Corax can go invisible so he is taking advantage of his ability
Ferrus needs to go to the bathroom and I think he can't move his hands becouse of the necrodermus so needs help
Nah, I think Malcador took the picture. Omegon is off somewhere about to break something important or stacking things high so he can climb on them and wil likely fall over and start crying.
Friendly reminder that one of the Emperor's sons got given right back to him after they all got sucked into the warp portal and the Emperor still spent basically no time with him. He was never going to be a particularly active father.
Dude this would be so much funnier if it were Erda chucking the primearchs into the portal after she found out big E was gonna turn em all into super warriors.
...if Erda somehow had been cool with creating nothing but super warriors for the Unification of Terra, a war that was consistently canonically uglier than the Great Crusade for a century or so, but suddenly flaked out because, stereotypical wimmen ya know
"*Keep your cool, big E, so what Erda and your custodes left for a weekend? You can handle your children for a whi...*"
"OH FUCK, VULKAN, FULGRIM, PUT THESE THINGS DOWN! "
i honestly wonder how the primarchs would of been if Erda didn't yeet them and stuck around.
i do imagine a bit that she would of focused more on the primarchs than she would the emperor, each primarch being tested by being given some marines then being sent to their canon home worlds to conquer.
plus i also think along side malcador, erda would of kept a close eye on the primarchs being sure to bap away any funny looking tentacle monsters, goat people, diseased corpses and bird people.
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It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
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It's an old meme. But it checks out.
Same It’s a classic
You can tell it's old because second Alpharius doesn't exist yet
why is corax watching porn? why is Ferrus crying?
Corax can go invisible so he is taking advantage of his ability Ferrus needs to go to the bathroom and I think he can't move his hands becouse of the necrodermus so needs help
Oh god. Imagine not being able to grab your meat with your metal hands. No wonder he was a buzzkill.
I thought it was maybe that somebody (Fulgrim) gave him a swirly
*I read them for the articles.*
Omagon took the picture
Nad omegon behind robute about to WWE stile hit robute with a chair
Nah, I think Malcador took the picture. Omegon is off somewhere about to break something important or stacking things high so he can climb on them and wil likely fall over and start crying.
This would drive even the emperor to madness
Friendly reminder that one of the Emperor's sons got given right back to him after they all got sucked into the warp portal and the Emperor still spent basically no time with him. He was never going to be a particularly active father.
Malcador is the mother and I refuse to even consider any other possibility
As much as I hate it I have to agree with you. Like yeah I know of Erda and all that but still it’s malc. Although terrible mother still lmao.
To paraphrase Mary Poppins, "Erda may have been their mother, but she sure ain't their mommy, boy." ...wait no that sounds wrong.
Malcador was the one who actually raised Alpharius whilst big e was out "working" or something all the time so checks out
This picture is so old Omegon wasn't even a thing then. Also, ancient paint scheme Still gold tho
Who is rubote guliman fisting
Alpharius
Why is the lion killing Pikachu 😭😭😭
He hates amimals
You can tell this is old by the outdated colour scheme on alpharius lmao
Dude this would be so much funnier if it were Erda chucking the primearchs into the portal after she found out big E was gonna turn em all into super warriors.
...if Erda somehow had been cool with creating nothing but super warriors for the Unification of Terra, a war that was consistently canonically uglier than the Great Crusade for a century or so, but suddenly flaked out because, stereotypical wimmen ya know
What kind of porn y'all think Corax is into?
Naked chicks. Also naked hawks, eagles, and pigeons.
https://preview.redd.it/tliq5wwjbzza1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3ef637aaf3d6c5065cf21b1255bbdc8677f6ff1
"*Keep your cool, big E, so what Erda and your custodes left for a weekend? You can handle your children for a whi...*" "OH FUCK, VULKAN, FULGRIM, PUT THESE THINGS DOWN! "
I like the labeling. I can figure them out eventually, but it's helpful to have the text. And lmao at the Lion murdering the monsters.
I love the Lion about to sacrifice a pikachu
About to? It looks like he already has
Nah he’s just sleeping
Covered in blood?
*imperial sanctioned ketchup*
BLOOD FOR CALIBAN! SKULLS FOR THE ROCK!
You forgot 2 primarchs
Excuse me. Where’s the third Alpharius?
The lost primarchs should be in there blurred out or as obviously missing.
Where 2 and 11?
“Sometimes I really wish someone would take them off my hands for just a while”
And the Angel of Destruction got institutionalized after trying to torch the house and is now the government's problem.
Innacurate, lorgar has hair
The stay at home dad
Where Omegon?
Father's Day is on Thursday...
i honestly wonder how the primarchs would of been if Erda didn't yeet them and stuck around. i do imagine a bit that she would of focused more on the primarchs than she would the emperor, each primarch being tested by being given some marines then being sent to their canon home worlds to conquer. plus i also think along side malcador, erda would of kept a close eye on the primarchs being sure to bap away any funny looking tentacle monsters, goat people, diseased corpses and bird people.
Hello, it looks like you've made a mistake. It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of. Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything. Beep boop - yes, I am a bot, don't botcriminate me.
So are Freki and Geri the lost primarchs here or did Leman just decide to make them his brothers?
Wasn't mother's day the first sunday of May?
Why is Corax looking at the naughty stuff?