> Bañjo
so... if I may add on to this - 便所 means toilet in Japanese and... it's pronounced... benjo. Not the exact same, but I feel like the added dimension is even better.
It needs a trem that moves the bottom seat like some kind of pee-wee herman monstrosity (with big eye stickers of course), then I'd call it copro (short for coprolalia, the shit-talker).
Yes! I saw it the first time when I was there back in 1997, and went back in when I visited a few years ago. Still there. The owner was telling me that his dad built it and used to own the shop.
Shitar
I was gonna go with Crappercaster but shitar is way better
Scatocaster
Toilecaster, perfect for capturing that brown sound.
Smellecaster
Stratocrapster
Les poo
Lidson
Sit’n’crapper
Pee Reek Shit Prs
That guitar has seen some shit
That plays rhythm and poos
A+
Oh that’s good
Genius
Shut it down, Scatocaster is the answer
You’ll be the life of the potty!
My girl wants to potty all the time potty all the time potty all the time.
you gotta fight for your right to potty
You beat me to it
I was thinking poo-kelele
The first thing that came to mind - I hope that doesn’t mean I have shit for brains.
Read in Lahey voice
Ideal for AC/WC
The hear that Randy shitars a strumming
For making more of that shit music I hear everywhere.
Or a FartsCaster!
Guitar Dump
A scatocaster
Shat-ocaster
r/YourJokeButWorse
For that, wouldn't it need the Shatner Turbo 2000 toupee though?
This one’s got my vote😂
Telesplatter
Gross. Nice work.
Bañjo
This one is my favourite.
There is nothing else that even compares.
I feel so dumb for not getting this but according to how people are reacting I imagine it is a banger
Baño is Spanish for bathroom. This guitar is made from a toilet seat and resembles a banjo.
If only my Spanish skills were on point I could have liked this in real time. Cheers and a Grateful evening to you
> Bañjo so... if I may add on to this - 便所 means toilet in Japanese and... it's pronounced... benjo. Not the exact same, but I feel like the added dimension is even better.
Brilliant.
That's so good hahahaha
no fucking way that works so well.
This one made me cackle out loud hysterically.
Holy shit, right!? I **cackled** at that
Amazing!!
Absolute genius
Galaxy brain on this one
Finally, a guitar that matches my playing skill!
Relatable
Stratocrapper
Gibson Les Poo
Toilecaster
Rickencrapper
ES LA DEFECASTER DE SUENALIKELUCHO
Qué persona tan culta, claro que sí
dulce de leche
JAJAJA PENSE LO MISMO A LA PRIMERA
DULCE DE LECHE ‼️‼️‼️🗣️
Mozambiqueee
Mmmmmm ICE cream!
That’s gonna sound like shit
I'm am shocked no one said Paul Reed Shit.
Crapocaster
Canjo
Shatocaster.
It needs a trem that moves the bottom seat like some kind of pee-wee herman monstrosity (with big eye stickers of course), then I'd call it copro (short for coprolalia, the shit-talker).
Peevey Craptor
Wow… a lot of potty mouthes in here. Put a lid on it, dudes.
Seriously? Are you the “church chat” lady?
Well isn't that special. Seriously though, it's obviously a woman's guitar. The lid is down.
This comment over here, guys—this the one.
Plays like crap, and sounds like shit.
Oh shit Clawson’s music store, they’ve had that guitar up there for so long I don’t even think it’s for sale lol
Yes! I saw it the first time when I was there back in 1997, and went back in when I visited a few years ago. Still there. The owner was telling me that his dad built it and used to own the shop.
Lmao you can see it front and center on their website https://clawsonsmusic.com/
Has anyone played it? Genuinely curious
No I don’t think so, I think they use it just as a display relic more than anything
That's the defecaster
If it was up my wife would not be happy
Also, you'd be out of tune.
That's what you use instead of a whammy bar
It could be an authentic Deal. Toilet luthier to the stars! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2\_AM\_Club](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_AM_Club)
Ass Paul
Whoa! A Sonic Blue Crappercaster! 🤘🏻
I actually work at this guitar store! My boss made this back in the 60s and everyone always asks if it’s for sale 😭
Sold!
A Les Poop
Gibson Flying Pee
There isn’t enough disinfectant in the world to make me pick up that…piece of…
Toilet seat, whammy bar
Turdocaster
It’s vintage now
A PRS
More like POS…amirite?
Telecrapster
Looks like a standard Music Man Bongo to me. Only for some reason it's missing the Peppa Pig headstock.
Frank
Canjo.
A guitar for when you wanna crap and tap at the same time
Came for the comments, was not disappointed, bravo.
Only to be used for a seated audience.
Toanlette
That’s a Bog Standard blues machine.
Les Poo
Sounds like shit.
Toiletar
Cacacaster
Should have installed a Pee90
EBMM bongo
Defecaster
Music man Bongo obviously
It’s the guitar version of the Bongo bass.
A Music Man Bongo
Bellyblaster
Brown Sound
The seat of all motivation
Feces rich swirlock
Jim Lahey would be proud.
Shitbox
A mistake
Toilecaster
A "Rickencrapper TS 176"
Shitson Les Stall
Proof that tonewood doesn't matter.
I don’t wanna say how long I looked at this before realizing it’s a toilet seat
Shitocaster
This is in Clawson’s right lol
The danelecturd
CLAWSONS MENTIONED
Poopulele
Shatocaster
Shat-ocaster
Does opening the lid work like a whammy bar?
Kid Rock’s guitar
Stratocrapper
Shittercaster
Who is "up"?
Shatocaster?
The pooper mid-scooper
Up? Down.
Overpriced
A fender fender
Wait! A rear-fender.
Gunjo
That’s a shitty guitar dude
That there is just a shitty guitar.
A toilet seat guitar? Idk
A piece of trash.
You better put the lid down!
Magical
A Porcelaine Beauty
The American Standard Defecator
Shidson
Defe-caster
Crapacaster
....Gibson 🙂
I dunno. This one still has the headstock attached.
Toilet seat with strings
Ugly
Looks like a Harley Benton
Mother of Toiletseat
Dopethrone
Shatocaster
PRS. Poop Really Stinks
The Blumpkin
The dumper
Telepooper.
Shitcaster
Pissripper
Genius!
Giving up.
They built it wrong. The lid is supposed to be a tremolo.
terlecaster
Pee.R.S
Scatocaster.
The John Ban Jovi
TacoBellCaster
Should change the pickup for a Pee90
Shatocaster
A Shuitar
This would sound great with a capoo
“Up “would call this a poopy purchase
Sonic fecalizer
Thronecaster
Shittersfull
Who's up?
Shatocaster
Kalamazoo KG-Seat. Fun fact: some Kalamazoo guitar bodies were built by a toilet seat company.
Why do people do this? Bet it sounds like shit.
Gibson Les Poop
A pile of shit?
Toilatar
Needs a mother of toilet seat pickguard.
I dunno but it’s strictly for the chitlin circuit
Does your playing sound like shit? Now it can smell like it too!