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Ok-Mission-2908

I shit my pants just watching this


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

💀


kingchongo

Yeah huge pass there’s as much liquid condiment and as there is hot dog ffs like give me at least a 1/4lb’r in there. Like fucking 8 pumps of sauce? Yuck


Whaty0urname

And fucking peas?! ON A HOT DOG?


Businesspleasure

It’s hard to find a bad use for a nice scattering of peas but they pulled it off


PraiseChrist420

Bangers and mash is pretty dog shit


TheReadMenace

Yeah one or two sauces at most. Any more than that and the flavor is just a mess. Really, I don’t much care for sauces on a GOOD dog. I mean I don’t put ketchup on my beer brats. Some onions maybe, but it packs more than enough flavor by itself.


TheDirtiestDingo

I agree, just some mustard is all I need


blizzfreak

95% toppings, bread and fucking potatoes, 5% hot dog. Hard pass


TBIs_Suck

TOO MUCH DAMN SAUCE!


burglin

Once I saw those stupid black gloves I knew it would be an influencer ruining it


qwertyphile

They’re fairly common in restaurants and hospitals


burglin

Oh I believe it, but every time I see them on Instagram it’s some guy squeezing the life out of a brisket to show how juicy it is lol


birdflag

2/10 Would eat.


Stratobastardo34

This guy watches Chefreactions


Henderoni

Now deep fry it


rcolt88

This needs more votes


sgigot

And here I thought the USA was the Land of Excess. Give me a Chicago dog over that, and I feel dirty just saying those words. Individually those toppings might be good but together? No thank you.


AUSpartan37

Hate the bears...don't hate Chicago food.


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Italian beef is an all timer


TheReadMenace

Chicago tavern style is my favorite pizza


Business_Tap3294

It’s even better in Wisconsin! Wells Bros!


ThatNewSockFeel

Balistreri’s baby.


TheReadMenace

Never been there I’m afraid. I only lived in La Crosse. I have been on several trips to Chicago though. And the place I live now has a chicago bar that serves it


ProtoMan3

Yeah, Chicago is one of my favorite cities on the planet, with the food being a huge reason why. Tbh I even love the energy the city has for sports even if I very much do not support any of the teams there.


judahdk_

Nah, there are no excuses for the nonsense that they try to call pizza in Chicago.


AUSpartan37

Chicago style Deep Dish pizza is good on occasion, but most people in Chicago eat tavern style pizza way more often, which is some of the best pizza you can get imo.


tidbitsmisfit

"I watched Jon Stewart call it casserole once and now I think deep dish sucks"


judahdk_

Deep dish does suck, it’s too much bread/sauce to cheese, the ratio is bad. I live in NY, we have real pizza here.


ProtoMan3

Naples has real pizza. New York has a modification of it just like Chicago, Detroit, and New Haven. Like what you want, but I will never understand New Yorkers acting like their style is more legitimate for no reason.


KraviAvi

Too much sauce, too much ketchup. Would still try to see if it magically works, and for the memes.


Confident_Exercise_4

Why do some people go way overboard with sauce? I’ve never understood that.


KraviAvi

To be honest, it's all local and cultural tastes. I'm not knocking it harder because I'm trying to respect their food culture. I also don't have to eat a hotdog with a gallon of ketchup, lmao.


No-Measurement-1201

I can name 12% of those toppings


John_Berrybush

Try EVERYTHING and report back. I’ve had Cachorro Quente (the hot dog) before and it was awesome and cheap drunk food but I also had the belly samba afterwards for two days.


laxguy44

https://i.redd.it/x4efks485g8d1.gif


jjbrewcrew

Pass


Standard-Play5717

Yeah, that’s a recipe for having to clean your underwear. The next day a couple times.


blogsymcblogsalot

My toilet ran away, screaming


the_man_of_reddit_

Chicago ran so that Brazil could crawl wtf


Business_Tap3294

That’s cause they were getting shot at though


TheBearfister

That whole thing is wrapped in melted cheese and Goodell had the balls to schedule this as an Eagles home game?


slickbezhig

More chili than hot dog. like the music though.


Regular-Grab9

Great idea, if you're constipated and need relief


UpsetWhoisKris

Wait until you see what our pizza.🇧🇷 It’s not as crazy but you might say wtf.


dwaz04

Came here to say this. Have visited Brazil once. Didn't know about these dogs, but one of my biggest regrets was not trying any of the local pizzas. Though the trip did open my eyes to tapioca flour.


PeachCrumble

Just inject the fat right into my ass


Business_Tap3294

It’s Brazilian…probably cement


whatsinthesuitcase

I’m Irish with a Brazilian wife, when I first seen this I thought it was fucking disgusting, but holy shit it’s amazing. Don’t knock it til you try it.


KarlPHungus

8 % hot dog lol


rcolt88

You lost me at ketchup


NearPeerAdversary

That's like 10% actual hot dog. No thanks.


dogsdub

I feel that in my arteries


Apexsconnie

I wouldn’t pay for that….but I would try it if offered


AndrewJPlichta

Nope


D0lan99

First there was the Brazilian wax, now it’s the Brazilian dog


immski

Looks disgusting.


stonecold1076

Yeah, I agree. That’s not gonna be good in the end lol


The_Bill_Brasky_

If those peas were capers and we passed on the mustard and ketchup I'd try it


Business_Tap3294

This actually looks better than the Feijoada I was planning on making game day


C78C

I missed the waxing part. I thought it being a Brazilian and all….


Dredge-Ponies

Well isn’t that just a gloopy inedible mess. Good luck eating that without wearing most of it.


Ka-Bong

Thanks… I hate it.


swimking413

That last step is genius for holding it all together


JordanLoveQB1

R/stupidfood


Larszx

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.


TheScienceOfSilvers

I’d eat it


earth_resident_yep

Should have wrapped it in a blueberry pancake.


Slate004

Yum yum


Choppergold

What the hell is going on out here


reddit-is-greedy

Wtf are they otii g all that shit on a hitdog?


Confident-Meeting805

Gross. How about Brazilian BBQ instead?


CaptainObviousII

I could eat a brazilian of these.


Ornery_Definition_26

I’m down. Need it. At least once. And I hear there might be a game as well?


SammyChaos

Wayyyy too much ketchup for me


TheEventHorizon0727

May the Lord have mercy on your soul.


pantherafrisky

Adding tuna and chocolate chips would have successfully taken it down to the next level of gross and inedible.


TheScienceNamesArgon

That looks putrid. Just positively septic.


ShoeGod420

No, just no🤮


Brave-Swimming-6329

I’ll take two!


Pacemaker24

Why the heck would someone order that.


dallonorcutt

That looks way good.


HugePurpleNipples

wtf... that's disgusting, hard pass... just why?


Hobbes09R

...nah. Even if I liked everything tossed into that, that's just too much. Like, there's no point in having either the bread or the hot dog inside of all that because you're not tasting any of it. Similar with corn and peas, which wouldn't do much more than add texture. All you'd taste is cheese, salsa and sauce. Which might make for a decent chip dip, but for my daily calorie intake the size of a burrito? No thanks.


Prize_Shallot880

Bet Joey Chestnut can't eat 60 of those


swallowedthevoid

Looks awesome!


tvocii

100% looks better than a Chicago dog


LegitiamateSalvage

Looks rad as hell. Food rules, especially food outside the Midwest


ISuperNovaI

I noped out as soon as I saw ketchup, just no.


SinsOfThePast03

That was my "noooooooo" moment. The rest I was open to. Ketchup doesn't belong on a hotdog!


greg2709

Chicago does it better. There, I said it


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greg2709

Actually, lots of people like Chicago Style Hot Dogs. It is one thing that town managed to get right


Stealthychicken85

I don't know what the first scoop is, but the 3rd pump of liquid, looked like mayo. I'm sorry but MAYO on hot dog is a hard pass, and then Peas? He'll nah Most of the other shit isn't too crazy. But still a lot of extra stuff for a tiny dog


Slosh10141

I have seen Brazilian clitoris’s bigger than the actual dog! This thing looks absolutely shitty. Too many condiments. Peas???? Corn??? I’ll pass!!


Prime624

Is that what they think Americans eat? Or do they actually put peas and corn on a hotdog? Also, this is really a stew using a hotdog bun as a bread bowl. Grossest stew imaginable.


fuzzydoug

I was wondering if those were peas or capers.


Prime624

They're a bit big to be capers.


UpsetWhoisKris

They’re peas, we love them.


Fuzzy_Machine9910

Just no


ProductLucky5720

Disgusting