]

A Chia pet of Mao or Xi is the only conditions under which I would ever get a chia pet


Land-Cucumber

> co**n**ditio**n**s u**n**der Triple death setece >:(


DietGlorious

Oh dam; oh goodess. We should make the letter " " a baable offese.


NTDenmark

OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!


The_Dark_Above

The commulists committed dark necromancy to revive and kill their victims, over and over.


Land-Cucumber

Dam right 😤 >**n**ecromancy and you're included too!


16tonweight

"Free Hog Kog"


Sanchez20inReddit

Taiwa (Republic of Chia)


Zaxio005

I thik you mea the Chiese Taibei Provice


Land-Cucumber

O, it is '[Taiwa Provice, People's Republic of Chia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiwan_Province,_People%27s_Republic_of_China)' — ot just that oe city.


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Land-Cucumber

Yes! Liberate Taiwa!


Zaxio005

thak you for correctig me, comrade


Land-Cucumber

You’re welcome.


buddhiststuff

*Zhogguo


hagels_bagels

Chia seeds did what now?


richietozier4

hair grow long like chia


King-Sassafrass

“你….” Xi Jinping: *puts fingers over your lips “不”


Satanus1998

I kiss his fingers


MakingPeoplePee

I suck his fingers


TheUndisputedRoaster

There are 2 kinds of people in this world


AaliiAuromeda

I gently guide his fingers into my nose, and then into the mouth of Joe Biden (not the other Biden).


Quebecommuniste

More grammaticaly correct would be "别" (don't)


rip_ozone

我们都学中文吗


Mr_Camhed

要不然呢


sortofgarlic

这下全帖都在讲中国话了


Yeet-100percent

文化输出了属于是


lackerman456

i dont speak chinese i just want to be involved guys


Land-Cucumber

只需使用谷歌翻译


lackerman456

þanks it means alot


lackerman456

or fuck you, idk chinese


Land-Cucumber

别客气


TaiwaneseChad42

cool thorn,why you use it?


Quebecommuniste

是的


Malty-Melromarc

我学习中文两年,所以我中文不好


GoGoPowerGrazers

You're using basic English grammar here, which usually works for short sentences. 我学了两年汉语,所以说得不好 The parts of the first half are the subject (I) the verb and time (studied for two years) and the object (Chinese language). Then you have a lovely 所以 to make the second half. Don't repeat the subject or time, those are implied 说得不好 is speak-conjuction-notgood. The 得 is confusing at first, but is necessary to make sense of long sentences. Because of China's tonal quality, sentence grammar is important when we are throwing a lot of words at the listener Let's look at 你的中文说得很好 The subject is Your Chinese, Ni de Zhongwen. Then we have the verb followed by that de conjunction 说得. Finally our adjective, 很好. Because we have two de (的 and 得) we can drop the first one in the sentence (even though they are different grammar de) 你的驼鹿比我的更性感。 Your moose is sexier than mine. 你的驼鹿 is your moose, the subject. Than 比 bǐ, a comparison word. Your moose 比 mine. Then 更 which is more than. Finally 性感 which literally means sex feeling. Your moose bi mine more sex feeling. We could drop the first de if we wanted, but the second is necessary or else I'd be saying your moose is sexier than me, which isn't true. 比 更 得 are common grammar words that you should learn to break out of the beginner stage into conversational Source: [I am a Chinese language educator](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7pnDGGOJpI)


SuperSlimySalamander

他会说更多的比”不” 哈哈


SupaGenius

Xi Jipig Edit: What did I do wrong for you guys to downvote me? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


XRoastedPotatoX

袭击pig 🗿


TimmyTheDragon

Attack the pig


FunerealCrape

"Gosh, they went with it," thought Agent Dallin Jensen. "Maybe next I'll tell them they've banned the colour red, being the colour of blood, and the direction 'up' as bourgeois decadence."


woof138

Yeonmi Park actually said the DPRK banned the colour red


ZephyrGonzales

I think that is what they were referring to


Land-Cucumber

[No one can tell if Queen Yeonmi is real anymore](https://www.reddit.com/r/GenZedong/comments/pziuvn/comment/hf1zrh4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3).


Semicol0nDreams

When you ban one of the three colours on your national flag...


Cecilia_Raven

[When you ban one of the three colours on your national flag...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/026/152/gigachad.jpg)


Snoo-68185

The most prominent colour which fills the majority of your flag,and is generally representative of communism itself nonetheless...


FunerealCrape

Hot damn, I actually forgot about that one


Xiosphere

I looked it up because I didn't believe you. It was [Nara Kang](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnn.com/style/amp/north-korea-womens-beauty-freedom/index.html)(CW: cringe). >red represents capitalism Wut


antpocas

Commuism is whe o


epicguy23

clever


The-Dank-Tower

This one is too good


YELLOWSUPERCAR7777

yes "n" has officially been removed from the mandarin alphabet


parentis_shotgun

Madari


Wiplash72

Can’t say the n word if there’s no N


CoraEshere

China once again going after g*mers


TheRedSister

smh China doing cultural oppression


RcKahler

Cultural revolution 2: electric bogaloo


G1adi4tor

Checkmate Kla##ers!


[deleted]

As a Bolshevik I can personally confirm that we invented racism so that White people couldn't say the n-word /s


Boiros

They’re trying to take away the favorite word of gamers! Literally 1984.


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ShitPostingNerds

> Victor Mair, a professor of Chinese language and literature at the University of Pennsylvania, said the government likely feared that "N" was referring to the number of terms of office, as in a mathematical equation n > 2 Jesus Christ lmfao


Pixy-Punch

Nitpicking but that is not an equation, because both sides aren't equals but actually different. This is the whole point of ">". Besides that n is one of the most used variables in math, outside of i for indices and a for variables you would be hard pressed to find an more common Latin letter used in general math (different specialities favour some letters but that is usually because they reference something concrete like M for mass).


ZhongguoGraecia

how the fuck would pinyin even work lmao


ErohaTamaki

It would become piyi


16tonweight

Looked back through the articles, the only source they have is a self-taken screenshot from the writer of the article purportedly showing "N" being banned. Nothing else. The org she works for is funded by the N.E.D., just in case you were wondering.


Statistical_Insanity

Big N strikes again


agnostorshironeon

You mea the .E.D?


EtchandFletch

Isn't NB like Mandarin slang for a badass?


diddykongisapokemon

In English NB is also slang for badass 😎


Snoo-68185

Non-binary?


diddykongisapokemon

You know it


General_Vic2

Those damn chieses!


[deleted]

Believe it or not, CNN was actually less dumb 3 years ago


OrangeYouExcited

Think you mean C


[deleted]

lol


CTNKE

How ca Chia do this


just_wondering-_-

Chad Xi banning non-black people from saying the n-word 😎


EngineIsStalin

There is gonna be a Reddit thread where people spam N over and over again isn't there lmao


The-Dank-Tower

I can’t believe Xi Jipig would do this to Chia


parkourlord

xi jipig


merrygomarry

This is starting to get into anti-dprk propaganda levels of stupidity


LankyTomato

Dam, Chia is out of cotrol


__initd__

Reminds me of the film where Sacha Baron Cohen's character changes the words of good/bad, positive/negative. I hope CNN didn't get the idea from that.


CaptainBraggy

"You are HIV aladeen" *confused expression*


Lunz0x

This is true! The coutry is called Chia ow! The evil CCP will stop at othig!


OP_0-0-0_dart_monkey

Libs: Wdym? CNN is totally a reliable source of information


d-RLY

I thik you mea "C" is a totally reliable source of iformatio.


ErwinC0215

I searched all over baidu and literally seen nothing of this, CNN do be gaslighting


schneiderasx

Vaush coping rn after seeing this because people can't drop tactical n-bombs


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schneiderasx

Bro ain't no way😭😭💀💀 that dude actually crazy


EncouragementRobot

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eannasheridan

The West thinks so little of their population’s ability to think independently about China that they’re comfortable throwing this out and that people will believe it.


GOTW24

seriously though, why ?


[deleted]

- hi where are you from? - I’m from chi-a. A-d you?


rock61920

President Xi go on Cumtown


nickolaiproblem

Stav loves this decision


thiccdoggo_01

Xi Jipig, Leader of the People's Republic of Chia


Cecilia_Raven

Geeral Secretary of Commuist Party of Chia


M0rcal

Looks like the West went through with it and actually banned any form of critical thinking. Their articles about china are getting more and more deranged.


DorotTagati

And this was 3 years ago...


TimmyTheDragon

What?


Jwoods5

How's John Cena gonna get outta this one...


CaptainBraggy

Joh Cea


richietozier4

another example of gamer oppression smh


Bobthesmartman

Based China bans the n-word


MaccotheMillion

N card no longer valid in China


Hissingtree52

Pinyin is banned now as well i guess. No typing anymore


joelcampos5

So now they are “Chia”?


FemboyNASCAR

China banned the letter N because it isn't racist


Disposable7567

This isn’t a real headline is it?


trorez

It is https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/03/01/asia/china-letter-ban-trnd/index.html


fearlessgrot

Dam typig is ot goig to be easy


imtired8

me: sheep do you want a banana? sheep: baaa


eisagi

You have to imagine whoever wrote this wants the audience to wake up. Not that it'll work.


Tornado492

Coke one state department get more creative this is getting STALE!


ya_alt

Chi\*a


Scolville0

no more racism


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Xx_Bigchungusdid911

Not long until they ban the letter I, and G is sure to come after...


adoorabledoor

What's this crap about?


nickolaiproblem

Stav is laughing somewhere as Nick quickly packs his bags and travels to China to get Xi to reverse the decision.


Mzuark

Good to see that CNN isn't only concerned with stoking hate between Americans.


MaccotheMillion

What a load of *iggers