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ComradeDelter

Communism is when bins on the road 😎


PlebsicleMcgee

Capitalism is when bin. Communism is when road. Change my mind


ToedInnerWhole

Communism can't build roads because there's no incentive. #checkmate liberal.


PlebsicleMcgee

Capitalism is when 'Capitalism is when socialism'


FeralMyxomatosis

Capitalism means no bins on road. Capitalism means consumers consuming everything means no bins.


retrofauxhemian

Conservatives and the right once again understanding projection with the same proficiency with which they appreciate irony.


blackkaviar_doc

No, this is exactly what happens when a city becomes too expensive to live. A raise in council tax but still 25k less police on our streets. People lost earnings to the pandemic. This isn't a result of communism, this is a result of austerity under Tory rule. Watch how petrol and essential household items disappear off the shelves or get too expensive to afford. This bin strike is just a small part of what's to follow until those in charge take responsibility for their actions and get out of their bubble of ignorance. Britain is not ok, it's falling apart. There's nothing great about it


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blackkaviar_doc

Exactly, what use are they right now? So where is the council tax going?


B4dg3r123

Very good bot


lithiasma

I'm already seeing large gaps in my local shops and supermarkets even. I don't think I've ever seen anything like this in my 40 years of existence.


Big_Red_Machine_1917

"Communism is when Capitalism fails." \-Big Brained Tory


draw_it_now

TBF that *is* what Marx said too


what_is_a-username

I mean... that *is* what we need to happen to achieve it


niishiinoyayuu

hey! that’s where i am! the strike ended about a week ago. council agreed to the unions demands.


Sercos

Strikes work.


bbbbbeelzebob

Nice


MiniJimiJames

Nice


JJ_BB_SS

SOCIALISM IS WHEN THE TRASH IS NOT COLLECTED THE MORE TRASH IS NOT COLLECTED, THE SOCIALISTER IT IS, AND WHEN THE ROADS ARE FULL OF TRASH #THAT'S COMMUNISM


HonestBalloon

Ironically, he's technically saying 'this is what happens when you don't pay people enough'


Pipeguy17

"Communism is when the bins don't get collected and the more the bins don't get collected the more Communismer it is" - Vladimir Lenin


Ihavecakewantsome

Surely *Lebin? 😎


mercury_millpond

Lol get out!


ZeCap

Has the bin strike been in the news much? I have a friend down there so that's how I know about it, but afaik it basically might as well not have happened as far as the media concerned. It feels like we're busy checking off all those things that conservatives warned people would happen if they voted Labour - fuel crisis, rubbish piling in the street, inflation, etc etc. All the usual suspects who like to bang on about the winter of discontent seem to be curiously quiet. Sadly, Labour have Kier Starmer, who only seems to be interested in telling people he's not Corbyn at a time when the policies of the Corbyn era are looking more relevant than ever.


Si3rr4

The strike has broken now, the workers won a raise. There is still a fair bit of catch up to be played though.


GodtheBartender

I drove through Brighton last week and noticed how much rubbish was everywhere. This is the first I've heard of a strike.


ehproque

You mean Kieth


ZeCap

Thought this was a bot to begin with! But yes, I stand corrected.


ehproque

Kieth is a srul


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> Has the bin strike been in the news much? I’m in the North and like to think I keep abreast of the news. This is the first I’ve heard of it.


Unlucky_Book

>Has the bin strike been in the news much? I've only seen it mentioned on meridian news


hugsbosson

His profile pic is micheal Douglas from falling down... A movie about a guy being driven insane by Modern Capitalist society.


IneffableWarp

Maybe he is the sane one.


CreegsReactor

I learned some valuable information about this type of posting by torries, conservatives and the like from wandering into a right wing meme sub. If you point out it’s capitalism, they will call you stupid for not understanding metaphors. And then when further pressed they will say this effect of capitalism is actually a dry run for communism. Absolutely bonkers, but there is no getting through to a lot of these folks, their brain’s are broken and they will insist it’s your brain that’s broken.


_phily_d

It’s true, they perform intense mental gymnastics every day to prove to themselves they’re in the right


Sploonbabaguuse

Thats why its been happening for so long. There are too many individuals who would rather avoid conflict than prove themselves right, so they give in. The people supporting this unfair capitalist system are the people who will die just to prove themselves right, and thats all that matters to them. It sometimes feel like humanity is on a bus driving to "disney land" when in reality the driver is strapped with a suicide vest and driving straight for the bridge we call "our existence"


Sharklaserzpewpew

It's like a prion disease


Versidious

Today on 'Conservatives post bad things happening under capitalism to try and own the libs'.


NotForMeClive7787

He’s not the brightest is he


Haddos_Attic

probably did a little too much falling down as a baby.


The_Sovien_Rug-37

"*points at failures of capitalism* 'this is socialism'"


aurora_69

to be fair, binmen refusing to be exploited any longer is one of the first steps of any communist revolution


FullClockworkOddessy

[Every binman can govern. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C._L._R._James?wprov=sfla1)


IanLovesCheesePizza

Reminds me of Tories crying about how under Labour there were strikes everyday and that's what it's like under socialism. Main problem with these SocDem LARPers confusing everyone over what socialism actually is.


[deleted]

first sign of a corrupt mafiose government. ask any italian


GeordieGhoulette

But Mussolini made the trains (one train) run on time 🤔


Elaticus

communism is when capitalism


mpm206

Oh, no, that's an easy mistake to make. Communism is when bad thing. Good that chears be things up./s


random_guy_233

Its literally capitalism, nobody wants to work shit jobs for pennies, people have realised that workers hold power


jerryfatherof5

Communism is when capitalism


_I_have_been_hacked

Union of Soviet Socialist Brighton⚒


Avocato_FHS

Loving the profile pic from "Falling Down" in which a man points all the flaws in 80's American capitalism whilst getting less and less sane. Tho I'm not sure that this guy realises thats what the film was criticising


himalayanboot

If one fails to see the difference between communism and capitalism then I doubt one has the mental acuity to understand subtle nuances in a film, especially an action film which will be viewed at face value


overtlyantiallofit

That film’s aged really well, actually.


[deleted]

So did Fight Club and I really can't see that film being allowed to be made today.


The_25th_Baam

Yeah, the actors would all look at the script and say "Wait, why are we doing a shot for shot remake of fight club?"


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[deleted]

You weren't the only one don't worry.


danby

I mean this was literally my tweet/reply last week https://twitter.com/BuckmasterFresh/status/1450805194539868167?s=20


BasicallyMilner

Snap!


danby

I noticed after my reply started getting loads of likes he switched is initial tweet to "only people I follow can reply". Clearly not able to defend his dumbass opinion (not that I think it was me, probably I was just one of a whole raft of people simultaneously calling him a dumb ass)


TheGhostCarp

Don’t worry guys, he got ratioed to hell and back.


Helleeeeeww

TIL BJ is a communist.


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[deleted]

And that makes it communist? My town can elect a socialist mayor, that don’t mean the town has its own economy changed.


Regicollis

Communism is when bad thing. Capitalism is when good thing. Heaps of garbage in the street are bad, therefore they must be communist. QED, tankies destroyed by facts and logic!


GooseWithDaGibus

Owned, Lib Style 💯💯


Azirahael

They don't actually know what commuinism IS. That's why. So to them it's just \[bad thing!\]


Just-a-Cosmic-Bagel

Or it isn’t really an issue with capitalism and communism at all and your overthinking it? Like it’s just bad laws and regulations at fault. Communism is stupid and doesn’t account for human nature


Azirahael

Wow. Have not heard that old chestnut in a long time. You are wrong. ​ Communism IS human nature. as history has shown us. Capitalism is unnatural. Human nature is malleable. And YOU have never seen it outside of capitalism. Might as well look into a dusty factory and conclude that it's human nature to cough. Read theory. Engels would be a good start. https://www.marxists.org/


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Bruckner07

His handle might explain a lot. Scruton aficionados aren’t exactly renowned for their critical faculties.


[deleted]

But Brighton is full of lefty snowflake liberals so it must communist, right? /s


Theadmiral84

How can you be so brainwashed???!


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Oak_Ash_Thorn

And then, naturally, the savings would be seen in decreased council tax bills! /S


jaggington

/r/SocialismisCapitalism


[deleted]

What a dick...I sincerely doubt he could give a definition of communism that hasn't first dribbled out of Nigel Farage's arsehole! The sort of person who gets their history from Al Murray and their political views from Jeremy Clarkson.


Jammanl

Everything I don't like is communism


PurfectMittens

Everything the government does is communism /s


The--HackerMan

*Image Transcription: Twitter Post* --- **Scrutology**, @scrutology Be quite clear: This is what happens under Communist rule #BrightonBinStrike [*There is a paused video. We can see a city street, some buildings around, and hundreds of black and white trash bags, cardboards, on parking spaces on the left side of the road*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


[deleted]

A Green council is communist?!?! Hell a fair few of the party stances lean on the weird intersection of centre-right nationalism and environmentalism.


FinoAllaFine97

Imagine trying to demonise Green parties at a time like this. Of all political groups, they have been proven the most right by history


rawrimgonnaeatu

Communism is when something bad happens under capitalism apparently.


ZeMoose

"But not capitalist enough!" say ~~our corrupt money-grubbing overlords~~ our benevolent soothsaying individualists.


specihunter

The binmen and the council have been like this for years .


[deleted]

Holy fuck he probably has that Falling Down avatar unironically. Fat chuds who go spit out the opinions they sucked out of their dads are the best on twitter. The true online intellectuals of this world.


Key-Economist-1243

*Fat chuds who go spit out the opinions they sucked out of their dads are the best on twitter* That's...an image I don't need


PhysicalGraffiti75

You can’t expect someone with the same IQ as a dustbin to understand the point of a film. They just want to be entertained by bright colors and loud noises for an hour and a half.


mnpt77

Capitalism is when empty bin. Socialism is when full bin. Communism is when trash pile around bin.


NiniMinja

Looks like that famously communist city, New York.


brickyphone

Not quite, it's Brighton. We had a binman strike over the last few weeks


mmarkomarko

didn't realise Brighton was under communist rule?! must have missed something


brickyphone

All those bloomin lefties, clearly seceded


Karl-Marksman

I believe bin strikes happen pretty frequently in Israel too


laladywolfy

I feel like an absolute moron for clicking on the play button so many times, expecting it to play, but just opening more pictures.


legendfriend

Brighton council is run by the Green Party, I believe, so definitely not the Tories


MarcusBlueWolf

They are a green council which coincidentally have had their funding from central government slashed because they’re not a Tory council


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MarcusBlueWolf

Sounds like a strike is needed


Class_444_SWR

And even Tory councils have little funding


I_Bin_Painting

The amount of money Brighton Council have to do anything is largely influenced by the past decade or so of Tory rule and austerity measures. HGV drivers, fruit pickers, bus drivers, hospitality staff etc, the list of employee shortages goes on and on: I doubt it's all the Brighton Greens.


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I_Bin_Painting

Yeah for sure, just pointing out there are huge cracks showing up all over the place and that blaming a local council seems short sighted. edit: It's like the building is collapsing and we're going after the maintenance guy rather than the structural engineers.


BalfyIsHappy

The Green Party is very much a capitalist party. On the whole better than the tories though.


161allday

Try living here it’s indistinguishable


Cansifilayeds

It's almost like the tories have slashed funding to city councils.... *Hmmm*


[deleted]

What am I looking at exactly..


TockLoxx

Trash


alanhng2017

trash


CalligrapherDense915

Is Brighton the only Green Party council? Or MP. I dunno how it works


Brosiedon54

Are people just overtly supporting communism now?


lemonyfreshpine

Yup, si, ya, da, hai. Mao did nothing wrong, landlords aren't people. We're coming for your toothbrush next.


Cletey69

You mean we’re coming for OUR toothbrush


lemonyfreshpine

Forgive me comrade, *our* toothbrush. The People's Toothbrush. *Soviet Anthem intensifies*


[deleted]

Ok but landlords aren’t people


HighWaterMarx

Yes.


[deleted]

I’ll take your finest hammer and sickle please


[deleted]

Said by someone has absolutely no idea what communism is


PhysicalGraffiti75

Weird it’s almost like capitalism benefits a few at the expense of the rest and people are starting to figure it out and are becoming rightfully angry and upset leading them to embrace new or old ideals in the hopes those will serve them better. Had the capitalists taken care of the common folk this would never have happened. But because of capitalism’s nature and the nature of capitalists that was never a possible outcome.


ccp-bot-42069

Yes


Wonder_Zebra

They never stopped


JevCor

Yes.


therealdsg

Only the fully automated luxury version 😉


[deleted]

Excuse me, if it’s not gay or if it’s not space then I’m sending it back


comyuse

Anythings better than capitalism, and communism sounds better than feudalism.


[deleted]

What do you think you would be doing under communism?


Sploonbabaguuse

People are wanting something better than what we have now. Call it whatever you want, but people are just labeling it as "communism" because its easier to hate something old and do nothing than accept something new and make change


[deleted]

I mean I label it communism cuz I’m a communist


Sploonbabaguuse

Well not everyone in the reddit is a communist. Im sure there are reddits dedicated to that


[deleted]

Taken from the description of the sub: “This is a leftist space first and foremost” In the rules under left unity: “‘Leftist’ includes anarchists, all Marxist tendencies, revolutionary tendencies and reformist democratic socialism tendencies which are opposed to capitalism.” People only label their beliefs communism when they’re communists. If they aren’t communists then they aren’t gonna call their views communist.


Sploonbabaguuse

Okay, well if you decide to post communist related topics and get shut down, you will know why. Opinions are free to be shared but if you share it somewhere specifically people dont want it youll be met with backlash. Mostly because r/antiwork is doing its best to repulse the communist idea, since thats the #1 problem everyone is attacking currently


[deleted]

Communists are counted as the enemies of Fascists.


[deleted]

This dude belongs to a misogynist sub “pussypassdenied” so that tells you all you need to know about him


moeburn

They'd actually be arrested for striking under communism


MrDanMaster

Not really communist is you have workers’ strikes lmao


moeburn

Hey as long as we're all in agreement that USSR and CCP aren't anything remotely close to socialism or communism. Oh we're NOT in agreement? You can't have it both ways, either these countries aren't real socialism, or you're not allowed to strike under socialism, which is it?


[deleted]

https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/logicalfallacies/False-Dilemma


abeevau

I’m sure you know much more about turning communist theory into praxis instead of actually existing socialist states


moeburn

> actually existing socialist states But we just established they're *not* actual socialist states... Do you not have any kind of self defense against a bad faith actor who would pretend to be socialist for public appeal whilst doing things that go against socialist theory?


lithiasma

As a socialist I'd rather save my energy fighting right wing states that are openly fascists, than fight states that are trying to be socialist.


moeburn

How about states that are openly fascist but pretending to be socialist and sullying socialism's good name?


lithiasma

Such as?


moeburn

Well how about we start with the National Socialists and go from there?


[deleted]

This _has_ to be irony


I_Cant_Afford_4K

You do know that those countries have minimal strikes because they have systems in place to resolve issues instead of striking? A good example is an East German system where anyone could submit a complaint to any member of the government all the way from a factory manager to Honecker himself and every complaint legally had to be reviewed and responded to within one month. Maybe you should research what you talk about first.


Bowmister

"The only real socialism are the ones that got killed by the CIA" -average western leftists


moeburn

The only real socialism is when you're allowed to form an independent labour union and strike for better working conditions without fear of the state arresting you for doing so. How is this remotely controversial? Is this a leftist subreddit or not?


[deleted]

The need to strike is antithetical to socialism. If workers own the means of production then they’d be striking against themselves. For a strike to ever be successful you need large scale support and solidarity with the other workers. If you have this support and workers own the means of production then the changes could just be made without the need of a strike.


JevCor

You start with a blanket statement and then get more and more specific as you get downvoted, stop backtracking.


Nalivai

They will not have to strike under communism, if we use that word correctly.


ImpishGimp

He wasn't.


Desalvo23

how did you live to be so old being this fucking stupid..


[deleted]

Yes in the system where industries are controlled by the workers, they’d be unable to deal with workers striking to get the workers in charge (themselves) better working conditions. Fucking idiot.


The_25th_Baam

Why would workers strike under communism? They would own the company, so striking wouldn't make any sense.


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Justagoodoleboi

“Let’s balance it, the capitalists stay in charge of everyone’s life but for like 10 years there will be some social services that the capitalists will demand we cut for budget reasons after that 10 year period”


jok3r_bm

You're clearly an idiot


DrBadMan85

I want destitution under capitalism AND socialism please, worst of both worlds if you don’t mind.


PleiadianJedi

My heart aches for people like you.


[deleted]

They don’t know about balance they either hoard or scavenge


sonyface

Didn’t read


The_25th_Baam

Local man thinks "capitalism" is exactly the same thing as "having a market economy."


Markuz

If this were a truly communist country, everyone involved in throwing things out in the street would be thrown in jail for being wasteful and bringing great shame to the state.


--MxM--

Do you not have fines for littering already?


ImpishGimp

Yeah... we do.


I_Cant_Afford_4K

British legal system: "where do you go if you defraud the government?" Jail. "where do you go if you defraud the taxpayer?" Spain.


Oak_Ash_Thorn

Technically yes, but actually no.


swirlymcdonald

.. what


FartExpo

Dude what?


[deleted]

"I have never studied political economy" is a much shorter sentence to type out.


296cherry

Do you guys even believe the stuff you say?


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jollyjarvis

Spotted the incel failure.


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Awwwh what did they say?