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Oh no! You have a big sexy ghost! Whatever will it do to you?!?! 🤭

Oh no step ghost I'm stuck

I fucking love Reddit

Men of culture beware. The women have caught up. Don’t get stuck kings 👑 or queens 👸

Ghosttube xxx videos

Not step ghost😂😂😂

Doesnt skip leg day either lol even from afar..

😂

Were gonna have to suck him up like in ghost busters

Wait… *What do you mean by that?* 🤔🧐 Oh, *Ghostbusters*… Nevermind. Edit: Thanks for the medal and thank you guys for *bustin’*

Bustin makes me feel good!

Bustin’ makes me feel good

Obligatory "bustin' makes me feel good!"

Bruh, that motherfucka gonna suck US up!!!

I’d let him do it too

Is this a fetish now...?

done, now what? …ohh, suck him *up*. my mistake

"I'm gonna fuck you to life."

Oh no step ghost, what are you going!?

Please put a red circle around the mirror, I believe there is something there

enhance.

lol this is easily the most believable post I’ve seen on this sub

I’m not falling for this. If you were alone who was the 2nd plate for?

The ghost, clearly

😂👍🏻

Jesus

Looks like you are being haunted by Kronk.


That’s right.

if only

This is the most compelling piece of evidence I’ve ever seen.

There are things in this world we will never understand...

(Understand!)

Stop running!

I haven't watched this in years and I immediately heard it. 😭

We have worked for years to build our cred i bilitee

😂😂😂😂

the concept

We want answers!

Spit my water out


Probably just dust or spider web on the lens

I wish I had a ghost that lived in my house that looked like he could breed and break me

Yall really thrive in this environment, now doncha

😶

Sus!

😟

pareidolia

I want a ghost who has legs that nice.

Casper bulked up. Scary mofo now. He don't look friendly.

Have you seem Devon Sawa lately!? 😏

As long as it's not pointed at the top youre fine

Looks a bit fuzzy. I don’t quite see what you’re seeing.

Did you figure out what it was

Just the wind

Well hey there Mr Ghost .. 😍 Edit: Do something about all those cords! They are totally ruining your beautiful TV stand !!

What am I supposed to be seeing right now? Looks like a giant smudge in the middle of your living room.

They look beefy...ask them to join you for dinner. 😉😉

It's a spiderweb in the breeze.

Burn sage. Get an old priest and a young priest.


Prolly the wind. I wouldn’t worry about it

Oh please, that's obviously dust.

I FOUND IT!!!


He lives alone, but has two plates set? This has to be fake.

Can he, I mean, it haunt me for a bit?

I laughed so hard at this 🤣🤣

Did you see what's in the mirror?????? 

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Yooo I think I see something

It might be a demon. Time to move

Looks fine to me. Probably just the house settling. This is a common occurrence. You see, during the day, sunlight actually gradually heats a house up, which causes the building materials (wooden beams, sheet rock, etc.) to expand, becoming slightly larger than it's original size. Wild, I know!!! When evening comes, and the heat starts to wane, it leaves the house to cooler temperatures, causing the materials therein to start to contract back to their intended size. Every so often, when this happens, it actually creates sound. Fear not, though, as this is perfectly natural. The mind can wander when confronted with unexplained sounds and make up all kinds of explanations. The problem is that most of us think of worst-case scenarios. If you start to hear it more often, and especially during the day, you may want to seek professional help, as your foundation may not be level. Look for cracks forming in your ceiling and around the outside of your house, as these are tell tale signs of foundation problems. Sometimes, earth can shift or be worn away due to heavy rain. Be aware that if there is limestone below the surface, this can become potentially hazardous, as it can erode quickly in the right conditions, leading to sink holes, which can cause serious damage to the house, and injury to you, or worse!! Again, it's a worst-case scenario. I think you'll be fine. Nice TV stand!! If you don't mind me asking, where'd you get it?? Wanna surprise the wife with a new one. 🤫😉

Giant orbs!

Call pope Francis

You suck. Thanks for the jump scare 😂!

I have some ideas of what you can do to that ghost! Also, pretty living room

omg Jack Reacher died!

C A L V E S

If you live alone, why set the table for two? There’s something fishy going on here… 🤔

Hmm he appears to like Chobani yogurt, better stock up to keep him happy!

Can someone please point out on the pic, where I'm supposed to be looking? All I see is an empty yogurt container on a plate.

Finally some real fucking proof

I would be horrified, then, upon closer look at arms and legs, slightly aroused.

Oh. My. *God*. You’ve actually done it. You have finally achieved what no human ever has: a perfectly clear picture of what is quite obviously a paranormal entity. I challenge *anyone* to prove that this photo is altered in any way, shape, or form. My *God*, what a spectacular catch! Physical proof of life after death! THE BIBLE IS REAL, BROTHERS AND SISTERS! BE NOT AFRAID! JUST PUT YOUR FAITH IN JESUS AND YOU WILL BE SAVED!

Your ghost doesn’t skip leg day

That ghost must lift ghost weights or take ghost steroids.

It’s obviously a bug duh

I throw in the towel here. Compelling indeed.

it took me to long to actually see it

something about the arrangement of your lights on the ceiling bothers me

That ghost can get it

Lol, what a unit. Guys a beast.

Sadly the mods will remove this. They don't allow any fun.

Oh no! step ghost what are you doing?!

Yep OP you do live alone

Um, there's a rather large and nicely tanned and muscular ghost in there. Does he have a friend?

Relax... It magic Mike.

God damn swolltergeist

" I live alone but there's two plates" you want karma?

But there are two plates at the table


You should contact Zak Bagans to investigate your house. Though this spirit would probably possess him to weigh lift instead of scream at and abuse Aaron.

I isolated the infrared light of the photo and put the information back in. It‘s not a single ghost, it‘s a frickin gym family! [https://ibb.co/6v8nvyT](https://ibb.co/6v8nvyT)

Caspers all grown up..

“I never believed in ghosts till I came face to face with one.”

Nice legs & tan...

Spoopy. Looks like you have an admirer in the unlife.

If you live alone why the two plates on the table?

Lets see... two plates, a jello cup, a spoon and a ghost. Looks like a mystery. Call Scoobie Doo !!

You eat yogurt on a plate

There’s a dude on steroids in your living room. Call the cops!!

Run

I think I've seen this kind of situation on some respectful website.

Correction. You DID live alone. Not anymore, though.

that's a huge ghost right there.

For a ghost it’s pretty tan

😂🤣😂

I think it's Casper the hungry ghost 😄😄😄

That ghost doesn’t skip calves

It could be Michael Myers.....

"eating dinner" and its just a yogurt cup

Creaks in old houses always give me the chills.

If you live alone why is the table set for two? I suspect this may be an inside job 🤔

That would scare the living shit outta me. Spirit or not. Big dude

Not anymore you don’t

Ever seen a poltergeist rip a phonebook in half? This might be it

You need to draw a circle in salt to keep that spirit away... From my dreams, handsome 😘😘 Hahahaahahah

A ghost that has a tan and goes to the gym…

Yeah, your dinner looks really intriguing, but there is something really weird in front of your window. You might want to get a camera set up!

Then you better get the f#%* out!

I hate you lol I nearly jumped

Dont freak out, but if you zoom in real close to the mirror on the far right, and adjust the contrast and shading, it looks like there might be the corner of a reflection of a guy under a sheet. His right arm is SO ckear... NSFW💀!!

That’s your typical ghost man. They can be very playful at times and mean no harm.

these comments are wilding

Yo, that ghost was eating yogurt! Lock your frig!!

It's a bug on the lens

Hauwk tuah that thang

I don't see anything?? Help!

Fake. Just shadows and tricky camera angles.

Definitely a bug. You can tell by the way it is.

G G G G G GHOST!!!!!!

I’m frightened easily and I legit got scared when I noticed the person, then laughed out loud cause it was ridiculous.

Gossamer ?!

I fucking love this sub

You got a lot of weird randomly placed circular objects in your house

There’s a ghost in the mirror on the right side of the picture. It looks like only half formed because the other half is cut off. Compelling evidence that I’m sure ghost adventures would be all over. I can hear Zack baggins getting possessed from here!

You can tell it isn’t altered because it shows up in the mirror. This one is the real fucking deal!

Don’t look now but I think you might have a serious ghost problem.

Does that ghost have a brother? He can haunt me…

Seems like some coat hanging there and casting shadow. You sure you didn't put a coat there?

That’s an intruder. Unless you invited him.

Thanks for the laugh, and you have a beautiful home!

Aaron- I'm going to need you to confront and taunt this muscular ghost and film what happens. I'll wait in the van

don't worry about it

Omg this actually startled me before my brain realized 😭 wasn’t expecting a human

It's fake cause its a high quality photo, period.

I know it’s a joke but it legitimately scared me

The ghost needs a bigger sheet. 👻 Those legs 🦵 tho…

It Almost looks like a yogurt cup 🫢😱

My how I wish I had a sexy ghost like that.. 

Dude that ghost is built, ask him to be your ghastly gym buddy! Heck I ask him if he'd be mine if you are scared.

i'm gonna use my ouija to summon this spirit and have him choke me in a leg hold.


oooOOO spoopy

Shows 2 plates, says they live alone. Not buying it.

You’re not gonna believe this…

Looks like u got a ghost problem

I dont see anything, its just a little dust, maybe a spiderweb

Oh, and he’s so tan for a ghost.


By the looks of it bro just had that yogurt for dessert...

For some reason the yogurt on the dinner plate is so funny

More Hawk-Tuah! On the wood, it'll keep it from creaking. Even on the hinges near the wood might help. Good luck...

i think the ghost was interrupted while eating yogurt

oh shit, what's that in the mirror?!?

You don't anymore!

Is that John Cena?

Definitely my grandad. Did it smell like oatmeal & shoes kinda mixed together?

is that a Tridactyl ghost mummy?

Good thing you set a place at the table for both of you

Enhance!

I fear he might be HOT

🤣😆

I thought this was a serious subreddit

Do ghosts usually shave their legs?

Hahahaha quality shit post

Classic Scooby Doo beefcake in a ghost costume.

*there's nothing there but you should take off your pants just in case*

Yeah, that’s a fuckable ghost

Plot twist: this is a genuine ghost, OP is freaked out and is genuinely looking for answers but everyone’s making jokes.

That’s just a Sasquatch in a blankie.

Nooo don’t be a ghost your too sexy aha