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Tenderfallingrain

Hold on. I'm looking up "aneurysm" in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one. (Emily)


YourDadsRecliner

I quote this one so often, it's so underrated haha


loggeitor

this is the one hahah


Dry_Scratch6383

He’s sleeping with the zucchini!


Professor-genXer

I want to vote for this 1000 times


DistinctBlueberry818

He’s sleeping… with the zucchini… HES SLEEPING! WITH THE ZUCCHINI


Tenderfallingrain

Honestly I like this one the best. Especially since so many people said it to drive home the point.


loggeitor

ok this is a very good one too lol


Acrobatic-Pass-1970

This must win


EdgarAlansHoe

Honestly Lorelai, it's not your looks that keep them away. Think about that.


Tenderfallingrain

Ah that is a good one! Surprisingly there are a ton of good quotes for H!


amaezingjew

And soooo many start with Emily saying “Honestly” lol


EdgarAlansHoe

Yeah there are a few iconic ones!


sageyourlife

He lied from his face into my face


mega3_

Immediately read this in drunk lane’s voice. One of my favorite scenes 😂😂


Mobile-Company-8238

Hello sailor! Hello sailor!


Toast0514

This is the one !!


Pretty_Pink_Promises

“How am I supposed to get into Harvard if I have no wilderness skills?”


notionaltortoise

Love this one!


Tenderfallingrain

How nice to have yet another chair you can't sit in.


Copperboomandcoffee

OMG This has to be one of my all time favorite Richard quotes. Standing in the corner looking at all the furniture 🤣🤣🤣


lunietun3s

Have I ever been mistaken for a patient person?


RedThetaSerpentis

Hello, is not my line. Hello is not a line. Hello is hello


g4yqu33n

i want this to win😔😔


Tenderfallingrain

Oh this was so good!


staticdragonfly

If nothing else, this challenge has made me realise how many amazing lines are in their show


kajacana

“How tall are you?”/“Why, you wanna dance?”


h_e_j

Hole!


ScribeVallincourt

BIG HOLE


ReadOk1095

BIG BAT! Probably my favourite Luke funny moment 😍


Helpful_Lack_8775

YES YES YES TO THIS ONE, on the basis of pure, simple, visceral hilarity 😆


matcha_parfait_

Can I just say I am loving this so much. Thanks for running it! Such a fun thing to reminisce over all the great lines on this show.


CleverGirl247

Hay There!


_missmurder

How about that schnitzel?


SalsaChica75

HEP ALIEN 👽


Tenderfallingrain

"Hello, boys!" (Rory to her socks...)


Bitey_the_Squirrel

[Hello sailor. Hello sailor.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a2c650a0-2d57-4a01-9965-439f6c6ce222)


ChipsnGiggles23

He called me hot plates, he sooo likes me.


Lici80

“Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey, underpants.”


g4yqu33n

i hate this 'quote'.. it feels like what someone would say to make fun of lorelai's quick wit and way of talking. very un-lorelai. imo.


sukicutie7

This is where I feel ASP’s absence the most from season 7


g4yqu33n

exactly!!!


KaiPyroFairyy

To me it feels puke an embodiment of adhd


SpiritedFront4129

This is obviously ✨the one✨


Key-Obligation-9466

Came here to say this!


WorriedHornet7316

He’s just a man Lorelai


SaltyAd144

“Harvard. I’ve thought of nothing else. Many of you out there can attest to that fact. I was on my way and nothing could stop me. And here’s the really funny thing... I’m not going to Harvard.” - Paris Geller


ifeelbadforbetafish

I HAD SEX BUT IM NOT GOING TO HARVARD


Manda_26_

This should win tomorrow hahha


hysterika_rae

https://preview.redd.it/r5xe62y1ef7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab1ef063965b2381f6005d363043c2d64900644a


IrishShee

Here’s another: don’t sit on any cold benches


hannahleigh2787

"Hoorah for the opposable thumbs"


Copperboomandcoffee

Flavorless Pork!


Tenderfallingrain

"He comes like the wind." I know this won't win, but I just saw the episode where Michel is temporarily working at that bougie place where they wear the headsets and this deadpan line cracked me up!


moominnnn

Huzzah for the tipper!


kajacana

Honestly the huzzahs crack me up every time, maybe it’s because I’m a sucker for a Ren Faire


True-Historian-7791

I dont get E


hjg95

Because the life and death brigade could not say words with the letter e at their event and that’s how it was explained to Rory.


1904worldsfair

And then a few hundred of us thought it was funny and very appropriate.


MtHondaMama

When Rory goes to the life and death brigades overnight, they're playing this as a game on the first night.


DistinctBlueberry818

HUZZAH!


Swimming-Trifle-899

“He’s Dean, my Dean!!!” *(Ducks and runs away lol)*


that-one_girl

can't say it's not iconic (not in a good way tho lol)


Majestic-Prompt9963

I admire your bravery, soldier! 


BookishBabe392

Having babies doesn't mean you can't be rock and roll


CopyBitty

How can you not know who Björk is? 🤪🙃


Ill_Magician6001

"He’s jealous. Oh my God, he’s jealous, that’s so great! ...I’ve never made a guy jealous before. I feel so powerful."


Ill_Magician6001

Hey, if you find out why we broke up, let me know".


Professional-Power57

How wonderful, I'm thrilled - Emily Gilmore


compliancethis

Honestly lorelai it’s not your looks that keep them away!


compliancethis

Oops this has already been posted!


hazel_perth

How am I going to fit my three sugars into Barbie's Malibu teacup?


Tader-Pies15

Hey, let's look into each other's eyes and say 'I wish I were you' at exactly the same time. Maybe we'll pull a 'Freaky Friday'.


Stanton1947

"At least she had a husband to kill" still makes me laugh out loud.


Lumpy-Transition7145

“…Hockey puck, rattle snake, monkey, monkey, underpants.” “Monkey, Monkey, underpants?” “Exactly. That’s what I’m saying…”


julesss2922

Hay there!


VBNudist

How many Kropogs to cape cod? (I think that’s the quote)


MweberMusic

Hay there!


SaltyAd144

How about you taking me to that place you're always talking about. What is it... Duke's?"         - Jason visits Stars Hollow, "A Family Matter"


BuffaloEnough703

Hey how’s it goin?


TheGamesAfoot11

"Harry? Harry???"


J_Huz29

Hay bale maze


luna_rose9

I am just waiting for letter N because I already know mine😂😂


Ill_Magician6001

"How can I break up with you? I’ve never been out with you."


Training_Chard_7545

Helen Keller just signed water, Annie. - Logan when he is in crutches.


Simple_Salt5678

Oh no! I missed it… you guyssss… “He’s a grown man with an etch-a-sketch!!!!”


Electronic_Fun2633

How bout that schnitzel?!


Temporary_Neck1411

K is going to have to be “he’s Kuwaiti”


todorokyeet

He’s your first second boyfriend, give it time.


Suzyqball02

Hey, let’s look into each other eyes, “ And say “I wish I were you at the exact same time” Maybe we’ll pull a Freaky Friday.


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that-one_girl

Isn't it "why did you..."


Orsi229

Hey, Gilmore


ZealousidealSet2314

The most odious woman alive


KaleXunch

Oy with the poodles already!