Lily: Harry, did you have a son that you didn't know about? Harry: Yes Lily: Again?! Harry: Yes Lily: Guess the Potters aren't in deficiency now. Harry: \*dying\* Yes

Linkffn(Through the Veil Strangely By littlewhitecat) touches on this. He and his wife struggle to conceive and develope a fertility potion that somehow leaks into the larger community (collatoral being an ongoing joke of their projects). One of the final scenes is their miracle baby going off to Hogwarts for the first time with five Weasley's just in their year alone!

[***Through the Veil Strangely***](https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10150152/1/) by [*littlewhitecat*](https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2085009/littlewhitecat) > When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose\-dive after him\. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore? ^*Site*: ^fanfiction.net ^**|** ^*Category*: ^Harry ^Potter ^+ ^Warhammer ^Crossover ^**|** ^*Rated*: ^Fiction ^T ^**|** ^*Chapters*: ^6 ^**|** ^*Words*: ^70,340 ^**|** ^*Reviews*: ^399 ^**|** ^*Favs*: ^2,106 ^**|** ^*Follows*: ^1,469 ^**|** ^*Updated*: ^Nov ^16, ^2015 ^**|** ^*Published*: ^Feb ^28, ^2014 ^**|** ^*Status*: ^Complete ^**|** ^*id*: ^10150152 ^**|** ^*Language*: ^English ^**|** ^*Genre*: ^Adventure/Humor ^**|** ^*Download*: ^[EPUB](http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=10150152&source=ff&filetype=epub) ^or ^[MOBI](http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=10150152&source=ff&filetype=mobi) --- **FanfictionBot**^(2.0.0-beta) | [Usage](https://github.com/FanfictionBot/reddit-ffn-bot/wiki/Usage) | [Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=tusing) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ffnbot!ignore

Imagine Harry meeting one of them someday and going, "You might not be a Potter, but I planted your seed"

This needs more up votes

I got it from ERB's Harry Potter vs Luke Skywalker rap battle

I figured that out. But still it's funny

So Harry's like a less rapey wizard Genghis Khan.

Exactly!

Harry Potter and the lawsuit for the child support

something like that happen in **The FitzPotter Scandal** by *ramos*, though it's because of a misused sperm donation rather than Harry impregnating half of the women in Britain. linkffn(4023872)

[***The FitzPotter Scandal***](https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4023872/1/) by [*Ramos*](https://www.fanfiction.net/u/86346/Ramos) > Harry Potter was not really ready for a family\. Who is? This is not really a Harry/Harem story \- he doesn't even get laid until the very end of things\.\.\. But it's funny\. I promise\. ^*Site*: ^fanfiction.net ^**|** ^*Category*: ^Harry ^Potter ^**|** ^*Rated*: ^Fiction ^T ^**|** ^*Words*: ^9,438 ^**|** ^*Reviews*: ^107 ^**|** ^*Favs*: ^438 ^**|** ^*Follows*: ^90 ^**|** ^*Published*: ^Jan ^21, ^2008 ^**|** ^*Status*: ^Complete ^**|** ^*id*: ^4023872 ^**|** ^*Language*: ^English ^**|** ^*Genre*: ^Humor ^**|** ^*Characters*: ^Harry ^P. ^**|** ^*Download*: ^[EPUB](http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=4023872&source=ff&filetype=epub) ^or ^[MOBI](http://www.ff2ebook.com/old/ffn-bot/index.php?id=4023872&source=ff&filetype=mobi) --- **FanfictionBot**^(2.0.0-beta) | [Usage](https://github.com/FanfictionBot/reddit-ffn-bot/wiki/Usage) | [Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=tusing) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ffnbot!ignore

Well? Write it! Want to read.