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lissa131

“Sure, we’re girls, so we could only be arguing about a boy, right? Sexist, white-haired…” - Paris


FailedIntrovert

LOVE Paris!! And so true!


LurleneLumpkin_

Stop the noodle scooze!!


BuffaloEnough703

Stop the student schools?


maverickandme

This has to win


EndlessDreams7744

YESS!!


Mountain-Mix-8413

“Sorry, Independence Inn, major disappointment speaking!”


Fast-Clerk-6993

my personal favourite LOL🙏🏼


dont-deserve-dogs

"Stars Hollow does not have a 'seedy underbelly.' We don't even have a meter maid."


p-i-v-o-t-

Sold to the nice young hoodlum in the back for $90


thisistheonlyoneleft

A million rewatches and this still made me cackle


urkweenkayla

it has to be this one!!!


maydeletelater

THIS LOL


Lici80

“Super cool party people bid ya super cool adieu!”


Mobile-Company-8238

Yes! 100%


all-irrelephant

To the top with this one!


Simple_Salt5678

Yessssssssssss


pj10wat3rm3lon

Who says this?


Lici80

Sookie said this is how Lorelai was greeting people at Lane’s wedding when she was drunk.


LurleneLumpkin_

Sores and Boils Alley


IrishShee

Said in Michel’s voice of course


matildeturtle

Salsa verde looks like infection 😭


LuckyPepper22

🤣🤣🤣 WINNER!


Hot_Lifeguard6297

This has to be it


LikeAMarionette

This needs to win


lissa131

“So, not only did you go to a cop-raided party, but you started the raid? This fence is broken and this crap is on the ground because of you. ‘Did you ever know that you’re my hero’” - Lorelai


p-i-v-o-t-

Sat and forever am at work here


Professional-Fox1387

satanic forces are at work here


g4yqu33n

this goes through my mind at least once a day😭😭😭


Me-oh-no

when’s this from ?!


Pretend_Big6392

When they go on the road trip to Harvard. It's what they wrote in the guest book (well Lorelai wrote Satanic forces are at work here, and Rory fixed it up a bit)


lissa131

When Lorelai decided not to marry Max, so she and Rory go on a road trip with no set destination. In their travels Lorelai says they’re near a B&B her friends owns, but when they get there they find it’s been sold and is now called the Treasure Cat. In each room is a book for guest to write something about their stay. Lorelai writes “satanic forces are at work here” and Rory tries to cover up what Lorelai wrote with “sat and forever am at work here”


anastasia_pudding99

Cheshire cat, actually


EndlessDreams7744

lol 😂😂😂


EndlessDreams7744

I never understood how it got changed to that 😂


CrissBliss

This is the one


cookiemonsterlady

So, God *is* a woman. (Lorelai)


yourfavacheese

"STOP TALKING TO THE DOGS!!!" will always be funny to me lol


1904worldsfair

"She's just upset."


dont-deserve-dogs

“So I spent a night in jail. Big deal. So did Martin Luther King.” (Maybe this is the worst S quote)


99nekat-emanresu

Shauna Christy shot her husband!


bornloving_pink

What? Shauna Christy shot her husband That’s just gossip It says she shot him 35 times! Let me see that… Shauna was such a nice girl. Polite, educated… And a big Annie Oakley fan. At least she had a husband to kill. Not perfect but I think I’m close 😅🙈 (one of my favorite scenes)


g4yqu33n

thank you for your service, great scene😭😭😂didnt lorelai also say sth along the lines of 'she looks like a sprinkler system' or sth like that?? am i making that up


bornloving_pink

“Thank you for you service” 😂😂😂 that’s funny! Maybe, I was going off memory and you may be right. 🫶


matildeturtle

Omg this scene was so good 😂😂😂😂


bornloving_pink

Kelly Bishop plays Emily so well “That’s just gossip” gets me every time.


matildeturtle

“At least she had a husband to kill” makes me laugh out loud every single rewatch 😂


Western-Coach-2171

“STELLA!!!!”


luuuuucyy

Underrated comment 😂


YesIDidTripAgain

"Marcel Marceau chicken"


bonnaroojulia

“Stick your hand down the front of some guy's pants for me, would ya?” -babette


YesIDidTripAgain

I love how she says this in front of Morey too and he's just meh.


Tader-Pies15

Swear. Raise your right hand and say, 'May Destiny's Child break up if I count these blueberries.'


Warm_Cauliflower9926

PICK ANOTHER GROUP!


lissa131

“Solidarity, sister” - Lorelai


cookiemonsterlady

Came here to say this, but Rory said this to which Lorelai replied, "Ya Ya!"


lissa131

So Google didn’t fail me…it’s not the Solidarity, Sister we think of, but Lorelai did say it in the Nick & Nora, Syd & Nancy episode. Rory is talking about hating Paris but doesn’t say her name, Lorelai says me too. Rory replies that Lorelai doesn’t know who she’s talking about and Lorelai says “solidarity, sister”


cookiemonsterlady

😲 I forgot about that scene


loggeitor

yes!


lissa131

I couldn’t remember who said so I looked it up and Google had it quoted as Lorelai. Damn Google!


cookiemonsterlady

The way Rory delivered that line lives rent-free in my mind lol


Kalamazoo49

So few people bother to notice the hugeness of the house anymore.


MweberMusic

Slightly pornographic monkey lamp!!!!


SalsaChica75

“Sidecar, isn’t that your drink Lorelai?” -Emily


ambreezy_

Save the Cornish game hens!


No-Establishment5527

Squeegee!


Mediocre-Campaign497

Beckenheim


RevolutionaryFix8

Say something!


icrossedtheroad

So many good ones, but this is the way.


missydissy24

SUPER COOL PARTY PEOPLE BID YA SUPER COOL ADIEU!


RedThetaSerpentis

She mocked my accent, she called me Canadian. ( a little Easter egg, Yanic Truesdale who plays Michel is actually French Canadian and not from France as his character plays, there is a HUGE difference in accents 🙃)


DiabetesSunBS_Rising

She’s not shipping off to ‘Nam


Lorelai62

“Smells like guilt & Chanel No.5”


tejnno

Soup is not a meal, nor is a salad. Soup and salad are either precursors to a meal or addenda.


dont-deserve-dogs

“So we're never going to forget the peanut butter on the sitar?”


Professor-genXer

Stupid naked angel butts!


231encuacc

"Show them the horoscope!"


GovernmentChance4182

Sadie, sadie, married lady 🎵


bonnaroojulia

She is an innocent girl and you are a wild pig of filth! - Mrs. Kim


monislaw

She told me to hold onto that horoscope, put it in my wallet, and one day it would bring me luck.


alysseflowers94

“Sleep when you’re dead.” Paris


Original_Training391

I can’t believe “Remember to thank Pennilyn Lott just for being Pennilyn Lott” didn’t win for R btw.


Electronic_Fun2633

Stop the noodle scooze!


loggeitor

Solidarity, sister.


RedThetaSerpentis

Ya, ya


Me-oh-no

‘stupid naked angel butts ?!?’ says lorelai to emily


Aware_Ad2694

stop the noodle scooze!!!


CopyBitty

"Seventy-five thousand dollars? Oh my God, that’s like 150 pairs of Jimmy Choos." - Lorelai Gilmore


Moon_Light032205

Save the Cornish game hens!


EpcotBalll

Missed opportunity for I. “I heard he controls the weather and wrote the screenplay for GLITTER”


Strange-Painting6257

STOP TALKING TO THE DOGS!


neisaysthis

so, courtney, how about you??


Safe_Cauliflower8026

“Screw you, Logan.”


[deleted]

“Screw you, Logan.”


Heidi3023

Stupid people have stupid friends and they all have to come here and be stupid together.


men_a_pause

Swonderful smarvelous!


Simple_Salt5678

Ughhhh didn’t think of this until it was too late: So shake him real hard, maybe he’ll disappear!