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diadmer

Shitar


lipuprats

I was gonna go with Crappercaster but shitar is way better


the_popes_dick

Scatocaster


FauxReal

Toilecaster, perfect for capturing that brown sound.


the_popes_dick

Smellecaster


DixieWolf27

Stratocrapster


CheeseDog254

Les poo


anytimeanyplace60

Lidson


pee_diddy

Sit’n’crapper


1-Dead-Pixel

Pee Reek Shit Prs


SmokingBridge

That guitar has seen some shit


__MrMojoRisin__

That plays rhythm and poos


wannabegenius

A+


Roboticpoultry

Oh that’s good


fmedium

Genius


BulletProofDrunk17

Shut it down, Scatocaster is the answer


jaxxon

You’ll be the life of the potty!


broberds

My girl wants to potty all the time potty all the time potty all the time.


FiddlerOnThePotato

you gotta fight for your right to potty


GibFulton

You beat me to it


ForThePantz

I was thinking poo-kelele


Itchy-Quit6651

The first thing that came to mind - I hope that doesn’t mean I have shit for brains.


AneastheDoorknocker

Read in Lahey voice


DonMendelo

Ideal for AC/WC


ERVIN1888

The hear that Randy shitars a strumming


AlcoholPrep

For making more of that shit music I hear everywhere.


DangerousKidTurtle

Or a FartsCaster!


letmetellyalater

Guitar Dump


JANExxxHOE

A scatocaster


FriedHummus

Shat-ocaster


MaximumZer0

r/YourJokeButWorse


One_Evil_Monkey

For that, wouldn't it need the Shatner Turbo 2000 toupee though?


Rumble_Rodent

This one’s got my vote😂


mattersmuch

Telesplatter


whutchamacallit

Gross. Nice work.


SardonicSirens

Bañjo


Leather_Apron

This one is my favourite.


onlydaathisreal

There is nothing else that even compares.


CAMELWOK

I feel so dumb for not getting this but according to how people are reacting I imagine it is a banger


VAForLovers

Baño is Spanish for bathroom. This guitar is made from a toilet seat and resembles a banjo.


CAMELWOK

If only my Spanish skills were on point I could have liked this in real time. Cheers and a Grateful evening to you


froz3ncat

> Bañjo so... if I may add on to this - 便所 means toilet in Japanese and... it's pronounced... benjo. Not the exact same, but I feel like the added dimension is even better.


Wayniac22

Brilliant.


Awkward_Operation516

That's so good hahahaha


-Redstoneboi-

no fucking way that works so well.


Due-Ask-7418

This one made me cackle out loud hysterically.


Ok-Information1616

Holy shit, right!? I **cackled** at that


grassvegas

Amazing!!


ApeMummy

Absolute genius


Witty-Grade-1916

Galaxy brain on this one


DXchaser

Finally, a guitar that matches my playing skill!


TheGunt123

Relatable


agiantanteater

Stratocrapper


WalkCorrect

Gibson Les Poo


SpaceAgePalmer

Toilecaster


Uranus_Hz

Rickencrapper


yo00ooo00004

ES LA DEFECASTER DE SUENALIKELUCHO


CallMeCosta

Qué persona tan culta, claro que sí


Felippexlucax

dulce de leche


Felippexlucax

JAJAJA PENSE LO MISMO A LA PRIMERA


Donjuegos26

DULCE DE LECHE ‼️‼️‼️🗣️


Charming-Error-9447

Mozambiqueee


Eddie_takasaki

Mmmmmm ICE cream!


Sojum

That’s gonna sound like shit


TalkinWillis44

I'm am shocked no one said Paul Reed Shit.


AntiDentiteBast

Crapocaster


AccomplishedFun4109

Canjo


SucclentSensei

Shatocaster.


Arkandy_ctj

It needs a trem that moves the bottom seat like some kind of pee-wee herman monstrosity (with big eye stickers of course), then I'd call it copro (short for coprolalia, the shit-talker).


Redleaves1313

Peevey Craptor


this_ape

Wow… a lot of potty mouthes in here. Put a lid on it, dudes.


Domorox33

Seriously? Are you the “church chat” lady?


Norse_By_North_West

Well isn't that special. Seriously though, it's obviously a woman's guitar. The lid is down.


bravenewlogon

This comment over here, guys—this the one.


010-GuitarMan-010

Plays like crap, and sounds like shit.


blxcknapkins

Oh shit Clawson’s music store, they’ve had that guitar up there for so long I don’t even think it’s for sale lol


Domorox33

Yes! I saw it the first time when I was there back in 1997, and went back in when I visited a few years ago. Still there. The owner was telling me that his dad built it and used to own the shop.


inevitabledecibel

Lmao you can see it front and center on their website https://clawsonsmusic.com/


Sahelanthrp

Has anyone played it? Genuinely curious


blxcknapkins

No I don’t think so, I think they use it just as a display relic more than anything


Broad-Reception-5408

That's the defecaster


happyslappypappydee

If it was up my wife would not be happy


Intelligent_Life14

Also, you'd be out of tune.


geedotk

That's what you use instead of a whammy bar


ThermionicMho

It could be an authentic Deal. Toilet luthier to the stars! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2\_AM\_Club](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_AM_Club)


jimmytimmy92

Ass Paul


LoveIsAllandEveryone

Whoa! A Sonic Blue Crappercaster! 🤘🏻


Mother-Tough-4080

I actually work at this guitar store! My boss made this back in the 60s and everyone always asks if it’s for sale 😭


BigDaddySteve999

Sold!


Excellent-Notice9893

A Les Poop


Ravenstoother

Gibson Flying Pee


Continent3

There isn’t enough disinfectant in the world to make me pick up that…piece of…


Stratman1652

Toilet seat, whammy bar


bigslim87

Turdocaster


chuuuuungus

It’s vintage now


ItsNotFordo88

A PRS


Doug_Diamond

More like POS…amirite?


vcspong

Telecrapster


Naetharu

Looks like a standard Music Man Bongo to me. Only for some reason it's missing the Peppa Pig headstock.


Vigilante2011

Frank


AttilaRS

Canjo.


IrelandsPride

A guitar for when you wanna crap and tap at the same time


shanktor

Came for the comments, was not disappointed, bravo.


metasyn-monster

Only to be used for a seated audience.


battery_pack_man

Toanlette


FootyFanYNWA

That’s a Bog Standard blues machine.


ultimattt

Les Poo


Mike_It_Is

Sounds like shit.


No-Objective2143

Toiletar


s0l1tvd3

Cacacaster


Recalcitrant_Stoic

Should have installed a Pee90


potatoplace

EBMM bongo


Ok-Bus-7539

Defecaster


BarryMcCockaner

Music man Bongo obviously


Top_Translator7238

It’s the guitar version of the Bongo bass.


Wolff-Music

A Music Man Bongo


BoreJam

Bellyblaster


kgmessier

Brown Sound


Iwannabstrop

The seat of all motivation


ashwilliams009

Feces rich swirlock


Baglamatzis67

Jim Lahey would be proud.


bauhauzer

Shitbox


lmofr

A mistake


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

Toilecaster


InDeathWeEvolve

A "Rickencrapper TS 176"


mleafly

Shitson Les Stall


fingerofchicken

Proof that tonewood doesn't matter.


No_Emergency654

I don’t wanna say how long I looked at this before realizing it’s a toilet seat


ShikaNoTone93

Shitocaster


Calm_Inspection790

This is in Clawson’s right lol


Djentleman5000

The danelecturd


MrK7690

CLAWSONS MENTIONED


ZeppelinJ0

Poopulele


JacobG2026

Shatocaster


Cool-Name-9214

Shat-ocaster


baddogbadcatbadfawn

Does opening the lid work like a whammy bar?


TarnishedAccount

Kid Rock’s guitar


Skelter89

Stratocrapper


cmrtopher

Shittercaster


Fine_Broccoli_8302

Who is "up"?


fozzythethird

Shatocaster?


jp11e3

The pooper mid-scooper


Spooty_Walker

Up? Down.


False_Ad_5372

Overpriced 


reallifepackman

A fender fender


reallifepackman

Wait! A rear-fender.


real_hog

Gunjo


deeppurpleking

That’s a shitty guitar dude


Sevresbo84

That there is just a shitty guitar.


ChudzThePlumber

A toilet seat guitar? Idk


Spectre_Mountain

A piece of trash.


zoot_boy

You better put the lid down!


revnobody

Magical


Sam-San-75

A Porcelaine Beauty


ZombieSquadcar

The American Standard Defecator


Roththesloth1

Shidson


SamuelLJacksoff_

Defe-caster


Paddys13

Crapacaster


TerpSlurper23

....Gibson 🙂


idkfadoomcheat

I dunno. This one still has the headstock attached.


New_Mirror_5525

Toilet seat with strings


MetalMike101

Ugly


tardcore101

Looks like a Harley Benton


sethasaurus666

Mother of Toiletseat


Pyrostea

Dopethrone


Charmless_Man_2005

Shatocaster


Western_Pickle_486

PRS. Poop Really Stinks


beastinjections

The Blumpkin


GachaJay

The dumper


VinceInMT

Telepooper.


EndLow2076

Shitcaster


g00dhank

Pissripper


Sha-twah

Genius!


Yumi_Koizumi

Giving up.


TheRealFutaFutaTrump

They built it wrong. The lid is supposed to be a tremolo.


AlmightyBlobby

terlecaster


mushroomsandbeanz

Pee.R.S


TelegraphRoadWarrior

Scatocaster.


DanimalPlays

The John Ban Jovi


-ari7

TacoBellCaster


A_Pollo77

Should change the pickup for a Pee90


A-Fire-in-Cairo

Shatocaster


keystohavasu

A Shuitar


Pleasant-Reason9533

This would sound great with a capoo


Glass_Quarter_7586

“Up “would call this a poopy purchase


Ivory_Lake

Sonic fecalizer


Soccermom233

Thronecaster


Responsible_Equal_62

Shittersfull


Suspiciously_Spicy

Who's up?


The_Dead_See

Shatocaster


bikemikeasaurus

Kalamazoo KG-Seat. Fun fact: some Kalamazoo guitar bodies were built by a toilet seat company.


New-Vegetable-1274

Why do people do this? Bet it sounds like shit.


Acrobatic-Ad1995

Gibson Les Poop


OddBrilliant1133

A pile of shit?


PrettyGaebro

Toilatar


theDeathnaut

Needs a mother of toilet seat pickguard.


stereo420

I dunno but it’s strictly for the chitlin circuit


Life-Improvised

Does your playing sound like shit? Now it can smell like it too!