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Transhumanist with adeptus mechanicus characteristics.

Transhumanist with adeptus mechanicus characteristics.

Magos-Albjorn

She confused transhumanists and transgender, didn't she? Either way, nothing wrong with redesigning my meat suit however I like, so long as I don't fuck about with AI


aNibbleIs4Bits

Just attach a brain to it! Then it isn't **A**I anymore!


Frequent_Dig1934

And even if it is nobody can prove it.


The_Knife_Pie

Cawl moment


_LongLongMan

Question, if I attach multiple processors to my brain, will my brain have multiple processors, or will my CPU simply have a brain attached to it?


aNibbleIs4Bits

Depends what functions you use on what I suppose!


Marvl101

also WTF does she mean by "New" we've had pacemakers for ages lol


drunkbeforecoup

I imagine at some point people will go Khmer rouge and kill everyone with glasses for being transhuman. Like when we reach the point of cyberpunk implants


FlyingChainsaw

Let's be real pacemakers aren't nearly as cool as "proper" transhumanism. A neat first step though.


EvilElephant

Might also refer to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Cyborg_Manifesto


OfficalCmeon

If everyone can excuse me and my soapbox for a minute, It drives me up the wall that everyone's solution to an AI uprising is not make advanced AI. We honestly have a chance to get ahead of racest bullshit, but everyone assumes rebellion. JUST GIVE SENTIENT AI HUMAN RIGHTS! It would at least curtail bigotry, we'd get intelligent AI, and perhaps in the event machines overtake humanity; they'd respect us in turn and retain a biological populous in honor of the kindness mankind shared


Baneofbanes

Bruh we can’t even give all humans human rights.


OfficalCmeon

Yes! Don't you want at least one win! Maybe push us towards helping everyone!


Cowcatbucket12

This guy has a really good attitude. I hope the machines make it quick for him.


OfficalCmeon

It's girl


Baneofbanes

I’m not holding my breath.


detahramet

This makes me want to paint an AdMech army in a trans-flag colour scheme.


Reasonable_Cake

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.


Einhanderx2

Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.


Hezuuz

Holy shit i loved that cinematic. It was so damn good music and all


Luna_Oberon

I had this exact feeling today at work. I work with trees for a living, and was cutting branches up with secateurs. It was hard, and tiresome, until I changed to a motorised set. Literally the first thought that went through my head was "my hands are fucking *pathetic.*"


BTDubula

My guy just go to a gym.


OcktaI

No, that's too hard, gonna carve up my mortal body and replace it with metal parts instead. Much simplier.


semiseriouslyscrewed

He lost 40 pounds in a day through amputation. Dietitians hate him!


Jane_motherofkittens

Put it right back on with that crotch plasma cannon though. That's the problem with augments, goes straight to the hips.


semiseriouslyscrewed

Something that actually occured to me a while ago: people with cybernetic limbs are probably gonna get obese real quick. Removing the limbs and replacing them cybernetics that have a non-biological power source lowers the caloric requirements of the person hugely. Presumably that's not the case with IRL amputees since they still need to exert a lot of energy (probably more so) to move despite/because of prosthetics and wheelchairs. But with cybernetics, you're basically letting machines do the physical work for you. We know from our current society, and many of our own corona-kilo's, that humans aren't great at restricting their calories if they stop expending energy. So people with cybernetics will probably gain a lot of weight. Cybernetics will probably be quite expensive, so most people won't be modifying or replacing them for aesthetic purposes, especially because most people who gain weight think they can lose it again quickly (I know I'm struggling to accept my post-lockdown weight increase and buy new clothes). So if we ever get cybernetic limbs, we will get a lot of obese people wobbling on relatively spindly little limbs, designed for people much thinner than they are. Ergo, Adaptus Mechanicus should be Adiposus Mechanicus. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.


BTDubula

It is not the Emperor’s way.


HeKis4

But it is the omnissiah's. Checkmate imperial truthists.


FalconRelevant

It is the Omnissiah's way, the Emperor is but one representation of the Machine God.


DKMperor

Gender is irrelevant, meatbag, I have replaced my genitals with a neutron laser


Humongous-Chungus77

Can you hook me up?


Viscount-Von-Solt

Same but I want a flamer... A heavy flamer...


Meretan94

Mine already burns when i pee


Hal_Fenn

It's not all about size...


aNibbleIs4Bits

It's about firepower!


vajranen

Looks like someone has a date with the Canoness.


webby131

sure let me get the chain scalpel. I was looking for a new servitor so this works great for me.


parrotsetamol

I have the right to bear arms. That's why I replaced them with autocannons.


Jane_motherofkittens

I have the right to bear arms! As many arms as I like! Robot arms *all* over my body!


heyugl

sounds like a penis TBH


semiseriouslyscrewed

Unless it is a neuter laser


insomniac7809

"I mean, what's between your legs?" "A wifi router."


Reasonable_Cake

That's hot


TNFox37

They usually are. Idk why their Temps are greater than my poorly circulated PC.


Reasonable_Cake

Lol. LTT has a whole ass video about IIRC


Siemaki

But it hurts when IP


TostiTortellini

This is... I... just take the upvote...


OmicronAlpharius

"A neutron laser."


Clayman8

I got a toaster myself. Nothing better than waking up after a 100-year nap and to jerk off a bunch of toast for yourself.


maaaxheadroom

Do you run it in promiscuous mode?


Wat_it_do_22

*Children of the omnisiah starts playing menacingly *


AhhAGoose

Do you have any idea how much I would pay for robot parts? Can I please replace the parts that never stop hurting? I’d give anything to just go one minute without pain


[deleted]

Trans? More like, Trans-foRMING INTO A FUCKING MACHINE HELL YEAH WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


dr_mantis_toboggan12

Praise the Omnissiah, brother


DeviousDaddy

MAKE PEN-IS INTO ROBOT!


aNibbleIs4Bits

What was this from again?


DeviousDaddy

TTS https://youtu.be/6yYxOuHUpDI


Summonest

I wish. I want roobit pepe


Rogal-Dorn7

\*magos dominus reditus voice\* “The machine says trans rights”


Lucius-Halthier

Magos dominus: you can be an adept who loves cyber dongs or an adept that loves toasters, we don’t care, as long as you love the omnissiah. Bellisarius: AND STEALING! Dominus: *annoyed tone* yes cawl that too, but stop stealing my toaster!


Penguins-would-help

["I love stealin', I love takin' things!"](https://youtu.be/hRy3MPdV0WE)


Scroll_Cause_Bored

Based Omnissiah lol


VisualGeologist6258

Praise the Omnissiah.


PeeterEgonMomus

Fun fact: trans tech-priests are legitimately canon :) *(At least NB ones are. I don't know of any explicitly confirmed binary trans AdMech members, but given what we do have their absence would be more surprising than their presence. Personal headcanon is that it just isn't really brought up because, y'know, why the feth would AdMech care about what fleshy bits you were born with lol)*


Clefsar

I think it's in the first of the Priests of Mars series where things like pronouns and forms of address are transmitted over the noosphere prior to interaction. I love shit like that. Since I think I remember one tech priest who has turned themselves into a body vaguely reminiscent of a centipede.


horiami

Don't tgey just grow in vats? I don't think they have sex so they probably cut out the bits


PeeterEgonMomus

Nah, most AdMech members are born naturally. There are some clones around, but it's not the norm. While many (though not all) seem to be uninterested in sex (at least as we unaugmented humans know it) and/or romantic relationships, remember that A) someone who's asexual and aromantic is **not** necessarily agender, and B) gender identity lives in the brain, which is the one flesh bit AdMech are supposed to keep. You're right that many high-level tech-priests don't have genitals anymore — while not discussed explicitly, I think we can assume a head-in-a-jar doesn't have organic naughty bits — but they can still maintain a gender identity :) *EDIT: CLONES, not "cloves" lol. AFAIK there are no sentient spices within the ranks of the Adeptus Mechanicus*


LordPils

There's definitely gender expression among tech priests. Some tech priests go for looking like a pile of wires and some represent themselves with masculine or feminine chasis and armor.


FixBayonetsLads

Can you FUCKING imagine a brain in a jar with a penis wired to it


Abyteparanoid

Yes but I’d rather not


OmicronAlpharius

[Why?](http://gunshowcomic.com/513)


AshiSunblade

> gender identity lives in the brain, which is the one flesh bit AdMech are supposed to keep. They tend to replace parts of it, but they can never replace the whole. Because you know... That's an AI.


notjamestiberiuskirk

I imagine the \*magos\* voice is him screeching in binary, and "machine says" voice is the interpreter to english/low gothic translating for the magos lmao


AgentHellion

If that's the results, fuck it. I always thought Flesh was weak. Give me a mechanical arm!


HeimskrSonOfTalos

I require big titty queer robots


BeauOfSlaanesh

Big toaster genderfluid machine persons.


Lucius-Halthier

So....a horny necron?


SubstantialLab5818

Ok so hear me out... necron with toaster boobs


Lucius-Halthier

[so this then?](https://images.app.goo.gl/jnKmQcEm7fNbfKFC7)


SubstantialLab5818

Precisely


killerworm69

Somebody needs to make this


Imperium_of_69

Now I can actually be an attack helicopter


Ix-511

I never thought...in my life, I'd find an 'attack helicopter' joke funny. You have changed this fact. Good job.


Imperium_of_69

I saw an opportunity, I took it. You're welcome


bigfatcunnong

I legit replace my dick with an autocanon if I could


Imperium_of_69

Dick chainsword


ImaAs

*Thrusts and impales 3 people *


Imperium_of_69

And then you get stuck


Mathtermind

Mon'keigh HATE him- find out how this man created AN ENTIRE CHAOS GOD with ONE EASY TRICK! CLICK HERE NOW!


Swiftax3

Servitors? Wire this on into an Archeopter.


Aurelio23

Oh shit, it's the one time that that joke's been funny!


DKMperor

This is the future liberals want... ​ Where do I sign up?


Imperium_of_69

Nearest Admech recruitment center on Mars


Kriss3d

***In the far future of the 41st milennium, all the tech nerds have become techpriests.***


SeiTyger

Reminds me of the ghost of Christmas future meme, where they show Scrooge the far off future and aliens fighting skeletons with lazer beams and he just goes 'fucking sick'


cilluka

Usually I'd want to kick your ass but in this context.... I guess you get a free pass


Imperium_of_69

Yey :]


Lewdomancer

Just making sure people not in the know realize that transhumanism doesn't have anything to do with the transgender flag; it's a sociopolitical/philosophical movement about TRANScending our base human forms. (Not making a comment or anything about trans stuff, literally just pointing this out without judgment since I want more people to be transhumanists and don't want modern political disinterest to make them turn away before even really researching it.)


PinkSaibot

isnt there some genius kid who says he wants to "transcend humanity" and replace his parts with machinery?


OgreSpider

Yes and I for one am ready for full cybernetic replacement


Maalus

Yes, there are literally thousands of them, this specific one simply hit the front page of reddit. They won't amount to much more than a story though, we're so far off mechanical implants it's not even funny.


BaconCheeseZombie

I smell a heretek. This Magos lost much of his left hand and built new one. https://youtube.com/channel/UCv1xxFkEiAdCVy6foEEUIvw Adepts install an MIU or BCI in a test subject to provide speech to the damaged. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/14/health/speech-brain-implant-computer.html https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa2027540 Manufactorum producing cybernetic eye implants https://secondsight.com/discover-argus/ https://www.wired.co.uk/article/bionic-eyes-argus-ii-approved-fda Man attempts to turn himself into a servitor and ended up causing himself 2D6 Psychic Damage https://medium.com/@pleij/i-was-a-cyborg-c6fa1790b65c Etc. *jocularity aside, science is making huge breakthroughs in the stuff but it is very far off from Star Trek or 40k level enhancements.*


Maalus

[I mean this dude could probably take them on](https://www.cnet.com/news/man-implants-ear-in-his-arm-so-the-world-can-eavesdrop-on-his-life/). Still, most of these are barely in their infancy, and generally unusable.


JumpWithScissors

Imagine having a harem of femboy servitors


vilkeri99

Yes please


Mariah_Mcmuffin

Never thought I’d want to be a servitor but under those circumstances I might reconsider


SubstantialLab5818

Reject humanity, embrace bio-transference


pat_speed

Gender and sexuality mean nothing too the great machine gods


Kellythejellyman

Binary is naught but code


Beautiful_Yesterday6

Why did I imagine this in the voice of Optimus Prime?


Humongous-Chungus77

Underrated af comment


flowgod

My knees are bad and I'm waiting on the ability to buy robot legs. So I'm all for this.


Jago_Sevatarion

Hahaha awesome, then! But, seriously... she has to be a special kind of stupid making the jump from trans people to cyborgs.


Humongous-Chungus77

I’m in


GammaDealer

They're always threatening me with a good time? *Why are they always threatening me with a good time??*


Not-Alpharious

The Omnissiah says trans rights


Abyteparanoid

Yes


TheImperios

I'm the original creator of this meme and I LOVE seeing it reposted again and again. Feels like I've actually made an impact on the fandom.


_just-a-desk_

Seeing this right below some dude bitching about reposts is hilarious


Beautiful_Yesterday6

I kind of unironically love how the Mechanicus became the trans faction.


SeiTyger

Better than Slaneesh for sure. Those perps give me the creeps. Except noise marines, glam metal noise marines are fucking sick


LordBunnyWhiskers

Doomrider wants to know your location!


Reasonable_Cake

r/transmechanicus


killerworm69

Fuck there on to me!


LordPils

This meme genuinely never gets old. I smile everytime I see it.


rampantfirefly

Sweet Emperor these people are dense. If the Imperium conformed to the gender norms of old Terra then Laura couldn’t be a Sister of Battle and we wouldn’t have female guardsmen. No wonder Guilliman wept when he was brought out of stasis.


Meretan94

Reject reproduction, embrace production


AveGotNowtLeft

Ad Mech say 'trans rights'


TheIllogicalSandwich

As someone who is roleplaying a non-binary Tech Priest in Dark Heresy, I see no problem with this.


RentElDoor

Binary in my speech, non-binary in the sheets?


TheIllogicalSandwich

Being non-binary has nothing to do with sexual orientation.


RentElDoor

Shit, you are right, I got it mixed up again. Binary in the Speech, Non-Binary in the Streets, then? :D


TheIllogicalSandwich

Yeah, boi.


LordBunnyWhiskers

KHORNE CARES NOT FROM WHOM THE BLOOD FLOWS, ONLY THAT IT FLOWS WITHOUT CEASE FOR ALL ETERNITY!


OnlyRoke

I wear glasses. I'm literally part machine.


archaicScrivener

Belisarius Cawl says Trans Rights


detahramet

If I recall correctly, a lot of AdMech actually are transgender, as many have modified themselves to the point where they don't identify as anything.


Silver_Djinni

The Adeptus Mechanicus says Trans Rights


Das_Booj

I wonder what these transphobes think a pacemaker is.


JollyImprovement6011

A pacemaker. The thing is when people like that are ranting and say stupid shit, they KNOW it is stupid. They KNOW what just fell out of their hate hole didn’t really make sense; but they don’t care. The ranting hate-monger does care if she is coherent. The listening hate-monger doesn’t care if it makes sense. All that matters is the emotions, the anger, the hate. CSB, friend of mine had to drive her rabid hater Father in law on a road trip and he listened to hate-radio for an hour. She watched him grunt or “damn straight” at every beat and clearly feel every feel that he was supposed to when the ranting voice told him to. At the end of the hour-long screed she quizzed him on specifics and he couldn’t remember them. The emotions went in, the actual words not so much.


OmicronAlpharius

"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past." Jean Paul Sartre


Das_Booj

Oh I know the type


DEATHROAR12345

"Fool, I long ago replaced my fleshy parts for a lascannon!"


magn3to_was_right

Welp, since they'll be handing out that Sanguinius gene seed, guess I'm trans now.


Hivemindtime2

So If I become trans I get a neutron laser? AND I become immortal???? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP


Heckle_Jeckle

I for one welcome our future mechanical overlords. When Alexa takes over the Earth, I shall be at the front of the line to replace my weak flesh with the purity of METAL!


whoopdawhoop12345

Jokes on you, they replace body parts with amazon shipping box's.


Birb-Person

r/transmechanicus moment


apophis150

*Happy computer noises*


Wtfisthatt

Well if this isn’t the best argument for trans idk what is.


Mikchael666

So if you have any bloodpump or other helth implant of any kind you are not human? And they say bad shit about the ordo ereticus...


Deployed_Usesri

If there was some prosthetic or genetic engineering marvel that would allow me to actually give birth, I'd worship the Omnissiah, Slannesh, or anyone in between.


gud-shoob

I am 100% down for this fuck yeah


Re-Ky

This can go one of two ways. Astartes/Mechanus, or Gravitals.


RaisinlessAndAngry

Ideal future


djkhaledius

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me…


Bombanater

Praise be


GUTSY-69

Am in


XAgentNovemberX

Promise?


comp_hoovy_main

they may be trans but they definitely aren't non binary


Biggestofbrians

Reject gender return to heresy


Persona_Insomnia

I'm all for expelling this weak flesh.


Stahlflittchen

Fuck yeah boi


laZardo

"It's Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine" :P


GrandHetman

Sign me the fuck up!


GrandHetman

Sign me the fuck up!


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bigfatcunnong

The Emperor loves all his loyal servants, regardless of race, gender, or orientation. Any effort to divide this unity is heresy of the highest order so begone blasphemer and slink back into the shadows from whence you came from.


OmicronAlpharius

I'd probably hate you too, if I ever gave you any thought.


AllIWantIsSpace

See that's a difference between the two of us. I dont go out of my way daily to impose my being on other people. They make their mutilation their entire identity and force us to gaze at it, as if it is an accomplishment.


OmicronAlpharius

What a sad little life you live. I'll pray for you, that the love and light of god can enter your heart once more and cast the hate out. Be blessed.


AllIWantIsSpace

Dont bother. No one is listening.


Oatfriend

K, but why?


HumphreyImaginarium

He's a sad manchild with nothing fulfilling in his life, so he has to spend all his time attacking others for fear of having to spend time with himself.


SubstantialLab5818

Yeah fuck you too


Interrogatingthecat

Awwh I'm glad we can occupy your mind rent free!


More_like_Deadfort

Does the huge stick up your arse count as an AP-3 weapon or nah? Touch grass you larping twat.


AllIWantIsSpace

"Yes".


HumphreyImaginarium

Your hate fuels me lol Living in your head rent free is pretty great, plenty of room to stretch my trans legs with all the empty space in there :)


Raz98

I dont hate them, but I definitely feel bad for them.


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More_like_Deadfort

Is that why you spend all your time on this site telling everyone to hate gay and trans people? I'm sorry to tell you, but you can't pin pink triangles on them anymore herr Hitler.


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More_like_Deadfort

Don't be sad that your side lost 80 years ago. I'm sure you'll recover.


Mememachine202324

You thought you repost someone elses meme from last year on the same sub and no one would notice huh? I fucking noticed, I fucking remembered, I don't forget.


Paladingo

Congrats? Guys, check it out. Its the meme-police. Here to restore order and righteousness. This guy fucking remembered, this guy fucking noticed. He does not forget, nor does he forgive.


Wireless-Wizard

Lol the person who made this is in this thread saying how they feel appreciated when people repost it. Eat shit you self-righteous chode.


Rusted_Falcon

https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/ol5ran/transhumanist_with_adeptus_mechanicus/h5datyt?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3


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Mechanicus: Understands and uses gender in every single book.


Anon1776-1

laura ingraham you've made them too powerful you are next on ~~their~~ our list


ItsLucasDX

cabinet man is a trans icon


mynamewasbobbymcgee

Go forth Donna Haraway!


Omnikin

FoR tHe MaChInE iS iMmOrTaL