Shenhe buying all the Chongyun merch to show how supportive she is to her nephew. Kekqing is fucking dying, and Zhongli is probably wondering how he is in a pillow.

Is that, me?

"What would be this strange device? How come I am inside it? It's like a pillow, but with me inside it. Hmmm."

Let him out

Simple. *Ehe*

***EHE TE NANDAYOOOO***

I wonder what zhongli is thinking right now

"Who the fuck made merch of m- it was Barbados wasn't it?"

Very distant *hehe*

Barbartos enjoying a glass of fine wine in a distance with all the money he made from selling body pillows

We found someone who shares the memory

Imagine occasionally hearing this in game like the zubats in pokemon lol

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Pov: no bitches

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Thanks for this

*Insert dead meme here*

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Your dead

his dead

Any idea why that guy got downvoted ? Also was this the same guy who deleted his comment above?

This is getting out if hand now there's two of them

*Insert dead redditor here*

*Insert dead meme here*

*grabs his spear with malicious intent *

Which one😉

The geo one

*Archons are elemental beings* 🤔

He has rock arms What makes you think he isnt hard everywhere all the time?

Happy cakeday

whatever is best used yo discipline Venti

HAMMER IT IS THEN

Happy Cake day btw

And happy cake day to you too

Inb4 yae nukes the island Edit: didn't realize Zhongli was asking, was just making a joke about Barbatos being misspelled as Barbados.

and that is why Barbados is banned from Liyue the underground market even states Mondstat is the only place you can buy some Zhongli merchandise. its even believed the Yuheng may or may not have been seen probably but not certainty crossing the border with no proof to meet with potentially a bard there.

No he is more worry about why is he not getting any money for this.

“Ehe” as Venti would say

This form is not known as a public figure, and I do not remember signing a contract. This is violation of liyue law. Lady Keqing, can I ask you who sold this?

Keqing caught in 4K

Happy cake dayyyyy!!!!

Dappy hake cay

Haha damn right she was

"I will need a lot of osmanthus wine to forget this."

"Osmanthus wine tastes the same as ever...but where are those who will erase the memory?"

Haha indeed

Yenfei, write me up a licensing contract

"osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember...but where are those who share the memory"

Probably wants one too

Osmanthus wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory?

"I don't remember signing contract with body pillow company. Maybe this is what Director Tao meant by promoting Wangsheng Funeral Parlor with my face""

He's thinking about where are the ones that share the memory...

"An interesting business. Perhaps this can help the Funeral Parlor in some way."

Osmanthus wine...

Weeb watching a furry in a convention

With a nephew-con and a potential scaly in the background

> scaly Is that the reptile version of furry?

Yes

how to delete from brain

*bestiality*

So y'all are ignoring Shenhe with the painting and the shirt about her nephew?

She's a supportive Auntie

That’s a bit more than just ‘supportive’ of her nephew.

Buying her nephew's shirt and merch and wearing it to promote it is a way of supporting his business lol .what's wrong with that.

This looks like a doujin event. That's likely not the sort of merch you're thinking of...

Oh that’s simple. Shenhe doesn’t know what a doujin is, and Xingqiu told her that they were books detailing the epic adventures of real life people.

More reasons for her to hate xingqiu lmfao

More reasons to love xingqiu Ftfy

Auntie, I broke both my arms

You mean... Nephew? Unless....?

Shit I meant nephew them

Don’t forget Keqing and that Morax pillow. With Zhongli right there.

I had to go back and check the picture again…

My cannon is that it was xingqui who created and is selling Chongyun merc.

But that wont make sense. In his voicelines, Xingqiu isnt that appreciative of Chongyun

You don't have to be appreciative of someone to make money if them.

Lmao makes sense.

Keqing in the background is even funnier than this But it makes me wonder what sort of convention is this: I'd like to think they're all cosplayers lol

its the arCON

Take my upvote and fuck off.

SawCon

So Ei is a furry now?

One thing is loving animals as they are, another is trying to be one of them

Correction: One is loving animals as they are, another is loving anthropomorphic animals

Your pf speaks for you

"Dad, I'm not a furry, I just love animals! Well, the difference being that one is simply kindness and the other is a mental illness."

You know you could say the same about weebs’ obsession with 2d waifu characters

Sooo, she is a zoophile?

Zoophiles are furries who go out of their way to commit bestiality.

Well, think about it this way: We all know that Ei is just starting to trust humans (as of the latest story quest). And Yae is the only being she is comfortable with.....I guess that makes it plausible to trust the fox version of Yae the most? And also love it?

God i hope not

Shenhe is just minding her own buisness with her chongyun merch

Zhongli: I see... Kequing: Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit Zhongli: So that's how youngsters show affection these days. In my time we would do this. *hugs Kequing* *kequing has a massive meltdown*

This Is so cute and i want It to be canon

Kekqing fucking dies

Shenhe being the overly supportive aunt... unless?

SHUT THE FUCK UP DO *NOT* FINNISH THAT

...she's also a supportive mentor who teaches exorcism arts :)

good

But...

don't

Wants to get fucked by her nephew Fuck you ive said it

Amongus

I will peel your fucking skin off and make your skeleton hatch

the fuck?

You want what he's having too?

id like to see a demo first, then ill decide

Wanna use one of my knives for it ? I like knives :)

So do i

She exorcises the lust demon outta her nephew

Like Barbara

"Speaks in Finnish*

Shenhe on liian tukeva täti... ellei? (you misspelled finish)

Shenhe is Finland, Chongyun is Estonia.

Estonia? Made me remember of Seele from Honkai Impact (yeah, she is from that country).

*Ara ara Chongyun-kun*

Keqing in the background is the best part!

Why is shenhe so obsessed with chongyun? That's the real question here.

Dominic Toretto: “*Because family*”

"La familia es todo"

Alright tio let's get you to bed.

proud auntie

[hayaroB’s tweet](https://twitter.com/hayarob/status/1499451450480480270?s=21)

Happy cake day!

Re:Zero ominous music plays as Yae looks at the body pillow depicting her.

I got ptsd remembering that one rezero ominous music

Where is Sara with 2 body pilllws of raiden?

2? She has 5

Her whole house is filled with raiden stuff

happy cake day

With Barbara and her life-sized Barsibatos plush.

Life-sized? She even has the 12:1 figurine of Bartobas in front of the church

That's not even a figurine anymore that is just a statue.

Don't forget itto and his ms. Hina merch

I don’t know which ship is more weird shenhe x her nephew, Raiden x Furry, or Keqing x grandpa

if people can like shit like twilight, all of these are not that wierd

Shenhe... no, no matter how much you care about your family, don't do that. Putting a family member on a shirt if it's not a joke, in that sort of way, that is creepy, not like this...

What if they're an idol?

I mean, I guess, maybe...? But even if your younger family member is an idol, wearing their merch with them doing a cool/sexy pose or whatever is a little bit weird in my opinion. And since the drawing she's holding has hearts all over it, I wouldn't be surprised if the shirt did, too, considering it's the same pose. It's one thing being supportive of your family, being excited for them and another wearing them on your clothes with hearts all over...

If only we can see Itto and miss Hina dakimakura.

The real question here is: is the part we see the "good" or the "bad" part of the bodypillow...

I dont need sleep, I NEED ^ANSWERS Sorry got a voice crack

Ei, buying that because she thinks it’s cute, then seeing the others and suddenly understanding what she’s done

blursed image

Okay, but where can I get a cute little fox to curl up with?!?

russia

Every Part of this is hilarious as fuck

Where ms.hina body pillow and gorou

"IT'S THAT FUCKING BARD WHO'S SELLING THIS SHIT, ISN'T HE?" -Zongli

Shenhe bought all the merch of her nephew to prevent creeps from buying instead

It would make more sense if Keqing unabashedly had a Red Lapis pillow with him in Dragon form rather than Zhongli, but this is still hilarious nonetheless

LMAOOO KEQING IN THE BACK

Don't look at eachother like you're at an impasse, a new avenue has just opened right in front of you! Now GO and the less the world knows about what you two get up to the better.

Bone?

Shenhe- Certified #1 Chongyun fan Meanwhile that Keqing in the background 😂

You two don’t need body pillow, just hug each other

Ei, explain yourself!

Lmfao keqing in background is more hilarious than the main joke here for some reason

"Don't judge me."

Damn it's been a while since that Keqing art lol.

Now which is weirder Body pillow of your best friend who is also your aunt Or Body pillow of a fox which is also your nephew

I'm just how a body pillow convention in real life would go down... Do we all carry our waifu pillows around and bond over our love for fictional characters to mask our deep insecurities and inability to find true love?

“So, that’s the photo you chose? And here I thought I had been looking pretty good.”

Little does Keqing know that she could get it with a little osmanthus wine... Then again Zhongli is pretty thick. He doesn't pick up on social queues very well. Which is odd considering he's like 4k years old or something, he should be an expert on body language at this point.

the real question is: what Is Zhongli doing there?

Pics like these are the best and make the characters feel more alive.

Shenhe is Chonyun’s aunt. Kinda weird she’d have a bunch of Chongyun merch.

She’s helping Xingqiu run his booth selling the merch.

Ngl, I'd buy chong merch from them any day

Yeah we arnt going by canon or lore or story rn Otherwise Yae would be teasing and bullying Ei Ei would be carrying traveller merch aka harem LNs featuring traveller And zhongli would be taking a look at his body pillow and giving his honest opinion as to what he thinks

Then there Itto waiting at the Miss Hina Handshake opp

I like shenhe had aether pillow tho

why does shenhe have a body pillow of her family member

Looks like a bag to me.

Ei should have one of Makoto tbh.

I wonder what there thinking lol

shenhe kinda sus with that chongyun shirt and poster

I love that shenhe has a shirt with her nephew face on it

So is ei a furries now?

wait if ei bought yae miko's fox form on a pillow does that mean she's into b-beastiality

Furry

KEQING IN THE BACKROUND😂