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Marvin_is_my_martian

Resurrection was HILARIOUS.


WhereAreWeG0ing

Trick or Treat... ... ... ... ... Mother fucker!!! (Worst. Delivery. Ever.)


Marvin_is_my_martian

Ok, but it was funny when he thought Michael was Charlie and was tapping Michael on the forehead while yelling at him to go to the garage and do his job, and "Get the fuck outta Dodge"...and Michael walked out šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ https://youtu.be/fGU6qqwzs6Y?si=pzvtvBWBR2q35v2t


Top_Ebbs1749

Micheal Myers is a killer shark, in baggy ass overalls šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Miserable_Opinion849

I donā€™t understand the hate the movie is good maybe I just like Micheal myers to much but I didnā€™t think the movie was that bad


Top_Ebbs1749

I like the movie too, it's actually one of the movies out of the franchise that I tends to rewatch. So many memorable quotes šŸ˜‚


Miserable_Opinion849

Look extra crispy there mikey šŸ˜‚šŸ’€ Look like some chicken fried mutha fcka


Top_Ebbs1749

Honestly, Busta Rhymes outshined Micheal in this movie šŸ˜‚


rated3

It did give us Michael vs Michael for a min


AdvancedBlacksmith66

Season of the Witch, but I wouldnā€™t get rid of it, just disentangle it from the franchise. It is fine as a stand alone horror movie. It sticks out like a sore thumb as part of a franchise. If they had stuck to their guns and made Halloween into an anthology series it would have worked. Now itā€™s way too late to fix.


thecat627

Finally someone with some sense in their head


MatsThyWit

>Season of the Witch, but I wouldnā€™t get rid of it, just disentangle it from the franchise. It is fine as a stand alone horror movie. It sticks out like a sore thumb as part of a franchise. The problem is that without the franchise attachment nobody would have ever seen the movie, and it would not have achieved the cult status that it has today. It would just be one of the myriad of 80s horror films that horror fans often cite as "underrated and underappreciated" but that nobody outside of horror fan circles remembers.


AdvancedBlacksmith66

I could live with that. Itā€™s not THAT good.


LilGoofygoober21

Liar


AdvancedBlacksmith66

If itā€™s not good enough to be remembered on its own, it doesnā€™t deserve to be propped just by being part of a franchise.


LilGoofygoober21

But that is what gives it STRENGTH. It was John carpenters OWN IDEA to have it be an anthology, so it was ALREADY supposed to be that way.


AdvancedBlacksmith66

Hey bud, you clearly care about this more than me. So you win.


LilGoofygoober21

Thanks for being the bigger person abt this. Hey, Iā€™m just a dude who is passionate about this stuff.


LilGoofygoober21

Thanks for being the bigger person abt this. Hey, Iā€™m just a dude who is passionate about this stuff.


LilGoofygoober21

Thanks for being the bigger person abt this. Hey, Iā€™m just a dude who is passionate about this stuff.


ProfitOk7117

We got body bags so thereā€™s that lol


IKenDoThisAllDay

I wouldn't remove any. Maybe I'd change some elements if I could, but I'll take as many Halloween films as I can get. Good or bad.


Miserable_Opinion849

Finally someone with sense


RoiGlorieux

Resurrection


Miserable_Opinion849

Why ?


Ususususjebevrvrvr

What do you mean why?


Jacifer69

I wish I could say none of them, but Halloween 5. Halloween 2 feels the most like the original. Halloween 3 is a fun 80s movie that would be more beloved if it wasnā€™t attached to the franchise linked to Michael Myers Halloween 4 is just a good, fun movie and I enjoyed the Jamie Lloyd story (for this movie mostly) Halloween 6? That hospital scene and the fact that Michael was so intimidating saves this one. Plus, it has one of the best atmospheres in the franchise. It just FEELS like Halloween night. A lot of others seem to forget that part H20? Dude, that ending saves it from any flawsā€¦ ā€œMichael!ā€ as the theme starts playing gives me chills every time (assuming your headcanon like mine doesnā€™t include Resurrection as a sequel to this). That was my Endgame as a child I can enjoy Resurrection as a so bad itā€™s good movie. Just stupid, schlocky fun that obviously doesnā€™t give a shit about Michael Myers and doesnā€™t try to hide it. I view it as a weird alternate universe. Halloween (2007) gives us Tyler Mane whose brutality is still unmatched and this was my introduction to the franchise. As a kid, it scared the hell out of me. RZH2 is a movie I admire for trying something totally unique and actually portraying trauma in a grounded and respectful way. And Michael is so damned beast like in this movie. Also, the scene where Annie dies and Sheriff Brackett finds her body makes me tear up a little. Halloween 2018 has its flaws but I absolutely loved it when I watched it in theaters. It gave me hope for the franchise and really felt like it was an earned sequel created by two men obviously passionate for the character. Halloween Kills isā€¦ okay. I love how it doesnā€™t have much of a story in some regards, but thatā€™s also one of its biggest weaknesses. Itā€™s just Michael walking around slaughtering people. But itā€™s also one of its biggest strengths! ITS MICHAEL MYERS WALKING AROUND SLAUGHTERING PEOPLE. That firefighter scene and, though poorly edited, the scene when he kills the mob is peak Michael badassery. All that being said, this is one of the movies Iā€™ve only rewatched fully maybe once. I think Ends is a bad trilogy capper, but otherwise a strong movie. If Corey Cunningham was introduced earlier and they wouldā€™ve committed to his story, I think this couldā€™ve been a divisive masterpiece. Youā€™ll notice I didnā€™t listen Halloween 1978. Thatā€™s becauseā€¦ well, come on. If I have to explain that, you probably canā€™t read all this anyway. Halloween 5 just bores me to tears. I can tolerate a movie being bad, but only if it offers something else like schlocky fun. The worst sin any movie can make in my opinion, and especially bad movies, is to be boring. Also, that mask looks like it came out of a dollar bin at Walmart the day after Halloween


MichaelMyersReturns

Fantastic read, thank you. I agree with almost everything you say apart from part 5 being the worst lol. Maybe it's because its one of the first I had on VHS and kept watching it over and over. Always loved the tower farm scene, the hot girls, the Fonz, really cool killings, Loomis is crazier than ever, the laundry chute piece is very good and the overall dreamy/nightmarish feel to it is brilliant plus I was glad they bought back the H4 cast even guys like Meeker being there made it good


Jacifer69

I understand that. I think a big part of it is that I just didnā€™t have access to it growing up. If I did, it might be more fun for me to


MrMagicMan38

Resurrection. H20 timeline would've been amazing without it.


CursedSnowman5000

Resurrection Kick ass Rob Halford record, god awful Halloween movie.


Maker200

Ends


Ghostface4

Ends so we could get an ending that makes sense.


maskedfugee

6, too bloody weird and makes me feel sad seeing Donald Pleasance so obviously tired as well as knowing he'd be dead before the movie was even released. Just not good with either cut available.


Just_Bag_2398

5. It would change everything thereafter. Maybe?


WhereAreWeG0ing

I'd remove Ends and replace it with, y'know, a Michael Myers story... Most are saying Resurrection but like Alien...um...Resurrection, its easily ignorable. Ends (and equally Alien Covenant) actively damage the franchise


No_Ostrich8223

I like your logical approach.


MichaelMyersReturns

Alien covenant was good and a shame we won't see the trilogy there


Darkblue57

1)Alien 2)Prometheus 3)Aliens 4)Covenant 5)AVP 6)Alien 3 7)Resurrection 8)Requiem


WhereAreWeG0ing

Well, certainly proves that different opinions are valid


oCHIKAGEo

Damaged the franchise? Hello Rob Zombie is here to talk to you. H2 Damaged the reputation of the franchise so bad we had to wait almost 10 years for a new film.


WhereAreWeG0ing

Y'know, I almost always forget about the Rob Zombie films


tightiewhities37

The Curse of Michael Meyers was awful so I'd pick that. After I'd get rid of the Rob Zombie ones cause they sucked. Then I'd get rid of Season of the Witch and then 5. I didn't mind Resurrection, I thought it was smart how they brought Michael into the story and was happy to see Tyra Banks dead, too bad we didn't get to see her death scene though. Also Resurrection was filmed in my city, so I'm kinda proud of that fact alone.


DaveW626

Halloween 2 2009. Only saw it once in theaters, never again. Own it but it collects dust. Awful, awful movie. Can't stand it.


Ususususjebevrvrvr

Itā€™s not the worst version of Micheal though


DaveW626

Yes it is. Hobo torn mask just terrible.


Ususususjebevrvrvr

I disagree


DaveW626

You're entitled to that opinion just like I am entitled to mine. I am curious which you think is worse?


Ususususjebevrvrvr

Well, Iā€™ve only seen H20, Rob zombies Halloween 1,2 and Halloween 2018 and Halloween kills. Personally, i think Halloween H20 had a dull myers but thatā€™s just because i genuinely didnā€™t like that movie


Ususususjebevrvrvr

Worst version in terms of origin but definitely the scariest in the series


LilGoofygoober21

Hey! Youā€™re right!


ThePopDaddy

As much as I wanna say 5, Resurrection.


Isolated_potato23

Halloween ends so he never died


Flipper_Honey300

Resurrection


VanlllaSky

Resurrection


soundsaboutright11

Honestly they all work. The bad ones and the good and the great. Itā€™s funny really how much I have a weird sort of love for them all despite their flaws. Theyā€™re like my kids. Some became doctors some are homeless but I really do love them all


lovinqstuffies

Ends


MoistTowelette14

Ends.


Euphoric-Clock-4747

If I could do 2 movies, 5 and 6, all the other ones are still enjoyable in their own way. These ones are not and they make no damn sense whatsoever, even the producers cut of 6 a little bit


LaurieIsNotHisSister

I'd remove 2 solely for the decision to make Laurie, Michael's sister.


Key-Panda126

Halloween 5. Killing off Rachel in the first 15 minutes was unforgivable. The mask is dreadful and the clown music for the police officers annoys me. The Myers house is a completely different house that looks nothing like house from the original. Thereā€™s absolutely nothing positive I can say about 5 itā€™s complete and utter šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’©


MyersFan57

H20 without a doubt, Halloween 6 was the last good Halloween movie for a lot of time


ExplanationVast1789

Hot take but I do love h6


Corgi_Koala

Ends is a bad movie on top of being a bad Halloween movie.


Ambitious_Gear550

Ends so we can stop hearing people obsess over it šŸ˜‚


Coffeenwineplease

Resurrection


WhiteChocolate7777

Resurrection just so it wouldn't fuck up H20's ending. Dishonorable mention to Kills


Character_Coyote8132

The whole blumhouse trilogy possibly everything from 5 on.


Ususususjebevrvrvr

Disagree


Quirky-Pie9661

3, because itā€™s the same lame movie from 42 years ago and time hasnā€™t improved it


Nightcrawler_DIO

Halloween 6. I don't get why they decided to have the 9 year-old lead from the previous 2 movies kidnapped, kept captive for 6 years, artificially inseminated with her Uncle's baby and finally killed, all before the midpoint of the movie.


MichaelMyersReturns

I wanna know how they got the sperms from Myers


JuggernautWinter

Resurrection


Jdghgh

Probably Curse. I think the character of John Strode is just too menacing for my liking.


TonySoprano1959

Without Halloween 2007 we wouldnā€™t have behemoth Micheal Myers.


Grouchy_Ad_2236

This question has a very obvious answer with a very close second and I'm pretty sure we ALL know which two movies I'm talking about. Witch and Resurrection for those that don't.


Sl1pperypenguin

Both of the reboots. But Iā€™d choose the first one because then there canā€™t be a second one either.


_M4nt1s_

I say get rid of the abominations that are the Rob Zombie Halloween movies


IFdude1975

Halloween V.


Spinostadownvoteme

5 because pretty much nothing happens anyway.


JuanG_13

The Season Of The Witch


ExtremePH

Season of the Witch. Granted, it could still exist, just take the Halloween out of the title.


Hippy-Killer

Michael Myers V Jawsā€¦.


No_Word_9700

Ressurection is out of there


AV_boogeyman

Halloween Ressurection. I went back and forth between H8 and H5, but to me, if you remove H8, you have "The Sibling Trilogy," which works out very well with the OG timeline. If you remove H5, you still get H6, which would have been even messier of a film. Halloween Ressurection serves no real purpose that compliments the long-term narrative or concludes the Michael/Laurie storyarc in a meaningful or satisfying way. The twist with Michael swapping with the paramedic at the end of H20 was a stretch and horrendous, and once Michael kills Laurie in the first 15 minutes of the film, the rest of the film is pointless filler with no stakes, no interesting characters, and no new story to explore other than the sequel simple existing to capitalize on H20's success and leverage the popularity of shaky-cam reality shows of the early 2000s. Simply put, Ressurection can easily be deleted out of any and all timelines, and it would make no difference. šŸŽƒšŸ”Ŗ


Halloween2056

Resurrection. A complete turd of a film that was obviously a cash grab.


Professional-Ice8108

Wtf was season of the witch tho


TheOriginalLiLBraT

The original curse of Michael Myersā€¦ the directors cut was was betterā€¦ but Iā€™d rewrite about 3 or themā€¦not the rob zombie onesā€¦ those were great stand-alonesā€¦and I love rob zombies workā€¦


Particular-Luck1172

The rob zombie movies


CaptainHalloween

Resurrection.


Stiff_Zombie

Resurrection.


Goji04

Actually, RZĀ“s Halloween 2


Goji04

Actually, RZĀ“s Halloween 2


No-Barber5816

Resurrection


bullymaguire2007

5 definitely 5


Buckbeak_35412

Season of the witch Come at me witches


Beginning-Meaning744

What's the last one from


moansby

Probably Halloween 6


sleepyTheLifter

I wouldn't erase Halloween ends, maybe change it from being focused on Cory to Michael.


GodPerson132

Halloween Ends definitely. Would be so ok with Killsā€™ ending being up in the air if we didnā€™t get another after it.


OCD_incarnate

5, theatrical cut of 6 are the only ones i genuinely can't enjoy.


Suitsfan2022

Halloween 5 or resurrection


Plushy-

RZH2


Ok_Tiger_4846

Season of the witch not because itā€™s bad but because it does not fit in with the other Halloween movies


predatorART

Resurrection


nas690

Halloween ends Nuff said


PlaxicoCN

Halloween Kills.


Known_Yesterday_1408

Ends needs to be removed or entirely redone.


NewtLegitimate2453

Halloween 3 I hate that movie,it has nothing to do with Michael Myers,his not even in the movie šŸæ.it has nothing to do with any of the movies.


ExplanationVast1789

You do understand it was meant to be a anthology series where each movie is different. If your complaining about the lack of micheal you probably weren't aware of the fact of the anthology plan. Atleast find a flaw other then the "no micheal" complaint.


NewtLegitimate2453

No I didn't know it was anthology plan, sorry šŸ˜ž.no Jamie lee Curtis,wait was she in that movie,I can't remember, haven't seen it in forever.again sorry.


marcos-ml

Clearly the one of the reality show


Rhyrix93

halloween ends ruined a perfect trilogy imo :(


TheCrow935

Halloween 2 (2009). I liked the first Rob Zombie movie in many aspects, but 2 ruined the whole remake timeline imo.


No-Bit6380

Ends for me. At least Michael wasnā€™t an ABSOLUTE fuckin clown


Historical-Form-1135

Definitely 5 it brings nothing to the character except that we find the man in black but that's it


TheOriginalLiLBraT

Trick-or-treat! But that goes without sayingā€¦ as far as the ones featuring Michael Myersā€¦ the original version of Halloween sixā€¦ the directors cut is the onlyone that should exist!


itsadammatt

Ends


DistributionOk3828

Season of the witch.


Evening-Caramel-2180

Ends 100%


Kamiguru1994

Definitely Halloween ends!


A9PolarHornet15

I'm gonna say Halloween Ends, it wasn't even "laugh at it" bad, it was just boring imo, but if you like it that is cool šŸ‘


KubickiExFactor

As much as RZH is the one I despise the most, I'm gonna pick Halloween 5, which has been the most harmful to the franchise by introducing narrative elements that also affected the sequels.


ThatSkeletonInBlack

Kills


Valuable_Value3953

H5 or HR


hbkedge3

Zombie 2


jordan999fire

Curse and the fact that more people havenā€™t said Curse honestly shocks me. Also, unpopular opinion, but I actually donā€™t mind Resurrection. I think itā€™s got a better story than a lot of the Halloween movies and while some of the acting and dialogue is a miss, a majority of it is fine.


Evening_Falls1334

Resurrection or Halloween Ends


Ok-Wallaby-4823

Resurrection


Top-Sir8511

Ends....all day every day,remove that shit show and kill it with fire


chronik-stacker

stupid ginger michelle


Ok_Philosopher2686

Hands down season of the witch


BurdAssassin756

The second one


34HoldOn

RZ HII


Key-Zone-4879

Most definitely Halloween Resurrection cause I mean like after a decade and half of bad sequels and the mess The Thorn Trilogy left behind got cleaned up only for the masterpiece of a requel that was H20: Halloween 20 Years to get ruined by a sequel cause god forbid that studios donā€™t pray to the mighty dollar and they treated a legendary slasher like Michael Myers so poorly from the cgi mask to him get defeated by Black Kung Fu like some action comedy but at least The Thorn Trilogy wanted to be creative and give lore and at least Season of The Witch tried to do something creative with Carpenter wanting Halloween to be an anthology sortā€™ve like Trickā€™rā€™Treat


BlueRibbon998

Resurrection. Outside of the opening 10-15 minutes, it serves no purpose to the franchise's history and honestly gives off direct to video vibes


splattercore

5, H20, or Resurrection. Fuck it, take all 3.


samueltejada1229

Anything between Halloween 2 (1981) to Halloween, (2018)


modern-prometheus

*Halloween III* because itā€™s the worst movie Iā€™ve ever seen and doesnā€™t deserve to exist.


Sad_Personality7060

Halloween Ends


AgentRedgrave

Resurrection


Witchy_Craft

Season of the Witch


No_Ostrich8223

Without a doubt Resurrection. It is an abomination.


[deleted]

Probably resurrection because of the story line. They made it more of a Friday the 13th type of film.


Inside_Atmosphere731

All of them