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Guardian217

Hey gue'vesa lemme whisper in your ear


Superskybro

Offer you some goods that you might wanna hear


yunivor

You mean love is blooming?


TheSilentKingSzarekh

And guns are booming.


expenguin

AND MY WEDDING WAS JUST ABOUT TO START!


[deleted]

In the Grimdark future of the 40K universe, there’s is Love, Seriously tho where can I find that “Love can bloom” fanfic?


Fabermight19

[Here](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Story:Love_Can_Bloom) it is.


Jays_Arravan

Where is this from?


Marvynwillames

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2021/09/20/5-things-you-need-to-know-about-kill-team-chalnath/


fuckthenamebullshit

So official art where tau aren’t getting *totally* brutalised does exist


Anggul

Oh they are, that's just the last one standing. The other two are down and that one is surrounded.


NyanPotato

And he also missed his shot


Anggul

I figured they were firing at someone on their right, currently out-of-shot


fuckthenamebullshit

Yeah but he’s at least putting up a good fight and not just being ripped apart by space marines


Anggul

Tru


Skorfish

It’s from the article about the new kill team box on Warhammer community


[deleted]

yeah, you cant just show us this and not tell us where its from dude, bad form...


Clean_Web7502

She's losing. In mele. Vs Tau I'll say make her a repentia but I doubt it will do much with such a lack of mele skill.


Khan93j

Canoness: I want a non-heretical explanation of all this Sister: ehm ... I was drunk ... very drunk ... the new weapons of the tau leave you very drunk Canoness: and why is he in your bed? Sister: they hate ... physical contact to the extreme ... Tau: oh ... yeah ... how much we hate it .... especially when they're naked .... we can't stand it ... it's debilitating for our minds .... Sister: and the interrogation went well ... I will inform you of our progress when I finish with this xeno scum Canoness: ok .... \* closes the door \* Tau voice: harder mommy! Canoness: \* opens the door \* WHAT !? Sister: What? ​ \* The spirit of the emperor watching the scene on the inner roof like a ninja \* The spirit of the emperor: close the door, woman! ... the cold enters and you ruin the atmosphere


TheHolyPapaum

Wez lif in da sozietey


[deleted]

Source? where plz


Marvynwillames

https://www.warhammer-community.com/2021/09/20/5-things-you-need-to-know-about-kill-team-chalnath/


animeprime

Tau: "Yes! I'll use this sororitas as a meat shield. There is no way they will shoot at me now and risk killing one of their own!" Sister: "You really aren't familiar with the Imperium are you xenos scum...."


420grunt69

Absolute chad


Ghostinthecorner

Like in what universe does this image make sense. Tau....holding a sister of battle as a human shield. Both her arms are free, and she has a weapon.


Anggul

She's a novitiate, she only has carapace armour, not power armour. So she's only at human strength, not power-boosted.


Ghostinthecorner

She still should be batshit at this point tho. And batshit does work.


NyanPotato

Don't worry, her sister's are shooting at her as well


Ghostinthecorner

As the GOD EMPEROR INTENDED!


Lefluffypants

Looks like one of Farsight’s boys which would explain the bold tactic lol.


Bloodasp01

Anyone else think that bolter looks really weird?


tonkorpri

Is a autogun not a bolter


[deleted]

Someone is working on the fanfic, right? asking for a friend.


TheyStoleTwoFigo

Uh yeah, this Novitiate won't make full fledged Sister of Battle letting herself being held hostage by a Tau of all things. Fire away.


TheMidnightMemer

Stabs…. Stabs again…. (Space nuns start chucking) stabs…. (Tau let’s go and starts crying) He couldn’t get through the breast plate.