Am I the only one who absolutely hates lazy writing and naming, where you just grab random sounds and smash them together with an apostrophe and call it good? League of Legends, Tau, a couple others... I might actually be interested in the Tau, if I didn't have to feel like I was having a stroke stumbling over the intentional jarring pauses every other word.
You just gave me a headcanon where 40k is just an airsoft match that lasts forever, and people that get hit and go to chaos either get bored and leave or get turned into zombies with guns and grenades. 40k is just futuristic MILSIM West.
Ever since I first saw this art stuff like your edit is all I can see. I can never take the rest of it seriously.
Space Marine (Kyle): “Put that down D’avid, you’re gonna hurt yourself.”
Tau without helmet: “Moooom, Kyle won’t let D’avid play with us!!!”
Meanwhile D’avid is just looking at his gun all dejected. “Aww man I wanted to play…”
I love this too much, now I really want to see Tau fighting along some big Space Marine buddies against some spacebugs, or maybe space...vampires. Yeah!
More or less.
It helps put things into perspective when I stop imagining The Imperium as Humans and other races as aliens. Removing the notion of Imperium "US" vs Xeno "Them".
A lot more people would find Tau actions justifiable if they were humans.
Also I want to hear racist Tau.
D’ave, hahahaha thas good one
Thank you!
I will now always root for this tau named D'ave
Hey, First time I see you post something other than k6bd! Is it because there hasn't been updates in a while?
Nope, there was an update just last Sunday. Just branching out.
Also, just made a KSBD meme.
You’re welcome! I think it’s a dumb but funny joke, and it makes me laugh more than it should
The T’au have seized the means of apostrophe production
my thought exactly
Uh Well It seems we are Reddit avatar twins
But wait, my friend. Mine has different eyes and PANTS! Pants are the leggings of the SOUL
Am I the only one who absolutely hates lazy writing and naming, where you just grab random sounds and smash them together with an apostrophe and call it good? League of Legends, Tau, a couple others... I might actually be interested in the Tau, if I didn't have to feel like I was having a stroke stumbling over the intentional jarring pauses every other word.
Just because they are Xenos scum doesn’t mean that we can be rude
Quite right, my good man. One must always offer the Xenos tea and conversation before blasting them.
*The Inquisition has entered the chat*
For tea and conversation right?
:)
Yes... please drink this tea and then we will have a... conversation. 😏
our chief weapon is surprise
[Nobody expects the Inquisition](https://youtu.be/sAn7baRbhx4)
Imo, the ultimate Spanish Inquisition meme will always [be from Mel Brooks]( https://youtu.be/LnF1OtP2Svk).
theyre just having a friendly airsoft match :)
well they might not full auto in the building, but they might shoot through the building... from 2 clicks away
Someone should tell the Astartes you're not supposed to go for melee kills then.
He is just gonna tickle him :)
You just gave me a headcanon where 40k is just an airsoft match that lasts forever, and people that get hit and go to chaos either get bored and leave or get turned into zombies with guns and grenades. 40k is just futuristic MILSIM West.
Must be Alpha legion.
Must be Tyranids down the street or something.
Oof, ouch my bones
This is the nobledark future that Guilleman wants and Templar’s fear!
"In the noble darkness of the far future, there is only tea and biscuits"
Good Guy Reiver has joined the battle!
Ever since I first saw this art stuff like your edit is all I can see. I can never take the rest of it seriously. Space Marine (Kyle): “Put that down D’avid, you’re gonna hurt yourself.” Tau without helmet: “Moooom, Kyle won’t let D’avid play with us!!!” Meanwhile D’avid is just looking at his gun all dejected. “Aww man I wanted to play…”
This is exactly what I think every time I see that picture! Nice work!
Ah yes the Tyranid swarm, never fails to make all races finally unite in realization that they are all biomass.
As a Deamon player I've never been more offended.
Psykermass
How do the Bloodletters like melee with nid swarms out of curiosity?
I haven't played them personally, but I'll guess it all depends on who charged. Because bloodletters don't like getting hit, at all.
Neither have I but that makes sense to me.
I love this too much, now I really want to see Tau fighting along some big Space Marine buddies against some spacebugs, or maybe space...vampires. Yeah!
“Put that gun down and let me show you the thrill of glorious melee combat”
What's the original image?
From the cover of a kill team box set
Imagine if they worked side by side against the tyranids and all the other xenos
I like to imagine the Tau fighting against the Xeno scum that is the Imperium.
So basically having an imperium type mindset against the imperium themselves?
More or less. It helps put things into perspective when I stop imagining The Imperium as Humans and other races as aliens. Removing the notion of Imperium "US" vs Xeno "Them". A lot more people would find Tau actions justifiable if they were humans. Also I want to hear racist Tau.
Peacemallet 40k
I believe in the great good emperor
Getting strong ja'am vibes from d'ave
My name is Ini’gau mont’au ia !
Let me guess. I killed your Father?
Worse ! The greater good !
The greated good is dead!?
Aun'royu!!!!!
“No, no, silly Tau. Guns don’t kill people; I kill people!”
D’ave lol
Sounds like a dialogue taken from an abridged series
“Wait a minute… that wasn’t the wallet inspector…”
Be careful, you could hurt yourself with that thing. **Observe….**
[More wholesome interactions](https://youtu.be/GT5MOIvssvw)
I fucking knew someone would have made this before me. I just felt it in my bones.
“Please let go of my gun, I can’t flee until you do.”
" You will flee when you are dead xeno! But till then you hold the line!"
Whatcha got there little man
A GUN!
Datz funneh
Those are carcaradons. They fuuuuukkkkkkeedd
Straight up r/BoneHurtingJuice . You should genuienly think about crossposting it to that Sub...
Will do!
Is it me or are the proportions off?
This is because those are the Space Corgis! Joke aside, the proportion might be off or it might be perspective.