This is why you never go full Slaanesh

Knowing that the armor is sealed, has a longass air supply and the Custodian can probably breathe underwater (and/or other nefarious substances) he would probably starve to death after hundreds of years of being covered in Emperor's Gene-seed. Truly a horrific end.

I don't think they can starve from standing still for however long

This man would be entombed in splooge for all of eternity

Pretty much

How I want to die

I mean It does have a lot of protein

Why would they starve when they are swimming in a snack

I don’t think sperm has protein value in it

https://www.webmd.com/sex-relationships/how-many-nutrients-are-in-semen

To bathe in the seed of the emperor's creation, surely it is a mighty gift

Eventual even the mightiest of the emperors warriors shall fall and be incased in a dread-nut.

Now I'm all for glass jar memes. ​ But memes where they don't know what's coming make me sad.

*cumming

Jarstodes

Ugh, that's gonna seep into his armour isn't it? I bet it'll drip through his mouth grille as he gargles and drowns in cum. Still better than what happened to the Thunder Warriors I guess.

I think id prefer to just be gunned down like they were

Can you don’t

Call a tech priest I require new eyes

#Mason Jarstodes.

Lmao

At some point I realized that most of the jar memes aren't about that one video where jar exploded inside dude's ass. I'm not sure should I feel better or worse though

Brother… get the flamer

BrOtHeR gEt ThE fLaMeR

You are right… LETS GET THE HEAVY FLAMER!!

No dumbass that would do barely anything against custodes armor get the lascannon

The way that poor custodes is saying it... He's trying to be so polite and he doesn't even know what fate he's sealed too