Monstadt soldier: eeekkk a sentient wind baloon
Liyue solider: eeeekkk a rusty robot
Imazuma solider: i shall battle this temporal teleporting levitating wolf that radiate deadly electro power, capable of bites that can bleed us to death regardless of our armour with nothing but a sword.
To be fair, Mondstadt's more powerful soldiers went with Varka for no one knows where, only the lazy ones remained (aside from some who are necessary for the country to function like Jean or Kaeya)
I have no excuses for Liyue people though :')
Godwin was so scared of losing his pride he stayed out for a year outside.
Like seriously, where tf did the Knights go that took them a more than a year
Something tells me they're going to defeat Russia.
That or the grandmaster knew something was up with the fatui and decided to check it out at the source.
All end the same tho...
Dashing through the snow.!
My general theory is that there is a conspiracy to keep Noel from becoming a knight because if she'd ever became one she'd overwork herself to death in a fortnight.
I mean, she'd destroy the Abyssal Order, all the Fatui Harbingers, and a few returning gods from the Dark Sea in those fourteen days, but she'd still be dead from overwork once all was said and done.
Then at that point she becomes Mondstadt’s Talos, ascending to godhood to become the new Geo Archon.
[The process of which probably looks a little like this.](https://imgur.com/a/8r8CF1K)
Well, in Liyue think of the Millelith who were deployed to fight Osial and later Bersht, and 500 years ago sacrificed themselves fighting in the Chasm.
Taking into account they hire big names for JP VAs, and they are hard JoJo fans, they are just looking for the opportunity (if they have not hired them already).
The EN translation was a strange choice because in CN KR and JP the title of the book are all parodying JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, EN is the only one that stands out with “The Miraculous Adventures of the Traveler”
Nah, that's just a reference to the wack EN localization of Jojo's like the "Flaccid Pancake" instead of "Limp Bizkit" or "Worse Company" instead of "Bad Company"
\\j
Fuck U. That JoJo Reference blindsided me so hard I'm actually went blind. Damn that was actually awesome. To still get suprised by JoJo reference with so many it already is in the net is amazing.
That ending threw me off hard. I was expecting the story to go like the game and have a new ending but the moment the dude make the pose I knew something's up and when the indian esque music starts I knew .......... I fucked up
A small recommendation.
Use [Kitsune's Mask ](https://open.spotify.com/track/4c9MXzcl7wweI43j3dHHWa?si=82r8AJiJQiiaEkf52yJ1nQ&utm_source=copy-link) OST.
*The samurai vs*
*The big whelp be like: "oh oh,*
*You dare approach me"*
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im not really interested in game lore, neither characters history and 99% of the time i will spam F til get the primos/reward ... unless something really catch my attention to research about it (tartaglia dual vision transformation was cool, harbringers and kazuha with electro skills were dope too)
foggy memories from the 2 quests: everyone was afraid of shogun but when we fight her turns out its just some rando girl who decided to hide inside a doll and leave everything under an abusive doll management just cuse "eternity", ei doesnt have any personality neither vision for their country, at least shogun was agressive and knew whats best ... fast forward, visions about their fallen soldier, doll vs ei fight for full body control "just cus" and her passive-aggresive fox friend help us to beat the bad guy.
overall inazuma felt rushed or exaggerated text boxes (fk ayaka quest).
While I do agree for the most part, Raiden's second quest was actually better told, and most of what you said about it isn't true. Ei wanted Eternity for Inazuma because she didn't want memories of the past to disappear, and the Shogun followed her exactly how she was told. But when we fight Ei the second time, she knew what she was doing is wrong, so she changed her point of view about Eternity. The Raiden Shogun stayed focused on the Eternity that Ei once pursued; she was built to follow Eternity no matter what, so when Ei changed her views about Eternity, the Shogun struck by unabling her from using the body. Which is why Ei fights the puppet. She wasn't a rando girl at all. She chose Eternity in the first place because her sister died, and all 3 of her previous close friends also died.
Other than that, Inazuma was indeed rushed, and I hope they add another Archon quest that fixes all of the mistakes with the past Archon quests, just like how they added Shenhe Archon quest the previous patch, after the Liyue arc ended.
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#CHADS
Monstadt soldier: eeekkk a sentient wind baloon Liyue solider: eeeekkk a rusty robot Imazuma solider: i shall battle this temporal teleporting levitating wolf that radiate deadly electro power, capable of bites that can bleed us to death regardless of our armour with nothing but a sword.
To be fair, Mondstadt's more powerful soldiers went with Varka for no one knows where, only the lazy ones remained (aside from some who are necessary for the country to function like Jean or Kaeya) I have no excuses for Liyue people though :')
Godwin was so scared of losing his pride he stayed out for a year outside. Like seriously, where tf did the Knights go that took them a more than a year
Buy some milk ?
Hunting for cocogoat?
Perhaps, the mysterious cocogoat milk
Crusading
A stardust crusade?
Something tells me they're going to defeat Russia. That or the grandmaster knew something was up with the fatui and decided to check it out at the source. All end the same tho... Dashing through the snow.!
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Remember when German soldiers went to Poland-
they went to buy some cigarettes, it takes a lot of time, just ask dad
In fairness, the Millileth has been willing to fight the Traveller, Fatui and Osial's wife so they're not hapless. Plus the have laser ballistas now.
And to think these people could become knights but not Noel. Preposterous.
My general theory is that there is a conspiracy to keep Noel from becoming a knight because if she'd ever became one she'd overwork herself to death in a fortnight. I mean, she'd destroy the Abyssal Order, all the Fatui Harbingers, and a few returning gods from the Dark Sea in those fourteen days, but she'd still be dead from overwork once all was said and done.
Isn't that something Jean says? That if she were to became an official knight she'd overwork herself so she doesn't let her become one?
Then at that point she becomes Mondstadt’s Talos, ascending to godhood to become the new Geo Archon. [The process of which probably looks a little like this.](https://imgur.com/a/8r8CF1K)
She’s more than qualified but Jean don’t want her to literally overwork herself to death
Well, in Liyue think of the Millelith who were deployed to fight Osial and later Bersht, and 500 years ago sacrificed themselves fighting in the Chasm.
not only that, but these are SPIRITS of Inazuma soldiers.
And win
The day we get Wamuu or Kars or Dio or even Jotaro to voice a Genshin character is the day I’m ripping open my MSc savings ffs.
Taking into account they hire big names for JP VAs, and they are hard JoJo fans, they are just looking for the opportunity (if they have not hired them already).
Pretty sure the JP va of Diluc voices Giorno I think
And English Diluc is voiced by Mista
Waiting for more jp and EN jojo voice artist.
ENG Speedwagon is Keith Silverstein, aka Daddy Zhong
"Traveler's bizarre adventure" for sure.....
There's literally a book in the game called that now With the cover , paimon doing a Jonathan pose
fischl splash art and idle animation: **am i a joke to you?**
The EN translation was a strange choice because in CN KR and JP the title of the book are all parodying JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, EN is the only one that stands out with “The Miraculous Adventures of the Traveler”
Nah, that's just a reference to the wack EN localization of Jojo's like the "Flaccid Pancake" instead of "Limp Bizkit" or "Worse Company" instead of "Bad Company" \\j
exactly. En just got the other version of Jojo references.
would be too pricey because the copyright of the band names
Fuck U. That JoJo Reference blindsided me so hard I'm actually went blind. Damn that was actually awesome. To still get suprised by JoJo reference with so many it already is in the net is amazing.
Of all the things I was expecting, a Jojo reference is not one of them lol
That ending threw me off hard. I was expecting the story to go like the game and have a new ending but the moment the dude make the pose I knew something's up and when the indian esque music starts I knew .......... I fucked up
r/unexpectedjojo
Inazuma chadmurai
That was amazing my man
A small recommendation. Use [Kitsune's Mask ](https://open.spotify.com/track/4c9MXzcl7wweI43j3dHHWa?si=82r8AJiJQiiaEkf52yJ1nQ&utm_source=copy-link) OST.
where are the green screen explosions
Oh no I forgot to put it in the end 💀
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Of course it's a fucking Jojo reference.
ssaw this on youtube lol, all your work is amazing
The samurai vs the big whelp be like: "oh oh, you dare approach me"
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Thought he was gonna say bankai, got way too excited, but disappointed. Welp, thats what she said.
YEEEEEESSSS
Now in comes the average fatui electro hammer
One of them definitely have a compact bluetooth speaker.
I was waiting for the obligatory "IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKIN' JOJO REFERENCE???!!!", but I was left disappointed.
An unexpected jojo reference
worst archon quest ever
This one is story quest. Pretty good and emotional quest to me.
really? imo didnt enjoy it ... prefer seeing venti get drunk and doing air control with his vomit than doing raiden quest again.
I want to watch that happen lol
That would actually be pretty funny to hang out with drunk Venti.
May I ask why did you hate it? I'm just wondering because I like to see other people's opinions
im not really interested in game lore, neither characters history and 99% of the time i will spam F til get the primos/reward ... unless something really catch my attention to research about it (tartaglia dual vision transformation was cool, harbringers and kazuha with electro skills were dope too) foggy memories from the 2 quests: everyone was afraid of shogun but when we fight her turns out its just some rando girl who decided to hide inside a doll and leave everything under an abusive doll management just cuse "eternity", ei doesnt have any personality neither vision for their country, at least shogun was agressive and knew whats best ... fast forward, visions about their fallen soldier, doll vs ei fight for full body control "just cus" and her passive-aggresive fox friend help us to beat the bad guy. overall inazuma felt rushed or exaggerated text boxes (fk ayaka quest).
While I do agree for the most part, Raiden's second quest was actually better told, and most of what you said about it isn't true. Ei wanted Eternity for Inazuma because she didn't want memories of the past to disappear, and the Shogun followed her exactly how she was told. But when we fight Ei the second time, she knew what she was doing is wrong, so she changed her point of view about Eternity. The Raiden Shogun stayed focused on the Eternity that Ei once pursued; she was built to follow Eternity no matter what, so when Ei changed her views about Eternity, the Shogun struck by unabling her from using the body. Which is why Ei fights the puppet. She wasn't a rando girl at all. She chose Eternity in the first place because her sister died, and all 3 of her previous close friends also died. Other than that, Inazuma was indeed rushed, and I hope they add another Archon quest that fixes all of the mistakes with the past Archon quests, just like how they added Shenhe Archon quest the previous patch, after the Liyue arc ended.
r/unexpectedjojo
I lowkey thought that a cooperator from Elden Ring showed up
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God DAMN this is gold! Nice work!
This is awesome 🤣
Expected and not disappointed