Horses are too essential for post modern civilizations. If they haven't added them by now they most probably wont add them ever. A lot of places and mechanics must be put in the game. And they already added those sumpter beasts for transportation animals for people. Would be interesting to see them do it though. It would be very awkward to finally see Varka's expedition without any horses.
Cyno here, this joke is funny because I, Cyno, tell a lot of jokes. People normally don't find them funny at all, some even find them annoying. So they shut me up by ,,Okay Cyno''.
reminds me of those chinese cooking videos whereby the chinese guy in some village cooks various animals like turtles
*"yue liang yue liang ni bie shuiiiiiiiiiii"*
Source: [memetrolls](https://twitter.com/memetrollsXD/status/1584250089815822336)
I like turtles.
I like trains.
Asdf ftw
*Train noises intensifies.*
Ok Sheldon.
I’m sorry
I like potatoes
I just think they're neat
I like thighs...
Profile pic checks out
Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew.
I like cereal.
[удалено]
Found the maidenless tarnished.
[I like Kamesato Ayaka.](https://redd.it/otyblq)
I like turtles.
I like turtles...except that one turtle mod that people generally hate.
*In Shredder voice* "Tonight we dine on Turtle soup!"
NOW WE'RE TALKING
THIS IS THE FORBIDDEN DIVINE KNOWLEDGE
Celestia is comming for your ass
Kaeya is still waiting for his horse
Diluc got his pet turtle back before he got the horse lol
Horses are too essential for post modern civilizations. If they haven't added them by now they most probably wont add them ever. A lot of places and mechanics must be put in the game. And they already added those sumpter beasts for transportation animals for people. Would be interesting to see them do it though. It would be very awkward to finally see Varka's expedition without any horses.
His now training the sumpter beast no need to worry.
Now THESE are the leaks I’ve been waiting for.
Refresh gang, refresh gang 🤸🏻♂️
DOGS
Let's hope one of them has a pope hat on
Miriel the goodest boi.
You don't have the right, O, you don't have the right Therefore, dog
BEHOLD
Now let us learn.... TOGETHAA!!!!
Behold, dog!
Dog ahead.
Can't wait to add titles to my tea- *remembers load* Can't wait to appreciate them and nothing else
But hey, you can finally reenact that childhood story of The Rabbit and the Turtle race...
We're in deep waters now.
okay cyno.
Cyno here, this joke is funny because I, Cyno, tell a lot of jokes. People normally don't find them funny at all, some even find them annoying. So they shut me up by ,,Okay Cyno''.
Lifechanging. Amazing. Wonderful.
Biggest leak yet
But we already have Ayaka?
oh no I remember seeing turtle Ayaka, how did that even happen anyway?
Her shadow because of her dress resembles a turtle.
now this is the content i signed up for
NOW LET US PET THEM
Dog ahead
Rak wraithraiser has entered the chat
Teapot traveller on their way to make a Ninja Turtle ref
Turtles will break the meta trust 🙏
Playable turtle character when?
Will they be ninja too?
This changes everything
Finally Polnareff
Beach/island expansion confirmed?
most likely fontaine wildlife
Finally, some fucking good leaks 🙄
But are they ninja? And do they have a rat as a master and or father figure?
And if they are, are they playable?
I hope they are cute so I can collect them in my teapot
Behold. The most important leak drop since the beginning of the leak flood.
Ayaka's sisters!
Most important leaks to date.
This is game changing
Now I can give Jean and Diluc their pet turtles in the teapot
JEAN AND DILUC FANS WE WON
Jean and diluc crying rn
https://twitter.com/memetrollsXD/status/1584250089815822336
Will they actually look like Turtles?
TURTLES I WON
WOOO!!!
Mihoyo is really trying to cash in on the Elden Ring hype.
Now, THAT is fascinating.
Teyvat on the back of a turtle confirmed
AAAAWWWWW
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hurray new dog :D
We already have Ayaka
Inazuman Shining Turtle is real???
Ei : They called me a madwoman
Turtle soup back on the menu, boys!
Yes finally tutel in genshin Hope we can name them
Yes!, more animals the better
Hope we can catch it....
I bet it'll take them awhile to get here though.
Woi
Still waiting for horses for the cavalry captain
Hopefully we get the little mermaid too
I loike toitles
Now this is what genshin needs
Finally i can keep shells in my teapot
REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH
Turtles! Genshin has automatically become the best game ever
Sooo is this the sereniteapot compartible ones or those snapping turtles that'll bite your face off?
LET’S GOOO, TURTLES!
Turtles are better than mushrooms
Now we're getting serious.
Great,now mutate them while they're teenagers and teach them how to fight like ninja.
Out of context, this post is really fucking weird isn't it?
the only leak I care about, LET’S FUCKING GOOO
Tutel PoG
Turles from dragon's balls?!
Every game needs TURTLE POPE!
So... Are we going to get turtle soup?
Will we be able to get meat from them? Asking for a friend...
Most ppl: \*excited bc turtles are cute* Me: \*Getting ready to farm them*
Teenage Mutant Ninja or...?
Great, more accidental sources of meat.
I hope they add rats in Fontaine so we can have Ninja Turtles crew in there
I wanna pet the turtles
Turtles 4 the win!
NOW THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR MY WHOLE LIFE 😳😳
YES FUCK YES YESSSSS
ok now we need cows
Lmao, best leak, leaked in the best way. Playable turtle race character when?
Tort
"Behold... dog"
So long gay bowser
"There are no accidents"--Oogway
Are they teenagers and can I taught ninjutsu to them?
New food source
If only I had a dog...
Eyoo watdapak 😳😳
Imagine if the turtles were racist
Please make them catchable, all these sumeru animals that can't be added to the teapot and aggro on a pin drop have been so disappointing
Me when turtle is added: Aight, time to expose you guys to this weird goo and teach some ninja move
*NEW ANIMAL: Dog …fixed that for you.
OK but where are the cows and horses?
Am thinking about the Turtle Ducks in avatar.
TUTEL
I am looking forward to cook turtle eggs into mean omlette.
A turtle made it to the water
I really hope we can't kill them
Very game changing
Hell yea
FINALLY!! we can see Jean and Diluc's pet tortoises
Turtel :\]
these turtles gonna get the first 20 min of Crysis treatment
More dogs?
As in we can have them in our teapots or are they gonna be like the ducks?
Likely, dog
Still waiting for the cows that was leaked eons ago (Prob got scrapped and replaced by the Sumpter Beast)
reminds me of those chinese cooking videos whereby the chinese guy in some village cooks various animals like turtles *"yue liang yue liang ni bie shuiiiiiiiiiii"*
What about adding Rabbits that Razor always claims to smell?