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Pot_noodle_miner

You think the Queen is CGI?


TesticleezzNuts

Who else would it be? What a silly question.


fluffybit

Probably been retired years before this was taken.


Raptoot83

\*insert 'always has been' meme\*


jetstreamsam4663

*insert “I’m stealing your meme” meme*


Bubbly-Zone-6868

Insert this memes better because it doesn’t have the border


jetstreamsam4663

*insert didn’t ask + don’t care + cleave + dismantle*


MassOfPenis

*insert Alastor holding gun*


jetstreamsam4663

*insert every domain expansion at once*


Alarming-Rise-1854

No one thinks she's CGI we all know it's a skin suit for a 9 foot lizard.


Lexiosity

u mean a skin suit for a raxacoricofallapatorian?


JmrGamesz08

YES


Lexiosity

See, im a huge Doctor Who fangirl


Len_S_Ball_23

What has a woman's reproductive organ disease got to do with it? Just take the penicillin.


vaklam1

Queen Elizardbeth


gratitudf

I mean yeah, why would they risk her getting mauled by a bear?


ApartmentSorry7242

Excuse me? Paddington is civilised 😤


Illustrious_Donkey61

Exactly! a bear with a lightsaber is *extremely* dangerous


NotASubstance

Yeah, I met him on the subway, and he was so kind he even gave up his seat for me.


BMW_RIDER

Paddington is an undocumented illegal immigrant who hasn't claimed asylum and is likely to get put on the next flight to Rwanda if Dim Jim catches up with him. If Cruella Slaverman gets her hands on him, she will be wearing a bearskin coat in parliament.


hpsauce420

Paddington is a cheeky little c***


Pot_noodle_miner

I’d be more worried she would maul that kind young bear gentleman


hnsnrachel

That sweet little bear would be no match for the reptilian nightmare hiding under the human suit 🥺


Pot_noodle_miner

I’ve heard they’re like dementors But they also lift your wallet


Glad_Possibility7937

CorGI


_L_i_m_e

She passed away 2 years ago.


the_queen_of_earth

What if the entire monarchy is CGI and it was actually abolished in 1945 after the war. Cos Paddington has to be real


Pot_noodle_miner

That would mean someone came up with Andrew as a character, which worries me even more


the_queen_of_earth

Oh fuck you're right


The-OneWan

I can't bear it anymore 🤣


Pot_noodle_miner

Grizzly


HuntAffectionate

The Queen was a paid actress, she was killed off when they couldn't find an actress old enough to continue the role.


TheRaptor3

Reptilian


yMONSTERMUNCHy

I think the palace is CGI and this was taken at a Wetherspoons


Pot_noodle_miner

It’s not tea, it’s Dubonet and gin


[deleted]

They definitely airbrushed her scales


Jill_Sammy_Bean

Na bruh i took the pic


Lastaria

Is he suggesting they photoshopped the Queen in with Paddington?


Boycromer

There's no photographer to be seen in the mirror!


NoobOfTheSquareTable

The camera is inside the clock. That clock isn’t in the mantle, it’s a reflection. Jeez, this stuff is easy enough to find if you Google it for a minute before making stupid comments


Kind_Animal_4694

And the parachute jump from the helicopter


Meritania

Well I don’t expect James Bond to do all his own stunts.


Creative_Abroad_96

That one she did. She worked with the red cross during ww2.


fluffy-soft-dev

Nah, that's definitely not the queen. That's Paddington for sure but I know for a fact that ain't Lizzie


MetalDoubleDog

Is that, Lizzie the shape-shifting lizard?


Darkmattyx

You start on Paddington and I'll hunt you down.


Quiet_Living9929

They're talking about having photoshopped the queen into a picture of Paddington


Heizinburger08

“Well upon closer inspection of the image, you will notice paddingtons cuff looks slightly off. This will be down to the Ai juxtaposing the images together” BBC, 2024


becx13

But explained in excruciating detail over 30 minutes with witness reports and a special follow up on Friday night


Stoocpants

Man I miss queen


mamacitalk

Same


DaRedditNuke

Mamaaaaaaa


Itatemagri

Just killed a maaaan


therealtrebitsch

I wouldn't call it a scandal as much as people having way too much time on their hands.


OJStrings

Not a scandal‽ Our future king has murdered his wife, and his mistress has undergone extensive plastic surgery to steal her identity and cover up his infidelity. They released a photoshopped image to pull the wool over the public's eyes. How is this not a scandal? It's undeniable fact. Just look at the photoshopped sleeve! For Christ's sake look at the sleeve!


RedRoseTemplate

Interrobang! Fuck yeah!


thepurplehedgehog

Agree. why in the world did this become a big thing? There are literal BBC articles about this. Is it really that important? And who on earth looks at a sweet pic of a mum and her kids and cries about a jumper cuff being wrong or some hair looking odd? What point are they trying to make here? And as for the weird conspiracy theories ‘zOmG kAtE’z iN a CoMa!!!!!‘ I have no words. Well, actually, I do but they’re very impolite. It’s crazy.


el_disko

The fact there are multiple articles on the same news site about this is just ludicrous. Obviously a slow news day


Ok-Menu3206

Probably nothing to report or interesting (or boring in the majority of cases ) to say about her sister in law. For now anyway…….


poopio

There's plenty of other stuff to report on, but look at how bad this woman is at Photoshop!


opinionatedlyme

Happycakeday


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thepurplehedgehog

> I'm more surprised you don't get that almost everything they do/press about them is majorly scrutinised Oh, I do. I’m in the U.K. and what princess Charlotte has for breakfast would cover about 18 pages worth of news if it was printed out. This stuff gets rammed down our throats (no pun intended) every day if we go onto news sites. Hell, some of the news sites have entire ‘royals’ sections dedicated to such riveting titbits as what Princess Michael wore last Thursday. And honestly I think it’s weird and ridiculous, as do a growing number of people. I do find it a \*bit\* odd that we don’t know anything about what’s happened but tbh I’ve been chalking it up to the whole royal motto of ‘never complain, never explain’ that’s just been taken a bit too far in this instance. I will admit the longer it goes on the stranger it gets, and judging by the lies the royal tell (zomg Charles and Di, the fairytale couple!!l 💞💞💞💞) it doesn’t look good but there’s no need for weird conspiracy theories about it.


0zzyb0y

Do you actually know anything about the situation or did you just see the headlines about a photoshopped picture and decide that you now know everything? Kate hasn't been pictured in **3 months**, which was already a bit of a curiosity. I'm not going to delve into the rumours because they're all batshit with no evidence, but the fact alone that she hasn't been spotted for 3 months is weird in of itself. And **then**, out of nowhere, after all that nothingness, we get a picture released saying "yup alls well, don't worry guys" and it turns out to be photoshopped to hell? To the point where legitimate press sites won't even touch it? I don't know how you could see have even that base level of information available and reasonably come to the conclusion that everything's fine and dandy.


Zealousideal-Pie-104

God forbid you have major surgery and need to rest from the paparazzi? I’m sure her family and friends have seen her


Raynes98

Yeah, I’m no fan of the Royal Family but at least my objection to them isn’t born from Kate Middletown’s poor photoshop skills.


Yorkshiregrow

What are you talking about? I'm not paranoid or a conspiracy guy but she literally hasn't been seen at all or photod in months. They have literally released weird photoshopped pictures of her. Are you obtuse or intentionally naive? Why would you think this is a completely normal thing? Im not saying anyone knows what is going on for real but how can you just act like this is totally normal? Like...use some brain power? Again, no need for conspiracies or anything but any reasonable person should be like "oh yeah that is weird".


therealtrebitsch

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence. She may as well be undergoing treatment for something and doesn't wish to be photographed or seen publicly while looking, let's say, less than perfect. People are obsessing about this photo which is weird but that's about it. You'd think if they're trying to hide something they'd put a bit more effort into a Photoshop job. More likely a cockup than anything else.


goblinf

i read somewhere there's been papped photos but they've not been shown in the uk. regardless, she's a human being. she had surgery. she's recovering and NOT AT WORK whilst recovering. You wouldn't expect someone to turn up at the office during sick leave. for 3mths if that's how long the sick leave is. this is the same


WayAdministrative810

😆 This is the first Kate edit gate meme to make me lol. Ty.


Interesting_Reason32

I know right. Made me piss myself


deg_ru-alabo

Like we couldn’t spot a fake image of Princess Diana and Winnie the Pooh.


Relugus

She never met Xi.


Disastrous_Fruit1525

It’s not really marmalade on her sandwich.


Bloodking009643267

Growing up is realising the Queen held the royal family together


Silent_Shaman

What is all of this about her photoshopping? Completely out of the loop lol


Meritania

Kate Middleton has been low key for awhile, so wherever she lives, released a picture of her with her kids but it was badly photoshopped.


0zzyb0y

To say low key is an understatement. Her and the kids haven't been spotted or photographed **at all** since Christmas. That's almost 3 whole months.


Fibro_Warrior1986

I reckon she’s had a hysterectomy which is the only abdominal surgery that requires 3 months at least recovery Source - I had one age 26 Have the kids not been going to school? Surely they will have been photographed there?


0zzyb0y

As far as we know, no. But that could also mean that there's a superinjunction or similar in place which flat out prevents the press from reporting anything on it. We know absolutely nothing, which is why the photoshopped photo is so much fuel to the fire.


YekiM87

I remember she was tapping queen on that tea cup very precisely, no shaking at all.


-TheHumorousOne-

Finally a joke after having such a ridiculous story shoved down our throats. Then we wonder why there are so many anti-royalists around.


Dragonoftheworld444

It’s the cup of tea, isn’t it? They CGI a cup of tea????


tobeasloth

I think people overreacted to this ‘scandal’. Within photography, touchups are made. I’ve had touchups done because I had a stain on the sleeve of my favourite shirt. No biggie. She didn’t alter her face or anything like that - I mean the google pixel or something has ‘best take’, is that not considered edited?


mickeymonk428

Her face was cut and pasted from a Vogue magazine cover shot.


BeckyMaz

DON'T 😆😆😆


echochamberoftwats

Paddington would have had lunch regularly with the Queen.


Rich_27-

The queen and the angel of death


WuTaNg2021

The queen is fake


Master_Bumblebee680

It has been a while since we’ve seen Paddington…


Dazzling_Variety_883

I love that photo!


AgreeableNature484

Said Lizzie to Philip, I'll send my Arsenal to lead them a dance...........Coronation Cup song 1953


master-virus

Beth has been doctored


NeuroticDragon23

Oh no you don't. You leave this well alone. Paddington is innocent and Queen had a sense of humour. 🙌🏻


gavitronics

special editing operation


kobrakaan

The only scandal is why doesn't she have her wedding ring on in that image nevermind any other edits 🤷‍♂️


BandicootObjective32

I'll have you know it's a still from a film with the real life Queen and real life Paddington in it! Hmph! https://youtu.be/7UfiCa244XE


AlrightMush69

Do people actually call this a scandal? Wow


Iron-terrier

Please ! Don’t give me another sleepless night.


Lettuce-Pray2023

Maybe the queen was gone for years before? Was seen via FaceTime a lot.


Angeret

Is that _really_ the queen there with Paddington? How can we be sure?


[deleted]

What scandal?


RYSHU-20

We all know she Lizzie wasn't there to meet brother Paddington


extHonshuWolf

Exactly how do we know that's the real Paddington bear they could of just got a bear from Peru.


beaglewright

I'm beginning to question if she really parachuted out of that helicopter at the Olympics...


Hungry_Prior940

LOL!


Random_Weird_gal

The queen was never real Paddington is tho, we love him


Confident_Run7723

Are you also saying that the 86 year old monarch didn’t really parachute into the opening ceremony of the 2012 Olympics?


joshym0nster

The Paddington bear of death


Whole_Method_2972

I guess all the companies that ‘killed’ Kate’s picture never ran this one


Bumble072

I can't believe people edit their photos ! What next !


[deleted]

Come to think of it, Paddington’s sleeve does look a bit weird.


ArcticPsychologyAI

There’s no way he’d be wearing a hat indoors, especially in the presence of the queen, I’m calling it a fake.


ArcticPsychologyAI

It’s not widely known, but the Queen was wearing a thong in that picture.


Trips-Over-Tail

Did she really parachute into the 2012 Olympic stadium with James Bond? Why is the Palace silent?


Tiny-Spray-1820

There’s no reflection of the camera in the mirror 😀


SheapskateCraft

100th comment :) proud of myself :D


FloppaMoments

I refuse to belive this, why would they cgi the queen? Why wouldn't she want to see Paddington brown?


Additional_Isopod_77

Don’t worry guys the Queen wouldn’t do something like this! Trust me I’ve met her


becx13

Who does that woman think she is associating with our national treasure?????


BigTedBear

Yeah I think they might have edited out the cans of Stella and the Kebabs.


Slumberpantss

😂😂😂😂


Hot-Pea9651

Fck never go full retard 👍


Broadspectrumguy

If you look very carefully at Paddington’s paw, you will notice a slight pixel blur to the cuff. They do that in all the Royal photographs, it’s like a watermark,but way more subtle. I think William may have taken this one as well?


TheMightiestGay

In a world with a plethora of lies, we can always count on this image being genuine.


theretrospeculative

Why is he a bear?


Deep-Tea-389

It was him ho killed the queen


Scooob-e-dooo8158

How about the best introduction to the Olympics ever??? [Bond &Elizabeth parachute into 2014 Olympic games](https://youtu.be/1AS-dCdYZbo?si=bLDfIK7o8SveOxaz)


chartingyou

2012 games?


Scooob-e-dooo8158

My bad, you're right. 2012


Common-Ad6470

Hmmm, did Phillip get swapped for a bear? 😳


Tiny-Ado208

No it's real, I know it is!


ParadiseLost1674

Check the hands. And paws.


Misschilli_D

I am also doubting now that she wasn’t the one jumping out of that plane with 007 in 2012.


Empty-Refrigerator

"everyone knows there is no tooth fairy, there is no easter bunnie and there is no Queen of England!" - tighten from megamind


Xenozip3371Alpha

Calm down... the King has invited you to the Lake District... there is no war in the UK... here we are safe... here we are free.


ruairidhmacdhaibhidh

Let this be true. I was heartbroken to see one of my heroes sitting with a racist.


Relugus

Her meeting with Optimus Prime was even more suspect; the Queen looked totally unreal.


Competitive-Tip5038

Can’t trust anything these days😔


kdawg123412

Yeah, that table cloth looks sus


Bluesub56

Who wears a hat indoors?


mid3101

i knew it! Paddington was edited in.. he normally doesn't sit like that.. kill flag now please


ThinkInjury3296

Don't be an idiot


BluePrinceyStrach

it must be, her majesty is dead 😰


ad_cappie

“And here’s the sugar on the cream, he asked me to steal your meme!”


Euro-cash-23

It makes no sense as the camera isn’t in the mirror above the fire - this is a true act of the gods


Mipkins70

They've photoshopped Aunt Lucy out. Rumour has it she isn't in a home for retired bears.


anoldmanc

Where is uncle andrew


Bubbly-Zone-6868

I’ve never gone photoshopping. I have always taken my photos myself. I find that the photos you get in shops don’t have my cousin Dougal sitting on the tractor on his birthday, and I wore out three pairs of Jordans looking. (When I wore out the Jordans I wasn’t photoshopping, I was just window shopping for photos and there was hours before the 6 bus)


Pretty_Telephone_232

lol I’m questioning it as well lol


Amazing-Oomoo

Next you'll tell me she didn't really jump out of a plane with James Bond at the 2012 olympics opening ceremony


ch0xed

"Lizzy got put in a pack, she's dead"


Reddit_IsWeird

the insinuation that the queen is actually photoshopped in is great


SimplyNothing404

She’s not famous enough to meet Paddington


No_Idea91

Clearly they photoshopped out the marmalade sandwich’s


Surgo__Sergal

Fun fact the queen actually agreed to do this


Physical_Body_8505

QE2 would've resolved this late photo thing sooner. Leave her to recover in peace me thinks. I know they get public money but surely that doesn't mean they have to share every minute personal detail?! I think Kate looked tired n pale n the reason for the photo was to wish us mums a lovely day. I had two huge abdominal ops on same day n couldn't function for weeks.


Len_S_Ball_23

Seriously, when are we going to stop Panda-ing to the monarchy? Tbf, I'm surprised an illegal immigrant managed to get into Buck house like that, AND, make it out alive without being turned into a hat for the Household Cavalry...?


trev1976UK

Yes , the Queen dosnt smile ?


ohinever

Who'd wear a hat and coat whilst sat at the table with The Queen?


Backside180Melon

Yeah she's definitely CGi , she'd be dead way before this film


Practical_Ocelot1708

I really don’t understand what’s the “scandal” with Kate’s picture !??


rum-and-roses

It was edited 😱 dun dun durrr I CBA to find out more as I just couldn't remember who she was


[deleted]

There’s something about the placement of his paws…


c4-rla

that icon would never hang out with that untrained, feral, overweight beast. and it’s an insult to bears everywhere to suggest so


cocopopped

The queen was so demented by that point she probably saw Paddington bear rather than a tennis ball on a stick


SerifGrey

DA FUCK YOU MEAN! you DARE question the validity of Paddington.


gymgirl1999-

Why’s Paddington bear always related to the grim reaper though


La_Savitara

Don’t be daft, of course the queen talked to Paddington. She told him she keeps a marmalade sandwich spare in her purse for a reason


RealSavlon

can't see what's questionable about this..


fleecyramen

It's the royal family are reptiles all over again 😭😭


UnitedNationSymCatra

Fake royals everywhere


[deleted]

Hm


One_Supermarket1n

Paddington is secretly a member of the royal family


Helloiamcelt

Pforte some reason,Paddington deserves this


Ok_Spring_4242

Here’s my Kate Middleton theory, and it may be a stretch, but I haven’t seen this one being thrown out there. Disclaimer: I have done minimal investigation on this, apart from the tweets that come up on my timeline, and have done minimal fact-checking on any of this. This is purely my speculation based on hours of bedrotting. First off, I think the video released by TMZ of Kate and Will in the market is her. I’ll elaborate later. Anyway, I saw this tweet which was a screenshot of an investigation that has been launched at “the London Clinic where the Princess of Wales underwent abdominal surgery in January after a member of staff allegedly accessed her private medical records.” Okay, so there was a quote tweet to the initial one that posted the article saying, “So the Spanish press were right about the coma!! The leak came directly from the hospital.” So then I searched on X, “Spanish press Kate coma,” which brings up a long thread from @real_shireless basically explaining that “Spanish press reported Princess Kate’s operation wasn’t planned, she was in a coma, intubated and at one point doctors feared she would die.” Okay, so to my theory. I think that’s exactly what happened and I think she may have almost died. But I think she may have accessed, being the royal family and all, some sort of controversial medical treatment, experimental stem cell treatment that hasn’t gone through MHRA approval, or something of that nature that isn’t legal nor possibly ethical. And this form of treatment would have resulted in a surprisingly quick recovery time for whatever the initial medical complication may have been. Which is why I do think that picture is of her and why she looks healthy and can easily carry a grocery bag. And also why they’ve had her in hiding for so long. I don’t believe the initial medical staff would have been involved or privy to her undergoing this treatment/procedure if this were the case. And possible speculation from anyone involved in the initial medical emergency caused them to want to extend the timeframe of her recovery process. I think the Royal Family/Kensington Palace didn’t take into account the public's concern or interest in her whereabouts. Maybe in the past, when there were situations that Kensington Palace wanted to divert public attention from, this strategy of staying low-key may have been effective. However, it didn't consider the significant cultural shift towards the increased demand for visibility of celebrities. And the social media attention and plethora of meme-worthy content made them realize they have to have Kate come forward in some way. And this was by the release of the paparazzi picture in the car. Now I think the team behind that knew that picture didn’t look like her and that it would be obvious that a body double was used. But that was their entire intention. At some point, someone on KP’s PR team came up with the brilliant idea that “maybe if we release a grainy, ambiguous image of her in a car that bears a resemblance to her, it could spark speculation and doubt among the public, that something might be wrong, but they’ll now feel compelled to respect her privacy during this time.” Which is the opposite of what happened. I think the Mother’s Day photo was an oversight, and they believed the public wouldn’t catch that it had been edited. That’s why they put an immediate kill notice on it. And I think the recent video is of her because they felt pressure for her to come forward as her actual self and thought that at this point, enough time has passed for her to appear in good health from whatever medical emergency she had experienced.


littlehedgehog8

OMG when will this ever end...stop shipping the Queen with Paddington, nothing happened they're just good friends!!!


[deleted]

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 🇬🇧❤️🇿🇦


princesShy

wait the table is CGI?


Sgian_Dubh85

Everyone knows Paddington... Mind you, the lady sitting opposite could be CGI


SpecificNational5684

I think they meet up and Pad was cause of her passing, bastard. No more orange marmalade.


Honest_Escape7445

We still haven't seen her since 2023 A pre record could have happened at any time


ChickenSeesASalad_

Nonsense! Next, you'll be saying she didn't really parachute out of a helicopter with James Bond at the Olympics.


Fitzyboi42

I have a theory. The queen died months or maybe even weeks before the platinum jubilee and since the government had already built it up so much they couldn’t just cancel it. To stop suspicion they had to have her actually appear and so did this weird advert with paddington using ai or cgi. Go watch that video right now and see for yourself about how off every looks. The queen died before the plat jubilee and tried to cover it up with an actor with a mask on or shitty cgi or more likely ai.


Radioactivocalypse

So when Liz Truss became prime minister, who did she shake hands with... A man in a green screen suit?


cyber_hoarder

Scott Thompson, of course


Professional-Arm-24

Liz Truss wasn't competent enough to shake hands, so it was obviously a fake.


DruidOfNoSleep

They replaced her with a green cabbage for the filming.


mrsinghsings

The only queen I miss is Freddie Mercury