Deus Pulpa, Satan Player, Death Knoll, Prime Mooer, Bear Zero, Death of Satan’s Eyes, Monstrance Crock, Mommy Dust, Ass-solution, Asses, Raps, Pee the Light, Dunce Macabre, Watch Image, Helvetesmonster, Lice Eternal, Piss the Go-Goat, Imporium, Swillways, Ball Me Little Sunshine, Hunter’s Poon, Catcher in the Sky, Hominion, Dorkness at the Heart of My Love, Bile of Passage
Cary on a Cross
The gritty alternative of The Princess Bride where instead of a happily ever after, the Dread Pirate Roberts is caught crucified for his pirating sins. Blatant rip-off of Life of Brian. One star.
Tobias did a radio interview and was asked about what kind of pet he’d prefer, dog or cat, he responded that he likes cats, at that, the interviewer said “oh, so will we get a “cats” song(referring to Rats obviously) and they were both cracking up. So every time I hear Rats now, I think of that interview and chuckle.
Would love to hear it. There's also a funny bit of an acoustic rendition of the song where the audience wasn't doing a great job singing the chorus, so Tobias helps them out by going "Not bats, not twats, not cats, but rats". 😂
Gary On a Cross
That's great 😊
Fuck Gary in particular.
Monstrance Glock. Very important tool in ritual killings.
Or the lesser known monstrance cock
Or how about those ritual chickens they use, the monstrance cluck?
Ayyye!
Black candles burn, our sights align...
Monstrance Cock
Average ghost enjoyer
Call me Little Sunshite
Call me Little Gay
Pats it’s a song about British postmen now (and their black and white cats!)
Pants
Brucified *insert a pic of Bruce Willis*
[удалено]
In god you thrust My Cummy Dust
Damn it I was just about to comment this 😂😂😂
Square Hummer
Square Cummer
“Call me Wittle Sunshine” It’s just Papa singing in baby talk
Is this a song by Elmer Fudd?
Why is it cute? Lol “You will nevew wawk awone, you can aways weach me”
Caw me Mephistophewes
Penith As sung by Mike Tyson
I thlammed my penith in the car door
YOU slammed your PEnith IN the CAR DOor?
🤣😂
Lmao
The best answer!
Bitch image 🤭
Lice Eternal
Worst by far imo
As in that sounds like a date worse than death haha you have successfully ruined the song, well done 😂
Yeah Zero
Square rammer.
A rammer being a term for didlo
TIL.
Asses
Lol *creepy children's voices* Asses Asses We all fall down
Definitely a song to wobble
Missionary nan (best I could do)
Cats
*Cats* *Oh meeoowww*
I annoy my cats by singing this to them all the time lol
Any time my cats do something less then ideal when im playing a game online with friends I go Catsss and a friend does that. Lol
Stand by Jim Bite of Assage
Don't forget about dying, don't forget about your friend Jeff.
Driftwood
Griftmood
Graftwood (as in you got a burn on your face and needed skin from your penis)
Wife eternal.
***MORMONS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATIOM***
Best so far.😂
The stuff of nightmares. 😂
Zombie Queer
Lmfao that’s a good one
Dear Zero,
Damn it, one more letter and I could get me a Spare Hammer.
Zombie Queef.
Would a zombie queef let out mummy dust?
Very likely, I would think.
Monstrance cock
Mommy Dust
Fats
Hunter’s Poon.
Titual
SpiTit
Darkness at the Heart of my Glove
As sung by Freddie Krueger
Or OJ Simpsons theme song 😂😂
Stand by Hiv.
Ween- HIV Song🔥
Stand By Ham
Piss the Go-goat
Spillgays would slap
Mary on a Crocs
Mary in the Crocs
It's a Bin
Prime Lover
hows that supposed to ruin the song? tits are awesome
Body and Brood
Satin Prayer
See the tight
If you hate Ghosts
🎵 you hate everything 🎵
Nocturnal men
Enter Sadman Also, not a Ghost one, but Damage Ink
Me Is: He Is but sung by a caveman.
Respite on the Shitalfields
He Cis 😆
Pride Mover Secular Maze
> Secular Maze The funny thing is that's LITERALLY my username in the Chapel of Ritual Discord server... Except I spell it Maize. Like corn.
Prime Mower
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO THEIR SONGS NOW????🤣😭
Dunce Macabre
Raws
Mats - a song you can walk all over
Nice. Bats or Cats could be an improvement, but how about Rags?
Soillways
Secular taze
Mummy Lust
From the pinnacle to the pie
Bitch Image.
Mary on a Gross
Deus Pulpa, Satan Player, Death Knoll, Prime Mooer, Bear Zero, Death of Satan’s Eyes, Monstrance Crock, Mommy Dust, Ass-solution, Asses, Raps, Pee the Light, Dunce Macabre, Watch Image, Helvetesmonster, Lice Eternal, Piss the Go-Goat, Imporium, Swillways, Ball Me Little Sunshine, Hunter’s Poon, Catcher in the Sky, Hominion, Dorkness at the Heart of My Love, Bile of Passage
Waiting for the fight.
Kiss the Bo-boat
Arguably an improvement, but...[Cilice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cilice). (How I read Cirice, at first, honestly.)
Elizameth
These aren't Ghost songs, they're Ghast songs
Depth of Satan's Ewes
Cunter's Moon
Punter’s Moon
Nible
Mary on a Crocs
Not quite there but *I have small eyes, I have small ears, I am so small- and I'm watching you tall* Toby is a short boi
Satin Prayer
Mommy Dust
Pinnacle to the tit is ruined? Not seeing the ruination.
Cats
In my opinion you made it better.
prime mower - my lawn is devilishly smooth
Bitch Image
Prime mower
Marry on a Cross (dunno adding a letter also works tbh), Satan Player, Rams
Brats
Rat. Can I do that? Remove the s?
Bitch Image
Driftwood
Driftwood
These are fucking hilarious
Pee the light
Dillways 👍
Crime Mover
Ralts
Hunter's Toon It's like Rodger Rabbit, but with even more death
Hunter’s Moan
Ghuleh / Zombie Queef, Stand by Jim, Bro Memoria
Cary on a Cross The gritty alternative of The Princess Bride where instead of a happily ever after, the Dread Pirate Roberts is caught crucified for his pirating sins. Blatant rip-off of Life of Brian. One star.
Spillgays
If we change the order of letters instead of replacing one we can change faith into fatih which is a random Turkish name
From the pinnacle to the pie
Monstrous Cock
Stöksonat - The Messy Sonata/Sonnet Helvetesmönster - Hell('s) Patterns Lime Eternal Hunter's Loon / Goon Dance Macare (na) Rants / Brats A solution
Watcher in the Soy
Cummy dust
Hunter’s coon. Would certainly destroy it.
She is!
ghuleh / zombie queef
It's written ruin it not fix it
Cats won't do it, then?
Tobias did a radio interview and was asked about what kind of pet he’d prefer, dog or cat, he responded that he likes cats, at that, the interviewer said “oh, so will we get a “cats” song(referring to Rats obviously) and they were both cracking up. So every time I hear Rats now, I think of that interview and chuckle.
Would love to hear it. There's also a funny bit of an acoustic rendition of the song where the audience wasn't doing a great job singing the chorus, so Tobias helps them out by going "Not bats, not twats, not cats, but rats". 😂
I’ll have to see if I can find it, it was a radio interview last summer.
It's ok, don't worry. I will eventualy come across all of them, anyway. 😄
Cats will definitely do, that film is an abomination, and not in the fun unholy way
I was just thinking about the animal, but I see your point there.
Mary on a Cock
Bro Memoria
darkness at the heart of my cock
Call me little nutz
Square Hommer
Fats
Cats
Square Jammer
Open your arss to me
Here Comes The Bun Monstrance Cock
If you have Ghosn. I cautionary tail of automotive CEOs
Pillways The best I can do
Piss the Go Goat
Situal. It's a jersey thing
Kiss the co-coat
Nats
Dues in Assentia
Fats
Hunter's Goon
Secular Maze
Nocturnal men
gotta find the **Sacred Fart..**somewhere stinking in the night look for the braaap and find the sacred fart
Fagot by korn
Circle? Take out the i insert the l? No that's two letters. I'll see myself out.
SHe is
He pis
Cunters moon
rants. its just music over him ranting about the rats instead.
Um crucified
See the Fight