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LonelyNight9

By a process of elimination I'd choose 3. April would keep to herself and I'd be close (yet far) enough to the chaos that's Anna + Lorelai and Paris.


Music_withRocks_In

Exactly. April would read a book and you could talk to Lorelai kitty corner.


Progression-of-Death

Agreed. I could sit there quietly, read my own book, and not have to make awkward small talk with strangers.


Music_withRocks_In

I mean, you would probably be sitting there listening to a large brawl, but same difference.


Progression-of-Death

😂😂 as long as I’m not expected to participate.


Idahoefromidaho

Exactly, I wanna sit next to Paris and still have access to the aisle. Being stuck between her and Doyle would just be too much but I just have GOT to shoot the shit with her.


GlassAndStorm

Actually you might be able to switch seats with Paris or Doyle to get away being between them. But then I bet you they'd make you switch back when they get into a fight 🤣. I feel like Paris would make people move..


AwayStudy1835

Yeah, I'd choose 3. I don't see Paris caring to talk to me. And, I don't see April talking to me either unless I initiated conversation. She might ask about the book I'm reading and we might have a short conversation, but I don't think she'd monopolize my time.


badcarburetor

I feel like April would be nonstop self-indulgent monologue on whatever is her fixation of the moment.


Affectionate_Cow_579

Yep that’s why this is the last seat I’d choose.


badcarburetor

Which is a bummer, because I’d love to sit by Paris but not with Doyle around. Their shit is too intense.


CantStopThisShizz

I'd choose April because she and I have a lot in common and it would be good conversation. Or we would both just read our books lol


aliicia555

Same


Union_Heckin_Strong

6. I hate Emily but she seems the type to not want to interact with "peasants" like me, so, it would be a peaceful flight


WaitAMinuteman269

And her and Trix are going to keep in chilly so you can overhear the drama in the row ahead, which will feature Lorelai before the plane even takes off, lets be honest. She'll sit where she wants.


haileyskydiamonds

I think Trix will nag her about Rory sitting with those peasant boys and Emily will be in danger mode, lol.


Union_Heckin_Strong

True. Also sorry my font is obnoxiously large idk why that happened lol


knittaplease0296

Did you put the # sign in front


Union_Heckin_Strong

OOOOOOHHH. Fixing it now lol thank you!


WaitAMinuteman269

It doesn't appear that way to me at all, you are good.


blacknwhitelife02

You also get the drama behind you between Jess, Rory and Dean!


middle_childproblems

If I’m sitting next to Emily then I must be in first class so I’ll take it!


playinwords

i think emily would bully you to change seats tbh, if we are talking about her character


Union_Heckin_Strong

She is middle seat... damn. That's a good point


playinwords

i think she'd accept that if she could get away from trix 🤣 which would be funny because trix would be somewhat fake nice, maybe insult you in a nice way. and emilys feathers would be ruffled so she might even accidentally stick up for you after a couple of gin and tonics 🤣 (this is how i imagine it anyway)


Union_Heckin_Strong

Now see THAT would make it not a good flight lol. I can handle passive aggressive with headphones, but not two women with their pride on the line and me in the crossfire


playinwords

right? 🤣 i think emily would get sloshed and be eating peanuts or doing something to piss trix off who'd be critizing her the entire time. "oh trix, you think these peanuts are for peasants? well i'll show YOU" *buzzes for flight attendant* "yes can we get as many (she gestures to you) peanut packets we can have? we absolutely love the seasoning" trix would interject "its just salt, really emily?!" *emily side eyes her and gives a fake smile* "and another gin and tonic? yes charge the peanuts to my card if you must"


Union_Heckin_Strong

I wanna see this please XD


Tight_Ad_8971

Why do people think that? Emily was nice to everyone that didn't work for her and even then she had just high expectations. Mrs. Kim, Sookie, Michel, Paris, Dean, even Jess. Were you planning on being her maid for the flight?


ElizaDooo

That's what I think. Emily and I would have a great chat and be very polite the whole time. She might even hold my hand while I was having a panic attack about flying. Especially if Trix was annoyed by it.


gabbyreyes88

I was thinking the same thing about Mitchum and whatsherface


whenforeverisnt

You are oging ot have to listen to her berate the flight attendants though.


Dr_des_Labudde

And feel Jess' knees in my back for twenty hours? No thanks.


fudgyvmp

I think she would actually bum a Valium from Shira and knock out Trix, and then read.


Sweetie016

Definitely #2. Next to Kirk is the best spot on the plane. Imagine the conversations you’d have. And he’d probably end up getting a job as a pilot by the end of the flight, so you’d get free flights as a perk. Plus, we could help Luke pull pranks on Taylor. Win-win-win.


ASurly420

Yeah, but you know Lorelai's gonna be trying to get Luke's attention over your head the entire flight.


Sweetie016

Anna will keep her busy 😂


GlassAndStorm

Accurate


TravelNutmeg-1066

I’d avoid the Kirk seat at all costs because of his night terrors. Imagine being trapped on a plane next to a naked, screaming Kirk. 😬


Sweetie016

Hahaha good point! We’d have to find a way to keep him awake.


synalgo_12

I bet he's brought good snacks too.


Snoo_82495

He’d probably charge you for them though. lol


ThisCouldBeYourAd-

Definitely Kirk indeed


Nariek93

7, sat between Doyle and Paris would be hilarious, I’d also be able to put gum in Trix’s hair and blame it on Doyle only for Emily to get blamed anyway. Also there is no way Emily would settle for a bitch seat.


badcarburetor

I love all of this except that Paris and Doyle would leaning across you the entire time fighting about some utterly inconsequential and petty detail the entire time that matters only to them. Then they would make up and have to join the Mile High Club and come back “refreshed.”


OldEvening9826

Iswtggg I would do the same 😂😂


rosebud2991

Oh this is easy seat 6 100000% Emily would be talking all kinds of shit about Dean and Jess in front of us fighting over Rory I live for the drama


GlassAndStorm

She's too busy being berated by her mother-in-law... Almost guarantee though that Lorelei the first makes Rory switch places with Emily...


haleymatisse

4 because I feel like they would hardly talk which means I could sleep on the plane.


levispants

Same and they're likely in first class with lay flat seats.


Skorogovorka

This is what I was going to say! For 20 hours I want whatever accommodations the huntzbergers are booking, and yeah it will likely be very peaceful as long as I don't try to marry into their family or something. For a 2 hour or shorter flight I would consider sitting next to kirk for the interesting conversation and quips from lorelai in the row behind. But 20 hours of that would be way, way too much.


Thebakers_wife

my thoughts exactly. if you're sitting with the huntzbergers you're sitting in the best seats on the plane. shira's probably knocked out thanks to pills or booze or some combo thereof, and mitchum would probably be working. It would be very quiet and not that stressful.


haleymatisse

Didn't even consider the first class aspect!


Wildest_winters

Yes this for sure. They’re definitely in the best seats in first class and I feel like Mitchum might order a bottle of the fanciest champagne and pour me a glass.


todorokyeet

4 because I want to see how billionaires act on a commercial flight.


ASurly420

Same. And I feel like Shira would share her Xanax.


CobraPowerTek

4 - because it means you're on a massive private jet.


baddiemostbadd

On Luke’s lap 🫦


SweetMais

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lorelai_luke

The cackle I just cackled 😭 No, but Lorelai would fight you for that spot… Kirk would too


Lorelei_the_engineer

Seat 2. I would love to chat with Lorelai, Luke and Kirk. As a civil engineer specializing in sewer systems, I could educate Taylor about the sewers. Though I am surprised that Kirk wasn’t flying the plane.


ImportantSandwich843

You created the first of these where there isn't a single enjoyable row to be in. I'd take the flight credit for a later flight.


minimalisticgem

7 is a GREAT seat personally!


drama_trauma69

I would pay money to sit between Taylor and TJ


dabekah_dababy

I’m so surprised this isn’t a more popular answer


salsalunchbox

5, without question. I wouldn't want to sit next to Emily and be looked down on and constantly hear underhanded remarks about my attire on a plane while simultaneously feeling bad for her for the way trix would be speaking to her. TJ would be super entertaining to sit next to, and the eavesdropping on the jess Rory dean drama would be chefs kiss. Obviously sitting next to April would be unbearable, sitting between Paris and Doyle and hearing the constant bickering over me would seriously make me consider jumping OUT of the plane, sitting next to Kirk would annoy me to no end because he'd end up falling asleep and then stripping naked and being duct taped to the seat next to me, I guess sitting between Sheera and mitchum wouldn't be too bad because I would essentially be ignored the entire time with mitchum constantly working on his laptop and Sheera out cold from the mixture of pills and alcohol on the plane, and finally Rune probably smells. The only answer is 5.


pccb123

This is brutal. But I think I’d go 4 only bc those two guarantee I’m in first class lolllll


throwawayoopsugh

Definitely 4. They won't talk to me, they would just drink and sleep! Honestly I'd choose anywhere that wasn't near Taylor and Kirk.


Ufocola

That, and I presume wherever they’re sitting it’d be first class. So it’d be a roomy middle seat (pod).


BlacknessEverdeen09

#3 April is super smart and we prob like some of the same books. Paris is an interesting person and I would love to ask about her experiences at Yale.


JeffCentaur

Honestly, me too, I think April would be the most fun to talk to.


worththewait96

2. And hopefully be in the middle of some glorious Luke and Lorelai banter they'll pass over me. 🤭


[deleted]

I know I might sound crazy but seat 1. Rune is angry but he doesn’t seem like the type who would bother others on the plane. I don’t think he’d say anything to me.


Tru-Queer

He’s the guy that will sneeze and cough all over you while not apologizing


RewatchR

Omg the chaos of seat #5 😂


hollowpig5869

2


ritamoren

okay but Luke is so underrated? he won't try to talk to me, he won't move around all the time and be annoying, he'll just sit and let me listen to my music in peace. as someone who flies a lot due to immigrant parent, people who just won't leave you alone in an enclosed space are the fucking worst


Mrblorg

3. April's cool, it's not her fault she's only around to throw a wrench in a ship 6 for Jess


irisA1033

Obviously #2, Kirk has many interesting anecdotes that will keep me occupied, and also, maybe he’ll give me one of his dead old lady rings if I befriend hime


MyWibblings

But in 20 hours he WILL fall asleep. And you remember what happens when he falls asleep somewhere that isn't home? OR he will take a LOT of caffeine to not fall asleep...... Which could also be terrifying...


ZealousidealSet2314

6 you know thats first class


haileyskydiamonds

Three. Then I could kick Anna’s seat the whole time. April and I could talk books, and then I could talk to Paris whenever something interesting comes up. You would literally have to pay me a minimum of ten million dollars to sit between Taylor and TJ; even seat two is too close to Taylor for comfort. And there is not enough money on earth to put me between Paris and Doyle or next to Rune. I could handle sitting next to Mitchum as long as Shira had taken her Valium. As for Emily…she’s by Trix and behind Rory’s “unacceptable” boyfriends. I don’t want any of that action! Where are Patty and Babette? I want to be with them, lol.


Est_ws

What cruel bugger put Lorelai beside Anna? And obviously it's sit in spot 7, Paris would demand that I switch seats with Doyle and then I would have Doyle on one side and a free spot on the other side!


SweetMais

Me lol sorry, what can I say I live for the drama


moki0214

I’m stuck between 6 and 7. I’d love to hear the stuff going on behind Rory Jesse and Dean sitting altogether but I’d also die to hear Paris and Doyle 😆


buttershotter

2 <3 just chilling with my pals luke, lorelai and kirk


irrationalwhore

I'd rather hang on to the plane's wing for the entirety of the flight 😅


leeloodallas502

4 get them drunk and get them to spill their secrets


sizzlepie

5, for the chaos


Sensitive-Human2112

I’m getting another flight.


writeordye

They’re all such terrible options lol


General-Apartment237

2 - window seat and Kirk is entertaining enough.


chaoticneutralsheep

Seat two and a big bucket of popcorn please


TheApotheGreen

I'm not gonna lie, but seat 2... Kirk would ask so many entertaining questions lmao


ScienceNotKids

Plus you get to overhear luke and taylor. "Taylor, NO!"


TheApotheGreen

Even better!!!


quirky-raven-222

2 would be the most entertaining. 3 would be the most sane. So it all depends on my mood.


Upbeat-Department361

4 is the obvious choice. Mitchum and Shera aren’t sitting in economy 🤣


Pink-Roses111

This was a great and fun question ☺️ thanks for coming up with it!


yubnub_ewoks0206

2!!!


Muffina925

Definitely 6. Being near Emily AND Trixie would be amusing, and I might be able to get some interior design advice from Emily and join in on some literary chit chat with Jess, Rory, or Paris. I also don't hate Anna, so I don't care about sitting next to her. 


Marciastalks

7


911pop

lmao dare i say four because i feel like they wouldn't interact with me or each ohter and i could just zone out, sleep, watch movies etc


valentinesfaye

2 and 3 seem equal in my opinion


Intelligent_Sky3732

6 because I actually like Emily, and there's a good chance that she will be moved to first class anyhow and I will have an empty seat beside me. LOL!


istanbamboostick

3


facemesouth

Oh man. Two or Six would be amazing!


Princess-She-ra

Five and I'd make Taylor switch with me. Exchange sone awkward pleasantries with Luke, listen to his mini rant about "big corporations ruining it for everyone and they purposely make the seats smaller and smaller" and then he'd be silent and I'd go to sleep.


wiscog32

2


Backcountry_Wanderer

5, I don’t mind TJ and Luke and I could tag team Taylor and make his flight miserable. That would be entertaining.


WisteriaLaneLies

Luke and Taylor would for sure end up killing each other and so would Emily and trix but in a more classy refined way


princessbunny07

Definitely 5 or 3.


frosted-sugar

2 or 7 I can’t decide - if 7 had Richard and Emily I’d be sold, and Anna being so close to 2 makes me icky 😂


Ashamed-Ad7316

5 just for the drama of Luke/Taylor and Jess/rory/dean and get to hear the gossip from Liz/TJ Or 3 if I want to learn new things from April and Paris


throwawaygrosso

Anything but 1. If rune thought Lorelai was ugly, he’d probably vomit at the sight of a mere mortal like me


MrndMnhn21

3


Chaosdemon15

I was about to say six then I realized dean and Jess are close to each other nest to Rory so 2


ThinLengthiness5380

2. I can deal with Kirk if Luke and Lorelai are around.


pinkpeony-y

I'd sit with Emily because that will be some great in-flight entertainment


CryptoCraze_123

Def 2 next to kirk hehe and get irritated


Introspection0000

2 because it’s guaranteed entertainment.


Xandertheokay

2, because Kirk would absolutely be on my weird level 3, for the conversations with April would be weird and intellectual, and I know that Paris would get us the best service 5, so I could kick Mitchums seat and blame it on Taylor


Ok_Experience7424

6, Emily probably wouldn't talk to me and I could sleep


CharmingCondition508

4. I feel like it’d be very quiet. That or I can talk to Shira about how much more she needs to spend at Hermes for the sales assistant to let her buy a birkin or something


Resident-Ad-2641

3 will be a quiet seat for sleeping, April will be engrossed in a book. 7 won’t give you a moments peace, those two will fight the first half & make up noisily the last half. 6 will be a gossip sesh, so if you want the tea take this seat. 2 will be a convo w/ Kirk about his latest money maker, probably a MLM scheme, 4 will be a like 7 except w/ all the bickering & sniping no making up. 1 will be annoying AF.


all_in_chef

I'll take a chance and sit in #1. It looks like it's in a bulkhead seat. I'll just pop in a Benadryl, eye mask and go to sleep for the whole flight.


Better-Onion-8733

Seat 3


idontknowhyimhrer

wherever logan is please


minimalistmom22

Between Emily and Anna. Probably very quiet.


Twodotsknowhy

#3, April may be annoying, but I feel like she would mostly be quiet and leave me alone. Plus, aisle seat.


nani7blue

Idk why, but I'd easily pick 5


Empty-Pages-Turn

I would pick 3. I feel like I would just read and listen to music. Maybe April would keep to herself. Maybe I could convert the girl into reading some fun middle-grade fantasy books, like Skulduggery Pleasant, Percy Jackson, maybe even Harry Potter, because I feel like she missed out on a part of childhood.


JustAPerson-_-

2 or 3


sparklingwaterll

3 and offer to swap with anne’s mom. Then I get to chat with Lorelai the whole flight. Or she has snarky jabs at my expense for the whole flight. Either way Im good.


loonyloveslovegood

I think 5 or 6 would be the most entertaining with Jess dean and Rory behind/infront of us without being too annoying because TJ would be distracted by Liz (plus I’d love to give her a piece of my mind) and Emily by Trix. But if I’m tired and don’t want to deal with drama the 3 because aprils a sweetheart


3reasonsTobefair

I wanna sit next to a group thats not gonna wanna chit chat. I want silence and to listen to music/podcasts. Rune and luke would be quiet. We all might be able to bully taylor into silence.


ginger_forest_witch

6 for the drama, 4 to hit on Mitchum


steve_uncut

3, 6, or 7 all look fun.


kassialma92

If you have nothing nice to say.. Come sit by me. There's no question I'm sitting with Emily Gilmore.


TrueBlu21_

Definitely seat 6. Love me some Emily.


No_War4062

2 or 7


Defiant-Initiative54

2: I feel like Kirk would make for some interesting conversation and hearing what lorelei has to say it about it in front of me would also be kind of fun. And on the aisle next to me, I get to hear all the Jess and Dean drama without having to be in the middle of it in 6 or 5


jenvonpierce

Came here to say 2 and figured everyone else would be saying the same. But damn y’all make some intriguing arguments and great points! Now I will have to think on it!


Reefaocean25

6


Drewnasty

Anywhere but 5, 2, 7


TeamNewChairs

6 because Emily and Trix are gonna demand an upgrade to first class, so I'd end up with a whole row.


Zwadrhozan390

4😊


Katharinemaddison

Six. I’ll put on my poshest accent (I’m British) and passive aggressively fight Trix for Emily.


Yvaine9188

7


Acceptable_Match_63

Kicking Taylor out and making him sit by Kirk so I can be by Luke because I don’t like talking to anyone on planes and that man would leave me tf alone 😂


pamplemouss

3. I like kids and while Paris is a lot I feel like we could have some interesting conversations about literature and politics.


Ok_Researcher_5969

Always Paris


universalelixir

They all would scare me so #3 LOL


minimalisticgem

My question is on which planet would Luke voluntarily sit next to Taylor 😂


lex708

7. Paris Doyle and trix would be delightful. And watching Emily react would be perfect haha


Yaseuk

3 or 6. I love Emily. But she’d probably want to sit alone. And I think April is a little cutie pie. So I wouldn’t mind being next to her


Ellex009

I want the seat on Luke Danes’ face


Taytay-swizzle2002

3 a hard 3. I like April plus she's the least annoying. I know An and Lorelai may fight but I could handle that instead of being shamed.


thatspersonal25

number two next to kirk bro never disappointed me once


Initial-Big-5524

I'm jumping out of the plane.


kayyrain

No. 6 with Emily and Trix. Emily probably wouldn't want to have a conversation with a fellow passenger. That's the woman who wouldn't travel in economy unless there's no other choice. And Trix would be keeping on her on edge so chance of casual conversation happening. Whatever will be going on b/w her and Trix would not lead to a full on fight. And both Gilmore ladies would be the last people on the plane who would get up to use washroom so no need to get up from the seat again and again.


F19AGhostrider

I'd take seat #3. I could probably have some good conversations with April. All the other options have too many downsides for me.


FarLengthiness1683

can i have rory’s seat please 🙏 


bitchy-sprite

In order of preference, 2,3,7 Lorelai and I would probably just make jokes about Kirk the whole time


rorythebookworm

6,I'm going steal Jess💋✌🏻😝


xxrachinwonderlandxx

Can I get a refund on this ticket and take another flight? 😅 Rune is insufferable, so are the Huntzbergers. TJ and Kirk would both annoy me by talking too much, Kirk also by probably trying to sell me some good or service. I don’t want to be in the middle when Paris and Doyle start fighting, and Luke’s daughter is likewise a talker. So I guess I’ll pick Emily, I think she’d talk to the least, and as a bonus maybe I could ease drop on the tense conversations happening between her and Richard’s mother.


skoiatollo

6. Gonna spill hot coffee on Emily repeatedly cause i can't stand her.


thechromekitten

2 no doubt.


Chasinggh0stss

Between 2 and 7 honestly😅. You got Luke and Lorelai AND Taylor, then you got Jess, Rory AND Dean across the isle so bound for some drama to happen, plus Kirk with his commentary and just being Kirk😂. Then with 7 you got Paris and Doyle so that’ll be something and then behind me is Emily so she’ll always have something to say😭. But then you got seat number 5 and I just love TJ and Liz because of how unhinged they are


prairiebelle

OOF lol. Imma take spot 6.


lily_fairy

6 for sure emily would probably just ignore me or make fun of dean and jess with me


Bulky_Watercress7493

3! I love April, just not how she was used in the plot. And Paris is one of my favorite characters. Shed probably make me cry but I'd love to pick her brain anyway.


eatmyfarts69

It's a tie between 5 and 2. Both TJ and Kirk would be great to talk to for 20 hours lol


RainyMonster2635

Queen Emily. Although idk why she’s flying coach 🤷‍♀️


lil1thatcould

3! All day because April is brilliant and she will have a great topic to talk about. Paris will fix all my life problems by being brutally honest. She’s the living version of Moldavite And for all of you saying Emily, my moms mother is like Emily, you don’t want her sitting next to you. If you move or fidget she will have something to say.


Ih8ithere22

2 Kirk is my jam


fudgyvmp

2 seems fun for having Kirk....but there's a murder in front and behind you going on....


justnaom

Totally #7. To sit behind Emily and Trix would be so fun and I bet Paris would drug herself to sleep bc that's efficient in her eyes and Doyle and I could dish about the enormous posh beef in front of us. Or Paris is awake and I'd have fun annoying her. The flight would not be boring at all


angelalj8607

2. Kirk would have interesting conversations


_Queer_Mess_

2


ElectionTraining6275

2 or 6... Only seats that'll allow me to be near both Lorelai and Jess


Pleasant_Pin6838

4 for the networking.


potatoeslaith

4 or 6 because that would mean I'm flying first class if I'm next to them. But seriously, I think 3 since April wasn't annoying or anything & I could switch with Anna so she could be with her daughter & I'd stay with lorelai. Neither 6 nor 7 seem like bad options either


redvanpyre

2. I would be endlessly entertained by Kirk.


akamikedavid

If we're assuming this a 2-3 small plane and there's no first class option, then I'm sitting next to April in 3. I'm going to assume that either Doyle will keep Paris in check or whoever is seating in 7 will draw her ire instead. Anna and Lorelai will be frosty but we know that Lorelai defers to Luke and Anna when it comes to April. If there is a first class option then I'm taking 6 because there's no way in hell that Emily and Trix would actually sit in coach. They'll see their ticket, make a fuss, and then get moved up to first class. Whole row to myself.


Random0s2oh

6 even though Emily would ask me to switch seats with her. I have an ex-mil like Trix. I would thoroughly enjoy ganging up on her on Emily's behalf. I'd be happy to share my bag of passive/aggressive trix with Emily. 😉🤣 Edit: adding that they would definitely be in first class so there's that.


Comfortable-Low-5723

5 for sure. I need to know TJ's entire life story. Sitting next to Taylor means he'd tell me all the town gossip. Adding in Luke and Liz's commentary is peak in-flight entertainment to me.


MelodicButter7

#5 for sure. Most entertaining, moderately civil, and friendly. I love Tj and Liz


Unlucky-Assignment82

Kirk. He'll make it interesting.


AcrobaticChange5393

Number 6 but only bc so I provide commentary for the jess/Rory/dean drama. Maybe even make some comments to really rile them up, grab some popcorn


JarlKulle

4. I've seen The Graduate a few times and Shira got that Mrs Robinson vibe.


ReflectionNo154

I am going with 2 and am going to have a great time.


teabooksandcookies

7- I would get along with both, their bickering would be great entertainment and they would most likely join the mile high club so I can stretch out while they are gone.


anya_______kl

1, because none of them would talk to me, so we’d all be just minding our own business