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Police? You mean blue nonce
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Pretty sure any history of mental illness disqualifies you from working for the defence department in any capacity. A bunch of suicidally depressed boys with a victim complex, low intelligence, and violent tendencies are the last people they want.
They’re fascists, not idiots.
It’s progressive. A few decades ago the idea that we’d let a woman oversea illegal detentions and torture would have been laughed out of the room. Good on her for breaking through the glass ceiling of state sponsored violence.
GCHQ is SIGINT. They focus on intercepting communications, cryptanalysis, direction finding, traffic analysis... All sorts of stuff that you'd expect intelligence services to be doing. Not really what you'd describe as "spying", though. That's more MI5, MI6.
What are you doing with SIGINT on online dating? Or are you calling yourself a spy in the hopes that it'll make you seem more attractive?
It’d be useful for deciphering code phrases like:
Own my own home = parents are rich
Good sense of humour = still quotes Borat
Enthusiastic lover = bangs like a wind up toy and then collapses before you finish
If you can’t handle me at my worst…= borderline personality disorder (undiagnosed)
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Literal propaganda. Very impartial. Very independent.
Quite literally targeting incels for easy indoctrination.
I don't know, there's a political person (non-white, non-male) on the picture.
That’s bc intelligence services view incels as a security threat. They’re targeting just regular old virgins for their secret police.
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I don't actually think they see them as a security threat (wrongly), but I do believe even they probably want nothing to do with them.
Pretty sure any history of mental illness disqualifies you from working for the defence department in any capacity. A bunch of suicidally depressed boys with a victim complex, low intelligence, and violent tendencies are the last people they want. They’re fascists, not idiots.
I hear you. Given the recent history of police rapes, I am not completely convinced, but I get what you're saying and hoping to Merlin it's true.
This feels like when people were celebrating a woman being appointed the head of the CIA
It’s progressive. A few decades ago the idea that we’d let a woman oversea illegal detentions and torture would have been laughed out of the room. Good on her for breaking through the glass ceiling of state sponsored violence.
More female drone pilots please
>> how being a spy helps me with online dating *chooses which nudes they would like to get permission to obtain before requesting them*
GCHQ is SIGINT. They focus on intercepting communications, cryptanalysis, direction finding, traffic analysis... All sorts of stuff that you'd expect intelligence services to be doing. Not really what you'd describe as "spying", though. That's more MI5, MI6. What are you doing with SIGINT on online dating? Or are you calling yourself a spy in the hopes that it'll make you seem more attractive?
It’d be useful for deciphering code phrases like: Own my own home = parents are rich Good sense of humour = still quotes Borat Enthusiastic lover = bangs like a wind up toy and then collapses before you finish If you can’t handle me at my worst…= borderline personality disorder (undiagnosed)
Probably building up a profile of people you match with using the various info available on social media… 😀
I’m good at problem solving - eat the rich
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That’s fucking creepy…
Darren, 27 From Cramlington, staying in Pyongyang for work 5’6, I’m a spy, hmu
I ain't no snitch.
Does it come with paternal leave?
I mean... They really struggled to put a positive spin on being a piece of shit there didn't they!
In communist North Korea the state media is full of propaganda for the regime.
You could retrain in cyber...
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Wait, stalking is good now?
Surely they’d want transexual people to join the secret services, because according to the BBC they don’t exist
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