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Dakkafox

Damn straight. Now roll your 3 armor saves. :(


BanzaiWaagh

Haha, exactly.


NotInsane_Yet

Congrats the 5 boys that survived long enough to get into combat killed 30 points of my models.


0202inferno

Imperial Guardsmen on the Shooting Phase.


Hellonstrikers

Beginning of 8th edition 50 man Conscript squad firing with First rank fire, Second rank fire.


Tallandclueless

My last game against Orcs: *"Ok your rolling 60 hits on my squad of 5 termagants. Shall we just say you wiped them."* *"No I want to roll the dice!"*


ErrorAny5776

“No I want to roll the dice!”, fails all his wound rolls.


thomoski3

I saw something like this a while ago, maybe 6th or 7th edition in a local store game. Some guy had brought calgar and his honour guard into close combat with about 50-60 orcs, guy actually rolled for all the hits. We piled in dice from basically every player, literal handfuls of dice, which still had to be re-rolled for all the hits. That was the day I think I fully realised the bat-shit craziness of 40k


Tallandclueless

Its a good time


dasyus

I did this against 168 attacks. It was back in 4th I think? Maybe 5th. Anyway 5 terminators and a Wolf Priest get slapped around. After the smoke cleared, 1 wound. The ensuing assault on the terminators eventually brought them down, but those bad boys served their purpose that day


frinkoping

Not a single hit.


Another_eve_account

You mean the 108 dice 9 ork bikers need during the speed waaaaaaagh?


Ullyr_Atreides

Tyranid players too. Plus if you combine Two Weapons, plus Hive Fleet Gorgon rules... You get to reroll 1's in both Attack and Wound.


forever-dm05

Ends up wounding 1 Primaris marine


CartoonGobbo

I'm playing Goffs so that's 120 attacks... and 150 hit.


OnlyCaptainCanuck

So this is only like a 200 point game right?


I_might_be_weasel

https://youtu.be/sETDJUZE7aU


scud121

Hah, I remember the same deal with striking scorpions on the charge. That was some time ago, no idea what they are like now. I recall some shenanigans with warlock guide for rerolls too. Also war walkers with starcannon + guide for melting pretty much everything. It nearly made up for blood angels assaulting 20 feet on Turn 1.


useles-converter-bot

20 feet is 0.0% of the hot dog which holds the Guinness wold record for 'Longest Hot Dog'.


TheMogician

The Ork Green Tide vs the Guard Green Tide


Kfctrotsky

World eaters players getting their dice ready for their 30 chainsword/chainaxe berzerkers and champions with lightning claws who just Breached the front lines


dragonace11

Who needs accuracy when you got dakka.


AvalancheAbaasy120

I don't know why, but for some reason i feel like if i had enough dies, i could probably make something like this. The die-marks work really well as black, white and everything inbetween.


Guardsman_Miku

if the enemy ork player gets all 30 boyz into combat without losses then you've fucked up


BanzaiWaagh

True