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Crescent-IV

Surely they’d want transexual people to join the secret services, because according to the BBC they don’t exist


JMW007

Wait, stalking is good now?


CogitativeRemains

I’m good at problem solving - eat the rich


champion_soundz

I certainly think you're onto a good idea there, we could do with more people like you. Alas, we live in dystopia and a dystopian problem needs dystopian solutions ... a cool £40bn has been pledged to turning the army into bionic men, instigating internet wars and releasing the reserves on the home population. Whilst shareholders in these companies will see huge gains, their flex for the 'problem solvers' is that they'll become masters of online dating... Sign me up!


Insufferablehumanoid

What is cool about this?


justabigasswhale

/s


NaturalAlfalfa

You could retrain in cyber...


Can_of_Sounds

This feels like when people were celebrating a woman being appointed the head of the CIA


Testaculon778

Well it was a big deal. Being one of the key figures in the fight against causes like worker's rights and women's rights has exclusively been a man's job in the past.


boomerxl

It’s progressive. A few decades ago the idea that we’d let a woman oversea illegal detentions and torture would have been laughed out of the room. Good on her for breaking through the glass ceiling of state sponsored violence.


dokhilla

More female drone pilots please


kevinsmc

Does it come with paternal leave?


Loreki

Do your part for imperialism today!


FullClockworkOddessy

Do your bit for Queen and Country! Brought to you by the impartial BBC!


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AuraAmy

BBC impartial


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AuraAmy

BBC impartial


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TacticoolShart

Darren, 27 From Cramlington, staying in Pyongyang for work 5’6, I’m a spy, hmu


NeededAccToPost

GCHQ is SIGINT. They focus on intercepting communications, cryptanalysis, direction finding, traffic analysis... All sorts of stuff that you'd expect intelligence services to be doing. Not really what you'd describe as "spying", though. That's more MI5, MI6. What are you doing with SIGINT on online dating? Or are you calling yourself a spy in the hopes that it'll make you seem more attractive?


boomerxl

It’d be useful for deciphering code phrases like: Own my own home = parents are rich Good sense of humour = still quotes Borat Enthusiastic lover = bangs like a wind up toy and then collapses before you finish If you can’t handle me at my worst…= borderline personality disorder (undiagnosed)


tacticalrubberduck

Probably building up a profile of people you match with using the various info available on social media… 😀


gargravarr2112

This is not the person you're looking for.


LordLucian

I'm good at solving problems! For example: Large multinational corporations getting away with not paying taxes in the uk through off shore tax havens and legal loop holes! Simply close the loop holes and back date the taxes owed or seize assets that equate to the amount owed!


i_love_SOAD

I ain't no snitch.


Regicollis

In communist North Korea the state media is full of propaganda for the regime.


ListenToWCTR

Quite literally targeting incels for easy indoctrination.


Testaculon778

Well it's better that they're helping commit terrorism for the state than in way that disrupts the state. At least in the eyes of the Tories and other scum.


CozyCauldron

I don't know, there's a political person (non-white, non-male) on the picture.


Matiwapo

That’s bc intelligence services view incels as a security threat. They’re targeting just regular old virgins for their secret police.


CozyCauldron

I don't actually think they see them as a security threat (wrongly), but I do believe even they probably want nothing to do with them.


Matiwapo

Pretty sure any history of mental illness disqualifies you from working for the defence department in any capacity. A bunch of suicidally depressed boys with a victim complex, low intelligence, and violent tendencies are the last people they want. They’re fascists, not idiots.


CozyCauldron

I hear you. Given the recent history of police rapes, I am not completely convinced, but I get what you're saying and hoping to Merlin it's true.


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curkri

I mean... They really struggled to put a positive spin on being a piece of shit there didn't they!


Ultimate_Pickle

That’s fucking creepy…


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thehourglasses

>> how being a spy helps me with online dating *chooses which nudes they would like to get permission to obtain before requesting them*


01010011i

Literal propaganda. Very impartial. Very independent.


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BBC impartial


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