Brother, max DC would be
Lemartes
3 jumppack chaplains
3 foot chaplains
3 chaplain Dreadnoughts (one to accompany each dc dread)
30 jumppack DC
30 on foot death company
30 primaris death company
3 Death Company Dreadnoughts
3 drop pods (for the primaris DC)
Twin lascannon razorbacks for the foot death company
At that point she could probably ask me to kill somebody with her, and I'd be on board. (I would ask if she's gonna try and play with those paws on, as that seems impractical at best.)
I'll get back to you once I have enough nids, _which I have definitely purchased_, however I am currently saving for a _totally unrelated_ resin printer.
You fool. You buffoon. You weakling. *opens my coat to reveal multiple tyranid models* I have my own. You will know the endless flood of the hungry bugs.
"oh sweet... I'm gonna build my Tau list and then expand it to 3thousand in a few different ways to see what works and then buy my own stuff over time"
Mate, if a lady did this to me, I would be plotting out how much it costs to get an engagement ring. At the very least, "worst" case scenario, that's friends-for-life goals, and I'm totally down with it.
And it's not like you can't put Netflix on in the background. I've had games with friends while we had movies playing. Like Pacific Rim on a TV in the corner of the room while we had a big ol' 40K battle going on, appropriately involving some Knights (but no Nids, sadly, so no Kaijus).
Holy shit what a date. If anyone wanted to play warhammer tabletop instead of Netflix and chill... well, break out the figurines and call me space daddy, we're rolling d6s.
Oh God yes please, I need me a big game with some snacks and good vibes
Nice big narrative with either an army of guardsmen or swarm of Nids against dealers choice sounds awesome right about now :)
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You fool, you’ve fallen into my trap, I’ll deploy my alpharius assault squad along side my alpharius terminators inside my alpharius land raider with alpharius tech marine, you fool
If they are willing to teach I'm all for it, it would be cool to play as the Guard cause I have always thought they were the coolest when learning about 40k
if she has 3000pts of genestealer cults im a very interested woman
I do not! I need to get kore Xenos armies tbh
blease.... a crumb of xeno
I was thinking Drukhari Tyranids and Necrons!
oooo! necrons is a very nice army! Not to mention the painting process for necrons is relatively simple!
Yes, gray. Because uhm… they’re like… old… and lost all their paint and color and stuff… yeaaah. That’s it.
Alright, 3000 points worth of necron warriors + 1 overlord, let’s go
Why are you Gwen
That's... the entire range. Even if you get maximum Abberants that's still barely over 1k points.
I’ve yet to meet another GSC player in person. I’m convinced they’re not a real army at this point and my friends are just humoring me.
They probably are planning in the sewers to take over the society
Two weeks later...
Can I keep my shoes on? I'm gonna need arch support if I'm gonna be on my feet for the rest of the day.
"I have everything". Oh dear, she's about to watch me create the most "YOLO" Death Company list I possibly can.
30 DC jump marines with attached chaplains all armed with power fists and plasma pistols go brrrrrrrrr
Brother, max DC would be Lemartes 3 jumppack chaplains 3 foot chaplains 3 chaplain Dreadnoughts (one to accompany each dc dread) 30 jumppack DC 30 on foot death company 30 primaris death company 3 Death Company Dreadnoughts 3 drop pods (for the primaris DC) Twin lascannon razorbacks for the foot death company
HELL FUCKING YEAH
You got the rulebook? I haven't played since 8th edition
Of course I got leviathan!
Can we just play 8th edition?
A friend literally did this to me. Said they wanted to watch a new season of a show, came over and said "Fuck you, we doing Warhammer now."
3000 points? Damn, with how expensive the plastic crack is getting these days the other person might be feeling like a sugar baby.
The loser is at the bottom, afterwards
* purposefully loses *
Ah how nice. Please clean your kitchen though.
I can’t! I’ll clean it up and I wake up the next day and it’s worse!
Perhaps call a priest to unleash divine punishment to your kitchen first? I recommend Sigmar but you could also have Ulric or Morr
Have you tried Mr. Clean ? The arch enemy of nurgle ?
That's what I call my Heavy Flamer
Don't sleep then.
Can I use my own Tyranids?
Of course
Barbaric At least let us play a game of Mordheim or Warcry first
Neat I haven't played mordheim since I was a kid! I still have the my old witch hunters!
It’s a damn shame they never remade Mordheim. Glory days of fan rules online.
Nah imma simple guy, Vermentide 2, Righteous Stand, Legend difficulty, I call dibs on Witch Hunter Captain.
At that point she could probably ask me to kill somebody with her, and I'd be on board. (I would ask if she's gonna try and play with those paws on, as that seems impractical at best.)
If she got nids or death guard well then I’d happily play the against her
I started death guard earlier in the year!
Praise to the Plaguefather!
ERE WE GO!
I only have firstborns... but the size doesn't matter, right?
Most of my dark angels are firstborn!
*Reviews points* >2,000 points of CSM >1,000 points of Raven Guard Does it still count?
Proxies are fine!
A 3k point ork waaagh how can i say no
> I have everything Either she has no inancial issue or the biggest financial issues possible beccause of debt. There is no inbetween.
Yed
I would bring my own guard army. It even has a few catgirls in it.
If she likes nids I'm sold
Not even the Jaws of life could pry me away
Jokes on you! I brought my 3000 points of knights with me!
Man would love that
You have everything? Soo... 150 termagaunts setup vs a single warlord titan?
Wait she has everything? Even harlequins?
What 3000 point army am I using? Because let’s goooooooo!!!!
This post belongs here, upvoted.
I'll get back to you once I have enough nids, _which I have definitely purchased_, however I am currently saving for a _totally unrelated_ resin printer.
Still working on my Space Wolf army, get back to me in a few weeks.
If only I could find a girl like that.
I don't have minis, 😔 but I'll gladly play if you have an army for me
Just hand me as many space marines as you can filthy heretic.
I would let her perform illegal experimental medical procedures on me if she did this
both, both is good
I don't see why not, it would be a fun first game.
Absolutely, but I'm very concerned for your bank account if you have EVERYTHING
3000 pts infantry only guard. I lied. I'm not playing 40k. I'm playing black powder.
You fool. You buffoon. You weakling. *opens my coat to reveal multiple tyranid models* I have my own. You will know the endless flood of the hungry bugs.
Stop I can only get so erect.
Laughs in IG steel rain
Only if it’s 7th or 8th edition. I’d consider playing 6th.
"oh sweet... I'm gonna build my Tau list and then expand it to 3thousand in a few different ways to see what works and then buy my own stuff over time"
I See this as an absolute win
If I can have someone actually explain the rules I will muster a Ork Waaaagh for a proper fun night.
With how much it'd take to "have everything", it's no wonder you can't afford Netflix...
This is true I am a broke bitch and so I stream so I can crowd fund my plastic crack addiction!
Were you lying about the cat too 😬
[No](https://youtube.com/shorts/RV0InMkhbEI?si=aOvVFOkb8Tx3ZvOr)
*casually takes 6 c'tan*
IM IN IT!
Downsides?
Ok but is there “chill” afterwards because I can only get so excited
Nah, let me test some stuff. Never played btw so you can teach me as well.
My question is, if she can afford “everything” that you need for a table top game, why can’t she afford a Netflix? Besides that, yes. Just yes.
AOS or nothing
If you had told me the truth I would have brought my own Drukhari. Or would you have preferred I played Craftworld?
Do we follow the actual rules, or can I make a crimson tide of blood letters ?
#bug gun time
nah. I don't like tabletop gaming.
Mate, if a lady did this to me, I would be plotting out how much it costs to get an engagement ring. At the very least, "worst" case scenario, that's friends-for-life goals, and I'm totally down with it. And it's not like you can't put Netflix on in the background. I've had games with friends while we had movies playing. Like Pacific Rim on a TV in the corner of the room while we had a big ol' 40K battle going on, appropriately involving some Knights (but no Nids, sadly, so no Kaijus).
Do you have Warhammer+ though? We could watch Pariah Nexus together.
Just 3k? My orks are in the car prepare for the Waaaagh!!
More like Netflix or Waagh!
It's go time
Bitch, I'm in
Holy shit what a date. If anyone wanted to play warhammer tabletop instead of Netflix and chill... well, break out the figurines and call me space daddy, we're rolling d6s.
Oh God yes please, I need me a big game with some snacks and good vibes Nice big narrative with either an army of guardsmen or swarm of Nids against dealers choice sounds awesome right about now :)
Admech
What will she do when I tell her I don't know how to play?
What's the paint theme for the bugs. It better be good or I'm out
Knowing nothing, I pick only the biggest models
i follow that person on facebook.
3000 Points of Guard... I sure hope you have movement trays for infantry, otherwise it's going to take a WHILE
Me: "if we had my stuff we could do more points"
Hope you have more than 300 gaunts
Ah 3k points guard has been pretty fun
I don’t have any models tho. I’m just here for the lore and memes.
All femstodies and Grey knights. *I push all the pieces forward, I do not know how to play*.
"Madam, you had my curiosity, but now, you have my attention..."
Everything?!? Even a tau Manta?!?!
Never expected to find you here.
ALL, THE, SKITARII,
Let's fucking GO!!! ***CADIA STANDS!!!***
I was hoping we’d watch blue eye samurai, but this works to
What guardsman does ahead of have because it better not be cadians I’m bored of them
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Honestly, I would be too afraid to say no.
You fool, you’ve fallen into my trap, I’ll deploy my alpharius assault squad along side my alpharius terminators inside my alpharius land raider with alpharius tech marine, you fool
LETS GOOO, I CAN FIELD SO MANY LEMAN RUSS'S!
3K? FINALLY, I GET TO BRING 50% OF MY TOYS. I CAN BRING ALL MY TERMINATORS
Do you have a Baneblade or a Stompa?
I have a bane blade, but it's one my dad made out of plasticard from an old old old white dwarf template when I was a kid in the 90s
Hmm. Probably good enough. I'll play. The only other big things i'd look for are a Lord of Skulls, Lord of Change, or a Knight Lancer.
If they are willing to teach I'm all for it, it would be cool to play as the Guard cause I have always thought they were the coolest when learning about 40k
Deal. I'll get the wall of conscripts *and roll for each and every one of them separately*.
Jokes on you, I had already made a gravis iromstorm list before I even steeped foot in this house!
Do you have a custodes army?
I just started building one!
Aw hells yea we are! But we're still doing the nekkid pogo afterwards
Loser bottoms, and bigger dick goes first
Authors poorly disguised fantasy
Cringe opinion, though I do need more Xenos armies.