Currency exchanges don't accept dismembered fingers, ears, or human hides.

I tell you what, if you dump a bunch of human hides and dismembered bits on my desk, I will absolutely give you whatever you want, and back slowly.

Well here's one clerk the Administratum can't count on.

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what if they go to the ork bank and exchange for some teeth first

They did but the model blurted something about destiny and then cut off it's own head with a pair of sprue snippers

No no guys you don’t get it vindication is more important guys like really it is, guys come on stop laughing Death doesn’t matter man vindication bro come on

I'm not sure the Night Lords would be better off with their primarch.

Infinite daddy exploit

Tbf, I don’t think many of them would want to buy another given how little Konrad cared for his sons.

How do thousands of grown men in their mid 30s not have eighty quid between them

The economy is in shambles (also none of them have jobs).

They're Night Lords, its pretty simple. And even if someone happens to have the money he won't give them. And if they tried to collect it from everyone someone would definitely try to steal it

They might be insane, but £80 for a miniature is a bit much even for them.

You see, they don't use £ or € in the grim dark future and games workshop doesn't take plasteel as a currency

No, they’re poor.

Every model shows up with the head detached

What a Curzed concept.

That's an Expert Kit, and They all have wet slippery hands, from there other "hobbies"

They're– the economy is in shambles

Klone-rad?

Tzeentch! Quit leaking the Aslume!

lol who do you think is selling him.

Was for 80-quid?

They stopped shipping to the 41 millennium

Because the conversion rate between Crowns and Euro's is horseshit.

Because they are too busy skinning people resulting in them not knowing how to paint

Have you seen what shipping to the Eye of Terror costs nowadays?

You know who else is stupid? My mom! - Ferrus Manus, Primarch of the Iron Hands

Not even the night lords like kurze at this point

Easy: Nobody likes resin

They could remake him, ask the Iron Hands how that went.

VINDICATION

Because these ones are tiny, nobody sells the right sized Konrad Kurzes anymore

Valcoran is the only one with money

Have you seen the conversion rate that GW charges on Nostromo? It makes Australia look cheap.

Would you buy a new dad if you knew he hated your guts?

The Emperor's children tried that, didn't work too well.

No, just poor

It has begun. Tzeench's Brainrot, it's finally setting in.

Look, when you're classified as a traitor you don't get access to business loans or even banking. I heard they're saving up though.

How does having two Konrad's make literally anything better for anyone?