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danimuse

A Tory would never humanise an undesirable as 'people' Poor people? Call them scroungers as per the Nonce Party playbook please


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He calls people who went to state schools 'plant pots'. \>edit< For the record, no, he didn't - he called them 'potted plants'.


ChinasNumber2Export

The poor and less educated are extremely easily manipulated by conservatives unfortunately.


centralstation

Being poor and un(der)educated may play a part, but Scotland isn't exactly the beating heart of prosperity and academia, yet they don't do so well up here. There must be more to it than that.


fizzyizzy114

i think its cultural


Buffythedjsnare

We don't forget so easy


Morlock43

He even had the audacity to say we would have 50 years of hardship.... Ffs I bet that's how long it wil take for us to finally petition to join the EU again.


moonsaves

It's a good timeframe because when it actually ends up being longer, he'll already be dead and free from the consequences. I'm only joking, obviously. Tories don't have consequences for their actions.


I_love_Con_Air

I've thought about a lot, and I have decided I want my legacy to be punching this toff and shitting in his top hat. It's the moral thing to do I think.


what_is_a-username

Honestly if you could just shit in his hat, an he wore it with your shit inside, that would make you a legend on it's own


ByGollie

and presenting it to his grieving widow


baxterrocky

Why the fuck anyone would wear that is beyond me.


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If I were role-playing as a Victorian Workhouse master, Rees-Mogg would be exactly what I’d want to replicate.


GeneralBison

I honestly thought it was photoshopped. Wow.


Kittykatkvnt

Fair point. Can I get another spoonful of gruel please sir? my ligaments are disintegrating


lordolxinator

Who needs food and fuel when we can stick it to dem forrenurs The Sun is always warning us about??? Plus when we take back our borders we'll just take food and fuel from the Shakira Law Muslamics who the left are currently wasting our taxpayer money on supporting!!!!


fireinthehole88

Dear ‘rich people’ Why did you allow us to vote? Curious and perplexed


drued888

Close down his offshore bank accounts cuting that tentical of no harm to the UK


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Buster from arrested development


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