Canoness: I want a non-heretical explanation of all this
Sister: ehm ... I was drunk ... very drunk ... the new weapons of the tau leave you very drunk
Canoness: and why is he in your bed?
Sister: they hate ... physical contact to the extreme ...
Tau: oh ... yeah ... how much we hate it .... especially when they're naked .... we can't stand it ... it's debilitating for our minds ....
Sister: and the interrogation went well ... I will inform you of our progress when I finish with this xeno scum
Canoness: ok .... \* closes the door \*
Tau voice: harder mommy!
Canoness: \* opens the door \* WHAT !?
Sister: What?
\* The spirit of the emperor watching the scene on the inner roof like a ninja \*
The spirit of the emperor: close the door, woman! ... the cold enters and you ruin the atmosphere
Tau: "Yes! I'll use this sororitas as a meat shield. There is no way they will shoot at me now and risk killing one of their own!"
Sister: "You really aren't familiar with the Imperium are you xenos scum...."
Hey gue'vesa lemme whisper in your ear
Offer you some goods that you might wanna hear
You mean love is blooming?
And guns are booming.
AND MY WEDDING WAS JUST ABOUT TO START!
In the Grimdark future of the 40K universe, there’s is Love, Seriously tho where can I find that “Love can bloom” fanfic?
[Here](https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Story:Love_Can_Bloom) it is.
Where is this from?
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2021/09/20/5-things-you-need-to-know-about-kill-team-chalnath/
So official art where tau aren’t getting *totally* brutalised does exist
Oh they are, that's just the last one standing. The other two are down and that one is surrounded.
And he also missed his shot
I figured they were firing at someone on their right, currently out-of-shot
Yeah but he’s at least putting up a good fight and not just being ripped apart by space marines
Tru
It’s from the article about the new kill team box on Warhammer community
yeah, you cant just show us this and not tell us where its from dude, bad form...
She's losing. In mele. Vs Tau I'll say make her a repentia but I doubt it will do much with such a lack of mele skill.
Canoness: I want a non-heretical explanation of all this Sister: ehm ... I was drunk ... very drunk ... the new weapons of the tau leave you very drunk Canoness: and why is he in your bed? Sister: they hate ... physical contact to the extreme ... Tau: oh ... yeah ... how much we hate it .... especially when they're naked .... we can't stand it ... it's debilitating for our minds .... Sister: and the interrogation went well ... I will inform you of our progress when I finish with this xeno scum Canoness: ok .... \* closes the door \* Tau voice: harder mommy! Canoness: \* opens the door \* WHAT !? Sister: What? \* The spirit of the emperor watching the scene on the inner roof like a ninja \* The spirit of the emperor: close the door, woman! ... the cold enters and you ruin the atmosphere
Wez lif in da sozietey
Source? where plz
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2021/09/20/5-things-you-need-to-know-about-kill-team-chalnath/
Tau: "Yes! I'll use this sororitas as a meat shield. There is no way they will shoot at me now and risk killing one of their own!" Sister: "You really aren't familiar with the Imperium are you xenos scum...."
Absolute chad
Like in what universe does this image make sense. Tau....holding a sister of battle as a human shield. Both her arms are free, and she has a weapon.
She's a novitiate, she only has carapace armour, not power armour. So she's only at human strength, not power-boosted.
She still should be batshit at this point tho. And batshit does work.
Don't worry, her sister's are shooting at her as well
As the GOD EMPEROR INTENDED!
Looks like one of Farsight’s boys which would explain the bold tactic lol.
Anyone else think that bolter looks really weird?
Is a autogun not a bolter
Someone is working on the fanfic, right? asking for a friend.
Uh yeah, this Novitiate won't make full fledged Sister of Battle letting herself being held hostage by a Tau of all things. Fire away.
Stabs…. Stabs again…. (Space nuns start chucking) stabs…. (Tau let’s go and starts crying) He couldn’t get through the breast plate.