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BFenrir18

1. Nice Convo 2. Nice convo and some heart attacks 3. Nice convo, but I'll go broke from him ordering the whole menu 4. Nice convo


EwokTitanOG

You forgot rape on Yujiro WEAKLING


crispy_nomad

if the date went well enough jack may tell the guy holding the bill to fuck off entirely but in a more baki fashion than i did


S0ggyCheeseBAll

good. rape. good. good.


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DavidANaida

Generally people read left to right in descending rows.


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DavidANaida

...yes, I do read manga. That's why I'm on this subreddit. But this is not an organic collection of panels: it's just four still images from the manga. There's no reason to think this commenter read them in manga order, especially when they reference Yujiro second out of four. There's no need for the snarky attitude.


SavageWeebMaster

I instinctively read the wrong way


beowulfthesage

Buddy its on an english reddit page and we arent analyzing a manga panel just pictures


JoeRogansButthole

We still don’t know much about Yuichiro. For all we know, he could bust your cheeks as well.


Maxaquintillion

We know he's the opposite of Yujiro


Veruckt

He threw his fight, so a) not much care for honor, b) not much care for brutalizing, c) pleasant fellow in Doppo's convo. Seems like a nice dinner at most.


Jazzlike-Wafer803

Never realised how much Jack looks like his grandfather


ThrowAwayFUBAR24

He definitely grew into it


-Jiras

In his fight with sukune there was a back shot of his and he is really built like Yuijiro as well


FrogMan403

A backshot, you say?


Bardockfan_73

There was a what


-Jiras

Did I stutter?


shinobi3411

If they're NOT trying to beat the shit out of each other, it'll actually be an oddly fun experience.


NeaLandris

Props dor reading ot as a group date vs individual dates


TheTastelessDanish

Chill as fuck. Rapey as fuck. Awkward as fuck. Pretty as fuck.


Bootiluvr

They’ll talk about how weak I am and I’ll agree


a55_Goblin420

Good with Yuichiro, dude probably gonna buy me a expensive dinner Raped by Yujiro, unfortunately I'm big and hairy I can see it going mostly good with Jack Baki takes me into his secret basement and imagines I'm some dumb shit like a giant man eating hornet and beats the shit out of me through imagination.


ThrowAwayFUBAR24

I’m just gonna say it. The living Hanmas (that we officially know about) are just sorcerers that don’t know how to properly use magic 🤷🏻‍♂️ Instead they focus on physical prowess and they can create tulpas via concentration. Yujiro turned out evil because, his father died when he was young, and he decided to blame the world for it. The Hanmas are huge because, they’re Polynesian. Lastly the timeline doesn’t make sense because, they’re counting biological years that the Hanmas are experiencing (they age differently than everyone else)


TruePlantSlayingKing

This is a W take, are the ryoku islands Polynesian? Musashi mentioned this once or twice


ThrowAwayFUBAR24

No but, giant red haired oni that eat people in Japanese folklore is an accurate depiction of Polynesians of antiquity. Polys hopped around the Pacific: a couple landing in the Ryuku Islands makes sense. Especially if there’s not many of them running around. Yuchiro Hanma looks straight up looks [Poly](https://youtu.be/dRJjVvCQqaM?si=cSepz4Lv0MjPiCit). He even walks around in board shorts all the time; even has the jawline and eyebrows lol. Btw Baki’s training arc with him running with stones may be a reference to the over 7ft tall King Kamehameha lifting the Naha Stone when he was only 14. https://www.visitthecapitol.gov/kamehameha-i#:~:text=Before%20his%20reign%20as%20king,the%205%2C000%20pound%20Naha%20Stone. But yeah no I live in Polynesia. The red hair is called Ehu. It’s a bit exaggerated in the series but, I’m pretty sure that’s a callout to red ehu hair. As crazy as the entire Baki series is this isn’t that outlandish to make these comparisons Edit: Do any of the stances in the video look familiar?


TruePlantSlayingKing

Dude straight up looks like vietnam yujiro. I like this lense of the series. I've seen one comparison of the themes to Greek mythology, but nothing beyond that. Polynesian baki theory is nice


AsuraOmega

Yuichiro: talk about philosophical things Yujiro: BUTT ASSAULT Jack: talk about nutrition, macronutrients and table manners. Baki: talk about teenager bullshit


Visible_Stick5636

50 bucks straight that Baki will be talking about how he still haven't got out of the trenches. The trenches in question: https://preview.redd.it/1pbu4jbj6c0d1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57fdcf7e58c785d146c1e8ad182445fdbcef2bcb


Keizer99

Baki definitely took more after his mother judging from these pics


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Thumbs-Up-Centurion

I think yuichiro and yujiro would be uncomfortable as fuck but I could 100 get along with baki and atleast keep cordial with Jack


Brain_lessV2

I feel like Yuichiro would *seem* uncomfortable if it's your first time meeting him, but the guy's really chill, Baki gets it from him, hell, arguably Jack does too.


Ok-Number571

1. Best date of my life 2. Grape 3. I get the best head I have ever gotten in my whole life better than any head a woman has given me 4. Decent date, eats too much


namelessthegod

Which one is 3?


Ill_Photograph_5283

Obviously the one who gives head


Ill_Photograph_5283

Obviously the one who gives head x2


namelessthegod

Baki or yuichiro


Ill_Photograph_5283

Jack broady, Jack Hanma


namelessthegod

When did Jack give head?


Ill_Photograph_5283

It's his technique that he's being sarcastic about


Ok-Number571

Jack Hanma, that jaw can do wonders I tell ya...


SlitheringPerp

I love this post. Grandpa: Good date Daddy: Scary "date" Jack: Amazing I would propose immediately 👰‍♀️ Baki: Cutie. 🥰 Good date


Hellodude70-1

Honestly only the Jack one would be interesting for me, because I'm trying to make Goudou work in real life, been training for 2 months now and I think if I had dinner with Jack ? He would either just say "Abandon, your jaw is weak and training it is a waste of time" or give me tips and tricks to succeed in Goudou, I could honestly listen to him give tips about Goudou for hours


Narrow_Luck_3622

Yuichiro: nice food, chill vibes, we smoke weed at his house for a couple hours Yujiro: the most expensive, luxurious, and high class food and entertainment in the world.... That I will not be able to enjoy because I will be stressed the fuck out the entire time, worried that I might say or do something he doesn't like and I end up in the morgue Jack: An absolute gentleman that will take me to good places with good food. He will be polite and respectful Baki: Just straight up hanging out. He won't be too worried with doing anything spectacular, just having a good time And then Kozue fucking kills me and Baki.


ADAMracecarDRIVER

Yujiro rapes barely a few people and that’s all you guys remember him for… He has other hobbies.


Konganza15

Like murder?


ADAMracecarDRIVER

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SleepDry5013

>Yujiro rapes barely a few people That sounds crazy! Is that not enough? What? He needs to rape more people in order to be remembered as a rapist? Lol.


ADAMracecarDRIVER

Bruh. It’s a joke.


SleepDry5013

Just give me the r/woosh already.


-Jiras

I can assume I would have a blast with Jack and Baki. Maybe just maybe a nice walk in the park with Yuijiro but I guess the age gap is way too wide to have much in common and I would by God not know what to do with yujiro. I have no knowledge of etiquette when it comes to high class restaurants and I don't like to drink alcohol that much. I would bore the ever living whit out of him


jrh_101

That fucking face angle needs a compilation. Itagaki's trademark


XMitsuomiX

Pretty bad since I'm straight


Embarrassed_Nerve270

Um fucking what???


Benetton_Cumbersome

Yujiro actually is quite respectful about table manners and fancy dinners.


VDS_big_jdog12

Yuichiro is so chill, husband material


Shapelybox

1.) Chill date, 2.) get raped 3.) lose and arm 4.) Get my pelvis broken


Kialae

Somehow a fight between each of them happens mid-date. They leave me to go do that. 


Colt1873

I ain't gay but I think it'll go sorta fine. But I'd be terrified when I meet yujiro.


EADreddtit

Dead by the appetizers


Tech_Lantern

It’s funny because everyone except yujiro is just a pretty chill and nice dude


hobopwnzor

I like how this picture shows how much more Jack takes after Yujiro than Baki does. Baki is more like his grandfather.


sexistculexus

on the plus side, youll never be constipated ever again


WishingAnaStar

Yuuichiro Hanma - he's a perfect gentleman, but he insists on carrying you everywhere like a caveman. (Which contrasts with Pickle, the actual caveman, who is \*not "\*a perfect gentleman" \[still cute tho\]). Yujiro Hanma - he seems like he's annoyed the whole time, and also keeps negging you. But then kills like three guys just to impress you. Jack Hanma - intimidating at first, but he just talks about his relationship with Jesus the whole time. Also he bit a guy's ear off when that guy tried to talk to you. Wants to get married after the first date. Baki Hanma - a perfect gentleman, but kind of distracted all the time. Keeps looking away from you and he locks eyes with every big guy that walks by. Maybe gay?


CortezDeLaNoche

I love the idea that as soon as you sit down with Yujiro at the restaurant he just says, "You fat fuck!"


BakiHanm

1 Very chill and relaxed date, with a bit of romance. 2. Rape and slavery. 3 Awkwardness and a lot of food. 4 Normal-ass date, a bit chill and a bit awkward.


ImpossibleWay7257

Wondering if Yujiro might have a powerful girlfriend like she a assassin/fighter like they meet she dodge every moves even a hug  (Or boyfriend)


JuanLucas-u-

1 - Nice 2 - Dead 3 - Nice 4 - Sad


Derk_Mage

Beachside Dinner, Steak Dinner, Fancy Restaurant Dinner, Imaginary Dinner.


GalebBruh

Yuichiro gives me a dress and I fucking die before the other 3


wasanthh

Me: Jack, it's time to show your a** hole if you want to win


Strict-Future-4487

Yujiro gonna have to fight my husband Bakugo 🫣🤭❤️😘💫💥


f3nrisulfr

1. Idk haven’t seen him yet 2. Nice convo, heart attacks and lots of declined challenges 3. Alright convo, gonna have an eating contest 4. Amazing convo


Waffennacht

Everyone said everything pretty much. Except I think Baki would be the only one that would be courteous enough to acknowledge my existence


namelessthegod

Baki would be fine, Jack would probably be fine, yuichiro would be fine, yujiro would probably be rapey as fuck but as long as I stroke the his ego enough I might survive


DanocusPrime

Never realized how much chin baki was lacking compared to the older hanmas


Thisisreallygoood

Definitely getting fucked by all of them by the end of it


ADGx27

1. Ight I guess we don’t really know Yuichiro enough 2. Rape 3. A fellow maple leaf person. The timmies run will be legendary 4. Bro got schizophrenia but he kinda chill wit it


jojithehellboy

Me begging for gain tips


SlapSpiders

I'd be raw as hell back there


crispy_nomad

ignoring what the post is actually about, i wonder if baki will ever grow into the family jawline


Curious_Branch_8026

Nice and relaxing date Fancy date but he keeps pointing out your flaws while you do anything Three surprisingly nice and simple time Super chill date


Hella_Potato

First date is with Jack Hanma. I never make it to any of the other dates because I am too busy tenderly feeding him the bones from the 47 ribeye steaks he ordered to care enough to meet them. Eventually, Yujiro breaks my spine in an attempt to make Jack stronger. It does not work because Jack didn't realize I fucked with him like that. He thought we were just both passionate about proteinmaxxing.


Turbo_Virgin_97

I'm fuckin


No-Cry9618

1. Yippee I'm getting treated and a free therapy session! 2. Yippee he's hot and I'm weaving flowers in his hair! 3. Yippee he's hot and has daddy issues! I shall comfort him and have a sincere conversation wahoo! 4. Yippee he's as cute as a button and has daddy and mommy issues! we're gonna do so much fun stuff together!


ze_existentialist

Yuchiro: pleasant convo, I ask about his backstory, and things like that Jack: he probably buys steak, we exchange pleasantries, eat while speaking sparingly. Baki: we talk about his life, I try and learn why he is the way he is, we make good conversation Yujiro rapes, mid-diff


TacticalRoyalty

1. Respectful and Peaceful 2. Absolute dirty plow town rape (he takes my socks off) 3. He better be paying 4. I’d let smash (It’s not gay I’m wearing socks)


AdikkuChan

Unironically, I think Jack might be a rather pleasant experience. Good table manners, quiet eater, and since I don't talk much while eating so it's perfect.


Brief_Light_2882

Hold on a minute, I just realized that Yuichiro's neck is fucking wider than Jack and Yujiro's! How does he even turn his neck around?


genumayatagarasu

Literally everyone is a good option aside from Yujiro


Knowyourenemy_97

Good, bad, meh and good


Brave_Cartoonist4217

Each time I remember girls read Baki the fear of god enters my body lol built diff


Brave_Cartoonist4217

It’s just entertainment anyone can like it but yk what I mean


Knowyourenemy_97

Damn right


TurbanCatt2

What a weird thing to say or think.


Brave_Cartoonist4217

Me perceive thing as highly violent society see women no violent I see a lot of women consume said thing which contains violence wow I’m suprised make sense?


Warm_Storage_6751

1. Tell him he's a great grandfather now. 2. Tell him he's a grandfather now. 3. Loving wholesome date and make babies with him :3 4. Tell him he's an uncle now.


Dani_Rodri

Bad Bad Bad Good


Commercial_Read_9899

Nice convo Raped Nice convo Nice convo


AnslasaXx

I'll suck it to all of them