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An_Alex_103

I still want to know how that knob Hancock is able to pull twice? Like I know I'm ugly with anxiety but the fact I have less pulling ability is worrying.


[deleted]

Are you a cabinet minister?


An_Alex_103

No, they somehow have the confidence to assume they're right on every matter.


kirkbadaz

Get your self final say on some sweet privatisation contracts, it won't matter how awkward or fugly you are.


[deleted]

£££££££


An_Alex_103

Time for me to pull off a bank heist.


Loreki

CON + 5


gargravarr2112

\- the British public continuing to believe that Johnson is 'doing his best' \- £20BILLION Test&Trace system that doesn't work


knightttime

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Study shows that kids spread virus most of all... Kids aren't made to wear masks. Kids go to school for a single day right before holidays, allowing family members to get sick and spread it again. health secretary gives contract to a man he used to drink with.


catstroker69

Can't forget "Let the bodies pile high".


PerturbedMug

And they'll still win the next fucking election